...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel

[Masked Revenger]

Vin Diesel's left hand is the only part of his body which suffers from epileptic seizures. When he can control these seizures, he has the power to cause the fall of nations or make entire planets collide.

Get more random facts here. (http://www.4q.cc/vin/)

Chris

[Malibu Sally]

Hahahahahaha!

" Vin Diesel once took a s**t, lasting for 40 days and 40 nights. Thus, Gérard Depardieu was born."


I always wondered....... :p

[Digital]

"Vin Diesel's original birth name: Nummymuffin Cocobutter."

Who knew we'd have the same birth name?






... What?

[Quakester]

The idea of daylight savings time was first conceived by Vin Diesel during his sojourn as an American delegate in Paris in 1784, as an effective counter-measure to a Summer time plague of sun-vulnerable vampires. His campaign; successful.

That'll show those damn dirty vamps. :shinner:

[Blackbat]

"The Passion of the Christ is really Vin Diesel's story, but Mel Gibson couldn't afford the rights."

You know, when I watched The Passion of the Christ I always thought it seemed like something Vin Diesel would do. Now I know why. ;)

Edit: This one wins as the best quote....Vin Diesel has been heard claiming to be "teh 1337 HaXxoR".

[8 Ball]

"Vin Deisel created YOU on the 8th day"

Nice one :D.

[sheld0n]

" Vin Diesel actually runs on gasoline. Originally he was called Vin V8, but the vegetable juice people sued him."

:lol: i love these sites!

edit:
oh man, these are like precious little comedy gems!

-The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was to convince the world the devil didn't exist.

- Like icebergs, you can only see about 10% of Vin Diesel above the surface of the earth.

- Vin Diesel once became a herald of Galactus to save his home world

- Vin Diesel's first words as a baby were what is now known as the Bill of Rights.

:chuckle:

[TroubleWolf]

Man, I want to be like Vin Diesel when I grow up.

[Randomus]

Man, I want to be like Vin Diesel when I grow up.

You want to lose all your higher mental faculties?

I can help. I have this lead pipe just lying around.

[Stalking Shadow]

Vin Diesel taught the Kool-Aid Man how to burst through walls.

OOOHHHHH YEAH!

[TroubleWolf]

Do I get the muscles, too? Girls like muscles.

[Tsarmina]

Vin Diesel caught herpes from a Hispanic dodo but got rid of them using only duct tape and an illegitimate African child named Dan.
Vin Diesel is actually an android controlled by a little balding British man named Basil.
You SURE you wanna be him Wolf?

[TroubleWolf]

Darn tootin'! Hot chicks dig the Vin!

[Tsarmina]

While in stealth mode he is only detectable by the smell of freshly mown grass he gives off at all times.
Vin Diesel is in fact a transsexual midget who also starred in the Wizard of Oz as the little wiener munchican who always had his hands in her pokckets.
Despite his rugged, masculine looks; Vin Diesel is actually a woman. O_o

[sheld0n]

Vin Diesel is neither heterosexual nor homosexual. He is only sexually attracted by blue light.

[Amoeba Man]

Vin Diesel has breasts that do indeed lactate.

[Sebastian Kain]

Vin Diesel has a specially-shaped tongue which allows him to plug into any nearby electrical socket.

[Joe Schmoe]

Laughing so hard :)

Vin Diesel has no addictions, except that of a jelly donut every Sunday after Mass; which he only attends for the "funny stories".

Vin Diesel sleeps on a bed of live hornets. Every single hornet is named "Pablo".

There's an old saying that 'You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.' Vin Diesel became so enraged upon learning this, that he carved to words into the belly of a eunuch and defeated him under the judgement of Thunderdome.

Boobs on women? Vin Diesel's idea to God.

Don't drop a bottle of Goya in front of Vin Diesel, or he'll smack you like the ho you are.

It was predicted by Nostradamus that, “in the early years of the new millennium, a force shall come out of the West that shall be more powerful and awesome than all that has gone before.” He was talking about Vin Diesel.

[sheld0n]

And now something for Randomus:

Vin Diesel is the ultimate paradox in that he does not think and yet he very much is.

