I kill you, You kill me

[Tarkenchi]

*kills self*

Also, you must kill the person above you!

[Poison]

Kills the dead Tark. Like, again!

[The Icy One]

Edit
Damnit.. Wait.. *pokes Poison in the eyes... with a spork!* YAY! Evilness kill.. o.o

[Tarkenchi]

*zaps the dead tark with a defribulator* *then zaps poison*

[Tarkenchi]

*kills whoever posted before him*

[Lorash]

*Napalms Icey*

[Tarkenchi]

*stabs lorash in the eye and through the brain*

[Lorash]

*decapitates Tark with his Lorasharang*

[Tarkenchi]

*pokes lorash to death*

*poke*

[Lorash]

*Drops an anvil on Tark*

[Tarkenchi]

*gets squished but not killed* *drops a evil bug hump-ed brand piano on lorash*

[Charon]

*Swats tark dead with the banz0r stick*

[Tarkenchi]

*twitches around and does a huge convulsion kicking charon through the head*... Yep, hes dead.

[Necrosys]

*Looks at Tark and dies*

[Tarkenchi]

That was Meeean!

*dies of sadness*

[Necrosys]

*dies because Tark died*

[Tarkenchi]

*dies because Tark died*
*Dies because he sees a beautiful woman dead*

[Tsarmina]

*dies of confusion*

[Necrosys]

Stop dying!

*kills everyone who keeps on dying*

[Tarkenchi]

*dies of confusion*

*kills tsarmina for the SMALL sig*

[Necrosys]

*kills tsarmina for the SMALL sig*

*kills Tark for killing Mina.*

[Xanatos]

(would you mind terribly if I moved this to the Spam forum?)

[Necrosys]

[Whatever you feel is best.]

[~ Necro]

[Tsarmina]

*chops Xan into itty-bitty bits fer not killin anyone in his post.... adds to the Flambe-de-Necro and serves to Tark who chokes to death*

[Necrosys]

*throws a rock at Mina and she dies*

[Cold Quake]

*kills next poster with a photon torpedo*

[Cold Quake]

You know, if it's okay to kill the next post-

Oh crap.

*dies*

[Necrosys]

*shoots self with a gun that hasn't been created yet...*

[Tarkenchi]

*jumps around like a dancing tarky, then gets kicked off a building by mina, only to realize he has flight, then flying back up, crane kicks the dead necrosys, to wake back up, then he dies because his lesbian hellian parents ground him*

[Kinetix]

Throws a sawblade at Tark.

[Lorash]

*Howitzers Kinetix*

[Necrosys]

*Eats Lorash alive*

[Akamaz]

Drop kicks Necrosis with a Halibut :bhump

[Lorash]

*Puts Maz in a canvas bag, ties it with metal cable and drowns him*

[Tarkenchi]

*kicks lorash into the lake he drownded akamaz in. AIN'T DODGIN THAT ONE ARE YE' BUCCO?*

[Lorash]

*breifly evolves into a seamonster for just long enough to impale Tark several times with sharp, spikey tentacles*

[Tarkenchi]

*breifly evolves into a seamonster for just long enough to impale Tark several times with sharp, spikey tentacles*

*has already flown off* :bhump

*shoots lorash with his crey-xb9 pistol*

[Lorash]

*reincarnates and rides a nuke out of a bomber, ala Dr. Strangelove, and taking them outh out*

Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaawwwwwwww!

[Tsarmina]

*flushes Lorash down the toilet and he is promptly eaten my the Giant Tapeworm!*

[Akamaz]

Blasts mina with banana's til her head asplodes
:bhump :bhump :bhump :bhump AAAH KABOOM!

[Tsarmina]

*Maz is swarmed and drowned by a million-billion fruit flies*

[Akamaz]

Mina is accidently killed during the stampede from the old forums to here.
poor flat mina...

