Bored

[Malibu Sally]

Someone entertain me. :|

[Gaia]

You asked for it. I bring you Viking Kittens! (http://www.vikingkittens.com/)

[Malibu Sally]

Thanks, Gaia! I remember when the viking kittens first appeared at rathergood.com I always wondered what happened to them. :)

The guy that made them has some others. Here's Gay Bar (http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/). :o :P

[Tsarmina]

I'm rather surprised that no one else has stepped up to entertain the Jigglie Queen. Hmmmf. Some loyal followers they are.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/Tsarmiina/smilies/change.gif

[Vendel]

ok try This (http://www.killsometime.com/humor/humor.asp?humor=AnnoyingCat) on for size

[sheld0n]

Here's (http://www.yhchang.com/SAMSUNG_MEANS_TO_COME.html) something i thought you might like.

[WingedAvenger]

Here's (http://www.yhchang.com/SAMSUNG_MEANS_TO_COME.html) something i thought you might like.
Watched it for about 12 seconds then switched it off. Sadly I've become very untrustworthy of any automated "movies" that you cannot control the volume of and take up the entire screen.

[BugBite]

Watched it for about 12 seconds then switched it off. Sadly I've become very untrustworthy of any automated "movies" that you cannot control the volume of and take up the entire screen.


Actually, it's pretty interesting (though dirty) if you watch the whole thing. There aren't any zombies that appear halfway through and scream or anything.

[Randomus]

Electric Six is fantastic.

[8 Ball]

Can't get this bloody song out of my head (Thanks for posting it Kin..really :P)

Llamas! (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)

[Joe Schmoe]

Lazy bumpkins! I will attempt to create a lovely story, off the top of my head.

So, a monkey and a drunk walk into a bar. The monkey turns to the drunk and tells him his shoes are untied. The drunk gets angry, "Damn you, you dirty ape, damn you!" They both draw knives, squaring each other off. But the drunk was drunk, and he trips on his untied shoe lace. "I told you!" the monkey yells victoriously. The drunk screams angerilly, gets up and stab stab stab! He tosses the dead monkey body around happily! Mwahahaha, dead monkey dead monkey!

The other bar patrons stared in utter shock. That monkey was the best customer they had, bought rounds for everyone constantly. A sensitive man in the corner sobbed quietly. Realising he's in trouble, the drunk runs for his life. Gets a taxi, and goes to Nevada. Not Las Vegas, some other town no one has heard of because Las Vegas is the only Nevada town people know. Anyway.. Um

So after a few months, he sobered up. He got a job in a bowling alley. He re sets up the pins when the machine is broken. Doesn't get payed in money, but bowling lessons. Some how, he was going to live off of that. Not entirely sure how.. Maybe he'll find a way someday. Who knows, I honestly care less.

So the monkey's parents got word their son was dead. They were sad, very sad, I mean, it sucked. Alot. So they took the rest of their family to the moon. That way, no drunk can kill the rest of their family. But then they forgot there is no food or oxygen, so they died, as soon as they got there. Yeah, I know, that sucks. Dead monkeys on the moon.

So.. Yeah, Celine Dion wrote a song about it. And it also sucked. So she died too. The end.

[Malibu Sally]

Lazy bumpkins! I will attempt to create a lovely story, off the top of my head.

So, a monkey and a drunk walk into a bar. The monkey turns to the drunk and tells him his shoes are untied. The drunk gets angry, "Damn you, you dirty ape, damn you!" They both draw knives, squaring each other off. But the drunk was drunk, and he trips on his untied shoe lace. "I told you!" the monkey yells victoriously. The drunk screams angerilly, gets up and stab stab stab! He tosses the dead monkey body around happily! Mwahahaha, dead monkey dead monkey!

The other bar patrons stared in utter shock. That monkey was the best customer they had, bought rounds for everyone constantly. A sensitive man in the corner sobbed quietly. Realising he's in trouble, the drunk runs for his life. Gets a taxi, and goes to Nevada. Not Las Vegas, some other town no one has heard of because Las Vegas is the only Nevada town people know. Anyway.. Um

So after a few months, he sobered up. He got a job in a bowling alley. He re sets up the pins when the machine is broken. Doesn't get payed in money, but bowling lessons. Some how, he was going to live off of that. Not entirely sure how.. Maybe he'll find a way someday. Who knows, I honestly care less.

So the monkey's parents got word their son was dead. They were sad, very sad, I mean, it sucked. Alot. So they took the rest of their family to the moon. That way, no drunk can kill the rest of their family. But then they forgot there is no food or oxygen, so they died, as soon as they got there. Yeah, I know, that sucks. Dead monkeys on the moon.