[BvS]

Verne Troyer is the result of someone feeding Vin Disel after midnight.

(Their typo, I just cut and pasted)

[Lorash]

wow..*bookmarked*

Vin Diesel's only live action appearance on film was in The Iron Giant. All his other appearances have been simulated by cutting edge computer graphics.

[iggy880]

Rosie O'Donnell is actually Vin Diesel in a fat suit.

I alwyas wondered.

Edit: You have to read this to believe it

After going back in time to single-handedly lead the Greek army to victory at the Battle of Thermopylae, Vin Diesel corraled all the remaining Persian soldiers into a straight line and impaled them all through the gut with his enormous penis. He then used their corpses to kick around the disembodied heads littering the battlefield, thus inventing the sport of foosball.

[Masked Revenger]

Vin Diesel has been in every ska band ever, but has never sang a note or played an instrument. As an addendum, Vin Diesel's singing voice can cloud the minds and hearts of the wicked. The pure and good will hear nothing.

Chris

[Masked Revenger]

Vin Diesel is to Earth like Primus is to Cybertron. Only better, because Vin Diesel created organic life.

Chris

[WingedAvenger]

-[i] Like icebergs, you can only see about 10% of Vin Diesel above the surface of the earth.
... can't ... breathe ...

[Black Razor]

Vin Diesel invented Spanish, but not Spain. Por que? Porque he COULD.

[Vendel]

The only thing that Vin Diesel didn't create is God. Whether or not God created Vin is still debatable.

[Stalking Shadow]

Dude, Vin Diesel is going to get nerfed by the devs.

[Poison]

Vin Diesel is not made of flesh and blood like normal folk, but from thousands of tiny Vin Diesels. The tiny Vin Diesels are made from high carbon steel, marzipan, chocolate ice cream and a mysterious substance that defies chemical analysis.

Michael Jackson never touched Vin Diesel inappropriately. But Vin Diesel did write Thriller.

Dragon Ball Z is closely based on Vin Diesel's last piano recital.

:lol:

[sheld0n]

- Vin Diesel's shadow has a shadow. And its name is Keanu Reeves.

- The early NES game, "Bionic Commando" is really a loosely translated true to life story about Vin Diesels walk to school one day when he was 11 years old.

- Google is not a standard search engine, as once thought, but rather, an e-mail sent directly to the brain of Vin Diesel, who then immediately e-mails back the warranted response.

[Tsarmina]

Vin Diesel only says ROFL when he falls out of his chair, rolls on the floor, and laughs.

The first rule of Vin Diesel Club is you do not talk about Vin Diesel Club. The second rule is that you have to let Vin Diesel see you naked.

[Vendel]

Vin Diesel once slapped Kareem Abdul Jabar in the face. They both cried afterwards.

If you were to supply a 1.21 jiggawatts of power to Vin Diesel's sneakers and have him accelerate to 88 MPH, his flux capacitor should activate sending him back to 1955.

Vin Diesel already knows the next thing you will type.

[Akamaz]

Vin Diesel! It's highly addictive!

[sheld0n]

- Vin lives in a pineapple under the sea.

-After twenty-nine years of thorough research, it was discovered that Mr. T was actually the product of a year long affair between Vin Diesel and Chewbacca.

-Vin Diesel doesn't actually have bones or internal organs. Underneath his skin is another slightly smaller Vin Diesel and underneath that is yet another even smaller Vin Diesel. After the third layer his body is filled with rich, creamy nougat.

[Blackbat]

In a straight fight between Muhammed Ali and Bruce Lee - Vin Diesel would win.

[Tarkenchi]

Thats no moon, thats actually Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel likes to take the form of Catholic priests as a hobby in order to antagonize god for being a too much of a pussy to play him in a game of Scrabble.

Vin Diesel beat 43 chimps in an arm wrestling contest to become world champion.

Vin Diesel was born and fathered by himself.


Vin Diesel can lift a Chevy Suburban using only his left upper eyelid.


my personal favorite is

You cannot kill Vin Diesel, you can merely put him into stasis. You do this by chopping off his head and placing it in a bag made of raw silk. The silk bag prevents the head from growing legs and reuniting with the body. He shaves his head to prevent his enemies (which are numerous) from having hair to grab onto, making decapitation by sword more difficult.

