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Grae Knight
10-03-2006, 11:29 AM
I felt the need to say it. I have known Joe through these boards for a little over a year (I think?) and I have to say out of all the interesting characters here he is a cut above the rest. Put aside his off the wall comments, strange sexual humor and you got a first class person. Able to take abuse and dish it out with a smile and laugh. Joe is one of the first people on the CoHGuru.com channel to say hello to everyone and always willing to log on an alt and exemplar to help a friend. Even though I kicked him from the PK :D he continues to be a cool friend.

My hats off to you Joe, no shit.
SykOgUrL
10-03-2006, 11:36 AM
Agreed. Joe is teh rawk! :D
Sebastian Kain
10-03-2006, 11:39 AM
I'll drink to that. :buddies:
bpphantom
10-03-2006, 12:33 PM
Good on ya Joe.
Enlightened One
10-03-2006, 12:35 PM
I add my salute to this. Good chap, like the fellow, etc.
Titomancer
10-03-2006, 12:44 PM
Just dont turn your back on him, he might think you're a bear ;) Cheers, Joe
Noble
10-03-2006, 02:15 PM
Ditto, Joe is a good man. Who else would have sex with me when dressed up in my many guises.
sheld0n
10-03-2006, 02:45 PM
It's true. Joe is one of the nicest women I know.
Scarf_Girl
10-03-2006, 03:09 PM
Joes so cool Id get a sex change and turn gay just so I could tap that sweet sweet joebum :)

Joe is really great and has been a pleasure to team with :)
Larke
10-03-2006, 03:10 PM
It's true. Joe is one of the nicest women I know.

QFT :D
Grae Knight
10-03-2006, 03:23 PM
Joes so cool Id get a sex change and turn gay just so I could tap that sweet sweet joebum :)

Joe is really great and has been a pleasure to team with :)

NOOOO!!! You are all evil!! EVIL I SAY!! You have gone and corrupted Scarf_Girl!!
Titomancer
10-03-2006, 03:29 PM
You catch on quick, don't you Grae :P
Scarf_Girl
10-03-2006, 03:29 PM
*points at Joe ,Burbs ,Blackbat , Bitter Babe ,Fate and a few others *

its all there fault I was decent and wholesome before they got ahold of me , now I tell dirty jokes and make lewd innuendo

*cries*
Bitter Babe
10-03-2006, 03:40 PM
Joe is a great guy and friend. I'm lucky to team with him as much as I do. He brings something to each team, someone to be picked on ;)

Oh please Grae she was corrupted during the 24 hour grind and it's just taken off from there. I'm so proud of her!
Blackbat
10-03-2006, 03:47 PM
Joe is one of the few people I can say absolutely anything to and not feel awkward. It's a very liberating feeling.

He's tops in my book. :thumbup:
MaligneFamily
10-03-2006, 03:49 PM
Stop hitting on my wife.
ThunderMace
10-03-2006, 04:16 PM
Agreed. Joe is a lesbian Hellion of the highest magnitude.
Noble
10-03-2006, 04:29 PM
Joe is one of the few people I can say absolutely anything to and not feel awkward. It's a very liberating feeling.



you mean like when you talk about those warts on your scrotum that look like Thomas Jefferson?
Blackbat
10-03-2006, 04:32 PM
you mean like when you talk about those warts on your scrotum that look like Thomas Jefferson?

Yup, as well as how you like them on your face.
Noble
10-03-2006, 04:49 PM
I have been dreaming of the day that you would say that.
Titomancer
10-03-2006, 04:50 PM
Wow...even threads ABOUT Joe end up in the gutter.
T!M
10-03-2006, 06:11 PM
Vote

For

Joe


Joe for President...


*runs from Sk*
Joe Schmoe
10-03-2006, 06:52 PM
Been staring at this thread for awhile now. :) At a loss for words.. Just.. thanks guys.

I mean, I'm nothing special. :D Just.. like teaming with you all too, and I'll always try to give a hand if you need it, as I'm sure you'd all return the favor if I needed it.

In closing.. And I guess I have to say..



*jerks off into all of your breakfast meals*
Titomancer
10-03-2006, 06:53 PM
:nutkick:
Bitter Babe
10-03-2006, 06:59 PM
*switches her breakfast with joe's hoping his isn't soiled too*
Seraphim
10-03-2006, 07:10 PM
*points at Joe ,Burbs ,Blackbat , Bitter Babe ,Fate and a few others *

its all there fault I was decent and wholesome before they got ahold of me , now I tell dirty jokes and make lewd innuendo

*cries*
Other then Joe, it's a different group then the crew that corrupted me. Oh how the times have changed.
Krypto
10-03-2006, 07:12 PM
*points at Joe ,Burbs ,Blackbat , Bitter Babe ,Fate and a few others *

its all there fault I was decent and wholesome before they got ahold of me , now I tell dirty jokes and make lewd innuendo

*cries*

*cough* :p
Seraphim
10-03-2006, 07:12 PM
Joes so cool Id get a sex change and turn gay just so I could tap that sweet sweet joebum :)

Joe is really great and has been a pleasure to team with :)
Hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5m4QGmFHAc it had to be posted :P
Bitter Babe
10-03-2006, 07:20 PM
*cough* :p

Hey you were a one time only deal, we corrupt her every Sunday now :p ;)
Blackbat
10-03-2006, 07:25 PM
Actually, I "corrupt" her twice every Sunday.
Larke
10-03-2006, 07:27 PM
*switches her breakfast with joe's hoping his isn't soiled too*

i'm sure it is, i think he likes the taste.
Grae Knight
10-03-2006, 07:28 PM
I corrupt her on three different forum boards!
Larke
10-03-2006, 07:29 PM
you mean like when you talk about those warts on your scrotum that look like Thomas Jefferson?

