The Esbat does NOT approve...

[Esbat]

... of this self naming.

The following persons will be forever, herein known as the following:

Meltman, Pimpbot
Krypto, Leg-Humper
Malibu Sally, Jiggles
Tarkenchi, Lil' Brittle
Xanatos, That Filthy Filthy Whore
Gaia, Mamacita
Iggy, Bat-Mite
SK, Da Prez
Conan O'Brien, C-Dog O'Bling-Bling
Poison, Poi Poi
Threshold, Red Shirt (aka The Closet Trekkie)

This list will be updated on a weekly basis. Stay tuned, Peons.

[Vendel]

Esbat, Reba

[The Widowed]

Heh heh! Once again, my reputation is far too spartan to be fitted with such pedestrian labels. :D

I would, however, like to nominate the following:

Cryogentic: Li'l Impy
Sonic Star: Wings
Charon: Thumper
Morcalivan: Coily
Nyx: Drowsy
Veikira: Doc
Alumette: Fleurs
Vendel: Mr. Saturday Night
Stan Walker: Firebert
Joe Schmoe: Hey You
Masked Revenger: Shaolin Truck
The Imperial: Seven Card Stud
Noble: Eggplant

That is all. :D

[The Widowed]

Okay, I lied.

Blackbat: Wannabe
Tsarmina: Dubloons
Kinetix: Robojock

Till next time! :D

[the_starcrosser]

Well then, what does Widdy get to be? 0_o

[Poison]

Widdy: Smartass :P

[Solario]

I feel like the friend who has to invite himself to everything. :( (;))

[MaligneFamily]

Waddles in pity with Solario...

[Meltman]

... of this self naming.

The following persons will be forever, herein known as the following:

El Conquistador, El Conquistador
Krypto, Leg-Humper
Malibu Sally, Jiggles
Tarkenchi, Lil' Brittle
Xanatos, That Filthy Filthy Whore
Gaia, Mamacita
Iggy, Bat-Mite
SK, Da Prez
Conan O'Brien, C-Dog O'Bling-Bling
Poison, Poi Poi
Threshold, Red Shirt (aka The Closet Trekkie)

This list will be updated on a weekly basis. Stay tuned, Peons.

*Smacks Esbat with his Conquistador hat*

[Sebastian Kain]

Hmmmm.... :eyebrow:

[suburbanhell]

Remember back in the good ol days when you could "buy" a custom title for someone? :D

[ThunderMace]

I feel like the friend who has to invite himself to everything. :( (;))
I feel your motherf***ing pain, Solario :lol: :lol:

[TheImperial]

Remember back in the good ol days when you could "buy" a custom title for someone? :D

Oooooh man - now THOSE were the days!

[iggy880]

Iggy, Bat-Mite


Don't know about Bat-mite, I truthfuly don't even really like Batman, I just agree with the point that batman can pretty much be always funny in any situation thats not crime fighting.

[sheld0n]

I feel like the friend who has to invite himself to everything. :( (;))

I think most of us feel like that, actually...

[TroubleWolf]

Esbat is a girl's name.

[Stan Walker]

Widdy though i know im going to get wrapped in the mouth for this..but why Firebert?

[Plasma Wisp]

It's good to be under the radar.

[Blue Bolt]

Widdy though i know im going to get wrapped in the mouth for this..but why Firebert?

Yeah I know, Firebert is just not a good comando name... :chuckle:

[Blackbat]

Okay, I lied.

Blackbat: Wannabe
Tsarmina: Dubloons
Kinetix: Robojock

Till next time! :D

You shall die at my hands...

[MikeKAY]

I feel like the friend who has to invite himself to everything. :( (;))

Ditto my friend, ditto. :grr:

;)

Esbat is a girl's name.

Actually it's sort of a Wiccan holiday type thingeybabob that celebrates the full moon (or is it the full moon itself? :eyebrow: ) I suppose it could be celebrated "sky clad." :naughty:

[Masked Revenger]

Masked Revenger: Shaolin Truck

Truck? I mean, I need to lose a little weight, sure, but truck? Man, that's just mean.

:chuckle:

Chris

[Seadevil]

Veikira: Doc

*AHEM* I object! That guy hasn't even got his malpractice license!

I swear, I get no respect. :grr: (I kid!)

[ThunderMace]

Wolf! where you been hiding?

[Elemento]

Cool. Flying so low under the radar, I'm already buried. :D ROFL
Expected though. Older you are, more you're apt to be put to pasture. LOL

[TheImperial]

Actually it's sort of a Wiccan holiday type thingeybabob that celebrates the full moon (or is it the full moon itself? :eyebrow: ) I suppose it could be celebrated "sky clad." :naughty:

.. and it's also a girl's name. :P

[Kinetix]

Pshh, Jock...no...:chuckle:

[Tsarmina]

Dubloons? or DDubloons? ;) Oh wait. That'd be if Sally went pirate. :P

[Kinetix]

More like Triple P :p

[Krypto]

Krypto, Leg-Humper


Hey now, it was *one* time, and I was drunk! :grr:

[TroubleWolf]

Wolf! where you been hiding?