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel dyslexia from suffers.

[WingedAvenger]

Coming soon to a theater near you...

Mega Man: The Movie

Starring Vin Diesel (http://megamanmovie.ytmnd.com/)!

:chuckle:

[Gaia]

:lmao: Good one Winged Avenger!

*puts on the theme to the A-Team*
In 1972, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Vin Diesel.

[Joe Schmoe]

Vin Diesel wrote a bunch of popular scary books for kids. He was published under the name R.L. Stine.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, mother******!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense.

Unbeknownst to many, Vin Diesel actually invented walking. "I'm glad it caught on," says the humble star.

[Cold Quake]

Vin Diesel created time, then subsequently traveled back in time using a modified Delorian with a flux capacitor. Vin Diesel then punched Michael J Fox so hard that he ceased to exist.

[Mosquito]

Vin Diesel once drew a self portrait with the blood of a thousand virgins.

Vin Diesel was chosen by counsel of Elrond to take the Ring of power to the crack of Mount Doom.

Vin Diesel's mother used to pack him TWO Lunchables. Aha! The source of his power!

Vin Diesel will never write an autobiography, since he's worried it would knock The Bible off the bestseller list, then he'd have to go up to heaven and console God, who'd probably be really upset with the whole affair, and he'd have to tell him it was just a good year for autobiographies, and that people still like The Bible, but want to wait for the holiday sales.

[Meltman]

Shooting on xXx had to stop for two weeks as Vin Diesel was called in by NASA to help realign the Earths orbit.

[Gaia]

Vin Diesel never ever acts as Vin Diesel. All the time, he is impersonating an imaginary italian actor named Paolo, who is in turn impersonating Vin Diesel. Since both Paolo and Vin Diesel are first-rate impersonators, nobody ever notices. But Paolo's work has more merit, since English in not his first language.

Inside of his head he has a swirling vortex of pure energy that burns with the intensity of 12 suns.

Vin Diesel is the embodiment of every conspiracy known to man.

Put a five year old in a headlock because "his hair was combed funny".

In 1898, Vin Diesel invented "yellow journalism", triggering the Spanish-American War. Vin then single-handedly defeated the Spanish by eating Madrid.

Only Vin Diesel can prevent forest fires.

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel is actually Claw from Inspector Gadget.

[Symbiote]

Vin Diesel has the same birthday as me.

He really does O_o , july 18!

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel knows where all the socks from the dryer go.

[Papillon]

The seventh and last Harry Potter book will be called Vin Diesel and Harry Potter. JK Rowlings at first tried to convince him not to break the continuity and call it Harry Potter and Vin Diesel, or perhaps Harry Potter and the Vin Diesel, but Vin said he "didnt want none of that ****". Hermione dies at the hands of Vin at the beginning of the book, and much of the rest is spent celebrating at Hogwarts with him.

Contrary to another fact on this site, Rome was not built in a day; it only took Vin Diesel 5 hours.

Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.

[The Widowed]

Oh, okay....

Vin Diesel tried out to be a member of the Backstreet Boys. When it was discovered that his voice was tantamount to that of Lucifer Morningstar, God's chosen musician, Lucifer was banished to hell while Vin Diesel was given his next task: To star in The Pacifier.

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel was originally cast as the main character in the film, "Searching for Bobby Fischer." He was deemed unusable halfway into shooting for two reasons. 1) Legally he was Bobby Fischer. And 2) in a pivotal scene where the main character's rival makes a move and says "Trick or Treat," Vin Diesel jumped over the table and murdered the kid.

[Rottweiler]

Vin Diesel invented the concept of 'left.'

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel’s saliva is a mild hallucinogen.

[Sun-Scarab]

-
- The early NES game, "Bionic Commando" is really a loosely translated true to life story about Vin Diesels walk to school one day when he was 11 years old.

(that one sounds cooler than : )

Vin Diesel wipes his ass with sandpaper

[Blackbat]

A few people can lift Thor's hammer, but Vin Diesel's the only one who can beat Thor's ass with it.

