C For Cookie

[Gaia]

In a world where cookie eating and sweets are being eliminated by a government conspiracy. Only one man. . er. .monster dares to stand up and fight! Run! don't walk to see C For Cookie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9rzMaAucI4)!

[Nerfed]

...and that's good enough for me.

[Knightward]

This country stands on the brink of obesity, I can't have my citizens eating cookies!

[Gold Rush]

Damn the torpedoes, Mr. Christian! Damn them to the gills with Chocolate chips and Oatmeal Raisin of various sizes and Fire!

Fire down the gullets of those that be thinkin' "Thin is in", it is not!

Blue, is cool. And Googly eyes, are not "Uoogly"!

Fire, MAN! FIRE! ANd EAT! Eat yer fill of them doughie sugary stuffs!

And let's ferget the diet fer the monster....































.....Arrrgh!!



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(Had to put in that last "Arrgh")

[Xielos]

The garbage can guy looks disturbingly like the original actor.

[Druid]

Cookies are a sometimes food!

[Gold Rush]

You know when those Cookie Crisp Cereal commercials first came out?

The ones that stated, "Cookies are NOT for Breafast!!" ?

I was like all, "Huh?", because I pretty much only ate cookies for breakfast. ;p

True story.

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[Pinny]

Haha, then they changed it to "Cookies ARE for breakfast!!"

Then they changed it to that dumb "Chip the Wolf" junk, therefore coping Lucky Charms, and Trix

[Gaia]

Cookies are a sometimes food! I want to slap the politically correct scumbag that came up with that garbage! Why call him the Cookie Monster if he's no longer allowed to crave and go crazy with cookies? May as well just call him the Blue Googley Eyed Monster. Its so stupid. Oh and on that note Cookie actually did do a Run DMC type rap about "Healthy Foods". IT ended with him destroying vegetables and going after cookies again. (I have to watch Sesame Street on almost a daily basis since I have a 2 and a 5 year old)

[Gold Rush]

Haha, then they changed it to "Cookies ARE for breakfast!!"

Then they changed it to that dumb "Chip the Wolf" junk, therefore coping Lucky Charms, and Trix

Cookie Crisp has gone through SO many mascots, it isn't even funny....or, come to think of it, it is! :)

I had a comedy routine for it, too. But most of those cereals are old and forgotten now.

Here are the order of Cookie Crisp mascots...forgotten, but remembered by one (me.)

* Cookie Jarvis - The cookie Wizard. He magically turned cookies into cereal. Later on his was joined by a partner for a few commercials. The partner proved popular in the corporate's eyes so he was booted. I think from there, he found employment as "the Smorser", a wizard that changed Smores into cereal for the cereal of that same name. Now, he is lost somewhere, hopefully not in a gutter. :(

* Cookie Cop - The former partner of Cookie Jarvis. He took over when he was enforcing the rules over kids, telling them cookies were not for breakfast. This facist pig of the regime then relented to let kids eat their cereal, since it was not technically not pure cookies anymore, but you could swear he is gnashing his teeth at the thought of beating up punk-kids with his baton. He was eventually paired up with...

* Cookie Crook - A natural pairing with a cop. This one lasted quite a long time. His modus operandi changed a few times, but it tended always to be stealing Cookie Crisp cereal from unsuspecting kids and having the Cop stop him. Eventually, the cop was out and the crook was in, but not before a trio was started, because for the last few episodes, in came....

* Chip, the dog - This is the first Chip. A Hound with the nose to sniff out cookies, but not cocaine or terrorist bombs. He was a "tool" used by the crook and would always foul things up for the crook, enabling the Cop to catch him. Eventually, the Cop lost the job in commercial-ville and it was only the Crook and the Dog for awhile there. Again, corporate wanted a star, so they gave the Crook the axe and all that was left was chip, until....

* Chip, the Wolf - Not sure where this fellow came or if he ever met the first Chip, but I doubt it. Either it is a new character or more likely, the pressures of being "the Star" was too much for Chip the Dog, so he went with a radical species-change operation to make himself a fresh image. Word has it on the street this has put him into debt with some shadier elements of the underworld. We will just have to wait and see how long this wolf lasts.

And yeah, True Story!



















(Sorta)

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[Gold Rush]

I want to slap the politically correct scumbag that came up with that garbage!

Politicos are a most-of-the-time bag self-serving scum.

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