Yet another man comes forth...

[Gold Rush]

Yep, yet another man comes forth to claim (the publicity) of being the father a Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

So add Mickey Mouse, to the long list that includes, O.J. Simpson, the husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Howard Stern, Larry Birkhead, George Bush Sr., George W. Bush Jr., the 1992 line up of the New York Giants, Orson Welles, Captain America, the Plumber, the Poolboy, the Bahama's airport security team, and the unfrozen sperm of Adolf Hitler.

Minnie Mouse could not be reached for comment.

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[Krypto]

Weren't you the one ranting about how Anna needs to shut up and die already? O_o

[Kinetix]

I hate how celebreties' personal issues are world news. I couldn't care less about Brittney or Anna.

[Gold Rush]

Weren't you the one ranting about how Anna needs to shut up and die already? O_o

True, true. Just pointing out how this thing *just won't die*. Always a stupid new wrinkle.

I mean, c'mon...O.J. Simpson's getting in on this?!?! WTF!

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[WingedAvenger]

What, no link to an article to see who it is you're talking about? :eyebrow:

[Vendel]

I admit, it was me.

[Seadevil]

O.J.: 'This time, I DID do it.'




... I apologize for that joke.

[Chain Lightning]

True, true. Just pointing out how this thing *just won't die*. Always a stupid new wrinkle.

I mean, c'mon...O.J. Simpson's getting in on this?!?! WTF!

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Hard for it to die when people have to find ways to keep bringing it up. :chuckle: Which BTW, in this case, it was YOU.

[sheld0n]

You know that Reuters, I think it was, conducted an experiment a while back. They did not publish any news about Anna Nicole Smith whatsoever for an entire week, just to see what happens.
Nothing happened.

Ironically enough, though, that very lack of news was what caused her death to be brought up for the first time ever at our family's dinner table.

It's so strange, this thing just won't die. And the funniest thing is, she wasn't even that known when she was alive in the first place.

[MikeKAY]

Heh, I love the sig sheld0n, but you missed the best part! The original quote reads, "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching." :D

[sheld0n]

I looked it up and you're right. That definitely makes it even funnier, if less plausible. :p