Burby's Time Killers

[suburbanhell]

So I'm at work...again...and I don't want to be here, again...yesterday I gave you this little gem, virtual lite brite:

http://www.sfpg.com/animation/liteBrite.html


Today, however, I have something far more destructive and fun.

Gurus, I give you.... ANT CITY (http://fun.drno.de/flash/antcity.swf)!


P.S. could I get this stickied for 5000 influence? ;-)

[Akamaz]

ant city there got mad that you likend to them, they started cussin in german (i think...)

[BvS]

ant city there got mad that you likend to them, they started cussin in german (i think...)


Verdammte Ameisen!!!!

[Malibu Sally]

:mad: I posted a link to Ant City ages ago on the "other" forums and got naught for a reply. Just to be sure, I posted the link again here, on page 2 of Link Haven in the Humor House section. There better be a similar response in this thread(dead silence) or I am going to blow my lid at someone. :mad:

[suburbanhell]

Woah...didn't mean to offend Sal...

[coldcut]

Ant City just links to some page where a guy calls me an Unbekannter. So I kicked his ass.

[Tsarmina]

Link worked for me... the second time I tried it. Fun fun.

[Randomus]

Ant City just links to some page where a guy calls me an Unbekannter. So I kicked his ass.

You need to put that line in a story.

[BvS]

Here's (http://robmanuel.blogspot.com/2005/02/notepad-invaders.html) one for ya (scroll down a bit).

[Tsarmina]

Here's (http://robmanuel.blogspot.com/2005/02/notepad-invaders.html) one for ya (scroll down a bit).
hahahaha! Boy do I suck at that.

[sheld0n]

heres my personnal favorite (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/falldown.php).

my score is 92k on the third try after not playing for a long time. :)

[Solario]

heres my personnal favorite (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/falldown.php).

my score is 92k on the third try after not playing for a long time. :)

I keep getting a lousy score for that, because I keep blinking.

71k.

[suburbanhell]

I keep getting a lousy score for that, because I keep blinking.

71k.

I hear that, highest thus far is 54270.

[Poison]

60.5k.

For when you really need to relax at work: Fly Guy (http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/)

Trampoline (http://www.funnygames.nl/spelletjes/2223.html)

[Lawmaker]

Wow... Fly guy was really cool... almost relaxing... Sort of like when i first got Fly! :)

[Tsarmina]

Weeee! That Flyguy is fun! I like the interactions... :rock: Rockin' out with the spaceship guy.
And I killed my trampoline guy... :skull:

[suburbanhell]

Yeah I just wish trevorvanmeter would've made some more games than flyguy. Anyway, her'es today's complete waste of time:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/minigolf.shtml

[Masked Revenger]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/minigolf.shtml

Final score, 54. Not too bad for my first try.

Chris

[Tsarmina]

I got a 46. Hole #14 took me 10 tries to get. O_o

[Tsarmina]

These are fun.
GAMES! (http://www.homestarrunner.com/games.html)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/Tsarmiina/smilies/band.gif

[BvS]

http://bvs.raventhorneenterprises.com/forumart/golf.jpg

I must be getting old.

[WingedAvenger]

Scored a 37 on my 3rd try. ;)

[The Widowed]

Here's (http://robmanuel.blogspot.com/2005/02/notepad-invaders.html) one for ya (scroll down a bit).
Okay.

"Kill the monster, kill the monster, kill the monster, kill the monster, kill the monster...."

http://img134.echo.cx/img134/5584/notepadinvaders9fz.jpg

I guess they only need to reach the floating shield things to win. :D

[suburbanhell]

A friend showed this to me and I can't get the stupid thing out of my head so now I'm sharing it with all of you. Bang Bang Bang (http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html)

[The Widowed]

Flying Ninjas. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ninjacombat.html)

Need I say more? :D

[Solario]

35 on that golf thing. First try.

[suburbanhell]

Most of my day at work has been spent between work and here: http://www.pieinacan.us/crash.swf

I am LOVING this game -- high score thus far 3220.20m.

[suburbanhell]

Make that 3825.20m...

[suburbanhell]

Or 4050.05m even...

[Masked Revenger]

Or 4050.05m even...

Damn, what's your secret? I can't get past 557.0m. :(

Chris

[The Widowed]

I've gotten 1019.51 so far. My biggest problem is that I can't read the instructions. All I know is that clicking while the word Aerial is red knocks the...erm, the human projectile upward, and clicking while Aerial is blue sends him downward. And the mousy-looking bespectacled girl in the blue skirt stops him. :)

My Ninja Air Combat still rocks, by the way. :D

[Masked Revenger]

Ah, thanks Widdy. I just got 2019.16m!

Chris

[suburbanhell]

Damn, what's your secret? I can't get past 557.0m. :(

Chris

I've been playing four about...5 hours now. LOL

[suburbanhell]

I've gotten 1019.51 so far. My biggest problem is that I can't read the instructions. All I know is that clicking while the word Aerial is red knocks the...erm, the human projectile upward, and clicking while Aerial is blue sends him downward. And the mousy-looking bespectacled girl in the blue skirt stops him. :)

My Ninja Air Combat still rocks, by the way. :D

No argument here, I was playing that most of the weekend, lol

[The Widowed]

Ah, thanks Widdy. I just got 2019.16m!
You're welcome. In fact, I refined the employment of my own advice and achieved a new record for myself. And it would have been an even better record if not for one detrimental factor....
http://img278.echo.cx/img278/4493/crashgame0ie.jpg
DAMN YOU, MOUSY-LOOKING BESPECTACLED GIRL IN THE BLUE DRESS! :mad:

Also, hitting either of the boys seems to be bad news. One slows your human cannonball down (and takes away one of your upward thumps, I think), and the other elevates the angle of his trajectory, which spells bad news for gaining distance with what momentum you have, unless the altered angle is closer to the magical ideal of 45 degrees.

