I declare this week to be Chris Week!

[The Widowed]

Okay, so we're already a day or two into this week. Bite me. It still ends at midnight between the 17th and the 18th anyway, which is enough time for some good-natured jeering. :D

As Sally has pointed out recently...well, it's one of those things that everybody notices but nobody mentions. It stands out, it can be deemed a little bit annoying by its sheer lack of necessity but nobody bothers with it because it's not really harming anything...much like that odd-looking green vase which sits in the bathroom window for years without anybody moving it. But we all know how Masked Revenger habitually signs off on his posts with "Chris" for some reason or another, even if the posts only consists of three words or so. Perhaps he doesn't trust us to remember his identity from post to post, perhaps it is simply a deliberate quirk applied to give himself a unique sort of style. It doesn't matter, really; It's just a name and it just sits there. And we've pretty much ignored it up until now. :think:

And, ever since Sally brought mention of it slamming into the forums' eyeball within the past few days, I got to thinking last night. "You know what? That funny, unique little habit is just begging to be parodied, perhaps even on a forumwide scale...."

And so I introduce Chris Week. Seeing as this wouldn't be the first "tailor your posts, signature or avatar to suit a certain theme" fad which has ever come across these forums, you should already know what to do. :cool:

Chris

[AfterglowNoMore]

This is ridiculous even for us. :D

Chris

[Xanatos]

Widowed, you are the most delightful anally retentive person I know :D

Chris

[The Widowed]

Thank you, Glow. Thank you, Xan. Thank you to all my loving fans.

Hey! That almost rhymed....

Chris

[Sebastian Kain]

Oh Dear God..

Chris

[Valcarde]

You still have too much time on your hands.

Chris

[Krypto]

I don't think MR will be too happy about this.

Chris

[The Widowed]

Uh oh! Silentkilla forgot to say the magic word....

Chris

[The Widowed]

I don't think MR will be too happy about this.

Chris
Oh, he'll be ecstatic with all the attention. Trust me. :D

Chris

[Solario]

The funny thing is I'm actually not lying.

-Chr!s

(See, a twofer!)

[Sebastian Kain]

Oh Dear God..

Chris


....

Chris

[The Widowed]

Heh heh! SK fixed it, I see....

Chris

[ShadowSoldier]

I'm just wondering why someone feels to need to type a signature each post when there's a recurring signature on every post....

Chris

[sheld0n]

Maybe he does it as an excercise to prevent him from forgetting his name? :think:

Chris

[The Widowed]

I'm just wondering why someone feels to need to type a signature each post when there's a recurring signature on every post....
Hmmm...that's a good question, actually. :think:

Maybe he does it as an excercise to prevent him from forgetting his name? :think:
If he can operate a computer, then I doubt that's a problem for him. Let's give the man a little credit. :D

Chris

[sheld0n]

Hey now, I can operate a computer. It doesn't mean a thing. :P

[The Widowed]

Hey now, I can operate a computer. It doesn't mean a thing. :P
Ooh, now that's some pretty subtle humor you have there. :D

Chris

[sheld0n]

Ooh, now that's some pretty subtle humor you have there. :D

Chris

Who said I was kidding?

Jerry

[The Widowed]

Who said I was kidding?

Jerry
I don't wanna talk to Jerry, I wanna talk to Chris!

Chris

[Kinetix]

His name isn't Jerry!

Oh, and it's probably an attention thing, to get people to recognize his posts and name. A few other people do it on the boards with their forum name.

Chris

[The Widowed]

And yet there is never any instance of a surname...which is understandable, given that I could use it to track him down and send Jehovah's Witnesses and porn to his door. Or perhaps Jehovah's Witnesses with porn. That would be pretty awkward, eh? :D

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

As Sally has pointed out recently...well, it's one of those things that everybody notices but nobody mentions. It stands out, it can be deemed a little bit annoying by its sheer lack of necessity but nobody bothers with it because it's not really harming anything...

