The First Time

[sheld0n]

I have a lover

[TroubleWolf]

What's his name?

[Seadevil]

I bet it's Gary.

[Blue Bolt]

ewww

[sheld0n]

You dont play right! :cry:

[Kinetix]

I heard his name was Kip.

[The Widowed]

Next time, shel, consider your audience first. And choose a song which they can't use to take jabs at you. :lol:

[sheld0n]

I should have seen it coming. Now I got a mouthful of that slime...

[Seadevil]

I should have seen it coming. Now I got a mouthful of that slime...

It's funny... Yo momma can say the same thing!

[Vendel]

It's funny... Yo momma can say the same thing!


daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuaaaaaaaaaaam

[TroubleWolf]

It's funny... Yo momma can say the same thing!
SICKBURN

[Alumette]

EDIT=I just made a yo momma joke. My third one in history. I need to stop. It's not polite. So I've edited it out.

I'm sorry, Wolfie.

What's wrong with me?

[Meltman]

Awww...I feel cheated...

What's wrong with me?

Not nearly enough.

[Seadevil]

EDIT=I just made a yo momma joke. My third one in history. I need to stop. It's not polite. So I've edited it out.

Bah. They're fine as long as everyone knows you're not seriously trying to offend someone. Like my joke was merely light-hearted fun. About shel's mom having a mouthful of 'slime'. All in jest. Seriously! ;)

In all seriousness, with this community, I don't think you need to worry about offending too many people at all. Everyone knows it's just a joke and fun and such.

What's wrong with me?

Well, you hang out here for one... :p

[Yin]

And if the person does get offended they need to leave the forums. 9/10 someone is going to make a funny about you because you either worded something incorrectly, or someone will somehow convert what you said into somethin' dirty.

<3 Guru. Hate Dr. Death. That's what I live by. :D

[TroubleWolf]

EDIT=I just made a yo momma joke. My third one in history. I need to stop. It's not polite. So I've edited it out.

I'm sorry, Wolfie.

What's wrong with me?

Vous ne pouvez faire aucun mal dans mes yeux, Alumette. ;)

[sheld0n]

<3 Guru. Hate Dr. Death. That's what I live by. :D

I <3 Dr. Death and so does my mom.
Let's hear it it, Lummy!

[Alumette]

Oh, I know they're all in jest. I don't mind when other people do them (and to be honest, they do make me giggle)...but I always feel really bad when I make one.

Vous ne pouvez faire aucun mal dans mes yeux, Alumette.;)

Merci, mon cher.

The moment is lost. The joke would no longer be funny. But let's just say it was in relation to the word "SICKBURN" and somebody's momma needing a special cream for the burning sensation.

[Vendel]

The moment is lost. The joke would no longer be funny. But let's just say it was in relation to the word "SICKBURN" and somebody's momma needing a special cream for the burning sensation.




daaaaaaaaaamnuaaaaaauuuuuummmmmmmmm

[WingedAvenger]

Your mom's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. :D

Wait... what's this thread about?

[Kinetix]

Your mom's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.

[Blackbat]

Didn't we used to have a 'Yo Momma Joke' thread back on the old forums? Good times.

[Kinetix]

Blackbat's momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

[sheld0n]

^ :lol:

Kin's momma so fat, she breathes pancakes.

And yes, we did have a few of them, actually. Including the one with lame punchlines (my fav).

[Vendel]

Well shell, yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

[sheld0n]

V, I'm sorry to break it to ya, but yo momma so old, the Egyptians used to praise her as the goddess of fat n' ugly.

[Charon]

V, I'm sorry to break it to ya, but yo momma so old, the Egyptians used to praise her as the goddess of fat n' ugly.
Eh, yo momma so fat, her cereal bowl has it's own life guard.

[Chain Lightning]

Eh, yo momma so fat, her cereal bowl has it's own life guard.

I actually laughed at this one. :chuckle:

[Meltman]

Yo momma so fat, she destorts space time around her.

[Alumette]

*blows whistle, stopping play*

Two minute minor: Shamelessly Geeky Punchline *makes hand signals and gestures for the players to take position at the face-off circle*

;)

[Sun-Scarab]

I just was going to say gratz, the room has better lines than I.