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Old 12-23-2005, 01:43 AM   #1
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Default Proof that girls are evil

Girls and equations came up in conversation on the Guru global channel and I remembered I had this.


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Old 12-23-2005, 01:46 AM   #2
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Old 12-23-2005, 01:47 AM   #3
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Your math seems to check out.
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Old 12-23-2005, 01:54 AM   #4
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Old 12-23-2005, 02:14 AM   #5
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Math...it burns us! It burns us!
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Old 12-23-2005, 02:46 AM   #6
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Did you double check your work?
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Old 12-23-2005, 02:50 AM   #7
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Saw this one ages ago There is a MAJOR problem with it, due to the fact that whoever game up with the proof never graduated 2nd grade or something.

It clearly says "Girls require time AND money." It says AND, which everyone knows from word problems 101 means addition not multiplication. 2 and 4 is 6, not 8.

Plus there is a proof made by the same person that proves that guys are much eviler then girls, this one is just the most popular problary (spelt wrong) because 80% of the net are guys.

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First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil

Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3

So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.
Both have math errors, but if you accept the first one you gotta accept the second one

EDIT: I forgot If you want to you can change the (sqrt(evil))^2) into |evil| since the answer is going to be positive no matter what the original value of evil was. Therefore Girls = Absolute Evil

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Old 12-23-2005, 02:53 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by Seraphim

It clearly says "Girls require time AND money." It says AND, which everyone knows from word problems 101 means addition not multiplication. 2 and 4 is 6, not 8.
Regardless of anything else in this post, why on earth would you bring Word problem 101 into this? Why? Why Why Why?

Besides that. This may just be probability, but I was taught that the word 'and' in a word problem does indeed mean multiplication.
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