I actually have to work at work these days. It kinda sucks, actually... :chuckle:

[Tsarmina]

Poor wolfie. *scratches his chin*

[iggy880]

Hey now, it was *one* time, and I was drunk! :grr:

After it happened :chuckle:

[Krypto]

After it happened :chuckle:

Hey, you'd have done the same thing. Er...well, if you were my age, that is. :p

[AfterglowNoMore]

Dubloons? or DDubloons? ;) Oh wait. That'd be if Sally went pirate. :P
Closer to DD Baloons probably.

[The Widowed]

You shall die at my hands...
Bring it on, Batboy! :P

[The Widowed]

Widdy though i know im going to get wrapped in the mouth for this..but why Firebert?
Because you kick ass and the Cheat does too.

www.homestarrunner.com

:D

[The Widowed]

Cool. Flying so low under the radar, I'm already buried. :D ROFL
Expected though. Older you are, more you're apt to be put to pasture. LOL
Elemento: MapQuest. :p

Oh, dear...I'd better stop with all these posts. :|

[Elemento]

Elemento: MapQuest. :p

Oh, dear...I'd better stop with all these posts. :|
Heh Heh. Least I didn't get called "This Old Man" from that old song we used to have to learn. :haha: >:}

[The Widowed]

I never liked that song. I was like "Why is this old man rolling home? Can't he just walk?" Then I later heard the slang term "rolling" as meaning "driving a car" and suddenly it all made sense. :D

But that old man had better leave my thumb, my shoe, my knee, my door and my sticks the hell alone. :cuss:

[Elemento]

Not to worry. This old guy is more like this old house. Broken down in need of repair as long as Bob Vilas ain't the one doing it. ROFL ;)

[suburbanhell]

Actually it's sort of a Wiccan holiday type thingeybabob that celebrates the full moon (or is it the full moon itself? :eyebrow: ) I suppose it could be celebrated "sky clad." :naughty:

And here I thought it was just english for "Is Batty" :D

[The Icy One]

The Icy One: He Who Has Throat Pain :)

[Xielos]

Nobody wufs me ;_;

[Valcarde]

o/` Ronery.... I'm so ronery... o/`

[Esbat]

To those that are left out, I update weekly, peons. And thus undeserving of new names and thus will be referred to AS "peon #??" until you've been duly processed with a new name. That is all.

*shuts off PA system*

[Gaia]

Gaia = Mamacita? Well yeah I guess I am :lol:

[The Widowed]

Nobody wufs me ;_;
After you peed in the punchbowl at the last Guru party, you've become something of a pariah. :P

[the_starcrosser]

^_^ Gee, maybe i'll get to be a peon! Always wanted t... oh wait. <_<

[Larke]

woo, good thing I don't post enough hehehe :D

[Vendel]

woo, good thing I don't post enough hehehe :D



Larke , Tipsy McStumble





:shinner:

[Larke]

Larke , Tipsy McStumble





:shinner:

:P

and
Wormdrink = Little Dinky

[Kinetix]

Larke , Tipsy McStumble





:shinner:

PERFECT

[Larke]

PERFECT

shush you!!

[Vendel]

:P

and
Wormdrink = Little Dinky



ha....

I guess you didnt want to tell them your nickname for my "member"


Big Walt

[Larke]

ha....

I guess you didnt want to tell them your nickname for my "member"


Big Walt


you call it Big Walt? ROFL!!!!! :lol:

[Meltman]

ha....

I guess you didnt want to tell them your nickname for my "member"


Big Walt

One of those...ironic names, huh?

[suburbanhell]

I guess you didnt want to tell them your nickname for my "member"

you call it Big Walt? ROFL!!!!! :lol:

I believe it's implied that YOU call it "Big Walt" actually. :notme:

[Larke]

which makes it more funny, cause if I EVER wanted to actually refer to his "member" i'd probably call it "stumpy" or something.

[Sword]

I feel like the friend who has to invite himself to everything. :( (;))

They just dislike scandinavians. Racists! :P

[Malibu Sally]

They just dislike scandinavians. Racists! :P
It's because of all that cheesey furniture you guys sent over here. :D :P

[The Icy One]

which makes it more funny, cause if I EVER wanted to actually refer to his "member" i'd probably call it "stumpy" or something.You made me hurt my throat by laughing.. :lol: :cry:

[Kinetix]

It's because of all that cheesey furniture you guys sent over here. :D :P

Turning around I can see 12 pieces of ikea merchandise including desks. They only last like 6 months but it's cheap!