[Blackbat]

Akamaz is killed from fruit poisoning.... :bhump

[Tarkenchi]

Blackbat is killed by too much pokey in the anal region by a nanner' :bhump

[Blackbat]

Tark's head explodes from thinking up all his dirty thoughts. All those dirty thoughts then spread out amongst the thread killing everyone and everything except Blackbat who is as pure as fresh linen sheets....

[Tsarmina]

*Mina laughs herself to death after reading the above statement*


*respawn*


*pushes a button on a remote control which causes BB to start dancing*
Ooh! Do the epileptic monkey! *pushes button*
Faster! *pushes a series of buttons*

.....*Blackbat dances until he falls apart and dies*

[Malibu Sally]

Slips a few drops of the the venom of the deadly South Pacific Tiger Cone Shell Whelk into Mina's grog.

*watches her turn various shades of plaid and paisley before her nervous system goes belly-up* :D

[Blackbat]

Blackbat dyes Malibu Sally's hair black and moves her to Iowa. Hence she is no longer known as "Malibu" Sally......Only Sally.

Sally dies a horrible death due to not being unique.

[Malibu Sally]

*respawns*

*Cedar Rapids Sally ties up Icelander and sacrifices him to the volcano goddess Pelee* *cooks some hot dogs in the resulting steam plume as well*

[Sebastian Kain]

President SK takes one look at Malibu Sally and doesn't have the heart to kill her. He then proceeds to kill the rest of the personel in the thread with his Royal Decree.

[Akamaz]

the preseident is killed when he trips on his "Royal Decree" and falls down the stairs, breaking his neck.

[Blackbat]

Akamaz is told that the Easter Bunny doesn't exist......he dies of sadness.

[Rottweiler]

I kill a few hours of sleep before work.... then die of boredom moments after punching in. :(

[Tsarmina]

*Throws the dog a bone. A cooked bone. He dies of perferated intestines from the splinters* :p

[Blackbat]

Stabs Mina in the back repeatedly until dead........Ninja style.

[Tarkenchi]

does that to blackbat :shinner: ----> :tarkenchi

[Krypto]

Grabs Tarkenchi, and snaps his back in half over his knee like a twig. He dies 12 months later after living in the hospital as a vegetable.

[Tarkenchi]

Grabs Tarkenchi, and snaps his back in half over his knee like a twig. He dies 12 months later after living in the hospital as a vegetable.

*shoots krypto in the head*

[Stalking Shadow]

Tark dies of shame when he notices the "You must be this tall to ride" sign that I put next Sally

[Alumette]

Cooks Shadow a fabulous dinner:

Serrano-wrapped chevre with honey-pepper glaze
Traditional Spanish paella
Blood-orange compote
Opera cake

Then sets him in a comfy chair to watch "Casablanca" on the ultimate entertainment system.

He dies of happiness?

;)

[Stalking Shadow]

Shadow can't bring himself to hurt Alumette, and blows up the world instead.

[Blackbat]

Cooks Shadow a fabulous dinner:

Serrano-wrapped chevre with honey-pepper glaze
Traditional Spanish paella
Blood-orange compote
Opera cake

Then sets him in a comfy chair to watch "Casablanca" on the ultimate entertainment system.

He dies of happiness?

;)

BlackBat puts Vanilla Ice's CD on repeat and locks Alumette in a dark room for being so nice. She dies...eventually.

[Akamaz]

Smacks blackbat with a cricketbat until he stops twitching, then smacks himn some more

[Cryogentic]

*Kills Akamaz for not starting a I ban you over and over thread*

place just isn't the same if I can't ban you :(

[Tsarmina]

*beats Cryo to a smushy dead pulp for taking so long to post here*


*Dies of I-wanna-die-of-Alumette-induced-happiness-too envy* ;)

[Stalking Shadow]

Plays Tsarmina the tiniest violin in the world until her eardrums a 'splode and she bleeds... to DEATH!

