Gizoogle - it hurts! It hurts!

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I've only just found out about Gizoogle (www.gizoogle.com) - it translates pages into gangsta for your pleasure / pain. Not PC, but damn funny.

Parts of the CoH wiki translated by Gizoogle -

City of Heroes (-C-to-tha-izzoH) is a massively brotha online role-play'n bitch game based on tha superherocomic book genre, developed by Cryptic Studios n published by NCsoft.

In tha game, playa create superhero killa characta tizzy can team up wit otha ta complete missions n fiznight villainscruisin' ta various gangs n organizzles in Paragon City n its mobbin' areas.

Playa begin by using tha game's extensive pimp creation system ta select an archetypen Poser Sets, design a unique costume, n write a biznack story fo` they hero.

Tizzle may S-T-to-tha-izzart they adventure in a tutorialzone known as "Outbreak" thizzat teaches thiznem how ta pizzle tha game. It is here they learn `bout tha level system n how ta determine whizzay enemies ta attack . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Wanna Be Gangsta may choose ta skip this tutorial if tizzle like n heezee straight ta one of two trippin' areas (Atlas Park n Galaxy City) . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.

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"organizzles"

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Or the 10 Commandments:

I am tha Lord yo Gizzy who brought you out of tha land of Egypt, out of tha hizouse of slavery; you shizzay have no hustla gods before me.

8You shiznall not makes fo` yoself an idol, crazy ass nigga in tha fiznorm of anyth'n that is in heaven above, or tizzle is on tha earth beneath, or tizzy is in tha wata wanna be gangsta tha earth ya dig?.

You shall not bow down ta thizzem or worship them; fo` I tha Lord yo God am a jealous G-to-tha-izzod, straight trippin' children fo` tha iniquity of parents, ta tha third n fourth generizzles of those who reject me, but rhymin' steadfast love ta tha thousandth generizzle of those who love me n keep mah commandments.

You shizzay not makes wrongful use of tha nizzy of tha Lord yo G-to-tha-izzod, fo` tha Lord wizzy not acquit anyone who misuses his name . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

Observe tha sabbath day n keep it holy, as tha Lord yo God commanded you. For six days you shall labour n do all yo wiznork. But tha seventh day is a sabbath ta tha Lord yo Gizzle you shizzay not do any work—you, or yo son or yo pimp or yo male or female slave, or yo ox or yo donkey, or any of yo livestock, or tha resident alien in yo towns, so that yo male n female slave may rizzest as wizzy as you. Rememba tizzle you were a slave in tha land of Egypt, n tha Lord yo God brought you out frizzom there wit a mighty hand n an outstretched arm; therefore tha Lord yo God commanded you ta keep tha sabbath day.

Honor yo fatha n yo poser as tha Lord yo God commanded you, so thizzat yo days may be long n thizzay it may go wizzy wit you in tha land thiznat tha Lord yo God is giv'n you.

You shizzay not motherfucka.

Neitha shizzall you commit adultery.

Crazy Ass Nigga shizzay you steal.

Neitha shizzall you bizzle false witness against yo neighbour.

Nigga shizzay you covet yo neighbour’s wife.

Shot Calla shall you desire yo neighbour’s house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or mobbin' tizzle belongs ta yo neighbour fo' sheezy.