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coldcut
04-01-2006, 09:03 PM
http://static.flickr.com/56/121018709_0e072def1d_o.jpg

edit: might be fake. But who cares, it's funny.

Solario
04-01-2006, 09:11 PM
Given that I know you got it from the same site as I frequently visit: The headline of Warren's website is a April Fool's gag, right? Because I'm slightly disturbed by it, mainly because it's coming from the Wise and Terrible Chairleg of Truth.

coldcut
04-01-2006, 09:15 PM
No, I think it's true, but I think the unwritten closing involves penetration, blood and insects.

Solario
04-01-2006, 09:48 PM
I thought of it in a "Fin Fang Foom put you in his underpants!" sort of way myself.

Moon Jump
04-01-2006, 10:53 PM
This is false. A couple of universites had taken pictures of this with their school's headder and the same message. The one on YTMND is from Stony Brook near where I live. Still funny though.

The Freudian Slip
04-02-2006, 08:06 AM
Thanks for the message! I'll always be sure to wear shoes when I masturbate in the shower now.

Astartus
04-02-2006, 10:28 AM
Yeah, if you look closely you can see that the text is 100% horizontal while the paper and the header itself have a slight hint of perspective (meaning the text is unaligned)

Alumette
04-02-2006, 03:11 PM
Plus, um... doesn't semen dissolve in water after a brief time? I would think that one would need quite a bit to clog a drain.

*shrug*

Meltman
04-02-2006, 03:35 PM
Hmmm, I don't know. Let's call in an expert.


Krypto?

Malibu Sally
04-02-2006, 03:39 PM
Hmmm, I don't know. Let's call in an expert.


Krypto?
Hahahaha! Krypto just got owned. (http://www.krypto.justgotowned.com/) :P

ThunderMace
04-02-2006, 04:39 PM
Sally, LOL!

Sebastian Kain
04-02-2006, 04:56 PM
Sally, LOL!

/Agreed. :lmao:

coldcut
04-02-2006, 07:37 PM
Plus, um... doesn't semen dissolve in water after a brief time? I would think that one would need quite a bit to clog a drain.

*shrug*

Protein doesn't really dissolve in water. That is, it doesn, just doesn't break up. I have no idea what happens to our little tadpolesque friends.

Krypto
04-02-2006, 07:54 PM
Hmmm, I don't know. Let's call in an expert.


Krypto?

I wouldn't know, most of mine ends up in your sister's mouth. :o

Yin
04-02-2006, 08:12 PM
LMAO!

Oh I wish I saw this sooner. Would've went around the entire building and posted these.

Athyna
04-02-2006, 09:21 PM
Protein doesn't really dissolve in water. That is, it doesn, just doesn't break up. I have no idea what happens to our little tadpolesque friends.

It doesn't dry out and harden. The little spermies die in 24 hours in a warm, wet environment and in less than an hour in cold, dry environment.

Meltman
04-02-2006, 10:03 PM
I wouldn't know, most of mine ends up in your sister's mouth. :o

I'm an only child.

That was Joe in a dress again.

Solario
04-02-2006, 10:04 PM
You guys know what I love the most about this thread? The almost cute descriptions of the guys' little guys.

And Oh Snap, Melty. You guys are on a roll today.

Kinetix
04-02-2006, 11:46 PM
I wouldn't know, most of mine ends up in your sister's mouth. :o

Ohhhh ****!

razoras
04-03-2006, 09:15 PM
How could semen cause a clog? How come my toilet never gets... *coughs, walks away*