Who knew that hitting some poor dude with your bike could be so much fun? :D

[suburbanhell]

DAMN YOU, MOUSY-LOOKING BESPECTACLED GIRL IN THE BLUE DRESS! :mad:

Yeah I can't remember a time playing a game where I've yelled out "you f'n whore!" so much lately...

[The Widowed]

No argument here, I was playing that most of the weekend, lol
How well did you do? :)

http://www.geocities.com/tritonius@sbcglobal.net/Badassninjataimaster2.jpg
I rule. :D

[suburbanhell]

How well did you do? :)

http://www.geocities.com/tritonius@sbcglobal.net/Badassninjataimaster2.jpg
I rule. :D

Not nearly that good, however, 6819.27m :P



I rule. :D

[Tarkenchi]

I got 1000 meters in that one game and i scored 1545396 in the flying ninjas...

[The Widowed]

Not nearly that good, however, 6819.27m :P

I rule. :D


Miss Mousy got you again, huh? :lol:

Yeah, you have me whipped. I'm still working on it, though.

Let's see...Ms. Mousy is obviously bad. Hit her and she'll gasp and stop you cold by letting Mr. Cannonball hug her and bury his head in her cleavage. The little tramp.

Mr. Donut's iffy. If Mr. Cannonball's moving at a shallow angle, he's just what you need for more distance. If you're anywhere upwards of 40-ish degrees, he's an inconvenience. Travelling at steeper angles not only means less distance but also less likelihood of hitting someone good when you need them most.

Mr. Slow's bad. Inertia times angle of trajectory equals distance. And inertia equals mass times velocity. You can't do anything about Mr. Cannonball's fictitious mass, therefore you need more velocity to gain more distance. Mr. Slow's impact on your distance should be obvious by now. :cool:

The three girls who hit Mr. Cannonball are so very, very good. Ms. Hadoken, Ms. Axe Kick and Ms. Uppercut are your very best friends. I prefer Ms. Hadoken, because she wears the pinkish dress and is the easiest one to identify, so you can adjust Mr. Cannonball's aim accordingly.

Lanky, Serious-Looking Brunette Girl (henceforth, Ms. Serious) can be good or bad...bad when she blocks you from Ms. Hadoken, Ms. Axe Kick or Ms. Uppercut, good when she blocks you from Ms. Mousy. She doesn't seem to block you from Mr. Donut however, being merely content to rush in, stand next to him and say "dot dot dot".

You only get a few Aerial Ups for the entire game, but you can earn a virtually infinite number of Aerial Downs. The percentage starts at 0% and seems to increase as Mr. Cannonball's falling; Get 100% and you get another Aerial Down. Aerial Ups are obviously best used at higher altitude, the better to gain more distance off a single bump; They can also be used to avoid Ms. Mousy and anyone else you'd rather overshoot. Aerial Downs are handy for aiming for nice people to bump into; After you've run out of Aerial Ups (and have nothing but Aerial Downs to use), use an Aerial Down to aim for Ms. Hadoken, Ms. Axe Kick or Ms. Uppercut. Bumpditty-bump-bump.

If you can make out the faces and/or identify the colors of the boxes and borders, use the three scrolling mugshots with the pointers to determine who's coming up just off-screen. Ms. Mousy's picture has a green box and border; Keep an Aerial Up handy if you have one, and avoid her like the plague.

Those are all the tips I've come up with. Did I miss anything? :cool:

[Xielos]

If anyone can beat my hugh score in this (http://www.flashplayer.com/games/monkeydude.html) game, I bow down to you :chuckle:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Xielos/betterhighscore.jpg

[suburbanhell]

Miss Mousy got you again, huh? :lol:

Yeah, you have me whipped. I'm still working on it, though.

Let's see...Ms. Mousy is obviously bad. Hit her and she'll gasp and stop you cold by letting Mr. Cannonball hug her and bury his head in her cleavage. The little tramp.

Mr. Donut's iffy. If Mr. Cannonball's moving at a shallow angle, he's just what you need for more distance. If you're anywhere upwards of 40-ish degrees, he's an inconvenience. Travelling at steeper angles not only means less distance but also less likelihood of hitting someone good when you need them most.

Mr. Slow's bad. Inertia times angle of trajectory equals distance. And inertia equals mass times velocity. You can't do anything about Mr. Cannonball's fictitious mass, therefore you need more velocity to gain more distance. Mr. Slow's impact on your distance should be obvious by now. :cool:

The three girls who hit Mr. Cannonball are so very, very good. Ms. Hadoken, Ms. Axe Kick and Ms. Uppercut are your very best friends. I prefer Ms. Hadoken, because she wears the pinkish dress and is the easiest one to identify, so you can adjust Mr. Cannonball's aim accordingly.

Lanky, Serious-Looking Brunette Girl (henceforth, Ms. Serious) can be good or bad...bad when she blocks you from Ms. Hadoken, Ms. Axe Kick or Ms. Uppercut, good when she blocks you from Ms. Mousy. She doesn't seem to block you from Mr. Donut however, being merely content to rush in, stand next to him and say "dot dot dot".