And, ever since Sally brought mention of it slamming into the forums' eyeball within the past few days
I object. I did NOT do those things you said I did. All I did was say that Chris happened to be the best of all the suggestions for Gogo's new character's name. :P

Chris

[The Widowed]

I object. I did NOT do those things you said I did. All I did was say that Chris happened to be the best of all the suggestions for Gogo's new character's name. :P

Chris
...and you suggested changing his sign-off name to Alexander Heironius Fardnarkle or whatever it was...I need to go look it up. :think:

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

...and you suggested changing his sign-off name to Alexander Heironius Fardnarkle or whatever it was...I need to go look it up. :think:

Chris
Hiawatha Aristophanes.

And that is hardly pointing out that it is "slamming into the forums' eyeball".

Chris

[The Widowed]

Za-POW!

http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145053&postcount=49

...which was in response to:

http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145052&postcount=48

Heh heh. "Hiawatha". :D

Chris

P.S. I love the new title.

P.S. Chris

[The Widowed]

Damn, you're fast.

And clearly, exaggeration for comedic effect is a concept lost on you. :P

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

Damn, you're fast.

And clearly, exaggeration for comedic effect is a concept lost on you. :P

Chris
Comedic exaggeration? Are you sure? Or did you mention that this is all my doing TWICE in your original post in order to deflect blame? Hmmm....

Nice tapdancing there, Mr. Hines. :P

Chris

[The Widowed]

Ooh. 10 points for the Mr. Hines reference (whoever that is). :p

Now be a good little scapegoat and hush. :notme:

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

Ooh. 10 points for the Mr. Hines reference (whoever that is). :p
Click me dammit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Hines)



Now be a good little scapegoat and hush. :notme:
AHA!!!!! I knew it!



Chris
Chris :P

[Cryogentic]

lol you people are so absurd

Chris

[razoras]

This is pretty crazy.

Wes

[The Widowed]

lol you people are so absurd
...said the walrus to the carpenter. :P

Chris

[razoras]

Why would a walrus be speaking to a carpenter?

Wes

[The Widowed]

That's just it. It's absurd! ;)

Chris

[razoras]

Oh, I get it.

FIX YOUR FUCKING SIG DAMMIT.

Wes

[Cryogentic]

Off with his head!

Chris

[The Widowed]

Off with his head!
I'm late! I'm late for a very important date....

Oh, I get it.

FIX YOUR FUCKING SIG DAMMIT.
What's wrong with my farkin' cornholin' sig, esé? :eyebrow:

And who's Wes? We don't wanna talk to Wes. We wanna talk to Chris. :P

Chris

[suburbanhell]

Wow...

Chris

[Krypto]

Your mom.

Chris

[The Widowed]

Whoa.

/Neo

Chris

[Krypto]

God you post fast.

Chris

[The Widowed]

God you post fast.
Yes, I do. :p

Jesus

I mean, Chris

[razoras]

I'm late! I'm late for a very important date....
What's wrong with my farkin' cornholin' sig, esé? :eyebrow:

I explained that in another post trying to get you to change it. :rolleyes:

You have a sig that takes up my entire screen at 800 x 600 resolution. The little people are stacked above and below your sig image because it's too wide, which turns your posts annoyingly horizontal.

Wes

[Krypto]

Pfft, who uses 800x600 resolution these days?

Chris

[The Widowed]

Yeah, but you're not nice to me, so I'm deliberately defying your edict now, Your Highness. :P

Edit: Heh! I'm fast, Krypto? :)

Chris

[Krypto]

*pokes*

Chris

[The Widowed]

*noogies*

Chris

[razoras]

:rolleyes:

Wes

[The Widowed]

>:]

Chris

[Krypto]

:o

Chris

[Krypto]

I just noticed, this is a pretty good way to get around the minimum 3 character posts.

Chris

[The Widowed]

Ya

Chris

[razoras]

So, Wids, the sig.

Please? I love you.

Wes

[Malibu Sally]

So, Wids, the sig.

Please? I love you.

