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Seraphim
06-22-2006, 05:48 AM
LazyTown - Crazy Cake (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4635233826986620052)

Required viewing for all guru's. This song is jammed into my head thanks to krypto (who thinks bad things about the girl in the video... :( ) and it's problary gonna be my ringer on my new phone i'm getting friday :p

Malibu Sally
06-22-2006, 05:50 AM
Freud and Kin are also a bit "taken" with her. :lol:

Krypto
06-22-2006, 05:50 AM
Hahaha, I do not, it's the majority of YTMND (and Joe) that thinks bad things.

Edit: I just like to make jokes. :p

Seraphim
06-22-2006, 05:54 AM
Hahaha, I do not, it's the majority of YTMND (and Joe) that thinks bad things.
suuure....

svt_bert: god
svt_bert: I'm make a messy recipe all over HER cake
Sera: i need to get that song
svt_bert: I'd*
svt_bert: Hahahaha


Sera: so we go up up do the jump move around and clap our hands together
Sera: down down turn around having fun is what it's all about
Sera: bing band digirigidong silly words that i say when i'm dancing
Sera: bing bang digirigidong silly words that can mean anything
Sera: lol
svt_bert: o_O
Sera: lol
Sera: i can't rmeember the rest
svt_bert: she can digirigi my dong
svt_bert: hahaha

Krypto
06-22-2006, 05:55 AM
I hate you Sera. I really, really do.

Seraphim
06-22-2006, 05:56 AM
I hate you Sera. I really, really do.
<3 ;)

Krypto
06-22-2006, 05:57 AM
<3/0

Krypto
06-22-2006, 06:11 AM
I can make up chatlogs too.

Sera: god
Sera: horses
Sera: so hot
Sera: they are soooo huge!

Kinetix
06-22-2006, 06:15 AM
Yeah, this is old, there are a ton of ytmnd's about her. One more year till she's legal!

I love how she just piles icing on with a caulking gun and it comes out perfectly nice and smooth. :p

Astartus
06-22-2006, 07:13 AM
One more year till she's legal!

Just my thoughts....... :P

Kinetix
06-22-2006, 08:09 AM
You are too old for that Astartus, she's only 2 years younger than me. :P

Cryogentic
06-22-2006, 08:19 AM
Now it's stuck in my head :(

Also reminds me we have a great chocolate cake recipe, I should make it later if the ingrediants are available

Blue Bolt
06-22-2006, 08:20 AM
I love how she just piles icing on with a caulking gun and it comes out perfectly nice and smooth. :p

It's not everyday you see a girl that young that can handle caulk so well

:look:

*runs off*

Got
06-22-2006, 08:34 AM
You are too old for that Astartus, she's only 2 years younger than me. :P
Dude, when there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket.

Kinetix
06-22-2006, 08:56 AM
You guys crack me up.:lol:

Solario
06-22-2006, 09:51 AM
Dude, when there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. You're a very troubled guy, Got.

Sebastian Kain
06-22-2006, 11:29 AM
Just watched the video and yea..it confirms it..

You kids scare me..

Grae Knight
06-22-2006, 11:35 AM
I am so lost. I watched the video, read the thread and still have no idea what you all are talking about. Is this a pediphile thing some of you do? O_o

Krypto
06-22-2006, 11:41 AM
It's a huge fad on YTMND, Grae.

Cryogentic
06-22-2006, 11:52 AM
YTMND people scare me, alot

Grae Knight
06-22-2006, 11:54 AM
It's a huge fad on YTMND, Grae.

Oh? Thanks, I was getting worried about a few of you for a moment.

Gogo
06-22-2006, 12:20 PM
:mad:

*busts out a crowbar and beats Krypto with it*

Meltman
06-22-2006, 12:38 PM
Woo! Krypto got owned Gordon Freeman style! :P

Meltman
06-22-2006, 12:42 PM
Just watched the video and yea..it confirms it..

You kids scare me..

Yeeeeeeah. Definately. O_o

Also...what the hell is this Lazy Town show about?

Seraphim
06-22-2006, 02:07 PM
Yeeeeeeah. Definately. O_o

Also...what the hell is this Lazy Town show about?
Well back before YTMND found it, it is this great kids show where this pink haired girl named stephanie moves to a new city and her and this sports superhero guy sportacus gets all the kids to basically play instead of laying around all day, and the bad guy robby rotten tries to get them to be lazy. But the best part of the show is the music, it's so totally like euro-dance music.

And of course now that the ytmnd people found it... it's basically a show for pedo's.

Meltman
06-22-2006, 02:10 PM
But...I'M Sportacus!

Astartus
06-22-2006, 02:37 PM
But...I'M Sportacus!

No, you're this fat major of Lazy Town

Meltman
06-22-2006, 02:40 PM
No, you're this fat major of Lazy Town

*beats Astartus over the head*

Get with the joke, dammit!

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 03:04 PM
So I saw a costume of this chick the other day in our Halloween section at work.

I totally popped a chub. I'm gonna get my girlfriend to wear it.

Seraphim
06-22-2006, 03:07 PM
So I saw a costume of this chick the other day in our Halloween section at work.

I totally popped a chub. I'm gonna get my girlfriend to wear it.
omg that's an amazing idea for haloween.... lets see if i remember in 4 months :P

Athyna
06-22-2006, 03:27 PM
Well back before YTMND found it, it is this great kids show where this pink haired girl named stephanie moves to a new city and her and this sports superhero guy sportacus gets all the kids to basically play instead of laying around all day, and the bad guy robby rotten tries to get them to be lazy. But the best part of the show is the music, it's so totally like euro-dance music.