You only get a few Aerial Ups for the entire game, but you can earn a virtually infinite number of Aerial Downs. The percentage starts at 0% and seems to increase as Mr. Cannonball's falling; Get 100% and you get another Aerial Down. Aerial Ups are obviously best used at higher altitude, the better to gain more distance off a single bump; They can also be used to avoid Ms. Mousy and anyone else you'd rather overshoot. Aerial Downs are handy for aiming for nice people to bump into; After you've run out of Aerial Ups (and have nothing but Aerial Downs to use), use an Aerial Down to aim for Ms. Hadoken, Ms. Axe Kick or Ms. Uppercut. Bumpditty-bump-bump.

If you can make out the faces and/or identify the colors of the boxes and borders, use the three scrolling mugshots with the pointers to determine who's coming up just off-screen. Ms. Mousy's picture has a green box and border; Keep an Aerial Up handy if you have one, and avoid her like the plague.

Those are all the tips I've come up with. Did I miss anything? :cool:

Aside from the "special" clicks, nope, you got it :)

[The Widowed]

Erm...special clicks? :confused:

[The Widowed]

Oh, don't mind me. Just fooling around and being stupid. :)

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/9389/MeetingMissSerious.jpg

[PAGE 1]
You're just standing around, minding your own business, when suddenly some very rude girl on a bicycle runs into you at top speed. And somehow you survive an impact which is hard enough to send you airborne.
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/8568/NiceHit.jpg
Turn to Page 2.


[PAGE 2]
You arc through the air and bounce along the pavement, thankful that you are somehow still alive despite being in incredible pain. And then your path is blocked by a slender, dark-haired schoolgirl clad in a blue vest, a blue skirt and a blue necktie. She looks like the quiet, serious sort. This could only be the Miss Serious you've heard about.
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/526/MsSeriousHi.jpg
Turn to Page 3.


[PAGE 3]
Just when you're about to slam bodily into Miss Serious, she sidesteps and raises her fist with determination, as if to add emphasis to her vow, which turns out to be something in Japanese which you can't quite comprehend. In the air overhead appears the nonsensical translation "Through and Run!!", a cryptic passage which could only have been imposed in this reality by a mad elder god. Yet somehow you empathically feel the meaning of her message: "I will stop you from touching the next person you're destined to touch."
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/4421/MsSeriousGo.jpg
With nothing to stop your flight, you strike the pavement and take to the air again. Standing on the street below are three other young people like yourself, and the grim realization comes over you that you cannot avoid all of them. You twist and maneuver through the air, guiding your trajectory as well as you can.

If you fall on Miss Uppercut, turn to Page 4.
If you fall on Miss Mousy, turn to Page 5.
If you fall on Mister Doughnut, turn to Page 6.


[Page 4]
You know Miss Uppercut to be the combative, aggressive type. If you so much as fall near her, she will smack you back into orbit, thus perpetuating your torment. As insult to injury, she'll leave a good-sized bruise. You grit your teeth and brace for the blow.

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/821/MsSeriousBad.jpg

But to your wonder, Miss Serious keeps her word! Racing in from nowhere, she slides in front of Miss Uppercut, interfering with the vindictive girl's strike and allowing you to pass unhindered.

You bounce a few more times and slowly roll to a stop. While the rude girl on the bicycle jeers and taunts you over something about a "sucky score", the ambulance hauls you away to the hospital. You spend four weeks in intensive care, with Miss Serious watching over your bed every night. Eventually you make a full recovery. Then you marry Miss Serious and the priest pronounces you Mister and Mistress Cannonball. You move out to the suburbs, have four children and live long and happy lives together. But your kids never understand why you utterly refuse to teach them how to ride a bicycle.

The End


[Page 5]
Miss Mousy is the quiet and nurturing girl-next-door type. If anyone can spare you from the rest of your torment, she is the one. You have suffered greatly from your many impacts against the asphalt, and the plummets from several stories in height have proven entirely terrifying. Miss Mousy's firm, soft and ample bosom offers the promise of comfort for your weary head and the most welcome respite that mankind has ever known.

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/9110/MsSeriousGood.jpg

But alas, Miss Serious is the jealous type! If she cannot have you, then she will ensure that Miss Mousy cannot have you either! And hence it is all too convenient for her to remember her promise....

Miss Serious butts between you and your would-be savior, shattering your hopes of love and comfort in the blink of an eye. Without Miss Mousy to stop your flight, you bounce and tumble on and on, endlessly dogged by the rude girl on the bicycle, your deliverer of unmatched anguish.

Eventually you roll off a cliff and die, and your last words are Miss Mousy's name, still lingering on your crushed, swelling, trembling lips.

The End


[Page 6]
Mister Doughnut walks along the street with his arms full of snack cakes, completely oblivious to your rapid descent. He would be gravely wounded by your crushing form, and the guilt you would feel would fetter you for years.

And then you know elation as you recall Miss Serious's promise! She will protect Mister Doughnut from you! She will spare you from doing him harm, and all will be well!

Miss Serious races in from the ether, bearing on her sweet shoulders the deflection of harm and peace for both you and Mister Doughnut! You witness her approach and your heart rises.

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/5373/MsSeriousHuh.jpg

But then the unexpected strikes! Miss Serious secretly harbors some deep-seated phobia against touching boys, and she hesitates from pushing Mister Doughnut out of the way. Instead, she comes to a halt and begins to tremble and breathe heavily, warding off a psychologically-inflicted panic scant inches from your soon-to-be victim.

Your body slams into Mister Doughnut, casting a shower of doughnuts and Hostess treats high into the air. The angle of the impact propel you further into the atmosphere, arcing and bouncing, arcing and bouncing. And you don't stop arcing and bouncing for a long, long time....