[Tsarmina]

*wraps SS in 345 yards of plastic wrap. He dies of suffacation and my bad spelling and my horrible laziness of not wanting to look that word up*

[Blackbat]

*Blackbat pelts Mina to death with those nasty black jellybeans.*

[Tsarmina]

*Drowns BB in a vat of NYQUIL*


*shudder*

[Malibu Sally]

*Makes Mina drink beer till she chokes to death from gagging* ;)

[Blackbat]

*Slips Mina a spiked drink. Waits till she's passed out, and takes several incriminating pictures of her wearing a ninja mask. The PAA (Pirate Association of America) strips Mina's license and bans her from ever saying "Arrrgh" again.

Mina dies from and extreme case of "Arrrgh" withdrawl.*

[Tsarmina]

*shows BB a pict of the boucing, pole dancing Malibu Sally. He dies of sensory overload*



*Mina then pushes Sally off a cliff...... and 243 bulldozers on top of her for good measure*

[Tarkenchi]

*takes his cat who keeps SPRAYING all over the stuff in his room (friggen A) and sprays mina, she dies of no showers within 8 million miles! :o

[Stalking Shadow]

*holds Tark at arms length by the forehead while the tyke tries to punch him. Tark dies of exhaustion.*

[Tarkenchi]

*holds Tark at arms length by the forehead while the tyke tries to punch him. Tark dies of exhaustion.*

*instead of trying to punch stalking, tak grabs his wrist and proceeds to flip stalking onto his back* heh, who says karate is useless? I learned all these moves from my 19 year old brother who throws me, alot...

*shoots stalking*

[Stalking Shadow]

*dies*
*respawns*

*gives Tark the meanest thrashing of his life, and then the Whirlpool of Death!*

[Tsarmina]

*stuffs SS into an industrial sized microwave and sets it at HI power for 180 minutes*

Ewwww, I'm not cleaning that up! *throws microwave, splattered remains and all, into a compactor and it's crushed into an itty bitty cube.*

[Akamaz]

bonks mina in the head with the tiny microwave/SS cube til she is dead, fulfilling two purposed, killing mina, and defiling Stalkingshadows corpse :)

[Rottweiler]

*hacks into the CoH mainframe and uploads a new 'ONE HERO PER ACCOUNT ONLY' patch to all subscribers*

*millions of alts and altaholics alike perish in the devastation*

[Krypto]

Throws a bone for Rott, which he happily follows into a busy freeway...

I'm sure you can picture the rest.

[Stalking Shadow]

Drops a ton of feathers onto Krypto, and he suffocates.

[Kinetix]

Stabs SS with a hardback book.

[Thermyte]

*sets a hotwheel on a track, which collides with a cup of water, the weight shift causes a new cup to hit a switch which rolls a marble down a tube leading into kinetix's throat, choking him.*

[Blackbat]

*Kills Thermyte with a rusty paperclip.*

[Tsarmina]

*stabs Blackbat to death with a boombox*

[Akamaz]

drops a truckload of CoH deluxe editions on mina's head. the fanboi who asault the pile rip her to peices before enterting the code to get their "VIP" badge.

[Blackbat]

wtfpwn's Akamaz with a uber 1337 sword of doom.

[BugBite]

BugBite hacks BlackBat's head off with a roll of paper towels.

[Tsarmina]

*stabby-stabs BugBite to death with a sugar cookie*

[Malibu Sally]

Chokes Mina to death with Hollis art. :o

[Blackbat]

*Kills Sally with a spork*

[Tsarmina]

*pummels Blackbat to death with a moldy banana*

[Esbat]

*causes 'Mina to have a deadly costume malfunction and thus a sexy death*

[Tsarmina]

*takes away anything and everything even vaguely resembling pr0n..... Esbat explodes*




ewwwwwww

[Tsarmina]

*explodes in pent-up anger because there is no one around to kill* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/Tsarmiina/smilies/burn.gif

[Vendel]

puts away the box of animal crackers he was going to use to beat mina to death with after seeing the explosion

[Stalking Shadow]

Murders Vendel with a chicken.

[Tsarmina]

Chickens Stalking Shadow with a murdered Vendal.
This, of course, is quite painful as well as fatal.

