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06-13-2005, 12:07 PM
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Hyōrinmaru!
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What Word Starts With "F" and Ends With "K"?
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants" Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry: "Bubble gum" Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck" The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......"
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04-13-2007, 04:16 AM
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Will Beg 4 Art
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I'm sorry, one of those damn Googlebots or whatever was looking at this, I clicked and read.. and laughed. This one was good, why no posts? lol
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04-13-2007, 05:24 AM
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Caution! Rogue Robots!
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Now that's funny!
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06-04-2007, 02:44 AM
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wants your magic items!
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More fun with Who's Online.
 THE WORD IS "FIRETRUCK"!!! Go Google up something else for a change, you friggin' anonymous tumbleweeds....  Last edited by The Widowed; 06-04-2007 at 02:50 AM. |
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06-04-2007, 01:10 PM
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...Just this Guy, OK?
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I was thinking the word was funk. But then I am just too cool for that.
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06-05-2007, 12:43 AM
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wants your magic items!
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Who put the funk in the funk-de-funk-de-funk?
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06-05-2007, 11:49 AM
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Gun Toting Do-Gooder
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But who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?
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06-05-2007, 03:40 PM
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wants your magic items!
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Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?
Who took the Ram from the Ramalama ding dong? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalama ding dong?  |
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06-10-2007, 04:19 PM
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Dark and Edgy!
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What IS it about this thread that attracts the web crawlers and unregistered guests? Last night, I counted 31 "guests" all viewing this thread; It was like Widdy's picture above, but in spades!
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06-12-2007, 12:03 AM
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It's a pretty funny joke - though as far as I'm concerned, the really funny part is how, within a couple weeks of 5th grade, the kid would know all the real answers to all of those questions. God, 5th grader boys are the dirtiest-talking, filthiest-mouthed bastards ever; or at least, my 5th class was. It was pretty bad. 4th grade was the worst, actually. And now, having answered your question, you'll probably never see me here again, as I don't play CoH. |
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