The Scorepoints with Widowed Thread

[Tarkenchi]

Well, we had a score points with tarby thread on the old :symbol: and, I wuf Widowed! so, Yeah! ROCKON WIDOWED!

[The Widowed]

Is it statutory rape if the minor is a boy? :P

I kid. You can score points by washing my car, though. :D

[Tarkenchi]

O_o Sometimes you scare me widowed... What kind of car? :D

[The Widowed]

A 2003 Chevrolet Cavalier. Red. With gray interior. :)

[Thermyte]

This is REALLY messed up.

I should be washing your car :mad:

[Tarkenchi]

Meh, i've done worse... *washes car* there you go... want me to polish/wax? I just got done with the 635CSI and the 318is a little while ago, now they are all shiney...

[Tarkenchi]

This is REALLY messed up.

I should be washing your car :mad:

hey buddy. MINE! :mad:

[The Widowed]

Maybe one of you can win some Widdy points over this....

*stands back and lets them fight it out* :D

[Tarkenchi]

fighting, ehh? I WIN! I R MARTIAL ARTIST! Thermyte---->:tarkenchi<---me

[Krypto]

Please, the ladies will be too busy washing

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/SVTBert/76380190QCxISB_ph.jpg

THIS beast.

[The Widowed]

Please, the ladies will be too busy washing

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/SVTBert/76380190QCxISB_ph.jpg

THIS beast.
Nice car. i bet you wish you could afford it. :D

Hey, isn't that your car over here?

http://img224.echo.cx/img224/3559/edsel9ou.jpg

Erm...yeah. We'll get right on it. :rolleyes:

[Krypto]

Afford it or not, it's what I own, babe. :kiss:










:neener:

[The Widowed]

You know, owning an Edsel is not something you should be boasting about.... :chuckle:

[Tarkenchi]

Mustangs suck! BMWS rule! VIVA LA M COUPE AND M3 CSL!

http://www.tuning-bmw.ru/breyton-z3-mcoupe.jpg

[Krypto]

You know, owning an Edsel is not something you should be boasting about.... :chuckle:


LOL, I was boasting about the Cobra. :lol:

[The Widowed]

LOL, I was boasting about the Cobra. :lol:
Nice zoom effect, then. Almost looks like a car commercial. So why don't i see you in the pic, then? :D

Dear heavens, we've turned this into a car thread. And i'm not even really into cars....

http://img224.echo.cx/img224/516/pinto5sg.jpg

SWEET RIDE! :D

[Tarkenchi]

He really has one widowed, just not a picture of it, i have seen a pic of him in it tho... he sucks.

[Krypto]

Nice zoom effect, then. Almost looks like a car commercial. So why don't i see you in the pic, then? :D


lol, a friend of mine did that with photoshop. I had more pics, but this was the only one I saved since my hard drive went out. I even had a video of me in it. It was cool, at the time my Bro-in-law had a 2003 SVT Lightning, and his friend had his SVT Focus, and we all went to a park and filmed our cars. :)

[Krypto]

Now get back to washing! :tomato:

[Poison]

While you guys discuss your toys, I'll just bring the lady some waffles. :cool:

[Tarkenchi]

While you guys discuss your toys, I'll just bring the lady some waffles. :cool:

*trips* Waffles, my mistress! *kneels and gives widowed waffles*

[Malibu Sally]

Nice zoom effect, then. Almost looks like a car commercial. So why don't i see you in the pic, then? :D

Dear heavens, we've turned this into a car thread. And i'm not even really into cars....

http://img224.echo.cx/img224/516/pinto5sg.jpg

SWEET RIDE! :D

Negative. Pintos are so-so. If you want a sweet ride, then...
http://photo.sohu.com/2004/02/03/50/Img218885004.jpg

or...
http://faculty.concord.edu/chrisz/hobby/80-AMXitems/Information/production/70gremlin-2pg.jpg

Nothing like those crappy AMC cars.

