How will you die?

[Kinetix]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com

Me: You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.

[Kid Ferret_]

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

lol weird, I have fireplace tools...

[The Icy One]

I get shot by a heavy tranq meant for a Elephant at the circus.. >>;

[Gollum_ARG]

Yikes....

A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure.

Spooky.

There was one like this in spanish that would also tell you the day and time of your death... heh.

[Athyna]

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

[Krypto]

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

lol weird, I have fireplace tools...


Hahaha, jesus christ that's morbid.

[Joe Schmoe]

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

Hmm.. I can actually see this happening

[Joe Schmoe]

Trying different variations of my name

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

Oookay, I need to stay away from cars and streets! :D

[Vendel]

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.



sounds about right

[Yin]

A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.

Ha. That's crazy.

[Athyna]

Thanks for the idea Joe. This one's so much more comforting...

A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.

[The Freudian Slip]

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

Ya know, it's weird...she always talks about tieing each other up...now I know why.

[Kinetix]

Here's the deathclock: http://www.deathclock.com/
And you think that's ****ed up Krypto? Check this out:

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body."

[Krypto]

Friday, November 14, 2059

73 years old, not too bad.

[Solario]

"While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face."

And Wednesday, October 21, 2071. I can live with that.

[Malibu Sally]

[color=hotpink]"A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal."

But I liek chinese food. I dont want to be cleaverd.


It will havpen on Sunday, March 8, 2048 [/coor]

[Druid]

You answer the door for trick or treaters on halloween, only to be shot in the face by the man who's car you rear-ended last week


Sunday, October 31, 2060

[Solos]

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

[8 Ball]

After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.


Jokes on them...I don't dryclean my pants :D.

[Malibu Sally]

Jokes on them...I don't dryclean my pants :D.
You don't even wear pants.

[Kinetix]

/reappears to post

While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.

/vanishes

Lipstick colored car=gone. :chuckle:

[Overbite]

You are "dragon kicked" by Chuck Norris.

BS, I'd kick his ass...

[8 Ball]

You don't even wear pants.


Well no...I like the boys to hang free.

[Heather]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.


OMFG!!!!!! You bastages!

[Kid Ferret_]

Saturday, May 1, 2066

[Sun-Scarab]

I got : Your body is cut into pieces when large shards of broken glass fall from a window far above your head

(HA I already escaped that near Death! but i do have a problem of almost getting hit by Trucks & buses )

[Seraphim]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

(same one as heather)

[Cryogentic]

You die while giving birth to quintuplets.

[Sebastian Kain]

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

Ew.

[Bitter Babe]

I got: A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.

My death date is: Friday, March 16, 2068. I'll be 89, can't complain there.

[bpphantom]

Hmmm... pretty morbid...


While in a hotel pool, you are sucked into the intake system of the pool's pump. The incredible force of the pump rips your intestines out of your body, turning you into a nearly-hollow corpse.


ETD

Thursday, December 11, 2025


Sounds about right... Dying before 50. I like this plan.

[AfterglowNoMore]

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

Crap, that must mean that they're making Gigli 2.

[Masked Revenger]

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

Which will happen on Sunday, December 18, 2044.

71? That's crap, I'm living FAR longer than that.

Chris

[iggy880]

[B]While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene. [/B}

Thats a pretty interesting one, but not to be racist or anything, I'm not black, and minority, or a person who looks crazy, so I don't think they'd be jumpy on the trigger.

[suburbanhell]

So this was interesting...I was joking with BB that mine would end up being suicide...turns out it actually is. LOL:

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Nothing like knowing I'm gonna be so sick of the life I'm living I'm just gonna end it in...4 years. Nice. :rolleyes:

[Krypto]

Haha, I looked at your date and said "Oh ****". Cause so far, you're the only one who's going to die in less than 10 years. :P

[Krypto]

How could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeee?!

*hangs self*

[Bitter Babe]

That's a great way to make him feel better :P

[suburbanhell]

How could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeee?!

