Nerfed
02-05-2007, 05:10 PM
Just for funny, I thought about substituting the word pants into various COH/V powersets. I am easily amused.
Archery:
Aimed Pants (???)
Snap Pants (convenient)
Fistful of Pants (its what Michael Jackson does in many of his videos)
Blazing Pants (the old hotfoot gag taken a step further)
Explosive Pants (too many burritos)
Ranged Pants (???)
Stunning Pants (the kind you want your girlfriend to wear)
Rain of Pants (useful to help clothe an impoverished town)
Invulnerability
Resist Pants Damage (self explanetory)
Pants Invulnerability (protecting your lower body from smashing & lethal damage)
Dull Pants (takes away shininess of some types of pants)
Resist Pants (???)
Tough Pants (denim... duh.)
Stone Armor
Pants Armor (more lower body protection)
Stone Pants (very hard to wear)
Pants' Embrace (???)
Mud Pants (happens to kids pants' when they're told not to play in the mud)
Brimstone Pants (???)
Crystal Pants (tacky & see-through, plus very uncomfortable)
Granite Pants (toughest pants around!)
Radiation Emission
Radiant Pants (they glow in the dark)
Pants Infection (ouch!!)
Accelerate Pants (danger, friction burns may occur in sensitive areas)
Enervating Pants (you weren't planning on having kids anyway, right?)
Lingering Pants (didn't I throw those out last month)
Choking Pants or maybe Pants Cloud (???)
Pants Pulse (uhhh... sounds risque)
Dark Miasma
Twilight Pants (???)
Tar Pants (time to wash 'em!)
Darkest Pants (for people that only wear black and darker colors)
Howling Pants (they scream for attention)
Pants Fall (a fun prank, also known as "pantsing")
Fearsome Pants (they're no joke)
Petrifying Pants (???)
Pants Hole (???)
Pants Servant (summons a pair of pants to do your bidding)
Force Field
Deflection Pants (???)
Pants Force Field (again, protecting the lower body from harm)
Pants Bolt (ouch!)
Insulation Pants (protecting your butt from temperature extremes)
Detention Pants (???)
Dispersion Pants (???)
Repulsion Pants (sounds like they should look very unattractive)
Pants Bomb (To hell with the A-bomb! We have the Pants Bomb!!)
Pants Bubble (???)
Ninjitsu
Pants Reflexes (???)
Pants Sense (allows you to sense incoming pants)
Pants Flash (likely to get you locked up for public indecency)
Pants Powder (for rashes, maybe?)
Ice Melee
Frozen Pants (brrrr!)
Pants Sword (he who pulls these pants from the stone shall be king!)
Pants Up (where they should be)
Pants Patch (download the latest upgrade for your pants)
Pants Touch (just remember, "no" means no.)
Greater Pants Sword (still not very sharp, but gotta be funny to see in action)
Pants Aura (???)
:naughty:
Archery:
Aimed Pants (???)
Snap Pants (convenient)
Fistful of Pants (its what Michael Jackson does in many of his videos)
Blazing Pants (the old hotfoot gag taken a step further)
Explosive Pants (too many burritos)
Ranged Pants (???)
Stunning Pants (the kind you want your girlfriend to wear)
Rain of Pants (useful to help clothe an impoverished town)
Invulnerability
Resist Pants Damage (self explanetory)
Pants Invulnerability (protecting your lower body from smashing & lethal damage)
Dull Pants (takes away shininess of some types of pants)
Resist Pants (???)
Tough Pants (denim... duh.)
Stone Armor
Pants Armor (more lower body protection)
Stone Pants (very hard to wear)
Pants' Embrace (???)
Mud Pants (happens to kids pants' when they're told not to play in the mud)
Brimstone Pants (???)
Crystal Pants (tacky & see-through, plus very uncomfortable)
Granite Pants (toughest pants around!)
Radiation Emission
Radiant Pants (they glow in the dark)
Pants Infection (ouch!!)
Accelerate Pants (danger, friction burns may occur in sensitive areas)
Enervating Pants (you weren't planning on having kids anyway, right?)
Lingering Pants (didn't I throw those out last month)
Choking Pants or maybe Pants Cloud (???)
Pants Pulse (uhhh... sounds risque)
Dark Miasma
Twilight Pants (???)
Tar Pants (time to wash 'em!)
Darkest Pants (for people that only wear black and darker colors)
Howling Pants (they scream for attention)
Pants Fall (a fun prank, also known as "pantsing")
Fearsome Pants (they're no joke)
Petrifying Pants (???)
Pants Hole (???)
Pants Servant (summons a pair of pants to do your bidding)
Force Field
Deflection Pants (???)
Pants Force Field (again, protecting the lower body from harm)
Pants Bolt (ouch!)
Insulation Pants (protecting your butt from temperature extremes)
Detention Pants (???)
Dispersion Pants (???)
Repulsion Pants (sounds like they should look very unattractive)
Pants Bomb (To hell with the A-bomb! We have the Pants Bomb!!)
Pants Bubble (???)
Ninjitsu
Pants Reflexes (???)
Pants Sense (allows you to sense incoming pants)
Pants Flash (likely to get you locked up for public indecency)
Pants Powder (for rashes, maybe?)
Ice Melee
Frozen Pants (brrrr!)
Pants Sword (he who pulls these pants from the stone shall be king!)
Pants Up (where they should be)
Pants Patch (download the latest upgrade for your pants)
Pants Touch (just remember, "no" means no.)
Greater Pants Sword (still not very sharp, but gotta be funny to see in action)
Pants Aura (???)
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