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| Jar of Mayonnaise |
   
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| Abe Vigoda |
  
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03-26-2008, 07:21 PM
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I'm a LIAR!
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Ridiculous Deathmatch #1
Okay, so who would win in this fight?
Jar of Mayonnaise Long held as the harbinger of heart disease, the jar of mayonnaise is a fierce competitor who doesn't understand what it means to lose. Abe Vigoda Now considered the antithesis to the Circle of Life, Abe has yet to die despite constant rumors that he is. Truth is, he should be by now. But he can fight nonetheless! Justify your answer.
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03-26-2008, 07:25 PM
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Mayo! When I'm making a sammich I want something with a kick. A tangy zip you might say. That's mayo. It's beats the **** out of my taste buds and force-feeds me flavor!
That **** is all up in my sammich yo. 
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03-26-2008, 07:31 PM
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I don't like Mayo and Abe Vigoda spreads smoother on a sandwich.
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03-26-2008, 07:49 PM
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Hyōrinmaru!
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Abe Vigoda. Time is on his side. After a few days, a jar of mayo is no longer a jar of mayo but Abe is eternal.
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03-26-2008, 08:09 PM
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Abe Vigoda can eat a jar of mayo.
A jar of mayo cannot eay Abe Vigoda. Abe wins. Way to mock the Rolly-Polly Deathmatch, by the way. Dork.  |
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03-26-2008, 08:54 PM
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Abe Vigoda had his own spin-off series.
Mayonnaise spoils after a certain time. 'Nuff said.
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03-27-2008, 12:51 AM
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I love this banter. Keep it up!
I voted for Abe Vigoda, because when I was struggling to choose a feeble celebrity, he reminded me that he was in "Look Who's Talking" and then I spun into a google tangent about Travolta and Kirstie Alley being Scientologists. I forget what my point is, but he's old so he got a vote based on LOLVIGODA.
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Hyōrinmaru!
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The Grim Reaper has a hands off policy with Abe. Mayo has an expiration date.
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