*hangs self*

:lmao:

[suburbanhell]

Well....at least I go out on my own terms and don't get attacked by a guy with a gardening hoe or blow up in a gas explosion, etc... LOL

[Bitter Babe]

I'll be 89 and crazy at that point, I probably won't feel a thing from the explosion :p

[suburbanhell]

You'll probably have caused it you old bag.

[Bitter Babe]

Keep it up and you might die before 2010 :P

[Krypto]

That's a great way to make him feel better :P

Says the woman who will probably drive him to suicide in the first place.

[suburbanhell]

Keep it up and you might die before 2010 :P


I'll make sure to take you with me.

[suburbanhell]

Says the woman who will probably drive him to suicide in the first place.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bitter Babe]

Says the woman who will probably drive him to suicide in the first place.

LOL, you got me there. I will get you back!

[Elemento]

I did the deathclock one. My day is set for February 27, 2020
That means in little less than 14 yr. Not quite to my 68 birthday.

What's weird, frightening, and spooky about this is, my dad died at 67. Same age here for me.

My BMI was a 17 though. LOL

I won't do the other one cause it seems nobody has a quiet death with that one.
This one is scary enough for me.

[Sun-Scarab]

On a sidenote I entered Chuck Norris' info & it just said "the Grim Reaper stopped trying 7 years ago."

[bpphantom]

I did the deathclock one. My day is set for February 27, 2020
That means in little less than 14 yr. Not quite to my 68 birthday.

What's weird, frightening, and spooky about this is, my dad died at 67. Same age here for me.

My BMI was a 17 though. LOL

I won't do the other one cause it seems nobody has a quiet death with that one.
This one is scary enough for me.

17!? *stuffs a double big mac down your throat*

ZOMGWFTBBQ!! Eat something!

:D

[Solario]

17!? *stuffs a double big mac down your throat*

ZOMGWFTBBQ!! Eat something!

:D

Jesus, mine's a 16.

[bpphantom]

Jesus, mine's a 16.

*stuffs Elemento down your throat*

There. Two birds with one stone.

[Heather]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

(same one as heather)


Cool at least I won't die alone at that party... I mean... ummm not cool...

Our friends suck!!! *highfives Sera and falls down the stairs*

[Heather]

Someone please tel me why I kill threads?

*sniffs* no it's not that, I hope...

[Athyna]

Someone please tel me why I kill threads?

*sniffs* no it's not that, I hope...

*huggles Heather*

[Elemento]

17!? *stuffs a double big mac down your throat*

ZOMGWFTBBQ!! Eat something!

:D
Wish it were that simple. I have had Crohn's of the small intestine for most of my life. That coupled with my PPS has caused me to be this underweight.
It isn't because I don't eat enough. :)

When I was younger I could eat more than bigger people, challenging them to eating contests at buffets. LOL
Besides that, I can eat anything most people have to stay away from. I have no restrictions. :cool: ;)

[Solario]

Doesn't Crohn's Disease also prohibite you from drinking alcohol to some degree? Man, that sucks.

That being said, aren't they're pretty close to find a cure (http://www.danceguernsey.co.uk/crohnscure.jpg) for Crohn's disease?

[bpphantom]

Someone please tel me why I kill threads?

*sniffs* no it's not that, I hope...

You don't, Heater. *stab-stab* :D

[Elemento]

Doesn't Crohn's Disease also prohibite you from drinking alcohol to some degree? Man, that sucks.

That being said, aren't they're pretty close to find a cure (http://www.danceguernsey.co.uk/crohnscure.jpg) for Crohn's disease?

Possibly a cure for Crohn's of the large intestine which is the worse type of this disease.
For the small intestine especially if the damage is in the jejunum (middle section), they don't even have a proper test yet for it.
As for the alcohol part, not too sure about that. Though I'm not a drinker, I'm supposed to have two beers a day to maintain weight medically, and except for summer I don't. Even in summer it may be one or two for the whole season.
Ironic when you think about it. Here I am supposed to have beer medically and don't while others shouldn't be drinkin and do.