When your malnourished body comes grinding to a halt months later, the police have you carried to the hospital for intensive care and recovery, after which you are found to be driven by a firmly embedded psychosis; The board of psychologists declare you to be unsound of mind and you are immediately transferred to a psychiatric care institution...a modern-day euphemism for an insane asylum. You live out the rest of your days mumbling nothing more than a name, over and over:

"Mister Doughnut."

The End

[The Widowed]

Erm...special clicks? :confused:
http://img286.echo.cx/img286/7359/ClickSpecial.jpg
Ohhhhhh, Special clicks! :D

*learns to hold down the mouse button for more power on the "kick-off"*

*learns to use the Specials more proficiently*

*gains a ton of distance off the Ms. Mousy and Ms. Hadoken Specials*

http://img286.echo.cx/img286/6825/NewHigh.jpg
I. Am gaining. On you. >:]

[Kurai Inago]

Eh, My Best Ninja Score.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/kurai_inago/Ninja.bmp

If you can't read it, it's 1941076

I Don't really like the human canonball thing.... takes too long to finish watching him fly around.

Also, here's my timewaster, but It's not a flash game

Eh, it's from my very old, very abandoned website. (http://www.geocities.com/tokyo_jack_three/download.html)

[The Widowed]

Eh, My Best Ninja Score.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/kurai_inago/Ninja.bmp

If you can't read it, it's 1941076[/URL]
The only reason you beat me was because I'm so ninja, I don't even need ninja magic. :chuckle:

[suburbanhell]

Oh, don't mind me. Just fooling around and being stupid. :)

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/9389/MeetingMissSerious.jpg

[PAGE 1]
You're just standing around, minding your own business, when suddenly some very rude girl on a bicycle runs into you at top speed. And somehow you survive an impact which is hard enough to send you airborne.
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/8568/NiceHit.jpg
Turn to Page 2.


[PAGE 2]
You arc through the air and bounce along the pavement, thankful that you are somehow still alive despite being in incredible pain. And then your path is blocked by a slender, dark-haired schoolgirl clad in a blue vest, a blue skirt and a blue necktie. She looks like the quiet, serious sort. This could only be the Miss Serious you've heard about.
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/526/MsSeriousHi.jpg
Turn to Page 3.


[PAGE 3]
Just when you're about to slam bodily into Miss Serious, she sidesteps and raises her fist with determination, as if to add emphasis to her vow, which turns out to be something in Japanese which you can't quite comprehend. In the air overhead appears the nonsensical translation "Through and Run!!", a cryptic passage which could only have been imposed in this reality by a mad elder god. Yet somehow you empathically feel the meaning of her message: "I will stop you from touching the next person you're destined to touch."
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/4421/MsSeriousGo.jpg
With nothing to stop your flight, you strike the pavement and take to the air again. Standing on the street below are three other young people like yourself, and the grim realization comes over you that you cannot avoid all of them. You twist and maneuver through the air, guiding your trajectory as well as you can.

If you fall on Miss Uppercut, turn to Page 4.
If you fall on Miss Mousy, turn to Page 5.
If you fall on Mister Doughnut, turn to Page 6.


[Page 4]
You know Miss Uppercut to be the combative, aggressive type. If you so much as fall near her, she will smack you back into orbit, thus perpetuating your torment. As insult to injury, she'll leave a good-sized bruise. You grit your teeth and brace for the blow.

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/821/MsSeriousBad.jpg

But to your wonder, Miss Serious keeps her word! Racing in from nowhere, she slides in front of Miss Uppercut, interfering with the vindictive girl's strike and allowing you to pass unhindered.

You bounce a few more times and slowly roll to a stop. While the rude girl on the bicycle jeers and taunts you over something about a "sucky score", the ambulance hauls you away to the hospital. You spend four weeks in intensive care, with Miss Serious watching over your bed every night. Eventually you make a full recovery. Then you marry Miss Serious and the priest pronounces you Mister and Mistress Cannonball. You move out to the suburbs, have four children and live long and happy lives together. But your kids never understand why you utterly refuse to teach them how to ride a bicycle.

The End


[Page 5]
Miss Mousy is the quiet and nurturing girl-next-door type. If anyone can spare you from the rest of your torment, she is the one. You have suffered greatly from your many impacts against the asphalt, and the plummets from several stories in height have proven entirely terrifying. Miss Mousy's firm, soft and ample bosom offers the promise of comfort for your weary head and the most welcome respite that mankind has ever known.

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/9110/MsSeriousGood.jpg

But alas, Miss Serious is the jealous type! If she cannot have you, then she will ensure that Miss Mousy cannot have you either! And hence it is all too convenient for her to remember her promise....

Miss Serious butts between you and your would-be savior, shattering your hopes of love and comfort in the blink of an eye. Without Miss Mousy to stop your flight, you bounce and tumble on and on, endlessly dogged by the rude girl on the bicycle, your deliverer of unmatched anguish.

Eventually you roll off a cliff and die, and your last words are Miss Mousy's name, still lingering on your crushed, swelling, trembling lips.

The End


[Page 6]
Mister Doughnut walks along the street with his arms full of snack cakes, completely oblivious to your rapid descent. He would be gravely wounded by your crushing form, and the guilt you would feel would fetter you for years.

And then you know elation as you recall Miss Serious's promise! She will protect Mister Doughnut from you! She will spare you from doing him harm, and all will be well!

Miss Serious races in from the ether, bearing on her sweet shoulders the deflection of harm and peace for both you and Mister Doughnut! You witness her approach and your heart rises.

