Tarkenchi
05-10-2005, 01:26 AM
:cool: well, might as well post this awsomely cool story, since, well, its awsomefulleycool! (none of this is Fiction, It really happened to me.)
A long long time ago, in a galaxy FAAAr FAAAR away, there was a boy, who bought a awsomeful Obi Wan kenobi costume (Ep 2) for halloween. Now, this was no ordinary boy, he was a uber 1337 skillful jedi master. But, back to the story. Anyways, So i bought the costume, and it was really cool... I made a really nice jedi robe, (brown of course) because it was very cold on halloween. So, I had the awsome jedi robe, and with it, i got a hair extension thing, (made me look like a cross between a obi with a anakin hairstyle) Had a buzzed hair, with the little hair thing coming from behind my ear, and so i was all like *vroom* Shink, shink! *saber twirl* anyways, I had one of those neato 20$ light up obi wan episode 2 sabers, and it had crappy, inyet effective sound effects, so that was my elegant weapon.
On the night of halloween i was very entergetic, because i knew i was getting lots of candy, So i went to a NEW neighborhood. It was a okay place, people were uptight, that is, until i found this one really crouded street. the people had fog machines, etc set up... So on the strip, i hit one of the houses (this was around the time episode 2 dvd came out) I heard a lightsaber ignite, and thought, Episode 2... Until, Whom came to the door? My own padawan turned EVIL, DARTH VADER! (the costume was appalling (almost as bad as my spelling) the helmet was a good replica, but the guy had blue superman underwear things, and a crappy black bodysuit...) He had the count dooku episode 2 saber, (blah!) so, thats the sound i heard! I ignited my blade, and the glowing blue humm filled a warm spot in my hear, suddenly the sith apprentice himself lunged toward me, I blocked his attack, parried and went back at him, he easily parried my blade, leaving me open. (i was on steps, so i didn't have much movement.) I went to the left to get my guard up, this time I had the upperhand, I parried his other attack and lunged, I got a direct hit in the stomach.
The Vader knelt before me, and said he had yadda yadda learned his wrong, yadda yadda, WAS REALLY cheesey, ofcourse, that was... Until he brought out this huge basket of candy and said i could have whatever i wanted... This was the best thing ever, The kids cheered as i struck him down, and it just made me feel warm all over... On my way around the block, i found another evil sith piece of scum! (well, wasn't really a sith, just a dude with a darth maul saber) I ignited my blade, and his dark brooding humm shortly appeared after... This guy was CRAZY! I mean, I would understand actually fighting, (Unlike the 30 year old doctor in the darth vader costume) but I mean, he was crouching and going for my feet, where I could only see the red saber itself, This was one of the coolest fights ever, I could block every attack he sent at me, but never got enough time for offense, until i blocked one and he dropped the saber.... Then i cut his head off. (just kidding, hit him on the shoulder) this guy was really pissed, but it was a pretty cool fight anyway.
I went home, feeling very proud for defeating two adversaries in one night, so proud, that i went back to the vaders house, and killed him again... Okay, so, thats my story. Comments, anyone?
A long long time ago, in a galaxy FAAAr FAAAR away, there was a boy, who bought a awsomeful Obi Wan kenobi costume (Ep 2) for halloween. Now, this was no ordinary boy, he was a uber 1337 skillful jedi master. But, back to the story. Anyways, So i bought the costume, and it was really cool... I made a really nice jedi robe, (brown of course) because it was very cold on halloween. So, I had the awsome jedi robe, and with it, i got a hair extension thing, (made me look like a cross between a obi with a anakin hairstyle) Had a buzzed hair, with the little hair thing coming from behind my ear, and so i was all like *vroom* Shink, shink! *saber twirl* anyways, I had one of those neato 20$ light up obi wan episode 2 sabers, and it had crappy, inyet effective sound effects, so that was my elegant weapon.
On the night of halloween i was very entergetic, because i knew i was getting lots of candy, So i went to a NEW neighborhood. It was a okay place, people were uptight, that is, until i found this one really crouded street. the people had fog machines, etc set up... So on the strip, i hit one of the houses (this was around the time episode 2 dvd came out) I heard a lightsaber ignite, and thought, Episode 2... Until, Whom came to the door? My own padawan turned EVIL, DARTH VADER! (the costume was appalling (almost as bad as my spelling) the helmet was a good replica, but the guy had blue superman underwear things, and a crappy black bodysuit...) He had the count dooku episode 2 saber, (blah!) so, thats the sound i heard! I ignited my blade, and the glowing blue humm filled a warm spot in my hear, suddenly the sith apprentice himself lunged toward me, I blocked his attack, parried and went back at him, he easily parried my blade, leaving me open. (i was on steps, so i didn't have much movement.) I went to the left to get my guard up, this time I had the upperhand, I parried his other attack and lunged, I got a direct hit in the stomach.
The Vader knelt before me, and said he had yadda yadda learned his wrong, yadda yadda, WAS REALLY cheesey, ofcourse, that was... Until he brought out this huge basket of candy and said i could have whatever i wanted... This was the best thing ever, The kids cheered as i struck him down, and it just made me feel warm all over... On my way around the block, i found another evil sith piece of scum! (well, wasn't really a sith, just a dude with a darth maul saber) I ignited my blade, and his dark brooding humm shortly appeared after... This guy was CRAZY! I mean, I would understand actually fighting, (Unlike the 30 year old doctor in the darth vader costume) but I mean, he was crouching and going for my feet, where I could only see the red saber itself, This was one of the coolest fights ever, I could block every attack he sent at me, but never got enough time for offense, until i blocked one and he dropped the saber.... Then i cut his head off. (just kidding, hit him on the shoulder) this guy was really pissed, but it was a pretty cool fight anyway.
I went home, feeling very proud for defeating two adversaries in one night, so proud, that i went back to the vaders house, and killed him again... Okay, so, thats my story. Comments, anyone?