Saw this one ages ago

There is a MAJOR problem with it, due to the fact that whoever game up with the proof never graduated 2nd grade or something.
It clearly says "Girls require time AND money." It says AND, which everyone knows from word problems 101 means addition not multiplication. 2 and 4 is 6, not 8.
Plus there is a proof made by the same person that proves that guys are much eviler then girls, this one is just the most popular problary (spelt wrong) because 80% of the net are guys.
(can't find the picture of it but can copy this)
Quote:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex
We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money
Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex
And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex
As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex
Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2
And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3
Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil
Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3
So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.
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Both have math errors, but if you accept the first one you gotta accept the second one
EDIT: I forgot

If you want to you can change the (sqrt(evil))^2) into |evil| since the answer is going to be positive no matter what the original value of evil was. Therefore Girls = Absolute Evil