Wes
Yeah, but will you respect her later? :P



Hiawatha Aristophanes

[razoras]

Only as far as I can throw her.

Wes

I mean, forever.

Wes

[Yin]

LMAO! God! This is why I love Guru. We do stupid things like this that are hilarious.

Chris

[The Freudian Slip]

Quick! Give me the first name of these actors...

______ Walken
______ Lloyd
______ Reeve

Got it yet?


C'mon!

Nothing?

How bout a shortened form of their first name?

Hurry up!

Here's the answer!

****SPOILER****


Chris

[Kinetix]

Can't you just go up to 1024x768?

[ShadowSoldier]

Here's the answer!

****SPOILER****


Chris

:haha:

[WingedAvenger]

I have a question. Anyone know the name of Peter's older son on Family Guy?

Chris

[Kinetix]

Who's the dude that gave me herpes?

Chris

[Seraphim]

What's Sirhc spelt backwards???

Chris

[Seraphim]

And yet there is never any instance of a surname...which is understandable, given that I could use it to track him down and send Jehovah's Witnesses and porn to his door. Or perhaps Jehovah's Witnesses with porn. That would be pretty awkward, eh? :D

Chris
We signed up one of my friends for all sorts of free bibles, and said that he was a minister so now he is on like these priest mailing lists and gets all sorts of awesome free churchy stuff in the mail. Ironically, and i'm not making this up, his name is

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

awesome free churchy stuff
There is such a thing? :lol:




Chris

[Poison]

What a weird thread.

Chris

[Vendel]

Vendel approves of this week

Chris

[The Widowed]

I wonder if Masked Revenger will approve of this week. :D

Chris

[Chain Lightning]

Too late for him to appprove or disapprove, it's done. :chuckle:

[The Widowed]

And I approve of your sig there. :D

Chris

[8 Ball]

I support this


Chris

[Solos]

I support signing this post with my name.

Chris

[Grae Knight]

I refuse to do this!

Chris

[ThunderMace]

Look! I'm multi-lingual!
KURISU-Japanese
Christianus-Latin
mashiach –Hebrew
Erucolindo-Elvish

Chris

[The Widowed]

Look! I'm multi-lingual!
KURISU-Japanese
Christianus-Latin
mashiach –Hebrew
Erucolindo-Elvish
So where does "Kristoff" fit in? ;)

Chris

[Half Life]

Why does everyone keep saying my name........its driving me nuts and all that.

[razoras]

Not our problem! We must continue to celebrate the week of Wes.

Wes

[Masked Revenger]

:lmao: :haha: :singdance

Wids, I love you!

[Grae Knight]

:lmao: :haha: :singdance

Wids, I love you!

Imposter!!!


Chris

[Malibu Sally]

:lmao: :haha: :singdance

Wids, I love you!
Who are you? Wids will not accept love from some unknown. Sign you name, dammit.


Chris

[AfterglowNoMore]

:lmao: :haha: :singdance

Wids, I love you!
Is that Hell_rell impersonating MR?

Wowzers, Chris

[Poison]

This thead is hilarious is a mysterious way.
Something I wouldn't wanna miss,

Chris

[Green Tower]

I endorse this thread and all of its subsidiaries.

Chris

[The Widowed]

Not our problem! We must continue to celebrate the week of Wes.

Wes
Oh, quit trying to usurp. It's not Wes Week. It's Chris Week. Go make your own thread! :p

:lmao: :haha: :singdance

Wids, I love you!
Hmmm...something's missing here. What could it be? :think:

Chris

[Charon]

Answer my question wids! (http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6543&page=1&pp=10)

Chris

[razoras]

How could he forget it in this thread of all threads?

Wes

[Malibu Sally]

Answer my question wids! (http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6543&page=2&pp=10)

Chris
You linked to the wrong page Charon.... I mean Chris. :P



Chris

[Charon]

Poop!

Chris

[The Widowed]

Answer my question wids! (http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6543&page=1&pp=10)
I did that just before coming here. :P

Chris

[Athyna]

You peoples need a hobby.