[Randomus]

Vin Diesel sucks.

[Masked Revenger]

Vin Diesel is now the sun.

Chris

[Sun-Scarab]

Vin Diesel once got into screaming contest with a panda bear

The Inuit tribe of North America has 37 words for Vin Diesel

[Meltman]

Weeping Willows are a result of Vin Diesel yelling at trees for not being tough enough.

[Sun-Scarab]

All buildings that Vin Diesel walks out of explode just a few seconds after he makes his exit.

[Vendel]

Scotty doesn't know, but Vin Diesel does.

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel's middle name is "Guess". This has confused a majority of the people who ask him what his middle name is.

[Seadevil]

Vin Diesel cannot turn his head to the left. At all.

Vin Diesel plays "The King" in Burger King's Wake Up With The King TV commercials. He is paid in Angus beef.

Vin Diesel frequently swallows whole cucumbers, but solely for the nutrional value. Woe to he who should so much as snicker at this admittedly homo-erotic spectacle.

The only person Vin Diesel recognizes as an equal is the Cream of Wheat man.

There was actually no cast, crew, or sets for The Chronicles of Riddick. He ate film, crapped it, and it came to be

There is no emoticon for the way Vin Diesel feels.

[Xanatos]

Vin Diesel prints and sells shirts that say, "I fellated Vin Diesel and all I got was this lousy shirt and a mouth full of radioactive semen."

[Akamaz]

Vin Diesel sheds his skin every full moon and then mails the husk to Jamie Kennedy, for reasons still unknown.

Vin Diesel often wears a novelty neck-tie reading "Who Farted!?" which is used only to keep his head attatched to his body.

Vin Diesel expected the Spanish Inquisition, and welcomed it with open arms.

Shakespeare’s first draft of “Romeo and Juliet” was actually titled “Vin Diesel Gets All the Honey He Wants.”

The famous Troll doll is modelled after the love child born of Vin Diesel and Mariah Carey. DNA analysis confirmed the deformities afflicting the infant were not the fault of Diesel but of Carey who has only half the number of chromosomes present in a normal human. The abnormal hair color was attributed to Carey's toxic vaginal secretions, which incidentally caused the length of Diesel's penis to increase by over an inch

[iggy880]

Vin Diesel does not take planes when he goes on vacation. He simply jumps up and skydives to his destination.

Every time he dies a new clone is taken out of the vats to replace him. Because they are like a newborn child, they are always bald. Were a clone to last more than three weeks it is theorised he would look exactly like a young Gene Hackman.

Vin Diesel can smell what The Rock is cooking.

Axe Deodorant Spray is made entirely out of Vin Diesel's natural pheromones and a pinch of chili powder.

[Plasma Wisp]

Vin Diesel's Fridge contains ever kind of beer known to man, and some to monkeys. Vin Diesel does not need Baking Soda in the back, either. (http://collegehumor.com/?image_id=162541)

[Druid]

Vin Diesel has razor sharp teeth which he uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded Diesel tooth, you have the power to summon Godzilla.

LOLOLOLOL
All of mankind was saved when Zacharias Q. Hoffslaus, the antichrist, was strangled in his crib as an infant by Vin Diesel

Thank you Vin

[Cold Quake]

The book Beowulf was based on Vin Diesel's life and is written in Vin Diesel's native tongue, which he later translated into the language he made up, English. He was going to call it Dieselish but he was far too modest. Vin Diesel will also star in the upcoming film version, playing every role. Except Grendel's mom, because he is too handsome for that.

Dieselish class would have been more entertaining than English, I'm sure.

[Vendel]

The U.S. actually dropped Vin Diesel onto Hiroshima, and that one can speak for itself.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, Vin Diesel hears it.

There is intelligent life in the universe, but they have not contacted Earth because they are avoiding Vin Diesel. They owe him $5.

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel stole Stella's Groove. He gave it back for the good of mankind.