[The Widowed]

lol, a friend of mine did that with photoshop. I had more pics, but this was the only one I saved since my hard drive went out. I even had a video of me in it. It was cool, at the time my Bro-in-law had a 2003 SVT Lightning, and his friend had his SVT Focus, and we all went to a park and filmed our cars. :)
I guess that explains why the tree branches reflected in the hood aren't moving. :D

Now get back to washing! :tomato:
No points for you!

[The Widowed]

While you guys discuss your toys, I'll just bring the lady some waffles. :cool:
Ten points to House Slytherin! :D

*trips* Waffles, my mistress! *kneels and gives widowed waffles*
Ten points to House Hufflepuff! :chuckle:

[The Widowed]

Nothing like those crappy AMC cars.
But they lose points for not fireballing during a rear-end collision. Fire's cool. Ask that skinny Bruckheimer guy. :lol:

[Tarkenchi]

10 points? But, i washed your car tooo! :cry: :cry:

Thankyou, madam widow! *hands widow a new designer eyepatch, with extra padding*

[The Widowed]

10 points? But, i washed your car tooo! :cry: :cry:

Thankyou, madam widow! *hands widow a new designer eyepatch, with extra padding*
You must really want the keys to the throne room, don't you? :p

[Tarkenchi]

You must really want the keys to the throne room, don't you? :p


I just wish to serve, my mistress.

[Malibu Sally]

But they lose points for not fireballing during a rear-end collision. Fire's cool. Ask that skinny Bruckheimer guy. :lol:

True they don't spontaneously combust, but the DO crinkle up into very impressive, metallic origami boulders when bumped. No fire, but major crushage and smashing. Lots of UNCOOKED blood and bone everywhere. :p

[Nyx]

Ok... time to make my play.

*ahem*

Hey Widdy. What if I resurrected the "Ask Uncle Mischief" thread?

[Randomus]

This is how I roll, yo.

http://web1.137178.vserver.de/bigimages/daihatsu-hijet-1972-2.jpg

[TroubleWolf]

Why would anyone want to score points with a man-hating ballbuster like Widdy? I hope one of you fellas does get in her pants, 'cause that chick needs to loosen up several notches.

;)

[Malibu Sally]

This is how I roll, yo.

http://web1.137178.vserver.de/bigimages/daihatsu-hijet-1972-2.jpg

How cute! Though I always thought you would look even more stylish in one of those "Urkelmobiles". :lol:
http://www.cqql.net/iz2003-03.jpg

[Quakester]

Why would anyone want to score points with a man-hating ballbuster like Widdy? I hope one of you fellas does get in her pants, 'cause that chick needs to loosen up several notches.

;)

Backs swiftly out of thread and far away from TW. ;)

[Akamaz]

http://www.film.queensu.ca/CJ3B/Photos/Siblings/Aero/54AeroLark.JPG
I'm helping my dad with restoring one of these, which someday will be how i roll..

[Meltman]

Backs swiftly out of thread and far away from TW. ;)

*Follows Quakester then hides behind him, using him as a human shield*

*Shouts through a megaphone* Personally, I think she has just the right combination of niceness and kick your ass if you look at her wrongness.

[Sebastian Kain]

I don't know why you guys are afraid of Widdy. She's harmless...

[Stan Walker]

*checks with his contacts on the street and recieves word that The Widowed has a penchant for waffles. Approaches The Widowed's lair Making a grand sweeping bow.*

"Widowed I have put this together for you in the hopes of scoring points which is as I hear the running conest. I do hope you will enjoy."

*claps hands together twice and the parade starts to make its way in. The parade is as follows*

One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pair of Don Alverzo's tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic, old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical, spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time. All of which are bearing waffles as gifts. :)

[Gaia]

Hey Widdy. What if I resurrected the "Ask Uncle Mischief" thread?

*rubs hands in a corner* heh heh heh >:] :D

Then proceeds to buy Widdy one of these. (http://www.mazdausa.com/MusaWeb/NA_Autoshow/transform_big.html)

[The Widowed]

Ok... time to make my play.

*ahem*

Hey Widdy. What if I resurrected the "Ask Uncle Mischief" thread?
Then the curse on House Usher would be lifted and you would score 50 points. ;)

200 points get you a free honey-baked ham in the cafeteria.

