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Malibu Sally
06-01-2005, 04:49 PM
Well, the assbags in the Circle of Jerks kicked Human Tomato to the curb for some lame-o "reorganization" reason.... buncha scumsucking jackballs. No advance warning... not even a "see ya". Just logged in and was groupless. Had to pester one of the "orificers" for an explanation too.:grr:

Anyhoo... I'm making a new SG for anyone who still has an open slot for alts on Virtue. It's called The Produce Aisle. As the name suggests, this is for Fruit/Vegetable based heroes.

"Huh?" you may ask? Since Human Tomato is well.. a tomato, he needs other produce heroes to keep him company. Our purpose is to fight crime AND promote eating more meat in order to save the vegetable world from being consumed by humanity. The only requirements for admission are:

Of course, being a fruit or vegetable based hero(very important).
Preferred origins are Science, Mutation, and Natural.(No Tech or Magic please)
Somehere in the bio description, have a connection to the Devouring Earth as the source, or partly the source of the hero's creation.

That's all there is too it. So all you altmaniacs with open Virtue slots start creating and join already. I am tired of fending off all the "mmmm... me want to eat you" tells and broadcasts by myself. :)

Amoeba Man
06-01-2005, 04:53 PM
*wonders if Mushroom Man is avialable*

Malibu Sally
06-01-2005, 04:56 PM
Oh... if anyone has NO slots on Virtue in which to create a wonderful, new veggie hero... delete something and roll.

BTW: I am holding the name Broccoli Woman. If anyone wants it, let me know and I'll delete it so you can have it. :)

Tsarmina
06-01-2005, 05:07 PM
No slots open on Virtue untill they enable cross server char transfer.


Oh, and you may want to keep an eye out for Ginsu Chef and his Chef Squad! :tomato:

Malibu Sally
06-01-2005, 05:11 PM
No slots open on Virtue untill they enable cross server char transfer.


Oh, and you may want to keep an eye out for Ginsu Chef and his Chef Squad! :tomato:
Then one must DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also... Ginsu Chef and his band of ner-do-wells will just have to keep their nefarious activities restricted to meat and meat by-products. Either that or they must operate in strict secrecy; the great vegetable rebellion has begun! :D

Akamaz
06-01-2005, 05:14 PM
heh... chef squad... they only exist on crey right now :(

but when CoV comes out WATCH OUT!!

the chef squad believe in all things deep fried and covered in Cream sauce...

Tsarmina
06-01-2005, 05:31 PM
heh... chef squad... they only exist on crey right now :(

but when CoV comes out WATCH OUT!!

the chef squad believe in all things deep fried and covered in Cream sauce...
MmmMMmmm.... deep fried cream sauce. :drool:


Produce eh? Hmmm, if I were a vegi..... *wishes she had acess to the char creater at work*

Poison
06-01-2005, 09:44 PM
Moving this one to recruit center, mmkay?

Malibu Sally
06-02-2005, 05:06 AM
great..... :|

Bury it here where no one looks.

Plasma Wisp
06-02-2005, 05:09 AM
Would it help if Plasma Wisp already looks a a Broccoli Ninja?

Stalking Shadow
06-02-2005, 05:11 AM
Ah, Chris Ninja-Pirate! (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/quest.htm)