Yup, as well as how you like them on your face.


awesome... just awesome...
Bitter Babe
10-03-2006, 07:30 PM
Actually, I "corrupt" her twice every Sunday.

No fair! It should be at least equal corrupting of both of us or I'll get Joe to keep calling you Penishead! :p

On second thought I'll have Joe call you in the middle of the night in a non-sexy voice!
Malibu Sally
10-03-2006, 07:57 PM
I heard that Joe had been instant messaging some congressman lately.



Whoops. I thought this was another "bash Joe" thread. ;)



Seriously. Joe is the best. I mean it! :)
Vendel
10-03-2006, 08:03 PM
J!
O!
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Go Joe go we love we love Joe!
Knightward
10-03-2006, 08:05 PM
*points at Joe ,Burbs ,Blackbat , Bitter Babe ,Fate and a few others *

its all there fault I was decent and wholesome before they got ahold of me , now I tell dirty jokes and make lewd innuendo

*cries*
Oh good, you're becoming more of my kind of woman, :P

And Joe is Teh Awesome. Whenever I feel down, I just look at Joe, and then I feel great about myself again! He's also the only Guru I've ever seen a roast for. Since I'm not a classy man, I won't tip my hat to Joe, but I will tip this random condom to him. :cool:
Solos
10-03-2006, 09:17 PM
JoeSchmoe (7:25:14 PM): hey

Auto response from Xxxxxxxxx (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food…brb


JoeSchmoe (7:25:25 PM): ok

JoeSchmoe (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging

Xxxxxxxxx (7:31:51 PM): boo

JoeSchmoe (7:32:13 PM): bo dude

Xxxxxxxxx (7:32:17 PM): lol

Xxxxxxxxx (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon

JoeSchmoe (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola…had to catch a plane

Xxxxxxxxx (7:33:47 PM): oh well thats fun

JoeSchmoe (7:34:04 PM): indeed

Xxxxxxxxx (7:34:14 PM): what are you doing in pensecola

JoeSchmoe (7:34:21 PM): now in my hotel room

Xxxxxxxxx (7:34:39 PM): well ..like why did you go there

JoeSchmoe (7:35:02 PM): for the campaign

Xxxxxxxxx (7:35:29 PM): have you officialy announced yt

JoeSchmoe (7:35:45 PM): not yet

Xxxxxxxxx (7:36:06 PM): cool cool…

JoeSchmoe (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing

Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore

Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore

JoeSchmoe (7:38:04 PM): from what

Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what

Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing…im sore from waltzing

JoeSchmoe (7:39:32 PM): tahts good

JoeSchmoe (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage

JoeSchmoe signed off at 7:39:37 PM.

JoeSchmoe signed on at 7:40:35 PM.

Xxxxxxxxx (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off?

JoeSchmoe (7:41:24 PM): must have

Xxxxxxxxx (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice

JoeSchmoe (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that

JoeSchmoe (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running

Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:38 PM): haha…they arent great

Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning

Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running….3 days lifting

Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:11 PM): every week

Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march

JoeSchmoe (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture

Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:32 PM): oh lol…sorry

JoeSchmoe (7:43:54 PM): nice

JoeSchmoe (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then

Xxxxxxxxx (7:44:01 PM): haha…hopefully

JoeSchmoe (7:44:22 PM): better be

JoeSchmoe (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:07 PM): oh ok

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:18 PM): lol

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:25 PM): ill see ya in a couple of weeks

True story.
Got
10-04-2006, 01:18 AM
Joe walks in to bar and asks for an innuendo. Barman says he doesn't have any.

Joe gives him one.
Sebastian Kain
10-04-2006, 01:22 AM
Vote

For

Joe


Joe for President...


*runs from Sk*

Better run fast.
UnSub
10-04-2006, 02:17 AM
*switches her breakfast with joe's hoping his isn't soiled too*

i'm sure it is, i think he likes the taste.

Well, it is cheaper and lower fat than yoghurt, while nutritionists say that starting the day with protein helps give you more energy.

And ALL our cereal? Seriously, that'd be like 20 bowls at least...
G-Nome
10-04-2006, 11:34 AM
Vote for Joe! He will protect you (or Rape you)
SykOgUrL
10-04-2006, 11:39 AM
I would totally allow Joe to corrupt me, if I weren't so worried for his safety. *looks around for Tito and his bat*
:singdance
Tarberetta
10-04-2006, 01:37 PM
Joe Rocks!!!

:tarby:
Noble
10-04-2006, 02:03 PM
Vote for Joe! He will protect you (or Rape you)

same difference.
Akamaz
10-04-2006, 03:00 PM
Vote for Joe! Republicans stand behind Joe, (they're too scared to stand in front) :P
Stan Walker
10-05-2006, 08:16 AM
i like joe he likes to spoon :chuckle: