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Kinetix
03-25-2006, 07:26 AM
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

TOTAL ECLIPSE
03-25-2006, 11:29 AM
Im soory this may sound cruel but if I was one of the doctors id refuse to reattach it
its his own damn fault. Id leave him a eunuch

Farframir
03-25-2006, 02:12 PM
The Hewlett-Packard ad with the guy crying that accompanies it seems appropriate though.

suburbanhell
03-25-2006, 02:14 PM
Im soory this may sound cruel but if I was one of the doctors id refuse to reattach it
its his own damn fault. Id leave him a eunuch

Agreed...but then I'd also let him bleed to death.

iggy880
03-26-2006, 10:48 PM
I feel pain at the thought of this.

Athyna
03-26-2006, 11:45 PM
*makes mental note to find out what drugs the guy was on that let him survive the procedure*


What?

Just curious...

UnSub
03-27-2006, 02:53 AM
Kinda reminds me of the story of that Welsh rugby fan who cut off his own testicles when Wales lost to England.

What really set me cringing was the fact he used the wirecutting part of a pair of pliers to do the job. OUCH! and all that...

Remianen
03-27-2006, 06:16 AM
I feel pain at the thought of this.

OMG. Me and my homie are on good terms so I wouldn't even think of doing something like that. But it pains me personally to even read something like that. OW!

And Athyna, I know that crystal meth plus adrenaline when mixed with "roid rage" makes you completely impervious to pain. Saw a guy under those conditions take 8 gunshots and keep going. But when he stopped, he stopped for good.

Kinetix
03-27-2006, 09:10 AM
OMG. Me and my homie are on good terms so I wouldn't even think of doing something like that. But it pains me personally to even read something like that. OW!

And Athyna, I know that crystal meth plus adrenaline when mixed with "roid rage" makes you completely impervious to pain. Saw a guy under those conditions take 8 gunshots and keep going. But when he stopped, he stopped for good.

.....That's ****ed up man!

Remianen
03-27-2006, 09:30 AM
What? I SAW it. I didn't shoot him! Jeez! You can catch a case shootin' people and I'm more useful on the outside. ;)

But you'd be surprised at what a meth head is capable of, even without steroids being involved.

TOTAL ECLIPSE
03-27-2006, 09:53 AM
It was most likely the adrenaline that kept him going its some crazy stuff there was a eight year old who lifted the frontend of a pickup truck off his mother when i lived in Northbay canada a few years ago it was in all the papers a sudden burst of adrenaline brought on by the panic of seeing his mother die in front of him gave him kind of temporary super strength like i said crazy stuff

Kinetix
03-27-2006, 09:28 PM
What? I SAW it. I didn't shoot him! Jeez! You can catch a case shootin' people and I'm more useful on the outside. ;)

But you'd be surprised at what a meth head is capable of, even without steroids being involved.

That's still ****ed up....even seeing a guy get shot to death.

Kinetix
03-27-2006, 09:29 PM
It was most likely the adrenaline that kept him going its some crazy stuff there was a eight year old who lifted the frontend of a pickup truck off his mother when i lived in Northbay canada a few years ago it was in all the papers a sudden burst of adrenaline brought on by the panic of seeing his mother die in front of him gave him kind of temporary super strength like i said crazy stuff

I thought it was the mom picking up the car for the kid.

Solos
03-27-2006, 11:10 PM
This reminds me of the animated gif of a man cutting off his penis that's floating around the internet and it makes me sad. :(

Kinetix
03-28-2006, 04:45 AM
This reminds me of the animated gif of a man cutting off his penis that's floating around the internet and it makes me sad. :(

That's ****ed up too! :yoy:

Xanatos
03-28-2006, 10:18 PM
You've got to wonder how Kinetix found this story...

Kurai Inago
03-29-2006, 12:12 AM
I read it in Newsweek... so it's not like it was hidden in some dark corner of the internet.

Gogo-chan
03-29-2006, 12:43 AM
"After reading this story, men everywhere clutch their genitals and wince."

Kinetix
03-29-2006, 05:00 PM
I heard it on the radio.