Error Sits In Front of Monitor

[Stalking Shadow]

Ever have people ask you stupid computer questions? Now it's time to make up your own. I'll start.

How do I access these forums?

[Malibu Sally]

Who designed the built-in coaster? It won't hold my drink properly.

[coldcut]

Can I use my computer in the swimming pool?

[Dynamo-Man]

How do I open this .pdf attachment with acrobat reader?

[Jade_Dragon]

Are the forums down?

[Masked Revenger]

hOW DO i TURN MY cAP lOCS OFF?

cHRIS

[Gaia]

Where's the any key on my keyboard?

[Tsarmina]

How do I reply to a post?

[Xielos]

Do I need a computer to get on the Internet?

[Gaia]

My monitor is dark and the power is out can you help me?

[sheld0n]

Where can i download the internet?

[Tsarmina]

How.do.I.get.the.spaces.between.my.words?
I.don't.see.a.button.labled.for.spaces.


(true story. Happened to a coworker's Mom when she first tried to email.)

[Randomus]

So this box has all the internet in it? I would've thought it was bigger.

[Lorash]

Why do I need to plug in my desktop? The box says it has a power supply.....

[Kinetix]

How much is an internet :p

These are called:

PEBKAC
(problem exists between computer and chair)

I.D 10-T error

(IDIOT)

[Dynamo-Man]

Will you get off of your computer so I can use the phone?

(This was actually asked of me by my ex-mother-in-law, as I was typing a paper in MSWord for school).

[Alumette]

(Actual conversation from an ISP's tech support call center)

Tech: Ma'am, I need you to click on "My Computer"

User: (in a disgusted tone) Are you coming on to me?!

[Mahaf]

(Actual conversation from an ISP's tech support call center)

Tech: Ma'am, I need you to click on "My Computer"

User: (in a disgusted tone) Are you coming on to me?!
Hahahahahahahahaha. :chuckle:





Customer: "One of my friends gave me an ImageWriter printer and this keyboard. He said he gave me all the cables, but I can't figure out how to connect them. Am I missing something?"

Tech Support: "Well, a computer would help."

Customer: "You mean this keyboard isn't a word processor?"

Tech Support: "No ma'am, its just an input device."

Customer: "Then I need to buy a computer, right?"

Tech Support: "Yes."

Customer: "Do you think I'll need a monitor, too?"

[Randomus]

But how can I click on your computer?!

(Yes, I got this one too.)

[WingedAvenger]

(Actual conversation from an ISP's tech support call center)

Tech: Ma'am, I need you to click on "My Computer"

User: (in a disgusted tone) Are you coming on to me?!

Hey baby, want me to double-click your mouse?

[suburbanhell]

Ok, dude, I got the modem, I got the disc for the internet, I still can't surf the net, what am i doing wrong?

Uh...sir, do you have a computer?

Oh...umm...no...you didn't say I needed a computer...

:jono:

[Akamaz]

What do you mean cut and paste? I bought a computer so I wouldn't have to use scissors and glue....

[TroubleWolf]

Hello... Tech Support? Uh, yeah... how do I get to the porn?

[Masked Revenger]

Hello... Tech Support? Uh, yeah... how do I get to the porn?

Go to www.askesbat.com. :P

Chris

[suburbanhell]

Go to www.askesbat.com (http://www.askesbat.com/). :P Chris

Domain still available! Quick someone lock it up and charge Esbat for the rights! >:]

[TroubleWolf]

Go to www.askesbat.com. :P

Chris

I should have specified... no gay porn, please.

[Stalking Shadow]

How much is an internet :p

These are called:

PEBKAC
(problem exists between computer and chair)

I.D 10-T error

(IDIOT)

See, I forgot that! Thanks for reminding me of the terms.