And of course now that the ytmnd people found it... it's basically a show for pedo's.


My kids like the show. The guy who plays Sporticus is also the creator of the show. Apparently it's a big hit in Iceland. Anywho, he started the show because he thought kids were too lazy and needed to get up and move around. Stephanie's dances are supposed to get the little kids to get up and dance with her.

It's a Sesame Street type show... for little kids. It's played on Nick Jr and Noggin.

The Widowed
06-22-2006, 03:42 PM
<3/0
Love divided by zero? :eyebrow:

Meltman
06-22-2006, 03:51 PM
It's a Sesame Street type show... for little kids. It's played on Nick Jr and Noggin.

Isn't Sesame Street for little kids already?

Grae Knight
06-22-2006, 03:56 PM
omg that's an amazing idea for haloween.... lets see if i remember in 4 months :P

You want to give Slip a chub?

Solario
06-22-2006, 03:56 PM
No, I am Spartacus!


I am the world's first super-hero when you stop to think about it. Imagine me in my own comic: Hughes Plus. Detoxed, scrubbed clean, disinfected and then handed the genetic keys to Max Thunderstone's superbly buffed and waxed body, which I have earmarked for devastation at the hands of alcohol, tobacco, hard drugs and voraciously incurable STDs.

(Brownie points for getting the reference.)

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 03:58 PM
New avatars FTW!

Athyna
06-22-2006, 04:00 PM
Isn't Sesame Street for little kids already?


Do you know how many little kid shows there are?

Uhm... The Koala Bros, The Doodlebops, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Oobi, Maisy, Oswald, The Little Einsteins, Blue's Clues, Dora the Explorer, Pinky Dinky Doo, The Backyardigans, Franklin, Little Bear, Jojo's Circus, Charlie and Lola, Stanley, Higgleytown Heroes...

Freakin multi-million dollar industry.

Meltman
06-22-2006, 04:03 PM
Do you know how many little kid shows there are?

Uhm... The Koala Bros, The Doodlebops, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Oobi, Maisy, Oswald, The Little Einsteins, Blue's Clues, Dora the Explorer, Pinky Dinky Doo, The Backyardigans, Franklin, Little Bear, Jojo's Circus, Charlie and Lola, Stanley, Higgleytown Heroes...

Freakin multi-million dollar industry.

I meant, why did you have to say "It's Sesame Street...for little kids." A statement like this to me implies that Sesame Street is NOT for little kids.

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 04:03 PM
The Backyardigans

People come in looking for this show's party decorations all the time. I've never heard of it.

You forgot Boobah by the way. The new wave of TV shows for toddlers is starting to get big.

Athyna
06-22-2006, 04:10 PM
I meant, why did you have to say "It's Sesame Street...for little kids." A statement like this to me implies that Sesame Street is NOT for little kids.


Well... little-er kids than Sesame Street. I think Sesame Street is aimed at preschoolers, others are aimed at toddlers.

I was talking about shows for kids who aren't even potty trained yet. Totally different demographic.

Athyna
06-22-2006, 04:12 PM
The Backyardigans

People come in looking for this show's party decorations all the time. I've never heard of it.

You forgot Boobah by the way. The new wave of TV shows for toddlers is starting to get big.


Boobah?

Erm... What channel is that on? I'll put Disney Channel or Noggin on. They don't watch it until a catchy song comes on. The rest of the time they play with toys... and trying to hit each other in the head with a toy.


Edit - The Backyardigans (http://www.nickjr.com/shows/backyardigans/index.jhtml)

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 04:19 PM
Boobah (http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html)

WARNING: DO NOT VIEW WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF STATE ALTERING DRUGS.

That site is exactly what the show is.

Malibu Sally
06-22-2006, 04:24 PM
Boobah (http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html)

WARNING: DO NOT VIEW WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF STATE ALTERING DRUGS.

That site is exactly what the show is.
I wonder how long before Jerry Falwell says that it promotes a homosexual lifestyle? :rolleyes:

Athyna
06-22-2006, 04:26 PM
Boobah (http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html)

WARNING: DO NOT VIEW WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF STATE ALTERING DRUGS.

That site is exactly what the show is.

This reinforces my belief that the creators of little kid shows either are on massive doses of mind altering medications or they need to be on massive doses of mind altering medications.

Seraphim
06-22-2006, 04:47 PM
Do you know how many little kid shows there are?

Uhm... The Koala Bros, The Doodlebops, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Oobi, Maisy, Oswald, The Little Einsteins, Blue's Clues, Dora the Explorer, Pinky Dinky Doo, The Backyardigans, Franklin, Little Bear, Jojo's Circus, Charlie and Lola, Stanley, Higgleytown Heroes...

Freakin multi-million dollar industry.
You forgot Bob the Builder (Can we build it? Yes we can!) and Sagwa :p

Seraphim
06-22-2006, 04:48 PM
I wonder how long before Jerry Falwell says that it promotes a homosexual lifestyle? :rolleyes:
Actually Boobah is on it's way out. It never really caught on in the states since it's simply scary. But the toys are the best. If you ever see them in toys 'r' us go up the isle and squeeze all their hands, the chorus of "boooobah... boooohbah" is amazingly awesome. And the employees will <3 you, promise!... well mabey not.

Athyna
06-22-2006, 04:52 PM
You forgot Bob the Builder (Can we build it? Yes we can!) and Sagwa :p


I'm sure I forgot several.

What was that movie with Robin Williams about the toddler show industry? Freakin hysterical... and possibly more accurate than anyone cares to admit... "Kill... something?"

razoras
06-22-2006, 04:53 PM
That's what that show is called... Boobah.