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/5373/MsSeriousHuh.jpg

But then the unexpected strikes! Miss Serious secretly harbors some deep-seated phobia against touching boys, and she hesitates from pushing Mister Doughnut out of the way. Instead, she comes to a halt and begins to tremble and breathe heavily, warding off a psychologically-inflicted panic scant inches from your soon-to-be victim.

Your body slams into Mister Doughnut, casting a shower of doughnuts and Hostess treats high into the air. The angle of the impact propel you further into the atmosphere, arcing and bouncing, arcing and bouncing. And you don't stop arcing and bouncing for a long, long time....

When your malnourished body comes grinding to a halt months later, the police have you carried to the hospital for intensive care and recovery, after which you are found to be driven by a firmly embedded psychosis; The board of psychologists declare you to be unsound of mind and you are immediately transferred to a psychiatric care institution...a modern-day euphemism for an insane asylum. You live out the rest of your days mumbling nothing more than a name, over and over:

"Mister Doughnut."

The End

This = Awesome.

[suburbanhell]

OH HELL YEAH!

7599.58m!

[suburbanhell]

This morning's time killer: http://www.arniie.com/sections/user/etch.php

[Masked Revenger]

This morning's time killer: http://www.arniie.com/sections/user/etch.php

Sweet!

Here's my contribution.

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/mmeoww/

Chris

[Xielos]

No one played my game? :(

[Masked Revenger]

If anyone can beat my hugh score in this (http://www.flashplayer.com/games/monkeydude.html) game, I bow down to you :chuckle:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Xielos/betterhighscore.jpg

Damn, that game is tough!

Chris

[The Widowed]

No one played my game? :(
Not with all that spyware in my way. :grr:

[Kurai Inago]

I've played your game before Xelios.. and I got really sick of it. Got Frustrating you know.

And now that I've spent more time on the Crash game.... I must thank you for putting that up. First Business Services Technology class period I've never been bored in. I beat my Ninja score, and I got around 3K meters on the Crash one.

[Tsarmina]

Daffy Drop (http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf)

[Masked Revenger]

This one was posted on the other board, but I thought I'd repost it here.

http://bds.enpc.free.fr/jeux/pong-3D.swf

Chris

[suburbanhell]

This will take up only a *small* amount of time, but nonetheless I found it to be cool so I'm putting it up here: http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html

[suburbanhell]

This one can be frustrating in later levels, but is pretty fun:

http://allthingsflash.com/files/games/curveball.swf

Current high: 14315

[Tsarmina]

15645 lvl 6. And man does that thing have bounce!

[Tsarmina]

Second try 20435 at lvl 7. I wonder if playing this on my weakass work comp is giving me an advantage... the action may be slowed. *shrug*

[suburbanhell]

15440, I hate level 6.

[suburbanhell]

21825, Ha, Take That Level 6! Damn You Level 7!!!

[Tsarmina]

Sweet!

Here's my contribution.

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/mmeoww/

Chris
Wow. At one point I was juggling 4 kitties. :chuckle:

[suburbanhell]

Today's contribution...unless I already made one, then this would be for tomorrow, I can't really remember anymore, if I ever get out of this cubicle....I almost feel like I'm on that godforsaken 9 1/2 hour task force again, cept it's 12 1/2 hours in my office now...anyway, here's the time killer: http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html

[suburbanhell]

You all gonna love this one, LEEROY JENNKINS!!! (http://www.scottwills.co.uk/flash/teamwork/teamwork.html)

[Quakester]

BWAHAHAHA!!! :lol: :lmao: :singdance

[inkblaster]

You all gonna love this one, LEEROY JENNKINS!!! (http://www.scottwills.co.uk/flash/teamwork/teamwork.html)

I just keep hitting the LEEEROY JEENKINS button, it's like crack to a crack fiend.

[Meltman]

You all gonna love this one, LEEROY JENNKINS!!! (http://www.scottwills.co.uk/flash/teamwork/teamwork.html)

Oh, that's getting bookmarked right now.

[Amoeba Man]

I just keep hitting the LEEEROY JEENKINS button, it's like crack to a crack fiend.Ditto[snip]...http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.htmlOMG! That time killer made me late for work. Damn that's fun.

[suburbanhell]

Today's time killer: Slot Car Racing! (http://minenet.org/bilbana.htm)

[Quakester]

Not sure if anyone posted this yet, but oh well. copter (http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-81.htm)

[suburbanhell]

Today's Time Killer: The Sith Sense (http://sithsense.com/flash.htm)

[Meltman]

That's awesome. "Who's your father?" Hahaha.

[suburbanhell]

Today's Time Killer: Gimp Roulette! (http://members.aon.at/rialskaedda.html/gimproulette.swf)

[Meltman]

http://www.freshblood.zic.pl/tom/

[suburbanhell]

Ok been far too long since I posted one so here's one I just found:

http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/eskiv/eskiv.htm

[suburbanhell]

Ok so my Time Killer for today isn't really a game, but a useful tool for a game.

http://www.pokulator.com/pok/pok.cfm

Helps with Texas Hold 'Em odds. Was just in a tournament on Ultimate Bet and I won with this. Almost feels like cheating...almost... :D

[suburbanhell]

Here's a rather addicting one: http://www.addictinggames.com/dinerdash.html

[Krypto]

Oh, don't mind me. Just fooling around and being stupid. :)
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The End


Hahaha, I knew there was a reason I saved this.

J00 can't beat my high score!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/SVTBert/highscore.jpg

[The Widowed]

Hahaha, I knew there was a reason I saved this.

