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WingedAvenger
10-03-2005, 08:44 PM
And I thought I was going out on a limb when I suggested to my wife that if we have a son we name him Peter Parker (as first and middle names).

But this takes the cake... (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051003/ap_en_mo/nicolas_cage;_ylt=Aq8kx_slvgl0XdY_b19Nwuas0NUE;_yl u=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-) :chuckle:
Charon
10-03-2005, 08:47 PM
At least name him after a cool superhero.

Although, I'm not sure I'd want to call my kid Bruce Wayne, either.
coldcut
10-03-2005, 08:48 PM
Hoo boy. Couldn't have just called him Clark K Coppola, huh? (Much better ring to that, by the way.)
Meltman
10-05-2005, 01:27 AM
Still better than some celebrity child names.
Ceres
10-05-2005, 02:26 AM
Apple, any one? Dweezil? Moon Unit?
sheld0n
10-05-2005, 03:06 AM
I would expect something like this from Jerry Seinfeld, but not Nick Cage, heh. Seems like he's more of a geek than I thought!
iggy880
10-05-2005, 03:11 AM
Oneis, Spidey is awsome. Second, didn't any of you know that Penn from Penn and Teller named his daughter (as of last year I believe) Moxy Crime-fighter (I couldn't make that up)
Poison
10-05-2005, 06:03 AM
Hell, he should clearly have named his kid Luke.
Or just Kal-El, which isn't bad. But Kal-El Coppola Cage? Meh.
Overbite
10-05-2005, 07:02 AM
That mother ****ER! Now I have to settle for Kaleb for my boy...

It's a better name then Blanket though no? Weird Micheal..
Meltman
10-05-2005, 12:04 PM
I would expect something like this from Jerry Seinfeld, but not Nick Cage, heh. Seems like he's more of a geek than I thought!

Honestly, I was expecting maybe Johnny Blaze Cage or something.
suburbanhell
10-05-2005, 12:08 PM
Apple, any one? Dweezil? Moon Unit?

Speaking of odd names, I think I heard that Jason Lee just named his son Pilot Inspector Lee
Ghost_Boy
10-05-2005, 02:03 PM
Don't forget Kevin Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn Smith.

But really, how do you get your wife to agree to name your kid Kal-El?
Solario
10-05-2005, 02:43 PM
Speaking of odd names, I think I heard that Jason Lee just named his son Pilot Inspector Lee

That's Inspektor. ;)

And I think when you marry a guy, who takes you out of your low-wages waitress job, you'll be more than happy than to indulge in his fanboyism.

Which Cage (as in Luke Cage, where he took the last name from) has in abundance. Even if he sold most of it on request of his former wife Lisa Marie Presley (could it prehaps be because of his fanboyism he married her? This is the closest he could get to sleeping with Elvis).

Now that's all over, I have but one thing to say:



KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Charon
10-05-2005, 03:13 PM
Thinking about it, my last name is 'Mann.'

Is it illegal to call your kid 'Bat' ?
suburbanhell
10-05-2005, 03:19 PM
Thinking about it, my last name is 'Mann.'

Is it illegal to call your kid 'Bat' ?

like...people could ask who are you? and he could say... I'm Bat Mann.
Meltman
10-05-2005, 03:27 PM
"...and I can breath in space."
suburbanhell
10-05-2005, 03:33 PM
Well he can...can't he? :P
Solario
10-05-2005, 03:58 PM
Atleast he'd have a pretty great reply first day of kindergarden.

"Umm.. Bat... Mann? No that can't be right..."
"What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think
I am? I'm the goddamn Bat Mann!"
Bari Jon
10-05-2005, 04:14 PM
Actually, this isn't surprising for Cage... he did marry Lisa Marie just so he could get be in a part of the Elvis clan! :D
Meltman
10-05-2005, 04:18 PM
Atleast he'd have a pretty great reply first day of kindergarden.

"Umm.. Bat... Mann? No that can't be right..."
"What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think
I am? I'm the goddamn Bat Mann!"

Yeah, but then Kal-El Cage would smack him upside the head for using a quote from such a bad Batman comic.
Meltman
10-05-2005, 04:19 PM
Thinking about it, my last name is 'Mann.'

Is it illegal to call your kid 'Bat' ?

How about Bruce Anderson Theodore Mann?
Solario
10-05-2005, 04:35 PM
Yeah, but then Kal-El Cage would smack him upside the head for using a quote from such a bad Batman comic.

Sure it was absolutely horrible and so-out-of-character I almost cried when I read it, but it's funny for the same reason I enjoyed Mystery Science Theatre 3000: it's so bad, it's good.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/198/4480/640/batman%20holiday%2051.jpg