[The Widowed]

To think: A millenium ago, they were the dreaded, bloodthirsty Norsemen who sailed on longships, sacked London on a daily basis and swung axes at people's heads till they died from it. The Catholic church identified the Vikings with Satan and offered up timid prayers to their Lord when the Norsemen's sails blossomed on the horizon. Norway's chief exports were rape, carnage, chaos and mayhem, and they were proud of their unbridled ability to kick ass even on the enemy's shores.

Now their chief exports are dimestore furniture and ice cream bars.

Lo, how the mighty have fallen. :P

[Malibu Sally]

To think: A millenium ago, they were the dreaded, bloodthirsty Norsemen who sailed on longships, sacked London on a daily basis and swung axes at people's heads till they died from it. The Catholic church identified the Vikings with Satan and offered up timid prayers to their Lord when the Norsemen's sails blossomed on the horizon. Norway's chief exports were rape, carnage, chaos and mayhem, and they were proud of their unbridled ability to kick ass even on the enemy's shores.

Now their chief exports are dimestore furniture and ice cream bars.

Lo, how the mighty have fallen. :P
I notice how you conveniently left out the entire "ABBA period". :D

[Larke]

Kinetix = Little Bitch

and ABBA rules!!

[Malibu Sally]

and ABBA ruled!!
Fixed ;) :lol:

[Poison]

I think the Americans only get the rejected furniture from Europe. Ikea is huge here and though you have to be a bit talented to build the stuff (maybe that's where it lacks?), it's definitely the best quality cheap furniture you can get. :p

[Sword]

I notice how you conveniently left out the entire "ABBA period". :D

Bah! Norways nr 1 music export these days is Black Metal! :rock:

[Meltman]

Too bad it gets stuck at customs...

[Solario]

Believe me when I say that almost dominating the furniture industry is just one steep away from pillaging your cities and hearing the lament of your women. Plus the ice cream plot is just to get you fat and rip for taking.

[Malibu Sally]

Believe me when I say that almost dominating the furniture industry is just one steep away from pillaging your cities and hearing the lament of your women. Plus the ice cream plot is just to get you fat and rip for taking.
Today, your home furnishings; tomorrow, the world? I guess every villain needs some kind of plan. :lol:

[The Widowed]

Believe me when I say that almost dominating the furniture industry is just one steep away from pillaging your cities and hearing the lament of your women. Plus the ice cream plot is just to get you fat and rip for taking.
If that's the global conquest plan formulated between Denmark and Norway, it's going to need a lot of work and maybe a few good allies.

Might I suggest Finland? Their chief export is Nightwish (http://www.nightwish.com/) albums. How can Finland go wrong? Aside from Nightwish kicking Tarja out, I mean. :D

[suburbanhell]

Plus like...isn't Bjork from around those parts? Sure she's cute at first but then you're like 3 1/2 minutes into one of her albums and your brain turns to mush cos you can't understand a damn thing that's going on and you can only hope to jump up out of your comfortable and cheaply made norweigan chair to not only shut off but rip the CD out and smash it against a wall, but by that time it has rendered you utterly useless and then you must sit and be tortured until your roomate comes by and turns off the record so he can go back to playing 47 straight hours of tetris even though it's finals week....not that that's ever happened, I'm just saying, you know...hypothetically.... :notme:

[TroubleWolf]

I think Bjork is from Iceland.

[Poison]

Might I suggest Finland? Their chief export is Nightwish (http://www.nightwish.com/) albums. How can Finland go wrong? Aside from Nightwish kicking Tarja out, I mean. :D Don't underestimate Finland. They're incredibly stoic and have some Russian blood mixed with their Wiking one. And they not only have Nightwish, they are the main export country for all kind of metal, especially the harder stuff. I mean, hell, half of their year is one huge friggin night. How can you not be gloomy?

[Meltman]

They could be like Alaska...haven't you seen Northern Exposure?

[The Widowed]

Don't underestimate Finland. They're incredibly stoic and have some Russian blood mixed with their Wiking one. And they not only have Nightwish, they are the main export country for all kind of metal, especially the harder stuff. I mean, hell, half of their year is one huge friggin night. How can you not be gloomy?
A healthy case of denial?

...

Tarja has big cheekbones.

Did you ever notice that? Huge, huge cheekbones. :D

Tuomas looks like a pretty handsome guy, though.

[Elemento]

Hmmm. Finland has that area called Lappland too so I suppose reindeer could be an exotic export.

[Solario]

Plus like...isn't Bjork from around those parts?

Me thinks countries who have Britney Spears, Xina Aguilara etc. should not speak too loudly about bad artists. Incidentally Björk is so incredibly annoying.

[Inertial]

But oh so pretty in a waif sort of way.