I kill you, You kill me

[The Widowed]

*quite literally drops the curtain on Gaia (playing Ophelia) during Act IV in a local production of Hamlet* >:]

[Malibu Sally]

*hires a mob hitman to do in Wids*




No log in and help me. System Five has three more elite bosses to kill and VRG is fun to team with. :)

[Plasma Wisp]

*First, puts Sally inside of a wall between the studs. He drywalls it, and paints it yellow. He then tells Reagan Mauia to run through it. He does and crushes Sally*

[The Widowed]

No log in and help me. System Five has three more elite bosses to kill and VRG is fun to team with. :)
Oh, all right. :)

*kills Plasma Wisp with the weight of sheer suspense* :D

[RedSwitchblade]

*Throws Darknesse at Wids, Wids dies of a rage-dump*

[Eomatrix]

*drives a car on the highway for 5 minutes*
Oh crap, now everyone in the world is dead. Now who will I have to harass?

[Hydrothermia]

*Sets the room ablaze with Eomatrix and all of the hippies in it.*

[Eomatrix]

*ressurects self*
I can't kill Hydro because he killed all those hippies.
*shoots a random hippie*
There we go.

[iggy880]

*Runs into thread and Super Novas everyone*

God is nova fun, woot

[Hydrothermia]

*Two shots Iggy with Air Superiority and Greater Fire Sword.*

[Eomatrix]

*absorbs Iggy's nova blast and blasts it back at him*

[Tsarmina]

*decapitates Eomatrix with a toaster*

[Eomatrix]

*ducks, rips Mina's legs off, then beats her to death with them*

[Tsarmina]

after decomposing for almost 7 months...

*Random space junk enters the earth's atmosphere, becomes a blazing ball of fire and hits Eomatrix ... to DEATH!*

[8 Ball]

*Kills Mina for Necroposting* :p.

[Tsarmina]

*stabs 8 to death with a diaper pin for letting this thread die*

[bpphantom]

/suffocates Mina with said diaper...

[Tsarmina]

*pukes on bpphantom until he drowns*

[suburbanhell]

*kills Mina with a mop, and throws it at Joe* "Clean this crap up."

[Nerfed]

*beats burby to death with Joe*

[Eomatrix]

*goes back in time with Ouroboros portal, attaches a nuke to the satellite, which kills EVERYBODY*

[Nerfed]

*waits for Eomatrix to get back to present, then eats his brains*


*is a zombie now*

[Eomatrix]

Zombie Nerfed is vaporized when satellite hits the Earth

[Nerfed]

Apparently not. Giv me ur branez!

[Dynamo-Man]

Since Nerfed is now a 1 HD Undead, I destroy him with my Turn Undead Ability. Granted by my Deity, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. :D

[Tsarmina]

*uses a GINORMOUS magnifying glass on a sunny day to vaporize D-Man*

[Nerfed]

*having been turned by D-Man (because I am far more than a 1 HD zombie), turns toward Mina and munches on brains*

[Tsarmina]

A-HA! *pulls out really big frikkin sWord*
GINSU!
*choppity-chop-chops Nerfed into neatly diced pieces*

[Nerfed]

*kills Mina on a bacterial level*

[Tsarmina]

*does a booty-shakin dance*


*Nerfed's eyes es-plode*

*sticks TNT into his empty eye sockets and lights the fuse*

*runs away*


BOOM!

[Nerfed]

*es-plodes bigger than expected, killz everybody*

[Tsarmina]

WORLD RESET


... too bad Nerfed reset inside a solid layer of bedrock. DEATH!

[The Widowed]

after decomposing for almost 7 months...

*Random space junk enters the earth's atmosphere, becomes a blazing ball of fire and hits Eomatrix ... to DEATH!*
Haw haw, Mina necroed the thread! :P

*throws Burbs into Mina and sends them both tumbling into an open blast furnace, slams the door, fires it up, watches Oprah* >:]

*having been turned by D-Man (because I am far more than a 1 HD zombie), turns toward Mina and munches on brains*

Garden-variety zombies are 2 HD, noob. :P

[Tsarmina]

Oprah turnes Widdy's brains to jello.

There is no change.

A gopher wanders by and eats Widdy's liver and gall bladder, she drowns.

[Nerfed]

*Eats Wids' brain*


*begins geyser like vomiting & drowns Mina*

[Tsarmina]

*in the confusion, Nerfed eats his own spleen and spontaniously combusts*

*Mina dies of the uncertainty of her spelling*

[The Widowed]

*anyone who has eaten Widdy's poisonous flesh dies* >:]

[Tsarmina]

*Widdy drowns in mold*

[Dynamo-Man]

Tsarmina is sucked into Azeroth and is promptly captured and eaten by Murlocs.

http://dbzwarior.free.fr/murloc.gif

[Tsarmina]

The Murlocs then CUTE D-man to death.

[The Widowed]

Tsarmina is driven insane by a passing shuggoth, which then eats her. :p

[Nerfed]

*Nerfed stands up, pulls out shotgun*

"Eat this."


*kills everything*

"Groovy."

[Eomatrix]

*is already dead*
*pulls a Jesus*
*smites Nerfed with a gratuitous amount of Michael Jackson Wine bottles*

[Sun-Scarab]

I'm a lil rusty at this..

