Ch-Ch-Changes

[Chain Lightning]

Still don't know what I was waiting for.

[Meltman]

Um...care to elaborate for the clueless?

[Stalking Shadow]

Nub.

And my time was running wild

[Titomancer]

A million dead-end streets

[Meltman]

Oh. Another one of these. Sorry, I only listen to music that doesn't make me want to claw my ears out. :P I'll be going now.

[Stalking Shadow]

Every time I thought I'd got it made

[Titomancer]

It seemed the taste was not so sweet

[Stalking Shadow]

So I turned myself to face me

[Titomancer]

But I've never caught a glimpse

[Stalking Shadow]

Of how the others must see the faker

[Titomancer]

I'm much too fast to take that test

[Stalking Shadow]

(Here it comes!)

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!

[Titomancer]

Turn and face the stranger

[Titomancer]

*ahem*

Ch-ch-Changes
Don't want to be a richer man

[Stalking Shadow]

Ch-ch-ch-changes!
Time to face the strain

[Titomancer]

Ch-ch-Changes
Just gonna have to be a different man

[Stalking Shadow]

Time. may. change. me.
But I. can't. change. time!

[Titomancer]

I watch the ripples change their size


...we really have to get a third.

[Stalking Shadow]

But never leave the stream


We need Endless to sing the high parts.

[Titomancer]

Of warm impermanence and


Yea...plus she's cuter than us.

[Stalking Shadow]

So the days float through my eyes

Cuter than you.

[Titomancer]

But still the days seem the same

Are you kiddin? Compared to you I'm Brad freakin Pitt.

[Stalking Shadow]

And these children that you spit on

Yeah, if he made out with a blender, every day. Which he doesn't.

[Titomancer]

As they try to change their worlds

Yea? Well you smell.

[Stalking Shadow]

Are immune to your consultations

Your snaps are weak old man.

[Titomancer]

They're quite aware of what they're going through

:nutkick:

[Stalking Shadow]

Ch-ch-ch-changes!
Turn and face the strain.

Yeah. Sure, hide behind your "emoticons". We both know who won this day.

[Titomancer]

Ch-ch-Changes
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it

Arright, listen Butt-dumpling. Don't make me come over there.

[Stalking Shadow]

ch-ch-ch-changes
Look out you rock and rollers

ARE YOU THREATENING ME WITH A CHALLENGE?! *power up*

[Titomancer]

Ch-ch-Changes
Where's your shame
You've left us up to our necks in it


*Super bad lyric attack!*

[Stalking Shadow]

Time may change me
But you can't change time!

*POWERING UP!*

[Titomancer]

Strange fascination, fascinating me
Changes are taking the pace I'm going through


*makes coffee and reads the paper*

[Stalking Shadow]

Ch-ch-ch-changes
Time to face the strain

*POWERING UP!*

[Titomancer]

Ch-ch-Changes
Oh, look out you rock 'n rollers

*rewrites War and Peace. . .by hand.*

[Stalking Shadow]

Ch-ch-ch-changes!
Turn to face the strain

I cast magic missile!

[Titomancer]

Ch-ch-Changes
Pretty soon you're gonna get a little older

. . .ok, roll for damage.

[Stalking Shadow]

Time may change me

I rolled a two.

[Titomancer]

but I cant change time


. . .3 damage? 3 freaking damage?! After all that?! You suck, go home.

[Stalking Shadow]

I said time may change me

Oh yeah? Well, my three damage put you at -1 hitpoints. Welcome to dying, stupid.

[Titomancer]

But I cant change time


Nu-uh! I've got a 12 constitution! 2 HP left!

[Stalking Shadow]

I think we ran out of lyrics.

You're still dying, because you never healed you wounds from your last encounter. WITH THE MIRROR!

SNAP!