China's new Funeral Law

[Masked Revenger]

No Strippers! (http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1331)

(Yes, it's work safe... it's just a news article)

Chris

[Titomancer]

. . .I'm so getting strippers at my funeral!

[sheld0n]

Oh well, at least they can still hire party clowns...

[Dynamo-Man]

. . .I'm so getting strippers at my funeral!
That's gonna come sooner than you think... :baseball:

[Titomancer]

No it won't.

[coldcut]

Oh well, at least they can still hire party clowns...

With little red clown noses for pasties?

[Dynamo-Man]

What if the clowns strip? Are they clowns or strippers?

[Meltman]

What if the clowns strip? Are they clowns or strippers?

Depends. When they're done stripping, do you laugh?

[Dynamo-Man]

If that allows them to be classified as clowns by law, then yes. Laugh out loud I do. :D

[Solario]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Solario/OnNotice02.jpg

[Stalking Shadow]

Where... where did you get that?

[suburbanhell]

Click Stumble, it'll appear eventually.

[Stalking Shadow]

brilliant.

[Poison]

I find it funny that Chinese people are actually finding exploits to their traditions.
The more people show up at your burial, the better! So why not hire strippers to attract more people, yay! Certain days in the Chinese calendar are said to be very advantageous and profitable for a newborn child. So let's make sure the kid DOES get born on a good day by doing a caesarean!
But I guess this is in the nature of humans. I recently had a discussion with a friend about what exactly can be entitled "sex". Cause if you define it as the act of penetration, lesbians never have sex. And we know that in the middle ages people were already exploiting their catholic believes of not having sex before marriage by doing other sex techniques (Spanish, Greek, etc.).

[Meltman]

I find it funny that Chinese people are actually finding exploits to their traditions.
The more people show up at your burial, the better! So why not hire strippers to attract more people, yay! Certain days in the Chinese calendar are said to be very advantageous and profitable for a newborn child. So let's make sure the kid DOES get born on a good day by doing a caesarean!
But I guess this is in the nature of humans. I recently had a discussion with a friend about what exactly can be entitled "sex". Cause if you define it as the act of penetration, lesbians never have sex. And we know that in the middle ages people were already exploiting their catholic believes of not having sex before marriage by doing other sex techniques (Spanish, Greek, etc.).

Let's not forget Bill Clinton's definition.

[Enlightened One]

Monica: I didn't inhale.

Bill: I was there. I will vouch for this.


Returning to topic, it's both fairly ingenious and amusing that they'd found a way to get more for their money as it were. No surprise the Chinese goverment shut them down though. Feh.

[sheld0n]

With little red clown noses for pasties?

Either those, or mimes who pretend to be stuck in a box.

[Sun-Scarab]

hmm.. I gotta go on a trip to .. gain a higher level of kung fu. cya all !