J00 can't beat my high score!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/SVTBert/highscore.jpg
Damn right I can't. :yoy:

[Kinetix]

Here's a rather addicting one: http://www.addictinggames.com/dinerdash.html

SO addictive, I can only get to Level 6

[Poison]

Simple, yet addictive (http://www.fresh99.com/bubble-wrap.htm)

[suburbanhell]

Timewaster of the day is:......................




























Amazon.com!


I can't friggin' stop updating my wishlist....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?

:write:

[Meltman]

Lots, but that has nothing to do with Amazon.com...

[IamLink]

I've been having a lot of fun with Hexic (http://zone.msn.com/en/hexic/default) Mainly because I haven't been able to finish an entire game before. =P I'd love to see a screenie if someone accomplishes it. ^_^

[suburbanhell]

Today's timekiller: http://www.freearcade.com/Twistingo.jav/Twistingo.html Addicted so much I had to bearshare the deluxe version.

[Krypto]

I challenge thee, to beat my score in Bejewled 2 (http://www.addictinggames.com/bejeweled2.html) on the Classic mode. (must be using IE)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/SVTBert/highscoreBJ2.jpg

[suburbanhell]

Here's a good "I wish I wasn't at work" waste of time: http://games.yahoo.com/games/downloads/fireworks.html

[suburbanhell]

http://www.addictinggames.com/sobersanta.html :D

[suburbanhell]

http://www.funflashgames.com/santaskijump.htm

[suburbanhell]

God this is addicting!

http://www.gamehouse.com/onlinegames/playgame.jsp?navnum=2&AID=&game=gutter2&code=Gball2

I can't stop playing it today.

[suburbanhell]

Here's another annoying but addicting one: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/292911

[suburbanhell]

Not sure if I've posted this one before...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

[suburbanhell]

http://www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

[Krypto]

Not sure if I've posted this one before...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

Haha, check this out.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/SVTBert/time.jpg

[suburbanhell]

How the HELL did you get him at 0.000???

[Kinetix]

He's a premature clicker.

[suburbanhell]

:lmao:

[Krypto]

Hahahaha. :P

Got lucky. Little guy didn't make it very far, haha.

[thebluecanary]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/thebluecanary/Sheep.jpg

What? 0.000s is hard? =P

[Krypto]

See, now there's a premature clicker. 3 second penalty, tsk tsk. :P

[thebluecanary]

See, now there's a premature clicker. 3 second penalty, tsk tsk. :P

you also get the 3 second penalty if you fail to click at all. =P

[suburbanhell]

Ok, so I recently re-discovered the be-all end-all of timekillers:

www.puzzlepirates.com

Puzzle Pirates, YARR!

[The Widowed]

Which ocean do you play on, Burbs? :)

[suburbanhell]

Yarr I be playin' on Midnight this time around. Last time I sailed on Cobalt, but since not a subscriber they deleted me.

[The Widowed]

Awww, I'm on Cobalt now. I was hoping that we could go a-pirating together later on. Monte has her own sloop now, you know.... :(

It's funny that you got deleted from Cobalt though. I see lots of green-names (nonsubscribers) wandering around on Cobalt. Or did they change this since you last played?

[suburbanhell]

Well hell, It's not as if it would take much for me to create a pirate on Cobalt again. Burby almost has his own sloop on Midnight, I'm about 2k poe away, heh.

Yarr, I believe they delete inactive Greenies after a certain period of time.

[suburbanhell]

Yep...so this is my new time killer. Lost about 5 hours to it yesterday and so far 3 hours today.

http://microbattles.ning.com/index.php

[suburbanhell]

So I was killing time while Golden Streak was getting through Terra Volta and found this little gem:

http://www.totebo.com/monkey-lander.php

Enjoy. :D

[suburbanhell]

Through the magic of hatred for my job, I found this: http://www.arcadenerds.com/games/Konnectors

[suburbanhell]

Got another one for everyone. Good clean professional killer fun.

http://www.betmenko.eu/TheProfessionalsII_P.php

[MajorMarvel]

Wasnt Time Killers a bad Arcade fighting game where you cut off your opponents limbs?

[suburbanhell]

No idea. Anyway here's another one for all you retro gamers.

http://www.groovz.com/play/kaboom/

This just took up about 30 minutes of my time, and looks to take up a good portion of the rest of my day.

[suburbanhell]

Not sure if I've posted this one before but WOW is this addicting.

http://www.gamemasterforums.com/play-398-Busy_Burger.html

[The Widowed]

Wasnt Time Killers a bad Arcade fighting game where you cut off your opponents limbs?
Yep. And I completely ruled it with Matrix. Jump up. Hit Right Foot rapid-fire to kick the other guy in the head while keeping yourself aloft. Repeat until the other guy's dizzy. Let yourself drop toe-to-toe with him and mash all five buttons to take off his head and both arms with your decap-attack. Round goes to Matrix. Do it again. Match goes to Matrix. :D

She had a mean Left Hand punch too. Her right arm was normal, but her left arm was cybernetic and it would telescope out Dhalsim style. You could dizzy someone and keep them at range just by standing and jamming on Left Hand, but then it was easier for the other guy to simply do a decap-attack and hack your left arm off.