* moves the the "M" in Eomatrix to make Emoatrix *
*Emoatrix writes blog entry then slits wrists & dies*

[Tsarmina]

Wooo! It's SS! *tramples the bug wonder underfoot*

[Sebastian Kain]

*Kicks Mina in the Guru Pit*

"THIS IS ACTING!!"

[Tsarmina]

*drowns SK in BBQ sauce & lighter fluid*
THis is a COOKOUT! *throws lit match*

[Dynamo-Man]

*drowns SK in BBQ sauce & lighter fluid*
THis is a COOKOUT! *throws lit match*
No, no. You have to strike the match on your .45 with the ivory grip. And when you drop it on him, you have to say, in a gravelly voice, "You have the right to remain silent." :D

*Gives Tsarmina a Brain-Duster with a wrecking ball*

Cue the "Meaty-Thwack" sound bit!

[Tarkenchi]

I :tarkenchi everyone to death

[Tsarmina]

*pushes Tark off a roof of a very tall building which happens to be at the edge of a very tall cliff where companies dump their broken glass, twisted metal, needles, rail road spikes, rusty razor wire, old ginsu knives and rotten lemons*

[Eomatrix]

* sneak up behind her kicks Mina into same pile*
THIS IS...STRUCTURALLY UNSOUND!

[Nerfed]

*touches Eomatrix with finger of death*

[The Widowed]

*zaps Nerfed with a Disintegrate spell* >:]

[Valcarde]

*taps a few buttons on a black control box and fries Widowed with an orbital ion cannon*

Yay, sunburn!

[Tsarmina]

*drowns Valcarde in Widdy's post count*

[Tsarmina]

*freezes to death*

[razoras]

Sticks finger under Tsarmina's nose. She is dead before she hits the floor, struck down by odors beyond description.

[Nerfed]

*lights raz on fire*

[iggy880]

*Pushes Nerfed into the flaming corpse of Raz*

[Nerfed]

*pulls iggy in with him*

[AfterglowNoMore]

*Pees on the fire, but not enough to put it out.*

[Knightward]

*drops a propane tank into the fire from a helicopter*

[Nerfed]

* explodes on Afterglow, blowing him into a bloody spray that obscures Knightward's helicoptor windows so that he crashes into the nearby telephone wires which ignites the guru neighborhood into a terrible blaze that kills everyone in a 1.9 mile radius *

[Sebastian Kain]

*Lives in a 2.9 mile radius away from the blast*
*Begins to mass clone everyone again from the remants of their remains*

[Knightward]

*hacks up SK with a chainsaw*

*clones a copy from the remains*

*drops a grenade in clone SK's pants, clones the remains from that*

*beats 3rd SK to death with the severed arm of the first and chokes him with the gore from the second*

*tries to think of a use for the remains cloned from the remnants of the remains of the remnants of SK*

[Tsarmina]

*makes cookies out of the cloned SK remains*

*Knightward eats cookies*

*Mina bashes his head in while he's distracted*


Oooh, cookies! *eats*

[suburbanhell]

Those cookies were poisoned.

*Lobs a grenade into the frey, just to see what happens.*

[Tsarmina]

*uses a huge icicle to hit the grenade back at Burbs*

*slips on ice and stabs herself with icicle*

*dies*

[Gaia]

Zaps Mina with a reincarnation spell. She comes back as a killer bunny that eats Burby. Lobs the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch at her after saying the proper words "1, 2, 5 er 3!" KABOOM! Fur goes flying.

[Tsarmina]

*drowns Gaia in double stuff oreos. Gaia dies blissfully full*

[Meltman]

Mina falls in the hole I dug this thread out of and breaks her neck.

[Knightward]

*Beats Melt to a bloody pulp with the shovel he used to dig up the thread*

[RedSwitchblade]

*Beats Knightward over the head with Meltman's leg*

[Tsarmina]

*drowns in dust*

[RedSwitchblade]

*resurrects you, then kills you with Robot Cowboys from Champions*

[Sun-Scarab]

*Kills "Red" 25 times then uses a tactical nuke on team.*

[Akamaz]

Kills Sun scarab with a rusty thread killing knife

[Tsarmina]

*kills Maz with a rusty thread*

[Graphite]

*Drops an anvil on his toe, screams like a high pitched little girl which causes Tsarmina's head to explode*

[Tsarmina]

A tooth from Mina's exploded head hits Graphite in the eye and lodges in his brain. This does not kill him but causes him much discomfort as he starts to hear pirate voices.

However, the bone shards from his shattered toe travel though his bloodstream to his heart. *DEATH*

[Graphite]

So, wait... if I kill you and you kill me all in the same action, does that in turn kill the thread?

*brain explodes while trying to find a rule book when there isn't one!*

[Tsarmina]

*The GODS OF THE KILL THREAD smite Graphite's dead body hereby killing him ninty-eitht more times in various gruesome ways*

[Rottweiler]

*Awakened at the utterance of her name, Ninty-Eitht - the Sumerian goddess of spellchecking - rises from the depths, bites off Tsarmina's head and feet and blows out her innards like a party favor*