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Malibu Sally
07-13-2006, 01:48 PM
There is nothing more to say. This is IT! (http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-HANDWRITTEN-JOURNAL-JESUS-CHRIST-APPEARED-TO-ME_W0QQitemZ200004365852QQihZ010QQcategoryZ16710QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

For a measley 15 grand too!(plus 10 dollars s&h)

My only regret is having to give up my weekly serving of Fingernail Fricassee. :lol:
Keshik
07-13-2006, 02:21 PM
Hm, it has to be an American president who sets a goal for world peace by 2021. Well we are screwed. Go down and read the questions people ask the seller, the one about how babies are born with cancer is entertaining.
Malibu Sally
07-13-2006, 02:32 PM
Go down and read the questions people ask the seller, the one about how babies are born with cancer is entertaining.
But I like chewing my fingernails while performing oral sex. O_o
Masked Revenger
07-13-2006, 02:48 PM
:yoy:

Chris
Keshik
07-13-2006, 02:48 PM
"I have decided to go with Ebay in an effort to spread the messages of Jesus.. The winner of this auction will be given my hand written journal which tells in detail the messages Jesus revealed to me.. The person who wins this journal will have the right to copy it and distribute it in any way he or she desires.. I will seek no royalties."


She is kind of contradicotry for an auction...where people bid money on your item.
Meltman
07-13-2006, 02:50 PM
So, um, what's the point of buying it if she says everything that's in it already? Wait. 2021? Is the world going to be destroyed by SeaLab?
Meltman
07-13-2006, 02:52 PM
But I like chewing my fingernails while performing oral sex. O_o

...how exactly do you manage that without scaring the guy half to death?
Malibu Sally
07-13-2006, 02:54 PM
...how exactly do you manage that without scaring the guy half to death?
Why? Curious? >:]



And what's all this "she" crap? I see no mention of gender in the ebay page. :eyebrow:
Keshik
07-13-2006, 02:58 PM
Apparently there are five copies of this thing up for grabs as seperate auctions. If you act now you can grab one of em for $50! What a bargain!
Meltman
07-13-2006, 02:59 PM
Why? Curious? >:]

Maybe...

And what's all this "she" crap? I see no mention of gender in the ebay page. :eyebrow:

I was just following Keshik for lack of a pronoun. ('It' seemed a bit rude)
Keshik
07-13-2006, 03:03 PM
And what's all this "she" crap? I see no mention of gender in the ebay page. :eyebrow:

Huh, not sure. I just assigned it the first pronoun that came to mind...Whats that say about me :eyebrow:
Malibu Sally
07-13-2006, 03:15 PM
Apparently there are five copies of this thing up for grabs as seperate auctions. If you act now you can grab one of em for $50! What a bargain!
Bah! Cheap knockoffs! I'll only settle for the original $15,000 copy. :P


Maybe...
So you want my children to get cancer?!? Bastid. :D
Meltman
07-13-2006, 03:36 PM
So you want my children to get cancer?!? Bastid. :D

Geez, just use protection. Do I have to spell out everything? :rolleyes:
Solario
07-13-2006, 04:37 PM
This has got to be some sort of violation against the terms of use or something. That being said if anyone buys it they deserve to lose their money.

That being said I'm waiting for the world to end on either 2012 (according to the Invisibles, Mayan calendar and X-files), 2240 according to Talmud, 2034 according to the Egyptians if I remember correctly and of course Jehovah's Witness and Seventh-day Adventist has an End of the World every decade or so.


(And was anyone else expecting this thread to be about Patrick Stewart?)
Keshik
07-13-2006, 04:52 PM
(And was anyone else expecting this thread to be about Patrick Stewart?)

Hehe, no... :eyebrow:
Solario
07-13-2006, 05:18 PM
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/11/112.jpg

I've seen everything. I've seen it all. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf9Hc-KpAA&search=Extras%20Patrick%20Stewart)
razoras
07-13-2006, 06:53 PM
That's like the third time that vid has been linked to here. We get it! It's funny! :lol:
Gollum_ARG
07-13-2006, 07:12 PM
:look: This is spooky.

Oh I wanna be a star and have planets orbiting around me! Yay sounds fun!

"When we worship Jesus we are worshiping HIM. Not His Body. The Sun is Jesus' heavenly body."

"...God the Creator is also a star... The first and the greatest. ..."

The sun is a relatively "young" star, so what about older stars? What are they or more importantly WHO are they? O_o
Solario
07-13-2006, 07:14 PM
That's like the third time that vid has been linked to here. We get it! It's funny! :lol:

hehe yeah, but apparently Keshik hadn't seen it. :D
Keshik
07-13-2006, 07:20 PM
hehe yeah, but apparently Keshik hadn't seen it. :D

Nope, I hadnt. Thank you for enlightening me :chuckle:
UnSub
07-14-2006, 03:30 AM
It gives me a warm feeling whenever someone realises that Christianity is actually a sun cult.

That is all.