[Gaia]

Attempts a fly by flaming sword attack. Swipes at Mina the flaming sword. Misses and sets her own right leg on fire. AAAAAA! It burns!!!

[Stalking Shadow]

Eats Gaia with some barbeque sauce.

[Gaia]

Gives Stalking Shadow heartburn and indigestion. Then regenerates and burst out of his chest.

[Vendel]

Drops a 16 ton anvil on Gaia

[Tsarmina]

*Drowns Vendal in a puddle of anvils* :shinner:

[Al Baron]

Select the last one for Tatical WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Action! (http://qwerqwer1234.hp.infoseek.co.jp/mudah/mudah.swf?Target=Tsarmina)

[Tsarmina]

*Kills Al Baron for posting an awsome link* >:]

[Gaia]

*Kills Mina for killing Al who posted an awsome link. Adds own awsome link. (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=Stick+figure+action+theater/v=2/SID=w/TID=F508_115/l=WS1/R=2/IPC=us/SHE=0/H=3/SIG=12881m1mm/EXP=1114625854/*-http%3A//www.hackernetwork.com/flash/stickdeathx.shtml)*

[Vendel]

Strangles Gaia with all the links

[Sebastian Kain]

Kills Vendel with the Cow from Cow & Chicken

http://epguides.com/CowandChicken/cast.jpg

[Al Baron]

Silentkilla866 is killed because he didn't

http://img36.echo.cx/img36/710/stopallthedownloading6zq.jpg
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING!

[Gaia]

Flattens Al, SK's Cow and Vendel with an Acme Steamroller (http://web.ask.com/redir?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftm.wc.ask.com%2Fr%3Ft%3Dan%26 s%3Da%26sv%3Dza5cb0d21%26uid%3D03BEB784B66EB5E14%2 6sid%3D13C17A3DAC0C01724%26o%3D10234%26qid%3DE618E BB0062FFE45A5CB0AD3858420CC%26io%3D5%26ask%3DWile% 2BCoyote%2Bgadgets%26uip%3D476f7bc3%26en%3Dte%26eo %3D-100%26pt%3DWile%2520E's%2520Desert%2520-%2520Wile%2520E.%2520Coyote%2520at%2520his%2520bes t!!%2520%26ac%3D24%26qs%3D0%26pg%3D1%26ep%3D1%26te _par%3D133%26te_id%3D%26u%3Dhttp%253a%252f%252fwww .geocities.com%252fTelevisionCity%252fSet%252f7278 %252f&bpg=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.ask.com%2Fweb%3Fq%3DWile%2BCo yote%2Bgadgets%26o%3D10234%26page%3D1&q=Wile%20Coyote%20gadgets&s=a&bu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.geocities.com%2fTelevisionCity %2fSet%2f7278%2f&qte=0&o=10234&abs=ACMETm-zing%20discoveries.....%20%20Order%20your%20gadget s%20now!!%20...%20Get%20the%20info.%20--%3D%3DThe%20Wile%20E.%20Coyote%20WebRing%3D%3D--%20This%20site%20is%20owned%20by%3A%20Sander%20Rie l...&tit=Wile%20E's%20Desert%20-%20Wile%20E.%20Coyote%20at%20his%20best!!%20&bin=&cat=wb&purl=http%3A%2F%2Ftm.wc.ask.com%2Fi%2Fb.html%3Ft%3 Dan%26s%3Da%26uid%3D03BEB784B66EB5E14%26sid%3D13C1 7A3DAC0C01724%26qid%3DE618EBB0062FFE45A5CB0AD38584 20CC%26io%3D%26sv%3Dza5cb0d21%26o%3D10234%26ask%3D Wile%2BCoyote%2Bgadgets%26uip%3D476f7bc3%26en%3Dbm %26eo%3D-100%26pt%3D%26ac%3D6%26qs%3D0%26pg%3D1%26u%3Dhttp% 3A%2F%2Fmyjeeves.ask.com%2Faction%2Fsnip&Complete=1) >:] Muh, ha, ha, ha!