If I ever happen on it and find I can't change the channel. Frequently I black out before an episode is over, but I absolutely can't change the channel if I see this show.

razoras
06-22-2006, 04:53 PM
I loved Get SMoochy. Awesome movie.

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 04:54 PM
I'm sure I forgot several.

What was that movie with Robin Williams about the toddler show industry? Freakin hysterical... and possibly more accurate than anyone cares to admit... "Kill... something?"

Death to Smoochy, I still need to see it.

Athyna
06-22-2006, 04:55 PM
Death to Smoochy, I still need to see it.


Gods I love that movie.

razoras
06-22-2006, 04:55 PM
Yeah, Death to Smoochy. It's a good'un.

Solos
06-22-2006, 05:26 PM
I don't have a clue why but i burst out laughing at this page and couldn't stop for about 5 minutes.

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/1204/boobahdog7qa.jpg

Akamaz
06-22-2006, 05:28 PM
You forgot Bob the Builder (Can we build it? Yes we can!) and Sagwa :p


Sagwa makes me laugh out loud when the the song is playing... the majority of the lyrics are in chinese, then out of the freakin blue... Sagwa you're my best friend

these nice pretty sounding lyics (in mandarin chinese) then sounding like the lyrical equivalent of dropping a bucketfull if silverware on the floor Sagwa you're my best friend

Seraphim
06-22-2006, 05:37 PM
I don't have a clue why but i burst out laughing at this page and couldn't stop for about 5 minutes.

image clippied
That's the reaction sane people have to that page :p

Kinetix
06-22-2006, 06:05 PM
You actually sit and watch all these toddler shows Sera? And keep up on new ones?

The Widowed
06-22-2006, 06:46 PM
Do you know how many little kid shows there are?

Uhm... The Koala Bros, The Doodlebops, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Oobi, Maisy, Oswald, The Little Einsteins, Blue's Clues, Dora the Explorer, Pinky Dinky Doo, The Backyardigans, Franklin, Little Bear, Jojo's Circus, Charlie and Lola, Stanley, Higgleytown Heroes...

Freakin multi-million dollar industry.
Is The Big, Comfy Couch still on the air? I remember seeing that one at McDonald's back around 1996 or '97, and I still remember the one episode where Loonette brought a caterpillar inside thinking that she was going to raise it as a pet, and the caterpillar died, so she had to put the caterpillar in a matchbox and bury it while singing some song about saying goodbye....

I have to hand it to The Big, Comfy Couch. Any children's show that even dares to touch a taboo-yet-uncomfortably-inevitable topic like death scores big points in my book. :thumbup:

Knightward
06-22-2006, 07:22 PM
I tried to watch the video at the start of this thread but... it was too scary.

*curls into a ball and hides in the corner*

:look:

Athyna
06-22-2006, 07:39 PM
Is The Big, Comfy Couch still on the air? I remember seeing that one at McDonald's back around 1996 or '97, and I still remember the one episode where Loonette brought a caterpillar inside thinking that she was going to raise it as a pet, and the caterpillar died, so she had to put the caterpillar in a matchbox and bury it while singing some song about saying goodbye....

I have to hand it to The Big, Comfy Couch. Any children's show that even dares to touch a taboo-yet-uncomfortably-inevitable topic like death scores big points in my book. :thumbup:


I think so. It's a PBS show. And that show always struck me as slightly pedophilic. I mean, a grown woman... dressed like a doll... doing gymnastic type moves?

Creepy.

The Widowed
06-22-2006, 07:44 PM
I think so. It's a PBS show. And that show always struck me as slightly pedophilic. I mean, a grown woman... dressed like a doll... doing gymnastic type moves?

Creepy.
You must be referring to that clock stretch she did. :D

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 07:51 PM
She's only like 15 I thought?

Astartus
06-22-2006, 08:02 PM
Damn, change your avatar....i scared the hell out of me

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 08:07 PM
That's her saying that, "the cake could end up crazy..."

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 08:10 PM
(Ziggy)

Hot pile on the candy it's such a pretty sight it makes the food taste
dandy but my tummy hurts all night

(Stingy)
I'll put in some ingredients but keep the rest for me
I'm not just disobediant I'm careful can't you see

(Stephanie)

I'ts a piece of cake
to bake a pretty cake if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the book you know you can't be lazy
never use a messy recipe the cake would end up crazy
if you do it by the book then you'll have a cake
we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
finally it's time to make a cake

(Pixel)

Making food is just like science with tools that blend and baste
every fun appliance gives the food a different taste

(Stephanie)

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the book you know you can't be lazy
never use a messy recipe the cake will end up crazy
if you do the cooking by the book then you'll have a cake
we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
finally it's time to make a cake
we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
finally it's time to make a (you gotta do the cooking by the book) cake

The Widowed
06-22-2006, 08:18 PM
You actually know the puppet's names? :look:

I don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed.

Krypto
06-22-2006, 08:24 PM
Love divided by zero? :eyebrow:

Exactly. That is my affection level of Sera. And since it's impossible to divide by zero, me having affection for Sera, is impossible.

Sebastian Kain
06-22-2006, 08:27 PM
Exactly. That is my affection level of Sera. And since it's impossible to divide by zero, me having affection for Sera, is impossible.

LOL! Sorry that was funny to me.

Carry on.

The Widowed
06-22-2006, 08:28 PM
Cryo and I love Sera just fine. :D

Athyna
06-22-2006, 09:50 PM
She's only like 15 I thought?


Stephanie or Comfy Couch chic? Cause I thought Stef was a kid but that chick on Comfy Couch is like... I dunno... probably in her 20's or 30's by now.

