Joe's New Theme Song

[Jade]

Thats right ladies and gentlemen, i found it. Joe's theme song.

Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Lady!

hehehe

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced to grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right

Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
Tried to blow me away

Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady

So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise

Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady

What a funky lady
She like it like it like it like that
He was a lady

Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, sue me

[sheld0n]

I swear, I always thought it's "do it like a lady" :lol:

[iggy880]

I thought that Krypto called that years ago, along with trademarking the idea for the original Tickle Me Elmo, but under the original name of "Touch Me Krypto"

[Larke]

omg, that is SO good!!!

[Tarkenchi]

I swear, I always thought it's "do it like a lady" :lol:


Me too...

:lol:

Funny, Nice find Dione.

[Meltman]

I swear, I always thought it's "do it like a lady" :lol:

...

...

O_o

It's not THAT hard to understand...

[Larke]

I don't think Joe is gonna be able to get you back Dee, so I told him he should just take it and be nice and post this:

James Blunt - You're Beautiful
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
F**king high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

Oh yeah
I miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe Schmoe]

No no, I found one! ;)

Artist: Bowling for Soup
Song: The Bitch Song

Is it okay
If I speak to you today
You've been pissed off for a week now
With nothing I could say
Could make you look up
Or crack up
Is there anything that I can do
Anything to show you...

You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh
You can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a bitch
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

So you tell me that there's nothing left to say
I drive
You face the window
Then you're in my face
Tellin' me to grow up
(oh oh)
I wish you'd grow up
(oh oh)
I can't wait until you fall asleep
I wonder if you know that...

You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh
You can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a bitch
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!

You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh
You can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a bitch
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

Yeah
You're a bitch
but I love you anyway
So why don't ya
Stay

[Larke]

ok, that was a good one... he got ya back Dione LOL

[Kinetix]

*slow evil-genius clap increasing in speed*

[Jade]

Joe, honey, do you really want to get into another musical battle with me? I always win.... *sigh* Well, since you pulled out the guns, heres one back at ya. heh

Eamon - F*ck It (I Don't Want You Back)

Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No

[Verse 1:]
See, I dont know why I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now thats all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel

[Chorus:]
F*ck what I said it dont mean $hit now
F*ck the presents might as well throw em out
F*ck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
F*ck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

F*ck what I said it dont mean $hit now
F*ck the presents might as well throw em out
F*ck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
F*ck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

[Verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Keep this **** from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me

F*ck what I said it dont mean $hit now
F*ck the presents might as well throw em out
F*ck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
F*ck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

F*ck what I said it dont mean $hit now
F*ck the presents might as well throw em out
F*ck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
F*ck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah

Ya questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my great one
Now its, over, but I do admit I'm sad.
It hurts real bad, I cant sweat that, cuz I loved a hoe

F*ck what I said it dont mean $hit now
F*ck the presents might as well throw em out
F*ck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
F*ck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah

[Tarkenchi]

Heres one in joes defense!

"He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
"

[Larke]

woo Joe, from both sides now LOL

[Meltman]

woo Joe, from both sides now LOL

That's how Joe likes it.

[Heather]

For Dee and Joe :)

Im Ugly And I Dont Know Why
Artist - Butt Trumpet

I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his and nothing would compare
And he said

You're ugly
What the f*ck gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that doo?
You're ugly because you're ugly
I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
My reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said

You're ugly
What the f*ck gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that doo?
You're ugly because you're ugly
Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name
was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And
everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day
these three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named Heidi
Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, Let me see those
pumpkin seeds, and she said, No. And I grabbed her hand and I said,
Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, b*tch! And I looked at them and
they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin
seeds and I said, Hey b*tch! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my
boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick
your f*ckin' ass, b*tch! And you know what she had the nerve to say to
me? She said...

You're ugly
What the f*ck gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that doo?
You're ugly because you're ugly


Everyone sing it with me now!!!

(if for some unknown reason you want this song hit me on AIM)

[Larke]

i have that one!! i so thought of it, but I was on Dee's side, so I didn't want to give it to Joe :D

[Jade]

ROFL! You guys are trippin me out. WAY too funny. Thanks to all my home girls that are supporting me, you know i'll win this battle. eerr.... why do i suddenly feel like one of those stupid battling rappers?

[Inertial]

On a side note I noticed sometime in the last day that someone registiered the name. Joes Mom, so either someones joshing joe, joes protecting his mothers posting name preemptively or someones about to tarnish joes mothers good name.

[Joe Schmoe]

*stomps in, bites Jade, and walks out*

[Malibu Sally]

*stomps in, bites Jade, and walks out*
???

[Larke]

I played his Theme song :D

[Jade]

alright, whoever brought this to the top is TOTALLY fired! hahaha

-Jade

[Larke]

Joe.

[Meltman]

Can we just fire Druid again instead?