[Tsarmina]

*Mina's craving for a chocolate cupcake kills Gaia*

[Sebastian Kain]

*doesn't have the heart to kill Mina so he boards her into a spaceship and sends her far away from the Earth...He then turns around a nukes the entire planet with a big blast of his 'unholy' energies...

"Long Live Sally & AOG's Prez Zilla!"

[Stalking Shadow]

Shadow squints his eye closed, holds his hand out so that the perspective he has makes it look like the Prez's head can fit between his index finger and thumb, and pops the Prez's head like a pimple using Improbability physics.

[Gaia]

*calls up a large nuclear powered t-rex from its slumber beneath the sea and sends it rampaging through the city looking for twinkies. It tramples people and buildings beneath its claws*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/kid_atomic/City%20of%20Heroes%20Stuff/zilla1.jpg

[Tsarmina]

The T-rex dies of twinkie overdose and Gaia is trampled to death by 435 smurfs.

[Akamaz]

a gian bananna spider lands on Mina's pirate hat, and eats her.

[Tsarmina]

Maz is neutered. He dies of sadness.

[Meltman]

Mina is finally shown her inferiority to ninjas and dies of shame.

[Tsarmina]

*uses a freeze ray to freeze Meltman solid. He dies from being unable to melt properly*

[Akamaz]

mina meets the true wiggly pirate, and dies of shame

http://www.thewiggles.com.au/about/friends/CAPTAIN/cf-picture.jpg

[Tarkenchi]

'Maz dies for making mina die :mad:

[Sun-Scarab]

*Using Crey hack skills, Tark's archtype is now changed to an MC controller,
he is later killed by lack of XP & an lvl 7 ambush of skulls :skull: .

[Meltman]

Sun-Scarab is killed by Cute-Killer 9000 Assassin Robots for his violation of the maximum cute signature limit.

[Sun-Scarab]

I'll be damned if im staying killed any longer

kills melts with poland spring water bottler, a sack, figs & 3 rats....

[Stalking Shadow]

Killls scarab, right when he wasn't expecting it.

[Meltman]

The guy stuck behind him in traffic kills Stalking Shadow in a fit of road rage over what he described as "That stupid f***ing vanity plate!"

[Tsarmina]

Meltman is tragically pelted to death in a fly by fruiting.

[Sun-Scarab]

mina is given a "one free death" coupon which was just cashed in at sharky-land ! :chuckle:

[Tsarmina]

*Stabs SS to death with a Garfield page-a-day calander.*

[Stalking Shadow]

Bludgeons Tsar to death with the handle of a butter knife.

[Tsarmina]

*Beheads SS with a bendy straw*

[Stalking Shadow]

*bursts into dance causing Mina's head to go a'splode*

[Gaia]

Grabs Stalking Shadow and spanks him into a terminal coma with a Teddy Bear! Dun dun duuuuuun!!!

[Stan Walker]

*tosses Gaia off the Empire State building headfirst on to a thumbtack*

[Meltman]

*tosses the Empire State Building on him. Headfirst.*

[Stalking Shadow]

*smacks Meltman upside the head with the John Hancock Center

[Meltman]

*Impales Stalking Shadow with the Chrysler Building*

[Stalking Shadow]

Violates Meltman with the Eiffel Tower

[Tarkenchi]

Tarkenchi kicks stalking shadow in the cojones... until he doesn't want to live, so he shoots himself.

[Stalking Shadow]

Cuts Tark's legs off at the knee so that he's not just short, he's UBARSHORT!
Tark dies of Napoleonic Disorder.

[Tarkenchi]

Stalking shadow dies for having no head. *decapitates SS*

[Stalking Shadow]

Rides down Tark Sleepy Hollows style.

[Tarkenchi]

^Killed for killing me. Über ninja ATTACK! :tarkenchi

[Stalking Shadow]

Destroys Tark with his Signature Mega Mango Tango Foxtrot Special Suplex Attack, times 10!!!

