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Dynamo-Man
10-17-2006, 04:20 PM
Working for them sucks. They all have Cranial-Rectal Syndrome. :grr:
Jade
10-17-2006, 05:07 PM
I wish that I worked for one right now. I need one, and they are expensive as hell...
Malibu Sally
10-17-2006, 05:14 PM
Working for them sucks. They all have Cranial-Rectal Syndrome. :grr:
*waits for the class-action suit by all the lawyers against Dynamo Man* ;)
Dynamo-Man
10-17-2006, 05:15 PM
Trust me, working for them makes no difference. They have "ethical standards" that prevent them from doing much Pro Bono work.
Jade
10-17-2006, 05:23 PM
Trust me, working for them makes no difference. They have "ethical standards" that prevent them from doing much Pro Bono work.

I really wish one would do some Pro Bono work for me.... besides... when do laywers have ethics? Honestly... lol
MajorMarvel
10-17-2006, 06:05 PM
need to get Denny Crane. He'll do anything if its outragious
Bitter Babe
10-17-2006, 06:13 PM
I work for lawyers too. They are good at what they do but they have no common sense whatsoever.
Dynamo-Man
10-17-2006, 06:22 PM
I work for lawyers too. They are good at what they do but they have no common sense whatsoever.
QFT
MajorMarvel
10-17-2006, 06:29 PM
I know a Nutty Lawyer in Florida who will remain nameless(But still loud and obnoxious)
Bitter Babe
10-17-2006, 06:36 PM
LOL I've had to do so many things that are not part of being a secretary/paralegal. I've had to arrange doctor/dentist appointments, find his contractor, photocopy his tax returns, etc, basically stuff he should have his wife being doing and not me.
Masked Revenger
10-17-2006, 06:44 PM
Lawyers are like doctors that run a private practice... a prime example of professional's that, while excelent at what they do, should never, ever be allowed to run their own business.

Chris
Grae Knight
10-17-2006, 06:52 PM
LOL I've had to do so many things that are not part of being a secretary/paralegal. I've had to arrange doctor/dentist appointments, find his contractor, photocopy his tax returns, etc, basically stuff he should have his wife being doing and not me.

Does Burbs know this?? :naughty:
Bitter Babe
10-17-2006, 06:59 PM
LOL, hey now don't go make me puke up my lunch :barf: That thought is just nasty :lol: I don't work for anyone attractive.

I work for 5 attorneys, one is has a huge ego, one who can't even open/close her own window, another who thinks because she has a law degree she is better than me, the other two are pretty self sufficient and don't bug me too much.
Dynamo-Man
10-17-2006, 07:41 PM
I find that most attorneys think their law degree is like a magic wand. They just wave it around and *POOF* shit happens. Most of them seem to have no clue how much their support staff does.

Kind of like Officers in the military. Jeez...I just can't escape that! :grr: