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Lorash
04-10-2005, 08:10 PM
http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator (The Gematriculator)

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

As a litmus, I put Tarkenchi's Origin Story in there. What were the basic results?

"The text you sent is
43% evil, 57% good"

edit: you can put up to 100k of text in there, or even point it at a whole URL ;)
Tarkenchi
04-10-2005, 08:34 PM
http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator (The Gematriculator)



As a litmus, I put Tarkenchi's Origin Story in there. What were the basic results?

"The text you sent is
43% evil, 57% good"


Arse :p :bhump :bhump
Kinetix
04-10-2005, 09:34 PM
Tarkenchi=50/50
Kinetix=1/99
Lorash=50/50
The Olympian=50/50
Meltman
08-20-2005, 06:27 PM
Wow, too bad I wasn't here when this came up. The Germatriculor (http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/)

By the way,
http://www.cohguru.com is
64% evil, 36% good
http://www.coh.com is
47% evil, 53% good
http://www.cityofvillains.com is
1% evil, 99% good
8 Ball
08-20-2005, 06:34 PM
Weird...

http://tdop.org is
50% evil, 50% good


So the Defenders are split right down the middle :D.
IamLink
08-20-2005, 06:40 PM
www.nintendo.com is 50/50

Gamma-Field is 99% evil/1% good
Pornography is 1% evil/99% good
Lorash
08-20-2005, 07:51 PM
Gamma-Field is 99% evil/1% good
Pornography is 1% evil/99% good

Didn't need the thing to tell me those results ;)
Randomus
08-20-2005, 08:13 PM
The Germatriculator hates video games too.

Jack Thompson: 11% evil, 89% good
Magna Harrier
08-20-2005, 08:17 PM
The first post of Jigsaw Rhapsody: 15% Evil, 85% Good
.....Is this thing on?
iggy880
08-21-2005, 01:28 AM
Wow, too bad I wasn't here when this came up. The Germatriculor (http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/)

By the way,
http://www.cohguru.com is
64% evil, 36% good
http://www.coh.com is
47% evil, 53% good
http://www.cityofvillains.com is
1% evil, 99% good

I actually got:
http://www.coh.com/
99% evil 1% good.

but...
www.paragoncity.com
50% evil 50% good
www.newgrounds.com
24% evil 76% good

Edit: Oddly enough I also got
Devil
1% evil 99% good
God
50% evil 50% good
Gaia
08-21-2005, 11:27 AM
My home pages below are guaranteed to be the following
Kid Atomic Galleries
70% Evil
30% Good

Midnight Galleries
81% Evil
19% Good
WingedAvenger
08-21-2005, 05:02 PM
Why is everyone obsessed with a random number generator? :eyebrow:
8 Ball
08-21-2005, 05:03 PM
Why is everyone obsessed with a random number generator? :eyebrow:


Because it's a unique random number generator :P.
Got
08-21-2005, 07:41 PM
"I am Satan and I will snack on your soul."

3% Evil, 97% Good.
Meltman
08-21-2005, 08:21 PM
"This sentence is pure evil."

99% evil, 1% good

Eh, pretty close.