[Tarkenchi]

killed because that hurt my head...super... mango mega tango... what the hell?! :tarkenchi

[Stalking Shadow]

Tark disappears in a puff of confusion, and is never seen again.

[Tarkenchi]

Stalking shadow is killed from making too many puffs :P

[Stalking Shadow]

Takes Tarkenchi's innuendo and stabs him dead with it.

[Tarkenchi]

Killed because i dont know that that is yet, so i dont have one! NYAH!:P

[Stalking Shadow]

Takes Tark's ignorance and bludgeons him to death with it.

[Tarkenchi]

Bah! a word i do know! Stalking shadow dies because alumette is mad he killed a innocent 13 year old! WAHHHH! :cry:

[Stalking Shadow]

Murders Tark just to spite him

[Tarkenchi]

^died because he took soooo long to reply

[Meltman]

*Tricks Tark into eating an experimental Wonka chewing gum, turning him into a giant blueberry. Bakes Tarkberry into a giant pie and feeds him to King Kong*

[Tarkenchi]

well, hey, as long as i died for a purpose.

Kills meltmam dead! :chuckle:

[Meltman]

My name is Meltman. You killed my father. Prepare to die. *Kills tark in a brutally bloody sword fight*

[Kinetix]

Say 'ello to my li-o friend!

*miniguns meltman*
http://www.planetfortress.com/tf2models/previews/Matrix/Minigun.jpg

[Meltman]

Yippe-ki-aye Mother****er! *Swings in through window then kills Kinetix*

[Tarkenchi]

*lightsaber's meltman to death*

[Meltman]

So be it....Jedi.... *force lightnings Tark until he's a charred cinder*

[Tarkenchi]

*uses lightsaber to deflect the force lightning like mace windu* I dont f*cking think so *forcepush into the ground, then more lightsabering!*

[Meltman]

*Tricks Anakin into cutting off Tark's Arm, then force lightnings him out a window. Just for good measure declares all Tarkenchi's enemies of the Republic and issues order 66 to his clone troopers.*

[Tarkenchi]

damnit, didnt i put in the, there aint no anakin to save you!?! Damn... err, well, you die for killing me!

[Meltman]

Tark is killed by the Bad Excuse Fairy

[Vendel]

Pulls out his really big gun....and beats mealtman to death with it.

[Stalking Shadow]

Stabs Vendel through the neck with an unsharpened pencil

[Meltman]

*Throws Stalking Shadow inside of a cube lit on all 6 sides, thus destroying the shadow*

[Gaia]

*pulls out the Cosmic Cube and destroys everyone at the molecular level including herself*

[Stalking Shadow]

Bashes Gaia's skull in with a big metal cube.

[Sun-Scarab]

SS is killed by SS cuz thats too many SS in this post :eyebrow:

[Stalking Shadow]

SS is murdered by SS's eyebrows! :eyebrow: :eyebrow: :eyebrow: :eyebrow:

[Meltman]

SS is murdered by a future version of MM using his patented Wipper-Snapper-Basher. :geezer:

[Sun-Scarab]

MM is killed by M&M minis :) :p :mad: O_o :D for trademark infringement

[Gaia]

MM is destroyed by green energy from Gaia who has made it into the construct of the Acme Building which is then dropped on him also takes out SS and his M&M's too

[Sebastian Kain]

SK kills Gaia with a Number 2 Pencil.

[Gaia]

Goes after SK with a :baseball: They end up in a :duel: Which ends in Gaia throwing a :tomato: which lands in SK's mouth causing him to choke. Gaia very :cry: and walks away.

[Bari Jon]

Gaia slips on her tears, falling down on her sword which slips out of her tomato stained fingers, impaling her through and through, and sadly dies of her injuries.

[Meltman]

Bari Jon is turned into an infinite number of penguins by the infinite probability engine and dies of shame from not being able to fly....infinitely.

[Sun-Scarab]

/\/\3£7 N\Äi╗ £337'ed ╦σ :skull:

[Meltman]

Sun-Scarabe dies from incorrectly turning into a computer.

