Ridiculous Deathmatch #1
Okay, so who would win in this fight?
Jar of Mayonnaise
Long held as the harbinger of heart disease, the jar of mayonnaise is a fierce competitor who doesn't understand what it means to lose.
Abe Vigoda
Now considered the antithesis to the Circle of Life, Abe has yet to die despite constant rumors that he is. Truth is, he should be by now. But he can fight nonetheless!
Justify your answer.
__________________
@Red Switchblade

Quote:
|
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Amen.
|
|