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Old 07-30-2011, 06:53 PM   #1
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jelqing is a form of manual penis enlargement that has been used by men in the Middle East for over 4000 years. The underline principle of Jelqing is to make a separation between the cells of the penile tissues so that new cells can form in the created space.

The size of your penis is considered to be an indicator of your masculinity and power in Arab countries; size in this case most definitely matters and larger is better as it will lead you being more widely respected.

This is usually taught to sons by their fathers from a very early age and is very effective in producing a large, heavy, flaccid penis and an incredibly hard erection that is extremely thick and impressively long.

jelqing exercise can be performed from the comfort of your home just as Arabic men have done for centuries. All you need is a good oil based lubricant and the capability of steam heating a soft flannel cloth large enough to cover your penis.

There are two methods to Jelqing:

1. Jelq for length

2. Jelq for girth.

Arabic parents(fathers) show their sons how to use both techniques interchangeably as well as in combination in order to get the largest, best most powerful penis .


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The largest, best most powerful penis?

Man, that's a grammatical nightmare.
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Could only bring myself to remove the links. I'd hate to keep this knowledge from the masses.
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Good call.
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If you really wanted to keep this knowledge here for the masses, you'd sticky the thread.
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If you really wanted to keep this knowledge here for the masses, you'd sticky the thread.
We should have a forum for pearls of wisdom from spambots.
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Never call my bluff. I have no dignity left.
Oh, Afterglow. You'll send Mountain Dew to any foreigner who asks, and you'll sticky threads about penis enlargement. Where did it all go wrong, man?
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Oh, Afterglow. You'll send Mountain Dew to any foreigner who asks, and you'll sticky threads about penis enlargement. Where did it all go wrong, man?
Puberty.
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Lol.
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