(The correct way to do it of course is with a digital banana)

[Stalking Shadow]

Meltman dies in an attempt to gain immortality through a microwave, non-dairy creamer, and a rubber band.

[Meltman]

MacGuyver uses a thumbtack and an airhorn to kill Stalking Shadow for making fun of him.

[Sun-Scarab]

Kills MM for not hummin' the Macguyver Theme song & not knowing Mac only uses a swisss army knife,duct tape & the moon's gravity ! :chuckle:

[Meltman]

Whistles the A-Team themesong while running over Sun-Scarab with one of Murdock's crazy death vehicles.

[Necrosys]

Me --> :father: <-- Meltman

Meltman dies of confusion.

[Tarkenchi]

Necrosys--->:tarkenchi <--- Me

[The Widowed]

*decapitates Tarkie with a metal tape measure*

[Meltman]

*Stabs The Widowed in the forehead with a wooden ruler*

[Necrosys]

*beheads Meltaman with a coffee table of doom*

[Necrosys]

*commits suicide*

[Tarkenchi]

*kills the already dead necrosys* No ghostafterlife for you!

[Necrosys]

*pops up behind Tark and impales him on a baby's toe nail.

[Gaia]

*ports in behind Necrosys and spears with the Spear of Destiny*

[Sebastian Kain]

*Kills Gaia with the Sword of SK!*

[Tarkenchi]

*kills SK with the BOOT OF SMASHINESS!*

[Sebastian Kain]

*Kills Tark with over due libary books*

[ChairLegOfTruth]

*Spawns an infinite number of past and future selves before invading the US and killing PotUS SK*

[Tarkenchi]

*looks at dead president* NOOOOOOO! *kills the main guy, and the clones then kill themselves*

[ChairLegOfTruth]

*Travels back in time and shoots Tarky before he kills me*

[Sebastian Kain]

Disassembles the Chairleg...completely. Then he feeds the pieces to his pet Dragon.

[ChairLegOfTruth]

*SK's dragon chokes and then explodes as a scaley humanoid leaps from it's belly and eviscerates SK with long claws before morphing back into CLoT*

[The Widowed]

I know someone who is guaranteed to find a way to kill you....

*invites ChairLeg on a team with Leeroy Jenkins*

[Sebastian Kain]

*kills Widdy with that same running joke* O_o

[Meltman]

The Joker beats SK to death Jason Todd style, muttering. "Killing with a joke? Tries to steal MY schtick, does he?"

[Gaia]

*steals schtick and beats Meltman to death with it*

[Meltman]

*PUNches Gaia to death*

[The Widowed]

*crushes Meltman beneath the burden of guilt*

[Gaia]

*rises from the dead and drops a rabid weasel down Widdy's shorts and also delivers a boot to the head for good measure*

[Meltman]

A psychotic Kermit the Frog goes on a murderous rampage, killing dozens of people with a machette, including Gaia, while singing "It's not easy being green".

[Tarkenchi]

*influences SK to press the button, killing everyone on earth, except me and SK!* *We then battle out to the deatH*

[Meltman]

SK wins.

[Tarkenchi]

in an alternate reality, where other people win! Tarkenchi wins in this reality.

[Meltman]

The Anti-Monitor destroys Tarkenchi's universe.

[Gaia]

The Guardians destroy the universe rebuild it and then suck all the magic out of it. Unfortunately Meltman gets sucked into the middle of mess when the starheart is chucked into a super nova and is destroyed.

[Sebastian Kain]

SK destroys the world...killing everyone. He then reforms it in his image.

[The Widowed]

The image eats SK.

Widdy steps out of the shadows.

"Right into my trap! At last, my master plan has come to fruition. You see, while you were busy destroying the world...."

[Meltman]

*Finds the ultimate nulifier, thinks of Widowed, then activates it.*

[Stan Walker]

crushes Meltman into a ball..wasnt gonna kill him but he made me edit my post :mad:

[Sebastian Kain]

SK's demon respawns and devours Widdy....whole. Even Eye Patch.

