The Chat log thread!

[Seraphim]

Sera (5/9/2006 2:07:56 PM): i've been afk
Sera (5/9/2006 2:08:01 PM): trying to get water to boil
Sera (5/9/2006 2:08:05 PM): so i can have mac and cheese for lunch
Sera (5/9/2006 2:08:09 PM): but it's taking 2 forevers
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:08:12 PM): [13:08] seraphimxi: trying to get water to boil
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:08:15 PM): ...wtf?
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:08:16 PM): lol
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:08:20 PM): you can't boil water?
Sera (5/9/2006 2:08:25 PM): it's taking forever
Sera (5/9/2006 2:08:28 PM): i think the stove is dying
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:08:45 PM): mac and cheese ftw, however

time passes

Sera (5/9/2006 2:12:55 PM): T_T
Sera (5/9/2006 2:13:00 PM): "Sarah that burner hasn't worked for weeks"
Sera (5/9/2006 2:13:02 PM): thanks mom!
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:13:09 PM): Hahahaha
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:13:43 PM): I can picture you standing there, with a befuddled look on your face "WTF...stove turn on!"
Sera (5/9/2006 2:13:48 PM): lol
Sera (5/9/2006 2:13:51 PM): the wtf moment
Sera (5/9/2006 2:13:56 PM): was when i touched the water
Sera (5/9/2006 2:13:57 PM): and it was cold
Sera (5/9/2006 2:14:00 PM): then touched the burner
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:14:09 PM): hahaha
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:15:43 PM): how long did it take for you to realize that something was wrong?
Sera (5/9/2006 2:15:50 PM): T_T
Sera (5/9/2006 2:15:52 PM): 15 minutes
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:16:00 PM): haha, ouch
svt_bert (5/9/2006 2:17:13 PM): that's gold right there

[Krypto]

"WTF...stove turn on!" Ah, that was fun.

Here's another fun one.

[11:16] SVT_Bert: how was your show?
[11:16] larke_coh: short
[11:16] larke_coh: and quiet
[11:16] larke_coh: only 5 listeners at my peak
[11:16] SVT_Bert: kind of like sex, huh?
[11:16] larke_coh: and i'm still going
[11:17] larke_coh: *shakes her head*
[11:17] larke_coh: that's bad

[Vendel]

sehmeth: no idea
sehmeth: I have no tv, so i dont know many new things.
iamvendel: you poor thing
sehmeth: nope, I am really happy without.
iamvendel: I dont believe you
iamvendel: you're in denial
sehmeth: I can live and believe what I want, talk to people, dont have to see the same series over and over again
iamvendel: t al k ....what is this T al king
sehmeth:
iamvendel: is it like typeing with your mouth?

[Joe Schmoe]

Suburban Hell (6:24:21 AM): It's ****ing insane. What did you do to piss off god this time?
JoeSchmoe4Ever (6:26:10 AM): Well I spit on a kid today. Oh, then I threw a brick through a church window. Had sex with three black guys. Uhh.. Pulled the cord on some guy in a coma. Pissed in some holy water. Swore my allegiance to Satan. Voted republican. Then I littered
Suburban Hell (6:30:10 AM): Ah...it was probably the voting republican thing. Dammit.
JoeSchmoe4Ever (6:30:19 AM): Most definatly
Suburban Hell (6:30:32 AM): way to go.

[Stan Walker]

god you moron...it was swore my allegiance to Stan not Satan...sheesh

[Joe Schmoe]

Woops, I was sleepy, can't believe I typoed that

[Krypto]

Part one of: Larke and Krypto debate Superman's sex life.

[13:12] SVT_Bert: Clark's an idiot
[13:12] larke_coh: for sure
[13:12] SVT_Bert: I mean
[13:12] SVT_Bert: You can grab people without breaking them, you know
[13:12] SVT_Bert: You should be able to fuxx0rz without breaking them
[13:13] larke_coh: LOL
[13:13] larke_coh: most definitely BUT
[13:13] larke_coh: i can understand that he's not always in control during sex
[13:13] SVT_Bert: Ok, he's had sex with Lana before, without his powers
[13:13] larke_coh: he could blow her up with his eyes or something
[13:13] SVT_Bert: he SHOULD be able to anticipate when he's gonna...
[13:14] SVT_Bert: bah, Clark's gained control of his heat vision
[13:14] larke_coh: so, if he's NOT in control and in throws of passion, its different
[13:14] SVT_Bert: Hmm?
[13:14] SVT_Bert: He's in perfect control
[13:14] SVT_Bert: should be

[Krypto]

Part two of: Larke and Krypto debate Superman's sex life.

[13:14] larke_coh: most guys can't stop themselves from saying "oh god i love you" when they don't mean it during sex
[13:14] larke_coh: sheesh
[13:16] SVT_Bert: Hahahaha
[13:16] SVT_Bert: well, they do at that particular point in time
[13:16] SVT_Bert: for however many seconds it lasts
[13:16] larke_coh: exactly, so who says he doesn't ejaculate fire from his eyes at the same time?
[13:17] SVT_Bert: Well, that's when he pulls out, and averts his eyes
[13:17] larke_coh: ROFL
[13:17] SVT_Bert: and makes sure to aim elsewhere
[13:17] SVT_Bert: and besides
[13:17] SVT_Bert: if he ever masturbated, he'd know whether or not he shoots fire from his eyes as well
[13:17] larke_coh: true
[13:17] larke_coh: but he is a farm boy
[13:17] larke_coh: maybe he doesn't do that
[13:18] SVT_Bert: dude
[13:18] SVT_Bert: he's a guy
[13:18] larke_coh: and he is superman
[13:18] larke_coh: not the average male
[13:18] larke_coh: maybe Kryptonians don't masturbate
[13:18] SVT_Bert: are you retarded?
[13:19] larke_coh: LOL

[Larke]

[21:35] larke_coh: that sucks
[21:36] kinetix_coh: you suck
[21:36] kinetix_coh: me
[21:36] larke_coh: you suck
[21:36] larke_coh: donkey dick
[21:36] kinetix_coh: and?

[Larke]

[21:32] kinetix_coh: i am an idiot
[21:33] larke_coh: yep
[21:33] kinetix_coh: good
[21:33] kinetix_coh: agreed