[The Widowed]

This is how I roll, yo.

http://web1.137178.vserver.de/bigimages/daihatsu-hijet-1972-2.jpg
How cute! Does it run on batteries, or do you have to pull it back and let it go? :D

How cute! Though I always thought you would look even more stylish in one of those "Urkelmobiles".
http://www.cqql.net/iz2003-03.jpg
Now that's just a public embarassment waiting to happen....

Why would anyone want to score points with a man-hating ballbuster like Widdy? I hope one of you fellas does get in her pants, 'cause that chick needs to loosen up several notches.
Hold that pose, fuzzy. :rolleyes:

*readies the cannons*

http://www.film.queensu.ca/CJ3B/Photos/Siblings/Aero/54AeroLark.JPG
I'm helping my dad with restoring one of these, which someday will be how i roll..
Replace the Canadian flag with a satchel full of gems and i will be most pleased. ;)

I don't know why you guys are afraid of Widdy. She's harmless...
Stick around. Troublewolf and i are about to disprove your hypothesis. ;)

One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pair of Don Alverzo's tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic, old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical, spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time. All of which are bearing waffles as gifts. :)
Oh, dear. I haven't heard that one since high school. waffles, you say?

Okay, i'm exhausted now. I'm off to handle rent deposits. See you soon!

[Quakester]

I don't know why you guys are afraid of Widdy. She's harmless...

Not afraid of Widdy. I'm afraid of getting TW bits on me. :chuckle:

[Gaia]

:cry: she didn't even comment on the Mazda transformer (http://www.mazdausa.com/MusaWeb/NA_Autoshow/transform_big.html) I bought her. Do you know how much I had to manipulate the earth's magnetic field to get one? Pulling those things in from space are not easy.

[Tarberetta]

Why would anyone want to score points with a man-hating ballbuster like Widdy? I hope one of you fellas does get in her pants, 'cause that chick needs to loosen up several notches.

;)


LoL this should be fun *goes to get the popcorn*

[Quakester]

:cry: she didn't even comment on the Mazda transformer (http://www.mazdausa.com/MusaWeb/NA_Autoshow/transform_big.html) I bought her. Do you know how much I had to manipulate the earth's magnetic field to get one? Pulling those things in from space are not easy.

You can always get me one, Gaia. I love transformers. :D

[Sebastian Kain]

Stick around. Troublewolf and i are about to disprove your hypothesis. ;)


I suppose it's worth the price of admission. However if it gets too outta hand..I'll have to stop some of it. Cause TW is one of my own..


Now teach him a lesson about minding his manners.. :shinner:

[The Widowed]

:cry: she didn't even comment on the Mazda transformer (http://www.mazdausa.com/MusaWeb/NA_Autoshow/transform_big.html) I bought her. Do you know how much I had to manipulate the earth's magnetic field to get one? Pulling those things in from space are not easy.
I hadn't gotten to it yet. But you know, as nifty as it looks, i certainly wouldn't ever wanna ride in it.... :o

[Meltman]

*Takes a crowbar to Quakester's head* Widowed! He was trying to horn in on your transformer! Don't worry, I stopped him. No need to thank me...unless of course you have a delicious ham on you......

[Tarkenchi]

:cry: I only got 5 hours of sleep last night, hoping i would be able to fly my airplane in the morning when there is no wind, i don't get to go flying... lame.

and my kitties came out under the ping pong table and made loud noises and started ALL attacking my socks... i screamed.

[Randomus]

That's a Daihatsu Hijet. I don't actually own one, I just saw one on Pimp My Ride once and thought it was about the funniest/coolest car ever.

[Solario]

My main form of transport:
http://www.zappos.com/images/C/Converse2.2/15652-d.jpg

My secondary transport:
http://home.bahninfo.de/jangnoth/copenhagen/2cop1.jpg

Living in a country, where you can't get a car till you're 18 can be excruciating sometimes. On the other hand I get to drink at 16, so I guess it evens out.