It was disappointing that Time Killers wouldn't let you cut off your opponent's legs; You could still slash their legs up and leave cuts and gouges, but the legs never came off. But then Bloodstorm--the unofficial sequel to Time Killers--came along and fixed that while adding victory bonuses for if you were still able to kick the other guy's ass despite having no arms, no legs or no limbs at all; Hopping around on your crotch and headbutting the other guy to death wasn't easy, after all. ;)

There was lots of pretty red blood in both games, of course (or green blood in the case of Mantazz the space bug). Get slashed or stabbed in the arms or legs or torso or head, get a new wound and leave drops of blood on the ground. Lose an arm, leave even more blood on the ground. Try to punch with an arm that had already been lopped off, gouts of blood would spit out of the sundered stump and arc gracefully to splatter on the ground. Lose your head? Blood geysers from both neck stumps.

Yes, the graphics and animation for both games sucked. But then, you weren't exactly playing those two games for the graphics and animation, were you? >:]

(And since you didn't commit your usual to/too/two error, I feel obligated to instead inform you that it's not necessary to capitalize "arcade". And you skipped a couple of apostrophes. :P )

[The Widowed]

Ooh, look what I found! :D

http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/a/timeran.htm

...which is but one page of game endings for a broad variety of video games on this site:

http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/index.htm

...

Wow. I never knew that Castle of Dragon had a bad ending.... :think:

[Xielos]

LEEEEEMMMMMMIIIINNNNGGGSSS!!!!! (http://www.elizium.nu/scripts/lemmings/)

This was the first video game I ever played :D

[Enlightened One]

http://www.streetfighteronline.com/

Not sure if this was put as a link already, but if not... there you go!

http://www.owensworld.com/flashgames/play-578.htm
And for a second one I found, it plays similar to Superman: The Arcade Game's first level. :)

[suburbanhell]

I may never work again: http://spill.sesam.no/katapult/index.php

[Titomancer]

I may never work again: http://spill.sesam.no/katapult/index.php

915.774 Ft :D Personal best so far

[Solario]

1020.713 m.

[Titomancer]

1197.976 ;)

new: 1199.697

Damn you Burby! If I lose me job, I'm blaming you!

[thebluecanary]

1197.976 ;)

new: 1199.697

Damn you Burby! If I lose me job, I'm blaming you!

Wow. I must really suck at this game. I can't get over 600ish. I am not sure what the point of moving left and right is for.

[Masked Revenger]

1170.389! Wooo! Of course, I hit him straight into the groud a few times before I got this, but still. :D

Chris

[Titomancer]

1290.123 ! Woot!

[Titomancer]

Wow. I must really suck at this game. I can't get over 600ish. I am not sure what the point of moving left and right is for.

Aligning yourself for maximum aerodynamics. And dont forget to hit UP when you touch a pink cloud to jump higher.

[thebluecanary]

Aligning yourself for maximum aerodynamics. And dont forget to hit UP when you touch a pink cloud to jump higher.

Well, I always seem to flight right between them.

[Titomancer]

tweak your flightpath then, the angle of takeoff and maximize the power. It takes max power and an angle of about 35-35 degrees to get the right flight path. If you're descending before the hot air balloon thats a bad thing

[Masked Revenger]

1506.698! Yeah, baby!!!!!

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

Phooey. I can't get past 500 to 600 meters. :mad:

I'm going back to Nanaca Crash (http://megami.starcreator.com/nanaca-crash/) :(

[thebluecanary]

Phooey. I can't get past 500 to 600 meters. :mad:

I'm going back to Nanaca Crash (http://megami.starcreator.com/nanaca-crash/) :(

You and I are in the same boat.

[bpphantom]

I can get to 862, but seem to miss most of the purple clouds of 'going-futher-ness'. :(

[Titomancer]

1615.377 :bdance:

[Masked Revenger]

I still got you!

1631.453!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/BlanchPrez/katapult.jpg

Some tips for those having trouble: Crank your seat back to almost all the way down, but not quite there. Then, try and get the shot wall so that the arrow is pointing to the top of the lighthouse.

Next, when you hit a pink cloud, hit up lots of times, each time you hit it, you go up further. This works for me, I get over 1100 every time.

Chris

[Quakester]

Only 1292.077

[Meltman]

1253.379: Personal Best

[thebluecanary]

By following the Masked Revenger Katapult Technique I was able to go from a whimpy 600 to a masive 913.126 in just one lesson! You too can get these kind of results. Just send $19.95 to the address on your screen!

[Titomancer]

I find that initial hieght isnt as important as forward velocity. I can consistently hit 1200 but aiming the uprights above the lighthouse and going for forward velocity (there's a step ladder of clouds that if you hit them, you well be equal in hieght to the Blimp). And hitting those clouds is paramount. I wonder if its possible to clear the entire map (note the progress bar at the bottom left, look slike the whole course is about 2000-2500 km.)

[bpphantom]

1395.066 by total luck :D

[Quakester]

I WIN!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Quakester/HAHA.jpg

[Titomancer]

Holy crap. Nice!

[Dr Jack Wolfe]

Well, i could use a translation, but I think I got it. First one I put in the dirt though. Really bad in the dirt. Guy basically got dragged 100 meters Hehehe.

[Malibu Sally]

Okie everyone. Try this one:

SLING! (http://sling.ezone.com/game.php)

It starts off really easy, then gets maddening. :)

[Masked Revenger]

Okie everyone. Try this one:

SLING! (http://sling.ezone.com/game.php)

It starts off really easy, then gets maddening. :)

Very cool. I love the opening Tutorial.

Chris

[suburbanhell]

A classic re-done.

http://www.hotflashgames.com/hotrocks.htm

[The Widowed]

Balloon Drop!

http://www.virtualarad.net/games/ballon_drop.htm

This is on a nifty site with several other games. But please don't play the one where you have to strip Blue Mary naked. I like Blue Mary. :p

[Malibu Sally]

Yeah. No one is going to try and mess around with Mary now that you have called everyone's attention to her.

