Paragon City Personals

[Nyx]

(I will say right now in my defense this has nothing to do with Esbat. :P )

Some of my characters are happily dating or married, but a good deal of them are single, and given their personalities, I thought they'd make for some very... *interesting* personal ads.

Paragon City Personals

Have you hugged a hero today?

Immortal Beauty Looking for Love that Never Dies
Single Asian Female Dragon (Resembles Human 12 hours a day) seeks Single Male Human or Dragon for loving relationship. Tolerance of shapeshifting a must, martial arts and flight capabilities a +. Be advised, I am over 500 years old, and technically immortal -- please consider when responding. (FortuneDragon@paragonluvweb.com)

Ice Queen Wants to Heat Things Up
Single White Female college student seeks Single Male of comparable age, race no object, species must be human. Must enjoy clubbing, hanging out, pizza and ice cream, and must not get cold easily. Warm heart a must, and warm hands a +. (Luxe-Lady@paragonluvweb.com)

Pretty in Purple
Single Extraterestrial Female ambassador seeks Single Male earthling or extraterestrial of compatible species for friendship or casual dating relationship. Must have soft voice, and enjoy low-lighting and warm temperatures. Open to long-distance relationships a +. (Purplealiengirl@paragonluvweb.com)

B!tch Looking for Her Bad@ss
Single Dark Elf Female seeks hot Single Male for aggressive relationship. Open to compatible races and species if I feel like it. Must be durable, physically and emotionally, and enjoy leather and unnatural hair colors. Wusses, the fragile, and the fashionably conservative need not apply. (Sharudett@paragonluvweb.com)

Irish Bard Seeks Lady Fair
Single White Male Human seeks a young lass for friendship or romance. Must enjoy music, Irish culture, knightly honor and those who see the world differently -- Faith in God a must. Ladies with a pretty voice and an interest or tolerance in swordplay a definite +. (Damascusmoment@paragonluvweb.com)

[Poison]

There is actually a thread called "the Freedom Factor dating service" at the official board, Virtue forum. There are some hilarious posts in it.
But good job anyhow. ;)

[Nyx]

I've never been to the official board anyhow. :P

[Tarberetta]

:o That's cool/funny/neat!

[Cryogentic]

Is that Freedom Factor one still going?

Sounds fun I'll have to write some up when I have time.

[Esbat]

(I will say right now in my defense this has nothing to do with Esbat. :P )

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure :naughty:

Ice Queen Wants to Heat Things Up
Single White Female college student seeks Single Male of comparable age, race no object, species must be human. Must enjoy clubbing, hanging out, pizza and ice cream, and must not get cold easily. Warm heart a must, and warm hands a +. (Luxe-Lady@paragonluvweb.com)

Dog Fight is down for that... altho he is slightly older than her.


B!tch Looking for Her Bad@ss
Single Dark Elf Female seeks hot Single Male for aggressive relationship. Open to compatible races and species if I feel like it. Must be durable, physically and emotionally, and enjoy leather and unnatural hair colors. Wusses, the fragile, and the fashionably conservative need not apply. (Sharudett@paragonluvweb.com)

HACHI MACHI! He meets all the qualitfications :naughty:

[Mahaf]

Okay, I'll bite. ;)

Egyptian God looking for his Goddess

Single Male Egyptian God looking for a single, cheery Female Goddess. All non-deities need not respond. Beauty is a plus. Needs not be afraid of coming in intimate contact of dead souls, nor should she be frightened by the process of harvesting souls. Please send tell if interested. :P

[Cryogentic]

Demonic manipulative psycho girl looking for toy

Single white girl looking for someone who doesn't mind being a foot stool or a puppet for my amusement. They also must be able to handle being thrown away like the garbage they are. Looks don't matter It'll just speed up the throw away part. Gender and specieces doesn't matter either as long as they amuse me for a few mins.

[Lorash]

Well constructed katana-wielding malebot seeks industrial-strength chickbot for mutual interfacing:

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