Rolly-Polly Deathmatch #9: Thunda in the Tundra

[bpphantom]

Originally Posted by Meltman

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Slash fiction I tells ya! Lies. All lies!

[The Widowed]

Aw, hell...a tie? o.O

That kind of puts a wrench in my plans for Deathmatch #11. How do we go about determining a victor here?

And it looks like Wings kicked off Deathmatch #10 without even declaring his intention here. 10-point party foul on House Griffindor! Hiss!

[WingedAvenger]

What? It had been over a week.

Now that I know, I shall declare intents in advance.

[The Widowed]

Originally Posted by Meltman

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Originally Posted by bpphantom

Slash fiction I tells ya! Lies. All lies!

What if wampas are one of those paternally driven animals, where the father handles the childrearing while the mother does all the hunting and foraging?

And I suppose a tie isn't all that bad. Apparently the furious wampa could not subdue the indomitable polar bear. I imagine that slaughtered seals left by the wampa as peace offerings might soothe future relations...at least enough to borrow the polar bear's cave.

[The Widowed]

Originally Posted by WingedAvenger

What? It had been over a week.

Now that I know, I shall declare intents in advance.

It's just a little something to prevent two different people from drawing up the same Deathmatch at the same time.

You cooked up a good Deathmatch, though.

[The Widowed]

Just because I forgot about this one....

Originally Posted by Johnny Turbo

polar bear is endangered species

Wampa kills the polar bear, totally gets owned by the WWF (world wildlife federation) bear wins anyhow, end of story

As far as the World Wildlife Fund (...actual organization name... ) knows, there's only one wampa on the entirety of Planet Earth.

That's about as endangered as a species can get.

[Nerfed]

Chances are they won't treat it as a species, though... as nothing else like it exists on earth, the wampa would likely be viewed as some kind of aberrent mutation or abomination --a monster that needs to be put down or otherwise removed from the environment so as not to upset the natural order of things.

[Gold Rush]

It's just a guy in a suit with prop handlers behind it.

It's eiter gonna be treated like Bigfoot or given a contract to the Special Effects team for a new Hollywood movie.

[The Widowed]

Originally Posted by Nerfed

Chances are they won't treat it as a species, though... as nothing else like it exists on earth, the wampa would likely be viewed as some kind of aberrent mutation or abomination --a monster that needs to be put down or otherwise removed from the environment so as not to upset the natural order of things.

That hasn't been the standard course of action for every other newly discovered species on Earth.

[The Widowed]

Originally Posted by ying

Remember the stinky grunger from high school? You know, the guy who bathed once a week--and smelled like it--and had some magical way of repulsing everybody in the classroom simply by opening his mouth to speak?

This is what he does for a living these days.

Granted, the pay is piddly and the job is universally hated, but it's his calling. And worse, he's too damned proud and stupid to quit.

Nobody annoys people like the stinky grunge-spammer can.

Fixed that for you, ying.