I'm thinking about buying an internet.

[Got]

I found this in in My Documents today. I have no idea where it came from, I can't recall downloading it all, so (as you do) I thought I'd share it with you.

www.streamload.com/Alistair101/internet.mp3

The Barras that he mentions at the end is an infamous market in Glasgow that gets raided every now and then by the police because it sells a whole manner of illegal goods, from cigarettes stuffed with sawdust to samurai swords.

[Kinetix]

"didn't know his ass from his elbow"

best expression ever

This guy is either an idiot and a good pranker.

[Stalking Shadow]

That definitely sounds like a prank call. It's recorded from the caller's end, not the IP's.