View Full Version : Superman might be a dick, but...
Solario
08-04-2006, 04:45 PM
At least he isn't a racist.
http://www.luchins.com/dickery/Whiz_12_racism_I.jpghttp://www.luchins.com/dickery/Whiz_12_racism_II_worse_than_I.jpg
Blackbat
08-04-2006, 04:50 PM
Wow, what year was that comic made? I'm assuming that's Billy Batson AKA. Captain Marvel?
Solario
08-04-2006, 04:52 PM
Yeah it's an early 40's one I think.
Then again I'm not surprised that Billy's such a troubled boy, I mean, look at his origin.
http://www.luchins.com/dickery/Whiz_01_creepy_ass_origin.jpg
(These posts were prompted mainly because A. I'm slightly bored, yet apathic and not really wanting to go somewhere real and socialize and B. Because Judd Winnick wants to kill the innocence in Capt. Marvel.)
Masked Revenger
08-04-2006, 04:54 PM
Where are you getting these from?
Chris
Gold Rush
08-04-2006, 09:31 PM
B. Because Judd Winnick wants to kill the innocence in Capt. Marvel.)
I am assuming Judd Winnick is the new writer for a new Captain Marvel series? Or what is he?
Traced back your links, pretty damn funny. Especially this one:
http://www.luchins.com/dickery/800_is_toll_FREE.jpg
As the name of the Jpeg points out, 800 numbers are toll free, dummy! :D
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Gold Rush
Solario
08-04-2006, 09:43 PM
Yes I'm plagerize a site. ;)
And yeah, our dearest Winnick, whom I unafortunately don't, as you might have guessed, hold in high esteem, says: "My big quote on that is: ‘The big red cheese is dead’ – meaning that the silliness and the ridiculousness that have surrounded Captain Marvel are gone. He’s not being looked at that way anymore. You keep that in there, and people end up not taking him seriously. Hopefully, they won’t be saying that when they see what we’re doing, and where we’re headed."
I think it's sort of pissing all over the idea and core of Capt. Marvel, but I could be wrong.
The Widowed
08-06-2006, 01:31 AM
And Doctor Doom is insensitive to the needs and customs of other religions.
http://www.luchins.com/dickery/FF_380_feast_jew_pig.jpg
The site author said it best:
"Gee yeah, that’s nice. Offer the Jew pig.
Bastard."
:lol:
coldcut
08-06-2006, 02:20 AM
Ben Grimm's jewish?
The Widowed
08-06-2006, 02:21 AM
http://www.luchins.com/dickery/FF_380_feast_jew_pig.jpg
Oh, yes...and be sure to read the Comments sections for the blog updates, particularly this one!
Dr. Doom: The mighty Doom finds himself... becoming more attracted to you now that you have begun wearing a mask, pitiful insect! Let us eat and sip wine together! I have brought in a violinist to serenade us with music and a lusty fire to keep us warm on this cold winter night!
Thing: Ummm...
Dr. Doom: VAINGLORIOUS DOLT, YOU SHALL SPREAD FOR DOOM!
:lmao:
The Widowed
08-06-2006, 02:23 AM
Ben Grimm's jewish?
Yep. Him and Kitty Pryde both. They're probably not Orthodox Jews, though. :think:
Sun-Scarab
08-06-2006, 03:18 AM
yeah, with kitty it was there from the beginning , but ben i think they just made him jewish like in 99 or something about there.
Gold Rush
08-06-2006, 04:20 AM
Ben Grimm's jewish?
Yep. Him and Kitty Pryde both. They're probably not Orthodox Jews, though. :think:
If you read issue #9 of the new Thing series, which still should be available on newstands, you will see him finally celebrating his barmitzvah!
Support The Thing! Buy the TPB! It's a great series!
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Gold Rush
The Widowed
08-06-2006, 04:25 AM
If you read issue #9 of the new Thing series, which still should be available on newstands, you will see him finally celebrating his barmitzvah!
I read that in the Comments somewhere too. I guess we should be grateful he didn't postpone his bris as well, eh? :D
The Widowed
08-06-2006, 04:56 AM
So after starting with that site and following links around the internet, I finally ended up back at Superdickery.com.
"All roads lead to Ravenloft."
And can anyone here translate Russian to English? Because this strip (http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/69.html) looks really frickin' cool. Wizard's duels make everything better, mark my words. (Wizard's duels between two evil wizards? Doubly so.) :)
Gold Rush
08-06-2006, 06:27 AM
They are not "evil", just..."politically misunderstood". ;p
It is listed under "propoganda", so it may be, but it does look later. There has been many remarks about Hitler being involved in magic that have created more than one movie/comic. I don't think Stalin was, but it is a pretty neat "face off". :D
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Knightward
08-06-2006, 07:20 AM
I still find this to be my favorite from Superdickery:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/propaganda/GOD.jpg
Especially when you figure a couple of Hitler's fingers are stuck in Jesus's underwear.
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