My time to shine is now!....mwhahahahahaha ha ha HA!

Shoots both of the bastards that jumped him in line. Dead. :grumble: :guntoot:

[Meltman]

*A spacial distortion from Stan and SK trying to post ahead of Meltman causes a hole in time-space, sucking Stan and SK into oblivion*

[The Widowed]

Oh, goody! Since i got all three of you in one place trying to kill me....

*detonates the suicide bomb* >:]

[Meltman]

Meltman's alternate demension andriod clone walks by.

"Um....."

He gets out his broom and sweeps up the ashes, placing them in a nearby recepticle.

[Stan Walker]

out of the shadows floats Trogdor..spewing flames so hot even Meltman has no choice but to succumb and BURNINATE!

[Sebastian Kain]

Kills all three birds..with one big ol' stone.

FEAR THE STONE OF DEFEAT!

[Gaia]

Takes THE STONE OF DEFEAT and carves it into a pair of feet and drops it on SK.

Now you must fear THE STONE OF THE FEET!!!

[Tarkenchi]

*throws a ego-reducer at gaia, killing her* Sawwy.

[Sebastian Kain]

Kills Tark with a Giant Rubber Duck

[Plasma Wisp]

Kills the Prez with an Army of Julius clones.

[Tarkenchi]

Kills Tark with a Giant Rubber Duck

That was, actually a plesent way to die! (me before dead) "Ducky! *squeeze squeeze* Why are you ticking ducky? *ducky gets so big and enflated it squashes tark*"

Plasma wisp is killed, because he plays MxO.

[Gaia]

Kills Tark with duct tape, chewing gum, baling wire and a swiss army knife all the while humming the theme to MacGuyver

[Meltman]

Runs over Gaia with KITT.

[Stan Walker]

impales Meltman with a +2 vorpal sword

[Sebastian Kain]

Kills Tark with duct tape, chewing gum, baling wire and a swiss army knife all the while humming the theme to MacGuyver

Rofl! That was awesome...I could so picture that. :lol:

Kills Stan with a monkey wrench....OF JUSTICE!

[Meltman]

Kills SK with a monkey

[Sebastian Kain]

Kills Meltman with Scrooge Mcduck's #1 Dime.

[Stan Walker]

kills Meltman with a key

[Meltman]

Runs a lance through both Stan and SK, because Stan forgot to kill him.

[Sebastian Kain]

Kills both Stan and Meltman with a crowbar and a shovel.

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SK is Burninated!!


trogdor art originally by Inkblaster

[Gaia]

Grabs SK's check book which is then used to book a Disneyland trip for a large lizard after he has landed upon Mina squishing her and the city flat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/kid_atomic/City%20of%20Heroes%20Stuff/zilla2.jpg

[Stan Walker]

*dies on his own*

that truly frightened me

[IamLink]

just to be sure...-stabs stan in the heart with a pen-

[ChairLegOfTruth]

*IamLink morphs into CLoT who softly mutters "Mr Anderson" and grins*

[Tsarmina]

^Is SMITED by the gods of the kill/kill thread for not killing anyone in his post. Mina laughs herself to death.

[Tarkenchi]

Tsarmina dies of shock that tark is up early! :cool:

[Tsarmina]

*dies in shock and her abrupt shocking death kills Tarky with it's aftershocks*

[ChairLegOfTruth]

^Is SMITED by the gods of the kill/kill thread for not killing anyone in his post. Mina laughs herself to death.

*Mina morphs into CloT who takes the opportunity to point out that in The Matrix it's stated that a person taken over by an Agent is effectively dead... And that by killing him previously she'd killed IamLink as well so :p I am invincible*

;)

[IamLink]

Deja death...vu...o.0
-stabs Mina...with a corndog....157 times-

[Tsarmina]

*point out that NO ONE is invincible in this thread and then proceeds to pelt him to death with black jellybeans*

[Tsarmina]

*sees Link's post and dies of nostalgia*