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Stan Walker
06-18-2006, 02:52 AM
yeah had one of those goofy nights creativity struck me in a different way..so you all get to deal with it.


The GURU Blitz (performed to BLue Oyster Cults Barroom Blitz)


Are you ready, Frost? Aha.
Krypto? Yeah! Larke? OK.
Alright, Guru’s, let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see SK in the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And Gogo’s in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

Oh, yeah, Chain was like lightning, Charon was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And then Xan was in the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a GURU blitz
And then ‘Mina in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a GURU blitz
GURU blitz, GURU blitz, GURU blitz
GURU blitz

I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now Yin’s in the back
And he’s ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And The Widowed in the corner is everyone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah, EB was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause Poison stopped them from breathing

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And then Stan in the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a GURU blitz
And Sally’s the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a GURU blitz
GURU blitz, GURU blitz, GURU blitz
GURU blitz

Oh yeah, Blue Bolt was like lightning, Kinetix was frightening
And the music was soothing, and T!M started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the Grae Knight was in the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a GURU blitz
And Empyreal was in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a GURU blitz
GURU blitz, GURU blitz, GURU blitz
GURU blitz

It is the GURU blitz, it's it's the Guru blitz
It is the GURU blitz, yeah, it's the GURU blitz

Krypto
06-18-2006, 02:57 AM
Hah! That's pretty good, Stan.

Joe Schmoe
06-18-2006, 03:00 AM
That was kick ass. :lol:

MaligneFamily
06-18-2006, 03:00 AM
Skank I'm not in this... like always.

Stan Walker
06-18-2006, 03:01 AM
Skank I'm not in this... like always.


Its difficult to get lord paragon to fit..i tried it on frightening it didnt pop right..dont worry if this is well recieved ill do another :)

Valcarde
06-18-2006, 03:04 AM
Is good.
:grr:

However, you are incorrect: Ballroom Blitz is a song written by Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman for the glam-rock band The Sweet in 1973. It appeared on their 1974 album Desolation Boulevard. As far I saw, it has never been recorded by BOC.

TroubleWolf
06-18-2006, 03:05 AM
I <3 that song.

MaligneFamily
06-18-2006, 03:05 AM
Lordy... :P

Stan Walker
06-18-2006, 03:07 AM
I <3 that song.

me too bro i try to play it every time i do a show

MaligneFamily
06-18-2006, 03:08 AM
I love Sweet.

TroubleWolf
06-18-2006, 03:09 AM
me too bro i try to play it every time i do a show
You play gigs in the StL area? I would totally roadtrip up to see that.

Chain Lightning
06-18-2006, 03:18 AM
That was really sweet Stan.

Krokus also did a nice cover of it in the 80's

Stan Walker
06-18-2006, 03:31 AM
You play gigs in the StL area? I would totally roadtrip up to see that.

i used too about 4 years ago no im talking about my radio show on www.radioguruonline.com

suburbanhell
06-18-2006, 03:36 AM
yeah had one of those goofy nights creativity struck me in a different way..so you all get to deal with it.


The GURU Blitz (performed to BLue Oyster Cults Barroom Blitz)


Are you ready, Frost? Aha.
Krypto? Yeah! Larke? OK.
Alright, Guru’s, let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see SK in the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And Gogo’s in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

Oh, yeah, Chain was like lightning, Charon was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And then Xan was in the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a GURU blitz
And then ‘Mina in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a GURU blitz
GURU blitz, GURU blitz, GURU blitz
GURU blitz

I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now Yin’s in the back
And he’s ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And The Widowed in the corner is everyone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah, EB was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause Poison stopped them from breathing

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And then Stan in the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a GURU blitz
And Sally’s the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a GURU blitz
GURU blitz, GURU blitz, GURU blitz
GURU blitz

Oh yeah, Blue Bolt was like lightning, Kinetix was frightening
And the music was soothing, and T!M started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the Grae Knight was in the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a GURU blitz
And Empyreal was in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a GURU blitz
GURU blitz, GURU blitz, GURU blitz
GURU blitz

It is the GURU blitz, it's it's the Guru blitz
It is the GURU blitz, yeah, it's the GURU blitz

You should record that up for Radio Guru.

TroubleWolf
06-18-2006, 03:36 AM
i used too about 4 years ago no im talking about my radio show on www.radioguruonline.com
Ah, I see. Damn, thought I had a reason to go to StL.

suburbanhell
06-18-2006, 03:37 AM
No but now you have a reason to tune in to www.radioguruonline.com every Monday from 5-7:30pm. :thumbup:

TroubleWolf
06-18-2006, 03:38 AM
Who's DJing right now?

suburbanhell
06-18-2006, 03:40 AM
Kin usually is on 9-12 on Saturdays so he's got about 20 mins left.

TroubleWolf
06-18-2006, 03:41 AM
This is a great song. Best version of 99 Red Ballons ever.

Valcarde
06-18-2006, 03:51 AM
This is a great song. Best version of 99 Red Ballons ever.

Considering what song it is, this hardly seems like an achievement. :P

Stan Walker
06-18-2006, 04:09 AM
Considering what song it is, this hardly seems like an achievement. :P


*Punts Valcarde for squashing my fun idea :P*


Ill work on getting it recorded Burbs i cant sing that high though..i know someone who can..Wolf your welcome to come hang and break beer with me anytime bro..and dont miss my show :) check the site itll tell ya when im on course you can always just stay tuned in i love that station though im biased :)

WingedAvenger
06-18-2006, 04:48 AM
However, you are incorrect: Ballroom Blitz is a song written by Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman for the glam-rock band The Sweet in 1973. It appeared on their 1974 album Desolation Boulevard. As far I saw, it has never been recorded by BOC.Yeah, but Tia Carrera also sang it too, and that's all I care about... :cool:

Poison
06-18-2006, 07:08 AM
I really didn't know "Ballroom Blitz was by the Blue Oysters... I only know the version from Wayne's World, where Tia Carrere sings.
But very cool lyrics, Stan. Well done. :D

Valcarde
06-18-2006, 07:07 PM
I really didn't know "Ballroom Blitz was by the Blue Oysters... I only know the version from Wayne's World, where Tia Carrere sings.
But very cool lyrics, Stan. Well done. :D

See my post, Poison?
It never was done by the Blue Oyster cult :chuckle:

Gaia
06-19-2006, 12:27 AM
That was great Stan :)
Now you're inspiring me to finish The Sounds of Violence.

Poison
06-19-2006, 06:39 AM
See my post, Poison?
It never was done by the Blue Oyster cult :chuckle: No, I ignored it on purpose so I could post trash. :look:
Actually, I oversaw it... :|