Apollinaris
06-22-2006, 10:07 PM
http://ultimatesuffering.ytmnd.com/

Yes, it's YTMND. It's clean, you'll probably chuckle. This one's a flash so it'll work in Mozilla if you've got the flash plugin.

The Widowed
06-22-2006, 10:11 PM
Stephanie or Comfy Couch chic? Cause I thought Stef was a kid but that chick on Comfy Couch is like... I dunno... probably in her 20's or 30's by now.
Alyson Court. I think she's 32 now, but she was 19 or 20 back when she started with the Big Comfy Couch back in 1993-ish. :D

AfterglowNoMore
06-22-2006, 10:15 PM
Sadly, due to all the posts about this show, I finally sat down and watched the show, and it was surprisingly entertaining. I'm ashamed of myself, but those songs are too damn catchy.

Moon Jump
06-22-2006, 10:45 PM
After all the YTMND's and 4Chan crap I started to watch the show too. It'd be more fun if I was younger. The songs are alright and I think the guy who plays Robby is hillarious. I think that might be the same guy who played Jay Leno in that "Late Night Wars" TV Movie. That guy's chin is huge.

I first saw an ad for the show on one of the bus's in Disney World last year. It had a picture of Sportacus and it said the guy who played him was a world champion gymnast.

They say the girl that plays Steph is 15 and the costume and the makeup make her look younger. I'd still wait till he's 18, she's friggen cute! :naughty:

I still think this song is the best on the show, enjoy.

Lazy Town, You Are a Pirate! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0yI2MQf8Tk)

Valcarde
06-22-2006, 11:17 PM
http://ultimatesuffering.ytmnd.com/

Yes, it's YTMND. It's clean, you'll probably chuckle. This one's a flash so it'll work in Mozilla if you've got the flash plugin.

Bwaaa ahahhahahaha! :D

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 11:25 PM
I saw Pirate awhile back. I could totally mosh to a techno remix at a party drinking some Captain Morgan.

Kinetix
06-22-2006, 11:26 PM
Guys...this is a show for 3 year olds... I can't believe you're sitting down and honestly watching this for entertainment.

Oh, and she isn't too cute without the pink hair.

The Freudian Slip
06-22-2006, 11:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm1Iufn_0Zc&mode=related&search=

AfterglowNoMore
06-22-2006, 11:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgmBO-ba6Nk&search=lazytown
Here's here when she looks normal, I don't think it's entirely the makeup that makes her look younger than she is.

Got
06-23-2006, 12:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgmBO-ba6Nk&search=lazytown
Here's here when she looks normal, I don't think it's entirely the makeup that makes her look younger than she is.
"It's where Reagan had the summit with Gorbachev."
"Riiiight..."

Athyna
06-23-2006, 12:56 AM
She's so darn petite.

Too petite to be allowed to live!

suburbanhell
06-23-2006, 01:24 AM
Guys...this is a show for 3 year olds... I can't believe you're sitting down and honestly watching this for entertainment.

QFMFT! Jesus Christ.

UnSub
06-23-2006, 01:33 AM
My boy loves Boo-Bah. I've seen more of it than I should ever have. It's starting to make sense to me.

To anyone else it just looks like someone filmed what the Teletubbies saw when they had an acid trip, but me, I see the truth. I know what the Boo-Bahs are all about.

Krypto
06-23-2006, 01:33 AM
QFMFT! Jesus Christ.

Seriously.

Bitter Babe
06-23-2006, 01:35 AM
I just am scared people are drooling over a little girl, she's 15 people. The only people who should be drooling over her are 14-15 year old boys, not guys over 18

The Freudian Slip
06-23-2006, 01:35 AM
Seriously.

*fap fap fap*

suburbanhell
06-23-2006, 01:35 AM
Not for nothing but she's still a freakin CHILD. Only like.... Joe should be the only one interested in this chick as much as some people here are.

UnSub
06-23-2006, 01:40 AM
Not for nothing but she's still a freakin CHILD. Only like.... Joe should be the only one interested in this chick as much as some people here are.

It's okay to recognise her as being attractive; it's wrong to do anything about that impulse.

Example: Natalie Portman in "The Professional" aka "Leon". Thought she was completely stunning, didn't go writing letters to her to tell her I thought so. Hence, I'm fine.

Also... can we drop the "Joe is a pedophile" thing? It's the kind of joke that is one day going to seriously backfire.

Bitter Babe
06-23-2006, 01:41 AM
I dont see Joe complaining about that joke and until he does I think it can be used

suburbanhell
06-23-2006, 01:42 AM
Also... can we drop the "Joe is a pedophile" thing? It's the kind of joke that is one day going to seriously backfire.

Joe... STARTED that joke. If he's ok with it then so should the rest of us. We all KNOW he's not really a Pedo...I don't think. :notme:

UnSub
06-23-2006, 01:56 AM
Joe... STARTED that joke. If he's ok with it then so should the rest of us. We all KNOW he's not really a Pedo...I don't think. :notme:

I know he started it, but:

1) it pops up all the time and isn't (imo) funny any more
2) the fact it touches on the gay=pedo link is pretty ugly and probably a disincentive for any other people to say if they are gay or not
3) it's also the kind of joke that can be misunderstood and then it ends up with Joe on a special watch list for the rest of his life <b><- slight exaggeration, but you get my point</b>

This is just my opinion, of course, but I understand how a group joke can start off funny and end up a millstone around someone's neck.