So.. Yeah, Celine Dion wrote a song about it. And it also sucked. So she died too. The end.

Woooo! A happy ending!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/MalibuSally/smilies/lmao.gif

[Gaia]

Ha! I'll see your story with Trooper Clerks! (http://www.trooperclerks.com/films_cartoons.html) Take that!

[Vendel]

meh, no one liked my laughing kitty :|

[Tarkenchi]

meh, no one liked my laughing kitty :|


I just saw it, Was very funny!:)

[Stalking Shadow]

I will kill that kitten dead.

[suburbanhell]

I'm rather surprised that no one else has stepped up to entertain the Jigglie Queen. Hmmmf. Some loyal followers they are.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/Tsarmiina/smilies/change.gif

I would've been more than happy to entertain but I was kind of distracted this weekend, having to clean up my apartment shortly after joining the sWo from another horrific experience with Miss Judgement the girl is psychotic...
:grr:
I knew I should've made her a Super Villain....

[Tsarmina]

Okies. How about entertaining me?? I'm falling asleep here. :grr:

[Tarkenchi]

Okies. How about entertaining me?? I'm falling asleep here. :grr:


DOODAHHUSTLE!

*deenddoodndeee*

*flails around like a monkey with his head cut*


"So Charles, How are you today?" Charles:"Destroy."Dude:"If it aint so!" Charles: DESTROY!" Dude: WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT MY MOMMA FOR!?"


*sigh* i just woke up :p

[BvS]

Okies. How about entertaining me?? I'm falling asleep here. :grr:

Hey Pirate! Check out my new gold pocketwatch!

See how the light glints off of it as it slowly swings back and forth...


and back and...


forth and...

back...

and...












Crap!

[Joe Schmoe]

So there's this tomato and apple sitting on the side of the highway, conveniently named Tomato and Apple. They were best friends for years, even though the way they talked, it seemed like they hated each other! Silly Tomato and Apple!

"Oh yeah, well you're a dumb dumb head." "Am not, you are so stupid." And so on. That Tomato and Apple! Tee hee!

Then a car ran them over. Fin.

[Akamaz]

once upon a time In a kingdom far far away there was a little bOy and his mother the manticore don't ask how a little boy has a manticore for his mother you really don't want to know anyhow the little boy lived in a hollow tree cause it was liek in the middle of a forrest or something Forrest Gump roxxored but like gump rhymes with stump and one day he decided to cut down his house because he wanted to live in a forrest stump so he sawed and sawed and sawed until the hollow ttree turned into a studio apartment where him and his mother the manticore could live happily ever after the end


the story written above was brought to you by the we hate proper punctuation and capitalization people thank you and have a nice day

[Tsarmina]

*Mina snoozes at her desk, clutching a gold pocketwatch dreaming of Manticores doing dico moves in a puddle of crushed fruit.*

[Akamaz]

http://www.outsidethere.com/DSX/webgallery28/images/elephant-speedo.jpg

[TroubleWolf]

*Mina snoozes at her desk, clutching a gold pocketwatch dreaming of Manticores doing dico moves in a puddle of crushed fruit.*



*Wolf silently removes Mina's purse from under her desk, cops a quick feel, and tiptoes away*

[Tsarmina]

*Wolf silently removes Mina's purse from under her desk, cops a quick feel, and tiptoes away*
*Mina's dream quickly turns into a nightmare involving the many armed Lusca(sp?) and she instinctively (and still asleep) reaches for her sword and lashes out. Wolf is neatly sliced in two*

[TroubleWolf]

*Mina's dream quickly turns into a nightmare involving the many armed Lusca(sp?) and she instinctively (and still asleep) reaches for her sword and lashes out. Wolf is neatly sliced in two*

*Luckily, Wolf has Instant Healing up, and we all know you can't kill a Scrapper who's running IH, so he just clenches his massive jaw and stumbles away, his flesh knitting back together as he goes.*

[WingedAvenger]

http://www.outsidethere.com/DSX/webgallery28/images/elephant-speedo.jpg
The Matrix Online doesn't look nearly as cool as I thought it was going too. :P

[Esbat]

Lmfao.....

[TroubleWolf]

Okay, I'm really, really bored at work today. And I have over an hour until my lunch break. Someone dance.

DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!

[Tsarmina]

I think Maz has a monkey army. Ask him if they'll dance for ya.

[TroubleWolf]

I think Maz has a monkey army. Ask him if they'll dance for ya.

Who's Maz?

