The Unfunny Truth About Scientology

[Seadevil]

While most of the things on YTMND.com are juvenille and downright crap, this is needs to be checked out.

WARNING: The following link contain images of a dead body. If you're sensitive to that sort of thing, best you just get the summary of it from someone else.

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

I found this a while back, but forgot to post it until now. It shocks me how much Scientologists are allowed to get away with and that they haven't been shut down yet. I figure the best way to hurt them is to help get the truth out there, so there you go.

Here's their 'response' as well: http://theunfunnysequel.ytmnd.com/


Fuck Scientology.

[MajorMarvel]

pretty frightning stuff. Though George Carlin said it best when he said Religion causes the worst things in the world too happen. Though after seeing that, some are definently much more tame then others.

Though, I wonder if they will ever make a "Theunfunnytruth about Mormons"? :P

[thatsmystapler]

What bad can be said about Mormons? Anyone that relates Mormons to a cult that believes in aliens and kills people and breaks into government facilities is ignorant.

[Knightward]

Here's another interesting link for scientology. Definately contributes to the creepiness.

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/penthouse-LRonHubbardJr-interview-1983.htm (This link)

[sheld0n]

I still can't get over the fact that some people actually believe this stuff to begin with.
And how could it be that the followers of such a silly idea could grow to be so powerful...

[MajorMarvel]

What bad can be said about Mormons? Anyone that relates Mormons to a cult that believes in aliens and kills people and breaks into government facilities is ignorant.

my mormons crack was a joke. The Scientology thing is serious. I'm waiting for them too have a mass suicide because they needed toor elease their thetons. Whats sad is that could probably come true.

[thatsmystapler]

I'm buying stock in kool-aid now.

[Valcarde]

Ahh, good old Operation Clambake (http://www.xenu.net). A bastion of information on the truths of Scientology and how fucked up it really is. What is it with this crap, that because it has celebs showing up in its 'flock', the world allows it to think its a religeon? It's a cult, plain and simple, and should be treated as such.

Usually, I can respect peoples individual beliefs. There are obvious exceptions: This is one of the biggest.

[Vendel]

yea...the clambake site is loaded with info...took me a few days to sift through it.....scary scary stuff.


Found it several months ago. I always knew the scioentoligest were wacky....but i wasn't aware how dangrous they really were.

[MajorMarvel]

Maybe we should start our own version of Scientology. It'll offer the same bullspit story
but it will be free and offer people Hope that they are supposed too get in religion but so frequently take things the wrong way
Then we can call it "Diet Scientology" :P

[Solario]

Don't forget Scientology Kills (http://www.scientology-kills.org/) and Scientology Lies (http://www.scientology-lies.com/).

[coldcut]

Maybe we should start our own version of Scientology. It'll offer the same bullspit story
but it will be free and offer people Hope that they are supposed too get in religion but so frequently take things the wrong way
Then we can call it "Diet Scientology" :P

Then we release "New Scientology." Then "Classic Scientology" after that! We'll make billions!

[Enlightened One]

Scientology is quite wide-ranging as well as dangerous, and really should be somehow brought down or crippled as an organization for the good of the unknowing members within itself.

Unfortunately, they're quite adept at hiding behind laws to accomplish their goals, which have helping people better themselves only as a side effect in some cases, regardless of benevolent stated intentions.

[The Widowed]

Here's another interesting link for scientology. Definately contributes to the creepiness.

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/penthouse-LRonHubbardJr-interview-1983.htm
Fixed that link for you. ;)

This link (http://www.whyaretheydead.net/) is pretty good. It makes me wonder if some rich person should fund a team of covert operatives to bust into the Fort Harrison hotel, kick open every door they can find and subdue any Scientology church official who resists. I bet there's so much incriminating crap in there, it could shut down this blasted pilgrimage site of theirs for good if it were exposed to the light of day by any means necessary. I figure that rescuing people from harmful quack treatments and potential death is more important than obeying the law, but maybe that's just me.

The part about the police answering tons of 911 calls from that hotel only to be stopped at the door by security guards saying there's no emergency and that the folks who called 911 were trying to dial 9 for an outside line, then 011 for an overseas call...over 100 times a year? Scientology must own a cattle ranch nearby, because I'm smelling some serious bullshit there.... O_o

[Moon Jump]

There was a YTMND they had were it was a radio interview with the guy who played "Donkey Lips" on Salute Your Shorts and he was talking about how stupid he was because he got roaped into scientology.

He said that because he was on television they have a special celebrity center that gets you in quicker because they assume that you have more money then say if I went there. He said they wouldn't teach him anything and during on of the seminars he got up to walk around and he must have went some place he shouldn't have because ten guards were on his ass.

He said he didn't even make it to his second level class because they only thing they taught him was how to open his wallet and he ended up dropping TEN GRAND after he quit...

[The Widowed]

Ten grand after he quit? Did the Xenuheads lock him into a contract or something? :think:

[Knightward]

Didn't even realize my link wasn't working. Thanks Wids!

[Seadevil]

Ten grand after he quit? Did the Xenuheads lock him into a contract or something? :think:

Probably blackmail. According to various accounts, they have a penchant for it.