Bitter Babe
06-23-2006, 01:59 AM
Umm...I think you are reading way too much into it. I doubt a joke about Joe is going to stop being from saying they are gay or not. I don't give a damn if someone is gay or not and it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with being gay since pedophiles can like little girls too. This conversation started about 15 year old girl, not boy.

AfterglowNoMore
06-23-2006, 02:13 AM
I just am scared people are drooling over a little girl, she's 15 people. The only people who should be drooling over her are 14-15 year old boys, not guys over 18
Gotta agree with you there. It's one thing to watch the show for entertainment value, or you're amazed by how ridiculous it is. It's another thing to watch it for T&A purposes.

suburbanhell
06-23-2006, 02:14 AM
Gotta agree with you there. It's one thing to watch the show for entertainment value, or you're amazed by how ridiculous it is. It's another thing to watch it for T&A purposes.

QFT Part Deux.

Xielos
06-23-2006, 02:15 AM
Shes cute in a little sistery way, thats about it.

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 02:22 AM
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5967/integrity5cx.jpg

Bitter Babe
06-23-2006, 02:23 AM
Lmao

suburbanhell
06-23-2006, 02:23 AM
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5967/integrity5cx.jpg

Best.
Post.
Ever.

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 02:26 AM
Well, I do love making charts and graphs.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9725/cryo2qo.gif

suburbanhell
06-23-2006, 02:29 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA That's awesome.

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 02:30 AM
Note: Percentages not exact, approximations assumed.

Seraphim
06-23-2006, 02:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgmBO-ba6Nk&search=lazytown
Here's here when she looks normal, I don't think it's entirely the makeup that makes her look younger than she is.
Her skirt is so awesome.

The Freudian Slip
06-23-2006, 03:14 AM
Sometimes, when she says, "You know you can't be lazy", I pretend she's turning around passionately to look me in the face and saying it as way of meaning, "Don't stop. Keep going."

Seraphim
06-23-2006, 03:19 AM
Sometimes, when she says, "You know you can't be lazy", I pretend she's turning around passionately to look me in the face and saying it as way of meaning, "Don't stop. Keep going."
Yeah... you might want to have that checked out...

sheld0n
06-23-2006, 03:21 AM
Mind as well post that in the confessional, huh? :p

AfterglowNoMore
06-23-2006, 03:26 AM
Sometimes, when she says, "You know you can't be lazy", I pretend she's turning around passionately to look me in the face and saying it as way of meaning, "Don't stop. Keep going."
So... does this make Slip the new Joe?

suburbanhell
06-23-2006, 03:27 AM
So... does this make Slip the new Joe?


ped·o·phile (n.) - An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children.

a·dult (n.) - One who has attained maturity or legal age.

child (n.) / pl. chil·dren - A person between birth and puberty.


It would seem so...

Plasma Wisp
06-23-2006, 04:31 AM
You guys... seriously need help.


Especially you TopHat.

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 04:59 AM
TopHat didn't post in this thread at all....

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 05:12 AM
She's not as innocent as you may think!

http://stephaniefinger.ytmnd.com/

GASP!

sheld0n
06-23-2006, 05:43 AM
That's her index finger, Kin. :p

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 05:54 AM
haha, so it is!

Seadevil
06-23-2006, 06:08 AM
I've read through this entire thread.

Pedophilia's runnin' wild here on Guru.

Seraphim
06-23-2006, 06:18 AM
I've read through this entire thread.

Pedophilia's runnin' wild here on Guru.
I'll call the Pedophilia catcher! He's so gonna end up in the pound!

Seadevil
06-23-2006, 06:24 AM
I'll call the Pedophilia catcher! He's so gonna end up in the pound!

I'd make a joke about Joe right now, but it's been done.

And I don't want Joe to knife me. :chuckle:

Got
06-23-2006, 06:43 AM
My usually sharp-as-a-bean irony meter can't tell what the hell is going on in this thread anymore.

Solos
06-23-2006, 07:46 AM
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4673/lazytown2qu.jpg

And that's all i have to say about this thread.

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 07:47 AM
Hahahahah Woooooow

Krypto
06-23-2006, 07:50 AM
And you guys thought the Jiggly Thread was bad >.<

Knightward
06-23-2006, 07:52 AM
This is all I'm gonna say about all this. Friggin pedophilia. :barf:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h305/Knightward/f5592c33.jpg

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 07:52 AM
What the hell is that?

Solos
06-23-2006, 07:52 AM
What the hell is going on there? Disabled alien rape?

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 07:54 AM
*sniff sniff* Is that? *sniff* Is that a thread lock I smell? *sniff*

Cryogentic
06-23-2006, 08:16 AM
Well, I do love making charts and graphs.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9725/cryo2qo.gif

Percentages are all wrong :(

Krypto
06-23-2006, 08:41 AM
Stephanie says "Fuck you!" to all you dirty pedophiles.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/SVTBert/MFinger.jpg

Krypto
06-23-2006, 08:42 AM
Percentages are all wrong :(

You're right, the bright pink area should be a lot bigger.

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 09:20 AM
Purple smaller, pink a bit larger and blue and aqua about equal.

suburbanhell
06-23-2006, 10:02 AM
And you guys thought the Jiggly Thread was bad >.<

Honestly, at least these are fully developed:

http://imageserver3.textamerica.com/user.images.x/13/IMG_367213/_0409/T520060409141920199.jpg

The Freudian Slip
06-23-2006, 11:43 AM
Bah, she's only 4 years younger than me.

suburbanhell
06-23-2006, 12:31 PM
Bah, she's only 4 years younger than me.

And still a MINOR.