-Chris

[Masked Revenger]

You peoples need a hobby.

-Chris

I thought this was the hobby?

Hiawatha Aristophanes

[The Widowed]

No, it's just a momentary diversion. :D

Chris

[razoras]

works for me!

Wes

[Yin]

:D :chuckle: :cool: :P

Chris

[Kinetix]

I wonder if he'll stop doing it.

Chris

[Masked Revenger]

I wonder if he'll stop doing it.

Chris

After this thread? Hell no!

Chris

[Seraphim]

After this thread? Hell no!

Chris

We caught our neighbor in SL modeling a sailor moon costume the other day, that he made for his "girlfriend". The scary thing is, his avie is basically yoda... nope, his name is not

Chris

[PawnOfFate]

Ok, so I was telling myself "I shall not participate in this thread"

But I can't resist.

Fuckers.

-Chris

[Cloud Runner]

Very well

Christ

[Poison]

For all the Chrises. Chrisses? Chriss? Plural of Chris... (http://chris.youaremyfriend.com/)

Chris

[The Widowed]

Ok, so I was telling myself "I shall not participate in this thread"

But I can't resist.

Fuckers.
Welcome to the Dark Side. >:]

For all the Chrises. Chrisses? Chriss? Plural of Chris... (http://chris.youaremyfriend.com/)
And Sally will be in with the "You got owned" link in three...two...

[Malibu Sally]

And Sally will be in with the "You got owned" link in three...two...
one....

OOPS!

No one got owned.


Now either give me my hat and coozy back or buy me new ones. :P



Chris

[The Freudian Slip]

For all the Chrises. Chrisses? Chriss? Plural of Chris... (http://chris.youaremyfriend.com/)

Chris

That music is so inspiring. It makes me happy.

Aaron

[The Widowed]

I really wish I had saved that link now.

"You got owned, owned, owned, owned. You got owned, owned, owned, owned...."

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

I really wish I had saved that link now.

"You got owned, owned, owned, owned. You got owned, owned, owned, owned...."

Chris
I see you frantically using the 'search' function. You'll find it eventually. :lol:

Or I could PM it to you. What is your preference?

[The Widowed]

Pimmage, please. :)

[Malibu Sally]

Pimmage, please. :)
On it's way.

Oh yeah.... You can have this one too! (http://the.widowed.youaremighty.com/) :)

[The Widowed]

Oh yeah.... You can have this one too! (http://the.widowed.youaremighty.com/) :)
Okay, that one put me and my rampant inferiority complex a little ill at ease.... :look:

I wonder where they found that music, anyway.

[Malibu Sally]

I wonder where they found that music, anyway.
CLicky clicky (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006IRMWU/ref=ase_aninote-20/103-9409361-7774252?s=music&v=glance&n=5174&tagActionCode=aninote-20)

[The Widowed]

Because I suck. (http://www.your.hat.and.coozy.justgotowned.com) :D

Edit: Heh. Talk about a failure to launch. :think:

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

Because I suck. (http://www.your.hat.and.coozy.justgotowned.com) :D

Edit: Heh. Talk about a failure to launch. :think:

Chris
Fixed if for you! (http://www.sallys.stuff.justgotowned.com/) :D

[The Widowed]

Two word limit, huh? :)

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

Apparently. Never tried it with more than two before.


Oh yeah.


:cry:


Chris

[Malibu Sally]

Just one more...... (http://widdy.doyouhaveepilepsy.com./) :P



Chris

[Kinetix]

That music is so inspiring. It makes me happy.

Aaron

One time a bird got into my house and I had to track it down, and blast owl noises out of my computer so it'd get scared. Once I found it, I grabbed it in a towel, released it into the air and everything went in slow-mo, my arms wide open, and that music started playing.

[razoras]

Then I lept from Kinetix's bushes, leaving my lotion and goggles behind, grabbing the newly freed bird in mid-light and crushing it's neck with a sickening CRUNCH as I bit down on it.
Wes