God is going to be pissed

[Joe Schmoe]

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/fs/20060404/114417608000.html

Hilton Considered for Mother Theresa Role
Tuesday April 4 11:41 AM ET

Reports indicate that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be recruiting Paris Hilton to play the starring role in a Mother Theresa biopic.

This is just taking the idea of stunt-casting to a whole new level. British web site Life Style Extra is reporting that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be taking a trip across the world to try to convince socialite-turned-actress Paris Hilton to star in his feature biopic of the late humanitarian Mother Theresa.

Rajeevnath's people have reportedly been in contact with Hilton's camp to set up a meeting when Rajeevnath arrives in the States. According to Life Style Extra, Rajeevnath will be bringing along various photos of Hilton that have been altered to make her appear more like Mother Theresa, who died back in 1997.

"The pictures will be my strength when I speak to Paris," Rajeevnath told the web site. "She has expressed delight that I have short-listed her to play the role. This will make our meeting easier."

Rajeevnath hopes to begin shooting his Mother Theresa film early next year with a budget of about $11 million. Hilton has been seen in several movie roles over the last few years, including gigs in The Cat in the Hat and the horror film House of Wax, which won her this year's Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actress. She's better known, however, for her work on the Fox reality show The Simple Life and for 1 Night in Paris, the sex video she made with former lover Rick Salomon. She is now working on the comedy Pledge This! for helmer William Heins.

[Twilight]

If I was God, I actually wouldn't mind TOO much. ;)

[thebluecanary]

This sounds a lot like an April Fools Prank

[Krypto]

If I was God, I actually wouldn't mind TOO much. ;)
Eww, you actually like Paris Hilton?

[Twilight]

Well, I can't say she's my favorite person, but she definitely didn't fall out of the ugly tree.

[Krypto]

Eh, she's not that hot, a little too skinny for my tastes.

[The Freudian Slip]

Boobs. She ain't got em. That is all.

[Mega Doomer]

paris hilton looks nothing like mother teresa...

must be april fools...

[Twilight]

Mother Theresa didn't have boobs either last time I checked.






Err. Nevermind.

[thebluecanary]

Mother Theresa didn't have boobs either last time I checked.






Err. Nevermind.

You checked.... eeeewww.

[Athyna]

I'll second that ewwwwww and raise you an ick.

[UnSub]

I don't think its a joke - I heard this rumour a month or two ago.

[Meltman]

This is Bollywood, people. I wouldn't put ANYTHING past them.

[Sebastian Kain]

Yea, I read about this on Aol.

[Masked Revenger]

Eh, she's not that hot, a little too skinny for my tastes.

I'm with you on this one.

And, really, couldn't they have picked someone that can at least act? Or even knows who Mother Theresa was?

Chris

[AfterglowNoMore]

I can hear Paris's response now, "But, I'm not old enough to play someone's mother!"

[Sun-Scarab]

I'd watch that

[Chain Lightning]

Well, I can't say she's my favorite person, but she definitely didn't fall out of the ugly tree.

Uh, yes she did. Sorry, but she is not attractive.

[Meltman]

So, I guess Paris Hilton is the new Jessica Alba.

[Malibu Sally]

So, I guess Paris Hilton is the new Jessica Alba.
And Poison should be appearing in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... :P

[Poison]

Scarlett Johansson was voted the sexiest woman 2006 by FHM and that's all there is to know.

[Malibu Sally]

I Win!!!

Thanks P! :D

[Twilight]

Uh, yes she did. Sorry, but she is not attractive.

Physically, she meets all of our culture's definitions of being physically attractive. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, a slim and slender build, good posture, and good complexion.

Personality-wise, I don't think she's attractive at all, and to me personality dictates whether a person is attractive or not regardless if they fit the social standards of being attractive.

[Masked Revenger]

Physically, she meets all of our culture's definitions of being physically attractive. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, a slim and slender build, good posture, and good complexion.

Doesn't make society right. :P

Chris

[MaligneFamily]

Physically, she meets all of our culture's definitions of being physically attractive. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, a slim and slender build, good posture, and good complexion.