Seraphim
06-23-2006, 02:46 PM
Purple smaller, pink a bit larger and blue and aqua about equal.
Blue? *slowclaps*

MikeKAY
06-23-2006, 03:02 PM
This thread bothers me more then it should but I seriously can't shake the impression that it passed "inappropriate" a long time ago and now resides squarely in "completely fucked up." I can see making a joke out of it (Though I'm not amused. At all.) a lot of these posts are out of line. Not to mention more then enough to close this thing.

That however, I leave up to the Administration.

As parting words, she doesn't do a damn thing for me. My taste for fully developed women makes me wonder what the fuck you are all on about. That is all.

Malibu Sally
06-23-2006, 05:29 PM
I notice that the hubub over Stephanie has masked the REAL danger of this video. Note how it repeats over and over to not deviate from the recipe one iota. Talk about suppressing creativity and uniqueness. This video is all about blind obedience to authority and never questioning anything as you goose-step your way through the baking process. :P ;)

razoras
06-23-2006, 05:45 PM
And still a MINOR. When she hits 16, she's legal in more than half the USA and most of the countries in the world :P

Seriously, though, I don't think the humor comes from the pedophile-funny side as much as "innocent little children's show being turned into a perversion" funny. Just like when Falwell or Robertson called Tinkeewinky gay. It became a joke because it's a kids show, not necessarily that Tinkeewinky might seem gay.

In other words, it's funny to try to turn innocent things into something dirty. It always has, always will be. Usually doing so means toeing the line between appropriate and inappropriate.

AfterglowNoMore
06-23-2006, 06:19 PM
Ok guys, keep it away from pedophilia. I know that this forum isn't known for having the cleanest sense of humor, but some of this is kinda sick. Any more "fapping" or comments of a pedophilic nature in thi thread and it's getting closed.

Krypto
06-23-2006, 06:29 PM
Honestly, at least these are fully developed:

http://imageserver3.textamerica.com/user.images.x/13/IMG_367213/_0409/T520060409141920199.jpg

Afterglow is right. More of these please! :D

Grae Knight
06-23-2006, 06:30 PM
Yeah! And I'm with Power Girl's Boobs too!!

AfterglowNoMore
06-23-2006, 06:31 PM
Afterglow is right. More of these please! :D
I may have to quote that in my sig. :D

Blackbat
06-23-2006, 06:32 PM
You know this is the first time I've looked in this thread. I figured a thread about baking a cake couldn't be all that bad. Boy was I wrong.

Kinetix
06-23-2006, 06:32 PM
Blue? *slowclaps*

I guess it's leaning on the purple side?

MikeKAY
06-23-2006, 06:50 PM
You know this is the first time I've looked in this thread. I figured a thread about baking a cake couldn't be all that bad. Boy was I wrong.

Oddly enough, I thought the exact same thing. That was the first time I looked at this thread 'cause I expected it to be a perfectly innocent.

Grae Knight
06-23-2006, 06:50 PM
Honestly, at least these are fully developed:

http://imageserver3.textamerica.com/user.images.x/13/IMG_367213/_0409/T520060409141920199.jpg

Had to quote this, wanted to look at it again.

Krypto
06-23-2006, 09:36 PM
Honestly, at least these are fully developed:

http://imageserver3.textamerica.com/user.images.x/13/IMG_367213/_0409/T520060409141920199.jpg

Aaaaand once more. :lol:

Seraphim
06-23-2006, 09:47 PM
Oddly enough, I thought the exact same thing. That was the first time I looked at this thread 'cause I expected it to be a perfectly innocent.
It was suppossed to be. I over-estimated krypto and krew :p

Krypto
06-23-2006, 09:49 PM
Come on, I make granny porn jokes. But that's all it is for me, jokes. I certainly hope no one else is being serious about it.

razoras
06-23-2006, 10:06 PM
Here's a photo that I took of Darknesse (http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/48/eb/12_1.JPG) before we did our "Playful in Paragon" shoot.
http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/48/eb/12_1.JPG

Just so the ladies have something to look at. I'm not sure it's fair to keep posting the picture of the huge jugs.

Disclaimer: Darknesse did not conceive any children with his hot wife prior to or duirng this photograph.

Athyna
06-23-2006, 10:06 PM
Come on, I make granny porn jokes. But that's all it is for me, jokes. I certainly hope no one else is being serious about it.


As a mom with several little ones (and one that isn't so little... two if you count the hubby), that's all I thought this was. I'm going to be honest here, I read this thread and then showed a pic of her in the pink wig to my oldest, he wasn't impressed. Showed him the pic of her without the wig, he can't wait till she's 16. He's 16. She's one year younger than he is. That seems normal for him to think she's hot.

And you know what else, she is cute. The same kind of cute in many child actors where you think "Wow, s/he's gonna be hot one day." Which, interestingly enough, I thought Mary Kate and Ashley looked like a monkey on Full House. Damn, ugly baby.

Anyway. No, It's seems more like some people who are close to her age think she is hot, and to them, being close to her age, she probably is. Sorry but I think the whole pedophilia thing was actually an afterthought that took off on it's own and will now haunt you all!

razoras
06-23-2006, 10:08 PM
By the way, this is me at the same calendar shoot (http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_027.jpg).

The Widowed
06-23-2006, 10:22 PM
...I thought Mary Kate and Ashley looked like a monkey on Full House.
You mean they don't look like monkeys anymore? I swear, the puffy bags under either one's eyes look like they could hold food for days.... :lol:

Athyna
06-23-2006, 10:25 PM
Haven't really paid much attention to the little monk... err... girls lately.

razoras
06-23-2006, 10:26 PM
Let's leave it at this. They had potential. I was one of many high schoolers who noticed their run of kiddies movies sitting on the shelves of the local movie rental place and went, "I can't wait till they are 18! They'll turn out so hot!"