PS. Is it bad, that Widowed's first remark remind me of a T-shirt I own? "Is it paedophilia, if the kid is dead?"

[Randomus]

Heck, I walk, bike and public transit everywhere, and I'm 21. I just hate both cars and drivers.

[Kurai Inago]

Do I get points for being your right-hand man Wids?
If not I'll throw in some waffles and a longer subscripton to Puzzle Pirates or something.

[Tarkenchi]

Todays fiest, Grilled esbat, ala Mmm sauce!

And some waffles, *giant plate of waffles*

and, a CoV beta invite! *sendy* :D

[The Widowed]

Do I get points for being your right-hand man Wids?
If not I'll throw in some waffles and a longer subscripton to Puzzle Pirates or something.
I've already paid for a whole year on Puzzle Pirates. But if you're already in Puzzle Pirates, you can buy me a sloop. :D

And I think I'm all full on waffles. Give me a few hours, and then we can start talking about quiche. :D

[The Widowed]

PS. Is it bad, that Widowed's first remark remind me of a T-shirt I own? "Is it paedophilia, if the kid is dead?"
A kid is still a kid until he turns 18...which is actually kind of hard for him to do if he's dead. ;)

[Tarkenchi]

quiche, huh? TO THE GOOGLE!

*makes quiche*

Voila!

and on aside note, heres some chocolate, Some ice creeeam, ohh, a new doctor scholls foot pad, trust me, you'll love it, i had to buy a new one daily when i learned crane kick, don't wanna wear out your boot too fast! :lol:

[Kurai Inago]

Meh... Not going to try for points... not like I'll ever get enough to buy Wid's awesome hat anyways.

*Walks off to find a more efficent way of getting a kickass hat*

[The Widowed]

quiche, huh? TO THE GOOGLE!

*makes quiche*

Voila!

and on aside note, heres some chocolate, Some ice creeeam, ohh, a new doctor scholls foot pad, trust me, you'll love it, i had to buy a new one daily when i learned crane kick, don't wanna wear out your boot too fast! :lol:
The quiche will be fine, thanks. Fifteen points. :)

Oh, wait. The eggs are still runny. Give me five of those points back. :P

Meh... Not going to try for points... not like I'll ever get enough to buy Wid's awesome hat anyways.

*Walks off to find a more efficent way of getting a kickass hat*
100 points for humility! :cool:

But lose 90 points for trying to horn in on my fashion. :rolleyes:

[Kurai Inago]

Fine... I'll get a Red hat.... and I dunno..... some sunglasses or something... but Woohoo! I still have 10 points.

[The Widowed]

20 more points and you get a free sock puppet. :D

[Kurai Inago]

Sweet.... Now how to get 20 points..... Ah damn I can't think of anything right now. And on a side note: Start playing CoH again, I haven't talked to you outside of here since that Nosferatu disaster.

[Tarkenchi]

Fine... I'll get a Red hat.... and I dunno..... some sunglasses or something... but Woohoo! I still have 10 points.

Red cowl and glasses are my tidbit! *smacK*

hat, too. :cool:

[The Icy One]

I don't need to score points with her... she already thinks I'm cool... probably... so... :neener:

But it couldn't hurt to have Pulse Fire bow to Bloodywedd a few times more I suppose.. o.o

[Thermyte]

Gives Widowed $9999999999999999999999
"That just about covers it!" :cool:

[Poison]

And I think I'm all full on waffles. Give me a few hours, and then we can start talking about quiche. :D
http://www.ethereal.net/~wunder/bone/Images/cast/rat.jpg
"Oh, really?! Does that include baking him in a quiche?"
"NO, it does not include that! It includes eating him raw!"
"That's too bad. He would've made a fine pastry filling."
:chuckle:

[Stan Walker]

drat i didnt get any points for my parade at least hoped there would be a nostalgia factor....

*hangs head in shame*

[Druid]

But of course I am attempting to score points with widowed. Just look at this wonderous story I concocted for her.

What If No1 The Hero Dating Game (http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2987) :shinner:

[Stan Walker]

*applauds*

that cracked me the sh1t up!