Personality-wise, I don't think she's attractive at all, and to me personality dictates whether a person is attractive or not regardless if they fit the social standards of being attractive.

But a horrible ass...

Scarlet Johansen is what I consider the prettiest along with Kirsten Dunst...

[Twilight]

Doesn't make society right. :P

Chris

Nah, but it was society that decided Paris Hilton was suitable for the role of Mother Theresa, not you or me.

[Enlightened One]

This is the perfect movie.

I endorse this portrayal 100%.

[Masked Revenger]

Nah, but it was society that decided Paris Hilton was suitable for the role of Mother Theresa, not you or me.

No, I blame that squarly on Indian director T. Rajeevnath. (I'm going to refer to him as Indian director T. Rajeevnath from now on. It's like Asian Reporter Trisha Tanaka).

Chris

[Sebastian Kain]

I think Kerry Washington (http://www.sneakpeektv.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/kerry_washington_002.jpg) is purty. :p

[Yin]

This better be some April Fool's bull. And if it isn't then I hope they stop production ASAP. This is degrading to Mother Teresa.

[Krypto]

No, I blame that squarly on Indian director T. Rajeevnath. (I'm going to refer to him as Indian director T. Rajeevnath from now on. It's like Asian Reporter Trisha Tanaka).

Chris

Psst, Tricia Takanawa. :P


;)

[Masked Revenger]

Psst, Tricia Takanawa. :P

;)

Thanks. I knew I had that wrong.

Chris

[Twilight]

Either way, somebody thinks she's attractive and wants to make a few bucks putting her into a saintly role.

[Athyna]

Seriously, I'd wait to see what happens. If she's actually being considered for a serious role, it might work. Anybody remember Farrah Fawcett? She was supposed to be a total ditz, just a sex symbol then she was cast as an abused who fought back in The Burning Bed. No one thought she could pull off that role. I think she won an award and was thought of as an actress instead of a hot body after that.

Then she was Letterman stoned.

[Joe Schmoe]

I don't think of Paris Hilton has a sex symbol.. I think of her as a dirty dirty whore :lmao: And the fact that someone like her will be playing this role.. Makes me want to cry. Cry long and hard.

[Overbite]

Wtf...so I guess Britany Spears turned down the role first?

[Sebastian Kain]

A director asked me to play the role of the Pope in an uncoming film...















True story.

[Athyna]

I don't think of Paris Hilton has a sex symbol.. I think of her as a dirty dirty whore :lmao: And the fact that someone like her will be playing this role.. Makes me want to cry. Cry long and hard.

Just trying to keep an open mind. If it's true, we'll see how she can act, then she'll be a hack and a dirty whore at the same time.

[Yin]

The more I think about it, the more I want to shoot someone.

This is like asking Jim Carrey to star as Martian Luther King Jr.

[Krypto]

Heh, not really. It'd be more like 50 Cent playing MLK Jr. :P

[Joe Schmoe]

*taps Michael Jackson to play the Pope* Hmm.. And lets see.. OJ Simpson, you get Ghandi! :chuckle:

[iggy880]

You know thefact that he hadn't talked to her yet, or gotten her yet, if it's real, shows that maybe Paris isn't so dumb as to accept this, or maybe she was thinking "Ew, I have to be like some old nun lady?"

[Yin]

Heh, not really. It'd be more like 50 Cent playing MLK Jr. :P

Yes really.

[Athyna]

You know thefact that he hadn't talked to her yet, or gotten her yet, if it's real, shows that maybe Paris isn't so dumb as to accept this, or maybe she was thinking "Ew, I have to be like some old nun lady?"


"So... uhm, like if I'm like playing a nun, can I still have sex?"

[Krypto]

Yes really.

How so?

Paris Hilton is a whore, and the exact opposite of Mother Theresa.

MLK Jr. was a non-violent activist, so it's only right to pair him with someone like 50 Cent, who's been shot like, 80 times. :P

[Yin]

How so?

Paris Hilton is a whore, and the exact opposite of Mother Theresa.

MLK Jr. was a non-violent activist, so it's only right to pair him with someone like 50 Cent, who's been shot like, 80 times. :P

Heh, true, but I was giving a more far-fetched example.