I was wrong, so wrong. They are freaking HIDEOUS!

I was right about Christina and Britney, though.

Blackbat
06-23-2006, 10:43 PM
Here's a photo that I took of Darknesse (http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/48/eb/12_1.JPG) before we did our "Playful in Paragon" shoot.

Just so the ladies have something to look at. I'm not sure it's fair to keep posting the picture of the huge jugs.

Disclaimer: Darknesse did not conceive any children with his hot wife prior to or duirng this photograph.

So wrong...

The Freudian Slip
06-24-2006, 01:27 AM
Woot! My girlfriend has agreed to wear the Stephanie costume upon it's purchase! My Lazy Town Pleasure Paradise is almost complete!

http://www.lazytown.com/media/album/Behind-the-Scenes/gallery/LazyTown_0034.JPG
PLUS
http://skepdic.com/graphics/freud.jpg
EQUALS
http://buttonstore.com/images/SM3S1big.gif


P.S. She also agreed to quote the cake song.

suburbanhell
06-24-2006, 01:51 AM
This thread is officially the most demented thing ever to come out of gurucreation...

Bitter Babe
06-24-2006, 01:52 AM
There are so many better costumes out there that she could wear

suburbanhell
06-24-2006, 01:58 AM
There are so many better costumes out there that she could wear

See also:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106464.jpg

http://www.lalalingerie.com/prodimages/wonderalice.jpg

http://www.lalalingerie.com/prodimages/blackcop.jpg

http://www.lalalingerie.com/prodimages/corsetmaid.jpg

The Freudian Slip
06-24-2006, 02:05 AM
Come on Burbs...that's just nerdy.

Bitter Babe
06-24-2006, 02:06 AM
You have a fucked up sense of what is good looking

suburbanhell
06-24-2006, 02:09 AM
Come on Burbs...that's just nerdy.

If me thinking



http://www.lalalingerie.com/prodimages/wonderalice.jpg > http://www.lazytown.com/media/album/Behind-the-Scenes/gallery/LazyTown_0034.JPG

Then call me a nerd. At least I know that little girls shouldn't be on adult minds.

The Freudian Slip
06-24-2006, 02:16 AM
Honestly, it's just the pink wig(probably something having to do with Natalie Portman) and the thought of my girlfriend filling out that dress/skirt thing she wears that makes me go, ZOMG.


Well, that and her perfect, untouched skin...

...nubile body...

...untampered innocence...

Alright, alright, I'm just kiddin'...I was just trying to see if I could get this thread locked for pediophillia.

Seadevil
06-24-2006, 02:17 AM
If me thinking



http://www.lalalingerie.com/prodimages/wonderalice.jpg > http://www.lazytown.com/media/album/Behind-the-Scenes/gallery/LazyTown_0034.JPG

Then call me a nerd. At least I know that little girls shouldn't be on adult minds.

*agress wholeheartedly*

And, taking away all the Superman stuff, that first chick is hot as hell.

Athyna
06-24-2006, 03:03 AM
Honestly, it's just the pink wig(probably something having to do with Natalie Portman) and the thought of my girlfriend filling out that dress/skirt thing she wears that makes me go, ZOMG.


Really?

Gonna post pics of your girlfriend in the pink wig?

Seraphim
06-24-2006, 03:51 AM
Honestly, it's just the pink wig(probably something having to do with Natalie Portman) and the thought of my girlfriend filling out that dress/skirt thing she wears that makes me go, ZOMG.

Screw wigs :p Cupcake Pink (http://www.amphigory.com/se_cupcake_pink.html) is what she needs.

Kinetix
06-24-2006, 04:33 AM
Screw wigs :p Cupcake Pink (http://www.amphigory.com/se_cupcake_pink.html) is what she needs.

God those chicks are trashy looking. Blech!

AfterglowNoMore
06-24-2006, 05:25 AM
I now that this is completley off topic, but has anyone tried to make Sportacus in the game?

Malibu Sally
06-24-2006, 05:27 AM
I now that this is completley off topic, but has anyone tried to make Sportacus in the game?
And incite Lazy Town to sue Cryptic and NCSoft? :shinner:

AfterglowNoMore
06-24-2006, 05:34 AM
And incite Lazy Town to sue Cryptic and NCSoft? :shinner:
Well... yeah.

Krypto
06-24-2006, 05:47 AM
Sporticus, and a little Stephanie sidekick, how cute. :p

Solos
06-24-2006, 12:45 PM
As a mom with several little ones (and one that isn't so little... two if you count the hubby), that's all I thought this was. I'm going to be honest here, I read this thread and then showed a pic of her in the pink wig to my oldest, he wasn't impressed. Showed him the pic of her without the wig, he can't wait till she's 16. He's 16. She's one year younger than he is. That seems normal for him to think she's hot.

To me that is the best thing in this thread:

"Hey, Timmy!"
"What mom?"
"Come and look at these pictured of a 15 year old girl and tell me which you think she is hottest in." :naughty:

Athyna
06-24-2006, 06:06 PM
To me that is the best thing in this thread:

"Hey, Timmy!"
"What mom?"
"Come and look at these pictured of a 15 year old girl and tell me which you think she is hottest in." :naughty:


"Jonathan!"

"What?"

"C'mere. I want to show you something."

"Man, what the hell? Like I ain't got nothin better to do?"

"Done bitchin?"

"Yeah."

*Jonathan looks at screen*

"Eh..."

"Here's what she looks like without the pink stuff."

