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Masked Revenger
05-06-2005, 11:49 PM
From the Globe and Mail (Canada's big respectable newspaper):

Associated Press

Attention, time travellers: Amal Dorai hopes you enjoyed the party he's throwing this weekend. Mr. Dorai, a student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, is hosting a Time Traveller Convention on campus this Saturday. Make plans now, because it's the last such party.

"You only need one," he said. "The chance that anybody shows up is small, but if it happens it will be one of the biggest events in human history."

There's no dress code. No need to RSVP. Refreshments (chips and dip) will be provided.
Mr. Dorai asks his guests only to show proof they come from the future: Bringing the cure for cancer, a solution for global poverty or a cold fusion reactor would suffice.

In case MIT is long gone by the time a time machine is invented, Dorai's invitation includes geographic co-ordinates for the East Campus Courtyard (42:21:36.025 degrees north, 71:05:16.332 degrees west).

To spread the word, Mr. Dorai asked friends to scribble invitations on pieces of acid-free paper and slip them into obscure library books. He is also giving media interviews and posting his thoughts on a Web site.

"The World Wide Web is unlikely to remain in its present form permanently," he wrote. "We need volunteers to publish the details of the convention in enduring forms, so that the time travellers of future millennia will be aware of the convention."

The convention starts at 8 p.m. For dramatic effect, time travellers are encouraged to show up at 10 p.m. sharp. In between, revellers will take in a lecture on time travel by an MIT physics professor and listen to student bands belting out time-themed songs.

MIT physics professor Alan Guth is weighing an invitation to speak at the convention. Mr. Guth's work involves applying theoretical particle physics to the early universe, but he said he has dabbled in writing about time travel-theories.

"Most of us would bet it's impossible, but none of us can prove it's impossible either," he said.

Mr. Dorai doesn't consider himself a believer or a skeptic.

"I'm an experimentalist," he said. "If there's only going to be one, it should be here at MIT."

Apart from the near certainty that time travel is impossible, Mr. Dorai sees another potential problem. "If thousands of time travellers come, then the MIT police might try to shut the party down," he said.

sheld0n
05-07-2005, 01:36 AM
That has got to be the best idea i heard in a long time. I wonder what will happen :)

iggy880
05-07-2005, 01:38 AM
I've always loved MIT, since I loved in MA, I've always known about it and it's advancements. I also want to go there for college (hook me up if you can anyone :chuckle: ) this is most definately the greatest and coolest/ cleverest idea. Its better then that cool sub.

Stalking Shadow
05-07-2005, 01:53 AM
Reminds me of a "Restaurant at the End of the Universe" type deal. I'd be interested in seeing what happens.

BvS
05-07-2005, 01:58 AM
No one showed up.

Stalking Shadow
05-07-2005, 02:05 AM
Pity. When was it? The article didn't say.

sheld0n
05-07-2005, 02:20 AM
Reminds me of a "Restaurant at the End of the Universe" type deal. I'd be interested in seeing what happens.

Hey, youre right!
That just makes it so much cooler.


If nobody showed up, it might mean that we really do need to build a reciever machine...

BvS
05-07-2005, 02:35 AM
Pity. When was it? The article didn't say.

The Globe and Mail published it today, so it's scheduled for tomorrow.

Stalking Shadow
05-07-2005, 02:44 AM
Oh. I get it. You made a funny.

BvS
05-07-2005, 02:51 AM
Oh. I get it. You made a funny.

I will allow you to continue to believe that.

Randomus
05-07-2005, 04:39 AM
I'm sure a bunch of nerds in Dr. Who costumes will show up and ruin it, but what can you do.

MikeKAY
05-07-2005, 04:58 AM
Heh, this is better then when those kids put a Security Cruiser on the roof of one of the buildings and when they spot weilded a cart to rail tracks! :chuckle:

Stalking Shadow
05-07-2005, 05:20 AM
What? When was this?

Solario
05-08-2005, 09:12 PM
What? When was this?

Yesterday, today, tomorrow and everyday before and after, so does it really matter?

I plan to meet myself early and then go drinking, everyme is invited... expect the 86 year old me. He's a bit of a drag.

Stalking Shadow
05-08-2005, 09:19 PM
That'll make for some pretty neat time-travelling burns.

"Hey, it turns out that you're an asshat in the future, too."

Kinetix
05-08-2005, 10:27 PM
BvS, Your're even more of a downer than me.

Kinetix
05-10-2005, 02:36 AM
http://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/

BvS
05-10-2005, 02:40 AM
http://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/

::makes a note to R.S.V.P.::