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MikeKAY
05-01-2005, 01:09 AM
School mistakes huge burrito for a weapon
CLOVIS, N.M. (AP) — A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.
Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.

In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semi-circle, straining their necks, awaiting news.

"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.

Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on.

"The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her.

"He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said.

The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office.

"The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."

Link (http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbea...to_x.htm?csp=34)

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Kinetix
05-01-2005, 01:23 AM
At least they're laughing about it :eyebrow: :chuckle:

Stalking Shadow
05-01-2005, 01:29 AM
You enjoy posting these news stories, don't you? :p
Not that I mind. I enjoy reading them.

Got
05-01-2005, 01:36 AM
You know, the main forum out there informed me that the last post in the Spam Forum was in a thread named "School terrorized by giant..."

I'm thoroughly discontent now.

Kinetix
05-01-2005, 01:41 AM
hahaha, got, you rule.

Randomus
05-01-2005, 02:14 AM
This is just sad.

MikeKAY
05-01-2005, 02:37 AM
You enjoy posting these news stories, don't you? :p
Not that I mind. I enjoy reading them.

Yes. Yes I do. :p

WingedAvenger
05-01-2005, 04:30 AM
"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."
What a coincidence, that was also my stage name for those adult films I di-...
Umm... never mind.
:notme:

AfterglowNoMore
05-01-2005, 05:03 AM
Well, now we just have to wait to see who makes the first Burrito Boy homage character in game. :D

Stalking Shadow
05-01-2005, 05:04 AM
Damn my disabled account!

Malibu Sally
05-01-2005, 05:15 AM
Actually what's sad about all this is that Zero-tolerance policies at the schools being what they are and all, the kid who brought the burrito will probably be suspended and have to go through some kind of anger management counseling.