[Druid]

Vin Diesel owns his own personal zoo which he keeps deep beneath the ocean. It is stocked with creatures he has caught with his bare hands. He keeps it on the ocean floor because he is the only one who can look upon his prize possesion, medusa, and not turn to stone. Other creaturs include the demons servant Azrael, Hade's former gaurd, Cerebus, Batman, and a enchanted back scratcher named Phylus

So that's where Batman is...

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel's last name is misspelled incorrectly by exactly 2,343,563 people every day. Deviation from this exact number will result in a core meltdown of every nuclear power plant in the world.

[iggy880]

Vin Diesel's name written phonetically in Japanese forms a detailed picture of Mr. Rogers on trial for illegally downloading an mp3 of "The End Has No End," by The Strokes.

Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

He can run on water, but prefers to jog, for hours on end. During these jogging excursion he has a tendency to sweat profusely. In fact, in 6 of the 7 oceans, his sweat composes over 50% of the fluid. The only ocean containing no sweat from Vin is the Indian Ocean, because Vin was banned from India after attempting to assassinate Gandhi.

Vin knows the precise whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa, Carmen Sandiego and Waldo.

Vin Diesel is the product of a hentai experiment gone horribly right.

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel accidentally invented holy water while trying to come up with a cheap substitute for Mountain Dew.

[Vendel]

Vin Diesel is well versed in Canadian literature, and has taught several courses on the subject.

:shinner: You know I love you Canucks

[Meltman]

The original copy of the Bible has the dedication "Thanks Vin, couldn't have done it without you -JC"

[Blackbat]

And Vin Diesel so loved the world, that he gave it his only son: Superman.

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel starred with Hitler in a 1940 propaganda video designed to brainwash children in Madagascar. Two basketball players uncovered the long-lost tape in the 70s and published it under a new genre of music, rap.

[Meltman]

Windows ME never crashes if Vin Diesel is at the keyboard.

[Poison]

Today is Vin Diesel's birthday.

And that is no joke. :chuckle:
Happy birthday, Vin!

[Blackbat]

The Hulk once stepped on Vin Diesel's shoe without apologizing. To
this day, The Hulk still has a size 12 boot mark on his left butt
cheek.

Vin Diesel once became so enraged after eating 45 bags of Skittles and
finding nothing but the green ones, that he tore a path of destruction
through 10 countries, 38 states, 26 provinces, 137 counties and 167
cities. His travels of mayhem and destruction were so numerous and
devestating that the comic book character "Doomsday" was written based
on eyewitness accounts of Vin Diesel's exploits.

[Meltman]

On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

(I really wish I would have gotten this one earlier....)

[Poison]

Dammit, none of us was chosen. :(

It is stated and backed by documentation that Vin Diesel has cried only one time: it was approximately 3 tears and occurred after watching the end of the movie My Girl.

Vin Diesel is one of only six people who are legally allowed to divide by zero.

Contrary to popular belief, the brassierre was not invented for feminine breast support, but to function as a jockstrap for Vin Diesel's gargantuan testicles.

[Randomus]

So he DOES have elephantitis.

[Akamaz]

Vin Diesel (n.) - the whitish, viscid secretion formed by the male reproductive organs, containing the fertilising spermatozoa by which impregnation of the female is affected.

The name 'Vin' comes from the latin meaning of 'he who has ****ing awesomeness'. The name Diesel comes from a McDonalds happy meal toy of the hamburglar and means 'made in South Korea'.

Vin Diesel once sat on a Cactus plant. When asked how it felt he replied "Like the souls of a thousand men all suffered for my indulgence." He then **** out 6 tiny ATVs.

[Akamaz]

The dinosaurs went extinct after Vin Diesel told God he thought the dinosaurs were "a mother****ing stupid idea...dumbass." God was embarrased and killed off all the dinosaurs. Then, Vin Diesel gave back God's bong.

[iggy880]

Vin has invented a new version of paper, rock, scissors where you can also decide to be Vin himself. He has never taught anyone the hand sign for Vin because so far he has never met anyone worthy enough to use it.

Vin Diesel's reflection is always Bob Saget looking surprised, whereas Bob Saget's reflection is always Vin Diesel flipping him off.

The hit reality TV show "The Amazing Race" was originally scripted to be a race around Vin Diesel's ego. Due to a shortage of funds, CBS shortened the race, and turned it into a race around the world.