"Oh. Damn! I'd..."

"Shut up. Watch your language."

"But mom! She's..."

"Go away. Never mind."

Snakebite
06-24-2006, 06:14 PM
Ok you are all sick...*goes back to watching downloaded cartoons from the 80's and early 90's*

8 Ball
06-24-2006, 06:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgmBO-ba6Nk&search=lazytown
Here's here when she looks normal, I don't think it's entirely the makeup that makes her look younger than she is.


Anyone else disgusted by the fact Tony Danza has a daytime talk show?

Knightward
06-24-2006, 06:38 PM
Athyna wins the Awesome Mom award. Congratulations.

Kinetix
06-24-2006, 06:43 PM
Anyone else disgusted by the fact Tony Danza has a daytime talk show?

Well, he IS the boss,

The Freudian Slip
06-24-2006, 09:28 PM
Really?

Gonna post pics of your girlfriend in the pink wig?

Sure will. There's a few pics of her in the RL Pic Thread. I have a great one of her, too. She got really drunk, and at my dorms there are pawprint stickers on the walls leading up the RA's room(our mascot is a Saluki doh...hence the paws). So she grabbed two stickers and wore them around as pasties. Pretty hot picx0rz.

AfterglowNoMore
06-24-2006, 11:55 PM
Anyone else disgusted by the fact Tony Danza has a daytime talk show?
Luckily it's been canceled.

Krypto
06-25-2006, 12:03 AM
She's really pretty without all that makeup. I feel bad about the jokes now. :p

Moon Jump
06-25-2006, 03:05 AM
I like how he mentions to a 15 YEAR OLD about Gorby, like she's going to say, "YEAH! I remember that!" And the question about global warming...in ICELAND. Now you know why his show only lasted two seasons.

She's much cuter without the makeup. I hope she does well as an actress. Gotta support a fellow New Yorker!

Krypto
06-25-2006, 03:56 AM
And the question about global warming...in ICELAND.What about Iceland?

The Freudian Slip
06-25-2006, 01:31 PM
Luckily it's been canceled.

No more EXTRAVADANZA!?

Got
06-25-2006, 02:20 PM
Being British I don't really know who the hell Tony Danza is but he reminds me of Spinner Dunn in Death To Smoochy.

Meltman
06-25-2006, 03:29 PM
Being British I don't really know who the hell Tony Danza is but he reminds me of Spinner Dunn in Death To Smoochy.

Oh, that's right. You guys had your own version of Who's the Boss...

Moon Jump
06-25-2006, 05:31 PM
Being British I don't really know who the hell Tony Danza is but he reminds me of Spinner Dunn in Death To Smoochy.

I loved that movie, I really should pick up the DVD. It was an awesome dark comedy.

"Don't you know who I am?! I'M RAINBOW FUCKING RANDAL!!!" :lol:

Got
06-25-2006, 07:18 PM
Oh, that's right. You guys had your own version of Who's the Boss...
Really? Did it have Margaret Thatcher in it?

Meltman
06-26-2006, 12:05 PM
Really? Did it have Margaret Thatcher in it?

It was called The Upper Hand when it was adapted. Starred Joe McGann, Diana Weston, Honor Blackman. Heard of any of them?

Got
06-26-2006, 01:55 PM
It was called The Upper Hand when it was adapted. Starred Joe McGann, Diana Weston, Honor Blackman. Heard of any of them?
I have no idea who any of them are. Except Pussy Galore, of course. Sounds shit.

Meltman
06-26-2006, 01:57 PM
Apparently it ran for 6 seasons over there.

UnSub
06-27-2006, 01:46 AM
I've seen it. It's about the same level of successful humour as "Who's the Boss?", which means it's completely bland, completely safe and therefore popular with the masses.

Solos
06-28-2006, 10:29 PM
So i was messing about with the costume creator and decided to give Stephanie a go. I zone into Outbreak and get unintentional hilarity.
http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/5703/screenshot200606282221489na.jpg

Athyna
06-30-2006, 08:31 PM
That is so many levels of wrong...

Masked Revenger
06-30-2006, 09:01 PM
Has anyone bothered to make Sporticus in game yet?

Chris

Kinetix
07-01-2006, 12:54 AM
I don't think it's really important to anyone...

The Freudian Slip
08-01-2006, 02:56 PM
I WIN!

http://photos-507.facebook.com/ip004/v37/73/121/37606448/n37606448_30770507_6543.jpg

razoras
08-01-2006, 04:25 PM
Glee!

>_>



<_<;


Where is that taken? Are those more wigs on the wall?

The Freudian Slip
08-01-2006, 04:55 PM
Glee!

>_>



<_<;


Where is that taken? Are those more wigs on the wall?

I work in a big party supplies/Halloween store. I put up all the pics we took trying on wigs and costumes here (http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158063&postcount=2211)

Krypto
08-01-2006, 07:36 PM
You don't win until you get her to put a shoe on her head.

8 Ball
08-01-2006, 09:05 PM
You don't win until you get her to put a shoe on her head.


You spend wayyyyy too much time on YTMND....not that I have a clue what you're talking about :notme: .

Seraphim
08-01-2006, 09:35 PM
I WIN!

http://photos-507.facebook.com/ip004/v37/73/121/37606448/n37606448_30770507_6543.jpg
You totally win :P She should go pink for reals though :)

Dr Jack Wolfe
08-01-2006, 09:46 PM
That little pink dress is gonna be awful tight.....you win.

Seraphim
08-01-2006, 09:51 PM
That little pink dress is gonna be awful tight.....you win.
I dont' gotta worry about that particular problem :)