[The Widowed]

A classic re-done.

http://www.hotflashgames.com/hotrocks.htm
The laser cannon? Rocks.
The photon torpedo? Rocks.
The nuke? Rocks.
The black hole? SUCKS! Using it will get you killed. Trust me.

Yeah. No one is going to try and mess around with Mary now that you have called everyone's attention to her.
Ah, but you underestimate the find-it-ness of the Guru folks, Sally. Might as well go pre-emptive. :P

[Malibu Sally]

Ah, but you underestimate the find-it-ness of the Guru folks, Sally. Might as well go pre-emptive. :P
Pre-emptive my butt. You know damn well that by saying "don't mess with Mary" you are practically forcing your fellow Guru's to do just that. (well... Vendel at the very least) :P

[Akamaz]

i was tryingh to find a flash game that someone had opsted, where you're making a path for a sledder to umm.. ride his sled down, but i'm having no luck, any ideas?

oops, it was on another forum, but for your playing pleasure..

Line Rider!

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40255643/

[Masked Revenger]

I present to you, Pong.... with a twist!

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_flash/jeu_chiant.swf

Chris

[suburbanhell]

http://www.miniglobz.com/games/cook_en.html

Highest I've gotten so far is 1123.

[bpphantom]

Geezum Burbs, that guy is picky.

[suburbanhell]

This might be a re-post but I stumbled onto it again today and it's a blast. http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.swf

[suburbanhell]

Ok been a while since I've posted one of these but this one looks like a keeper for a few days:

http://www.staticgames.com/playgame.php?id=6

[suburbanhell]

Yep...here's another addicting one: http://www.gamehouse.com/onlinegames/playgame.jsp?navnum=2&AID=&game=snake

[suburbanhell]

Thanks to the magic of StumbleUpon I found this gem today: http://www.gamekatz.com/play-game/League-Bowling

[suburbanhell]

Not sure if Storm The House ever made it to the illustrious list of time killers, but here's the equally addictive Storm The House 2: http://www.chessoscorner.com/files/stormthehouse2.swf

[thebluecanary]

I can't stop playing this!

I mean, I have it on pause RIGHT NOW!

http://www.armorgames.com/games/theendlesszombierampage_popup.html

[suburbanhell]

SOOOOOO much fun: http://fpflashfarm.com/FB49PFBFFKJ42BF/13888_seaoffire.swf

[Malibu Sally]

SOOOOOO much fun: http://fpflashfarm.com/FB49PFBFFKJ42BF/13888_seaoffire.swf
That game cheats. :(

[thebluecanary]

That game cheats. :(

I know. They just keep making new buildings all the time. Anti-aircraft sucks ass. No point to uses planes at all. =(

[suburbanhell]

That game cheats. :(
I know. They just keep making new buildings all the time. Anti-aircraft sucks ass. No point to uses planes at all. =(

Pffft. This game was easy as hell, and planes were my biggest assets, nothing like watching a ton of bombs split into a TON of bombs and blow the enemy to smithereens. I win. :D

http://home.comcast.net/%7Epatuleia/SeaOfFire.jpg

[suburbanhell]

http://www.freespaceinvaders.org/

Current high score: 29,550

[thebluecanary]

http://www.freespaceinvaders.org/

Current high score: 29,550

I was never a huge fan of Space Invaders. I always liked Astiroids.

[suburbanhell]

Asteroids is good too, but I happened to stumble on Space Invaders yesterday and had a lot of fun playing it since it had been quite a while since my last venture with that game.

[suburbanhell]

Ok this one is retarded addicting, very simple card battle game: URBAN RIVALS! (http://www.urban-rivals.com/?sponsor=611838)

[suburbanhell]

Another great time killer: http://www.papalouie.com/games/papas_pizzeria_0x369c01.swf

[suburbanhell]

OH MY GOD this one's addicting -- it's another one of those MMO's where you log on every day and do various activities a la the Alien Adoption Agency, Tribal Wars, etc but set in a cyberpunk setting, it's fun as hell -- I've been playing it for about a week now and can't stop:

VileCity (http://www.vilecity.com/index.php?r=56721)

[suburbanhell]

Here's another click a few times every day web-based "MMO", this one being based on professional wrestling. It's still in a rather early stage of the game, though they're constantly making improvements. It's at least captured my attention for the last few weeks.

The Wrestling Game (http://www.thewrestlinggame.com?wg=30302)

[suburbanhell]

This one was a good waste of a couple hours: http://www.playzgame.com/online-flash-games/Filler.php

Got to level 41, Final score: 97,941 :)

[suburbanhell]

Everyone loves tower/turret defense type games, so, here's another one!

http://www.arcadegamerz.com/storage/defender.swf

This one's set in a pre-pub 16 Ultima Online setting. Kill trammies and baddies for fun and profit.

[suburbanhell]

Found this gem today, it's good for some time killing, nothing too exciting, easy stuff:

http://www.addictinggames.com/scribblestates.html

[bpphantom]

Booyah! It was only a matter of time: Super Obama World (http://superobamaworld.com/)

[bpphantom]

It's like playing with a particle accelerator: Auditorium (http://playauditorium.com/).

[suburbanhell]

Another day in the cube of doom, another interesting little find to add to the TK list.

http://suburban-hell.mybrute.com

Create your brute, he fights, watch him kick some ass, level up, repeat. Simple. Easy. Addictive. Flash games FTW.