Vin Diesel is the benevolent ruler of the sun, but doesn't tell anyone cause he just "wants to be a regular guy".

[Meltman]

Gorbachev blames Vin Diesel for the mark on his forehead. Apparently an errant sneeze at a Kremlin happy hour scarred him for life.

[Vendel]

On one cold morning in his apartment, Vin Diesel cut open his cat and slept inside of it like Luke from The Empire Strikes Back.

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

Vin Diesel never has to spawn more overloards.

Vin Diesel spells his name "/in Deez-ill". It looks cool to him. Don't tell him that it doesn't.

Vin Diesel once painted the exterior of a house using only babies.

Despite wild rumors linking Vin to the overthrow of nearly one dozen oppressive third world regimes, the only substantial proof to be found is the gem-encrusted, platinum "V" medallion buried in the chest cavity of each former dictator.

[WingedAvenger]

Vin Diesel is my dad.

And he can beat up your dad.

:)

[Vendel]

Vin Diesel can watch a season of "24" in just three hours.

Upon successfully viewing Vin Diesel's anus, one wins thirty dollars in cash. The only drawback is that one must retrieve the thirty dollars from Vin Diesel's anus.

It has been said that Vin Diesel will the last being alive when the universe comes to an end. It is for this reason he invented pornography.

Vin Diesel eats his own feces, not for nutritional value, just because it's delicious.

[Vendel]

*raises this thread from the dead....with Vin's permission*

Vin Diesel once taught a woman to love again by repeatedly punching her in the face.

Vin Diesel wrote John Hancock's name on the Declaration of Independence.

If Vin Diesel was a Shaman and Tony Danza was a Paladin, Vin Diesel would totally kick Tony Danza's ass. Unless Danza used his shield and hearthed. Pussy.

Vin Diesel's urine is bottled and marketed under the brand name Pepsi.

Vin Diesel does not hear the ocean when he puts a seashell to his ear, he hears "It's Rain Raining Men" by the Weather Girls.

Shakespeare's first draft of Romeo and Juliet was actually titled Vin Diesel Gets All the Honey He Wants.

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel is losing a war with the Planet Vortex. He has escaped into the past with his technology.

Vin Diesel created the word "hello". Up until that point, people greeted each other with the word "schpadoinkle".

[Esbat]

His intestines can hold 13% more bacon than mere mortals

Vin Diesel often travels to the center of the earth in order to heat up his breakfast burritos.

Vin Diesel's urine is the main ingredient in Yellow #6.

[WingedAvenger]

Most men's nipples have no real function, but Vin Diesel's are hard enough to cut through virtually all substances, he uses them to shape diamonds, but only those over 3 carats.

Vin Diesel was disqualified from the 1994 Olympic Shotput Championship for reversing the polarity of Earth.

Vin Diesel owns the monument that appears in the opening of every 20th Century Fox film.

People die when playing Thumb War with Vin Diesel.

Scholars invented the exclamation mark JUST to describe how it sounds when Vin Diesel chews.

You know that spot between your shoulder blades you can't reach? Vin Diesel can reach there.

[suburbanhell]

Verne Troyer is the result of someone feeding Vin Disel after midnight.

Vin Diesel knows the ideal temperature and bake time of any oven when making a frozen pizza.

When Lucifer waged his war against God and all of Heaven, Vin Diesel was assigned to punish him for his insolence. Stopping only to singlehandedly beat the **** out of Satan's army of renegade angels, Vin chased him through seven galaxies, raped him several times, and threw him back to our solar system so hard that when he hit Earth's surface it created an immense cavernous funnel with nine shelves.

[iggy880]

He is saving all of his money so he can hire Christopher Lloyd to build him a time machine because he'd like to prevent the formation of The Monkees.

The reason Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon was because Vin Diesel threw him overboard after hijacking the space shuttle.

[Meltman]

Vin Diesel was born when Michelangelo's statue, David, cracked open.

Little girls are made from sugar and spice, and everything nice. Vin Diesel is made from the atomic element Boron.

Vin Diesel got to Al Capone's vault before Giraldo.