[Tarkenchi]

Akamaz.... the sadly, most well known wolf around here now that your gone! BUT YOUR STILL MY WOLF! :P

*dances the banana dance, while singing banana phone* Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana phone!

[Joe Schmoe]

So this guy, comes up to me and said he hasn't had a bite in 3 weeks. So I shot him.

[TroubleWolf]

Aw, thanks Tarky Turkey.

Another werewolf, eh? Is he the Puffin werewolf?

[Tsarmina]

A WarePuffin?? Now that is scarey.
Akamaz's namesake char is a warewolf. And you know how much I likes me wolfies. ;) And now you are back so now's I gots two!! *grins*

[Jade_Dragon]

A WarePuffin?? Now that is scarey.
Akamaz's namesake char is a warewolf. And you know how much I likes me wolfies. ;) And now you are back so now's I gots two!! *grins*

Hey, I likes wolfies too! I don't have a werewolf in CoH... but this (http://www.phan.org/coh/pics/loopyhowl.jpg) is one of my created wrestlers in WWE Smackdown for the PS2...

And of course I gotta have my Warwolf Whistle...

[TroubleWolf]

A WarePuffin?? Now that is scarey.
Akamaz's namesake char is a warewolf. And you know how much I likes me wolfies. ;) And now you are back so now's I gots two!! *grins*

I had an idea for a supergroup, before Charon asked me to join the 'Squad, called Wolf's Pack. I was going to invite everyone I could find with a dog or wolf themed character, and then just have everyone roam the streets in a big mob, mowing down any villains in our path.

Now, I've got a better idea. Your character has just been bitten by a werewolf. He/She is becoming like Wolf, a half-beast/half-human. Go, now, and bring me back screenshots of your Wolferized character! For I am bored, and must be entertained!

[Tsarmina]

I had an idea for a supergroup, before Charon asked me to join the 'Squad, called Wolf's Pack. I was going to invite everyone I could find with a dog or wolf themed character, and then just have everyone roam the streets in a big mob, mowing down any villains in our path.

Now, I've got a better idea. Your character has just been bitten by a werewolf. He/She is becoming like Wolf, a half-beast/half-human. Go, now, and bring me back screenshots of your Wolferized character! For I am bored, and must be entertained!
Cool idea! *tries to leave cubicle but is stopped by her chain* :grr: Bah.

It'll have to wait for later then.

edit: and I used up the last of Hollis' wolfies trying to take down that Burkholder b@stard. Mina hasn't begun on the Striga contacts yet.

[TroubleWolf]

Well, maybe other people will see this thread. Or maybe when I get here tomorrow there'll be a ton of cool werewolf pics...

[Tarkenchi]

Account expired yesterday... Damneeet, and I4 comes today... DAMNEEET

[TroubleWolf]

Account expired yesterday... Damneeet, and I4 comes today... DAMNEEET

I didn't know you were quitting CoH, Tark. What game are you playing, instead? Still EQ2?

[Tarkenchi]

I didn't know you were quitting CoH, Tark. What game are you playing, instead? Still EQ2?


Well, lets seee....


I quit coh about 4 months ago, started to miss it about 2 months later, came back...

didn't play much, quit again

missed it again, came back again after playing PVP...

Now my mom is just making me cancel it...

Lets see, during that period i played

1)EQ2
2)Asheron's Call
3) Guild wars beta...
4) MxO
5) Guild wars -full-

and opefully, i can fax in my auto assault NDA today, so i will have a game to play...;D

6)Auto Assault beta.

Also, pretty much the only reason i played for so long was everyone teaming with, but now when i log in, i never get said "hello" nobody invites me to teams, yadda yadda.

[Jade_Dragon]

Now, I've got a better idea. Your character has just been bitten by a werewolf. He/She is becoming like Wolf, a half-beast/half-human. Go, now, and bring me back screenshots of your Wolferized character! For I am bored, and must be entertained!

I think I'm going to do this. Sandy as a werewolf would be SCARY. :D (with the robotic arms and all...)

I was disappointed by the lack of wolf options in the game, though. It's the main reason I never created a werewolf character. (Although I suppose Bloodwolf is wolf-themed. But that's not exactly the same thing)

[Tsarmina]

hmmm, now I'm thinking of making a wolf-girl. Hehehe. Like I needed more alts. :rolleyes:

[Griimace]

Also, pretty much the only reason i played for so long was everyone teaming with, but now when i log in, i never get said "hello" nobody invites me to teams, yadda yadda.

Shoot, you shoulda called me. I'm always up for teaming, as it's the only way I can get anything done in the game.

