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Kinetix
05-14-2006, 08:49 AM
I'm glad this stupid Chuck Norris fad is starting to die down.

AfterglowNoMore
05-14-2006, 03:37 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! He'll round house kick you to the head.

The Widowed
05-14-2006, 03:58 PM
It's only dying down because everyone finally realized that Chuck Norris' greatness speaks for itself. :P

Kinetix
05-14-2006, 06:33 PM
Never was funny, still isn't.

The Freudian Slip
05-14-2006, 06:43 PM
I thought it was funny to begin with. Then I realized it could be applied to just about any obscure C-list celebrity and still be funny. Then I found out what an insane Christian fundamentalist he is. Nothing funny about that.

Lorash
05-14-2006, 06:43 PM
Seems to've been some kind of "CN Storm" or virus, since it went around WoW, too...But there I could understand it....because, you know...it sucks.

Kinetix
05-14-2006, 06:51 PM
THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY! WoW :p

Vendel
05-14-2006, 08:06 PM
Starting in May of 2006, there will be four sizes of popcorn at AMC movie theaters: "Small", "Medium", "Large", and "Chuck Norris' Balls".

Lorash
05-14-2006, 09:07 PM
Starting in May of 2006, there will be four sizes of popcorn at AMC movie theaters: "Small", "Medium", "Large", and "Chuck Norris' Balls".

Just another reason for me to quit going to the mall of america to see a movie...that and paying $17.00 for the gf and I to see V for Vendetta....which sucked (the price and the film).

coldcut
05-14-2006, 09:13 PM
What's odd is that it started out as a Vin Diesel meme. Gotta wonder how it jumped to Chuckie.

ThunderMace
05-14-2006, 10:09 PM
Because Vin Diesel is a douche bag, coldcut.

Kinetix
05-14-2006, 10:27 PM
Just another reason for me to quit going to the mall of america to see a movie...that and paying $17.00 for the gf and I to see V for Vendetta....which sucked (the price and the film).

That movie pwnt.

Moon Jump
05-14-2006, 11:02 PM
What's odd is that it started out as a Vin Diesel meme. Gotta wonder how it jumped to Chuckie.

The way it got to Chuck was he put a poll up on the site asking what other celebs would work better. Chuck wasn't one of the options but tons of people wrote in asking if he'd make a Chuck Norris version and he went ahead and did it.

I read all about it in my local paper because the guy who started the site was from Long Island. It was a pretty funny interview. I forgot the number of hits the Vin Diesel site was getting compaired to Chuck but it was a whole bunch.

The Widowed
05-15-2006, 01:30 AM
Never was funny, still isn't.
That movie pwnt.
Because, you know, being contrary for the sake of being contrary is just so cool. Um, isn't that, um, right, um, Meltman? >:]

Yeh bloody pack of Devil's advocates.... :P

ShadowHands
05-15-2006, 03:41 AM
The new fad is Geordi Laforge. He is one badass mofo!

I mean would YOU mess with him?!
http://www.newstrekker.com/series_tng/pic_bios/geordie.jpg

Geordi Laforge is the man!

Kinetix
05-15-2006, 04:23 AM
Isn't that Lavar Burton?

How is not liking Chuck Norris jokes, and liking V for Vendetta contrary?

The Widowed
05-15-2006, 04:28 AM
Because I feel like farking with you, that's how. :p

Well, that and your opinion's a pretty small minority, it seems....

Oh, wait. Most people liked V for Vendetta. Disregard the second part.

I wonder if Hugo Weaving could beat Chuck Norris' ass.... :think:

Kinetix
05-15-2006, 04:35 AM
Course he would. Agent Smith speed + V intelligence.

The Widowed
05-15-2006, 04:39 AM
Agent Smith. :p

Wasn't Agent Smith also supposed to be strong enough to punch through concrete and tough enough to leave a ten-foot-deep impact crater and get right back to his feet? I kind of doubt that Mr. Weaving could match his character's traits. :P

The Freudian Slip
05-15-2006, 04:55 AM
I'm sure it stemmed partly from Chuck Norris's cameo in Dodgeball.

Kinetix
05-15-2006, 05:18 AM
You know that Hugo Weaving was Agent Smith, right Wids?

The Widowed
05-15-2006, 06:02 AM
No, Agent Smith was Hugo Weaving and a good chunk of really cool special effects. :D

WingedAvenger
05-15-2006, 08:44 AM
The Vin Diesel version achieved moderate success, but it was nothing compared to the Chuck Norris version. I believe there was also a less successful Mr. T version at some point too, although I'm unsure if that came before or after.

But I digress... on to the new fad.

After rerouting the plasma injectors through the deuterium purge vent and increasing warp engine efficiency by 1.178% in under 3 hours, Geordi LaForge smoothtalked his way into the bedroom quarters of both Tasha Yar and Dr. Leah Brahms, on the same stardate!

ShadowHands
05-16-2006, 12:30 AM
Geordi always gets the ladies!