[TroubleWolf]

hmmm, now I'm thinking of making a wolf-girl. Hehehe. Like I needed more alts. :rolleyes:

Hey, there's there's always room for a girl who has some Wolf in her...





:naughty:

[Tsarmina]

:rolleyes: Man did I walk into that one. :look:

[TroubleWolf]

:rolleyes: Man did I walk into that one. :look:



I still wuf you. :kiss:

[Tsarmina]

Teeheehe :chuckle:















Just watch yer hands bucko. :guntoot:

[TroubleWolf]

Just watch yer hands bucko. :guntoot:

If those are the appendages you're worried about, you don't know me very well... >:]

[Jade_Dragon]

hmmm, now I'm thinking of making a wolf-girl. Hehehe. Like I needed more alts. :rolleyes:

whistling nonchalantly (http://www.phan.org/ryley/pics/wolfgirl.gif)

[BvS]

whistling nonchalantly (http://www.phan.org/ryley/pics/wolfgirl.gif)

Pipes right in... (http://bvs.raventhorneenterprises.com/forumart/garoubabe.jpg)

[Tsarmina]

Well now! Looks like Wolfie has someone to chase. ;)

[TroubleWolf]

Well now! Looks like Wolfie has someone to chase. ;)

Just 'cause I'm a werewolf, you assume I'm a furry. I'm hurt, Mina. :cry:

[Tsarmina]

Well, I ASSumed that a wolfguy would chase a wolfgirl. (and now you have hurt wolfgirls feelin's)
So... what does wolfie chase?

[BvS]

Automobiles.

[TroubleWolf]

Well, I ASSumed that a wolfguy would chase a wolfgirl. (and now you have hurt wolfgirls feelin's)
So... what does wolfie chase?

Pirates. >:]

[Tsarmina]

So he's chasing someone who doesn't run. Interesting. He's into rejection, eh?

[TroubleWolf]

So he's chasing someone who doesn't run. Interesting. He's into rejection, eh?


....


Wait, what?

[Tsarmina]

Gotcha!

I know I'm confusing sometimes. Hollis isn't one for being chased. She sees something she likes, she goes after it. If someone thinks he's gonna chase her, she'll turn and hunt him down and 'set things straight'. (or break them, as the case may be) But she's perfectly happy with her shapeshifter, thankyouverymuch.

Tsarmina (Madam VP and sometime pirate queen) on the the other hand, enjoys chasing/being chased and all the stuff in between.

Me? I can be both. :P

[TroubleWolf]

Yeah, this whole multiple personality thing can be confusing, huh?

How about I just chase whatever runs away from me, then decide what I want to do with it when and if I catch it. ;)

[TroubleWolf]

This is not good, it's too early in the day to be this bored. You'd think, with access to the internet, I could amuse myself all day. But, honestly, you'd be surprised how many sites are blocked here. I can't even go to ESPN.com...

[Tsarmina]

I can't even go to ESPN.com....
Inconceivable!!

Hmmm. How to amuse ourselves...


RUBBER BAND FIGHT!! *shoots one at Wolf*

*he goes to return fire...*

Ahhh! Not the face! *dives under desk*

[TroubleWolf]

*grins, seeing her hind-end sticking out from under the desk*

This oughtta be good.

*pulls out an industrial-strength warehouse rubber band and fires it at the exposed buttox*

[Tsarmina]

*Yelps and jumps at the sharp sting on her rump. Hits head, causes desk to shake*
Owwwwwwwww! You #&*$#^ @#*@*$%!!!
*leaps out with vanilla body spray in one hand and some obnoxious flower spray in the other. Liberally sprays Wolfie down.*


*retreats under her desk holding her head and plotting Wolf's demise*

[TroubleWolf]

*sniffs at the funny smells and frowns*

Smells like candles.

*grins as beautiful women start crowding around him, running their fingers through his fur*

Heeeeeeey, awesome! Thanks, Mina!

[Gaia]

*perches somewhere in the room and loads rubberband gatling gun* >:]

In the mean time watch this (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=40932) and this (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=44408)

[Tsarmina]

*throws crappy pile of crappy work at wolf while grumbling about such crappy work*

[TroubleWolf]

*buried under a dogpile (wolfpile?) of scantily-clad jigglies attracted by the scent of the body spray, Wolf doesn't even notice the papers flying everywhere, or the hidden sniper*

[Poison]

Don't blame it on the sunshine... (http://pyer.3dvf.net/movies/Chick_dvx.avi)

[Tsarmina]

One of the longest work days EVAR!! *sigh* Work has slowed down so much... :(

Only a half hour before I get to leave...