Esbat
04-20-2005, 05:31 PM
LADIES AND GENTLE-LADIES OF ALL WALKS OF LIFE
Dog Fight is lookin' for YOU! *picture of Dog Fight pointing and grinning*
Dog Fight needs a lady friend for companionship and possibly more. Willing to not oogle other ladies whilst in your company and willing to be a one woman guy.
Must be:
1) A woman, of hetero or bisexual nature
2) Willing to be seen with Dog Fight in public
3) Open to new experiences
4) Willing to let Dog Fight, on occassion, save the day be it a Fashion or FEMA class emergency
5) Able to quell her urge to injure and/or kill him on occassion
6) Able to accept compliments and comments about herself that are postive
Must not be:
1) A man, no matter how pretty or effeminate
2) Angry and/or a lesbian
3) Forceful in trying to "change" Dog Fight
4) Taken or already in a relationship
5) Consistently overly violent at/towards Dog Fight
6) Too jealous of his past relationships
Not one to give stipulations and not have any for himself...
Dog Fight is willing to:
1) Stop hitting on or trying to pick up other women
2) Try to lessen the amount of innuendos in everything that he says
3) Try to lessen the times he reads innuendos in things people say
4) Lessen the amount of oogling and drooling he does
5) Crack-wise less often and make more sensistive comments
6) Try almost anything
So ladies, whatcha think? ;)
Dog Fight is lookin' for YOU! *picture of Dog Fight pointing and grinning*
Dog Fight needs a lady friend for companionship and possibly more. Willing to not oogle other ladies whilst in your company and willing to be a one woman guy.
Must be:
1) A woman, of hetero or bisexual nature
2) Willing to be seen with Dog Fight in public
3) Open to new experiences
4) Willing to let Dog Fight, on occassion, save the day be it a Fashion or FEMA class emergency
5) Able to quell her urge to injure and/or kill him on occassion
6) Able to accept compliments and comments about herself that are postive
Must not be:
1) A man, no matter how pretty or effeminate
2) Angry and/or a lesbian
3) Forceful in trying to "change" Dog Fight
4) Taken or already in a relationship
5) Consistently overly violent at/towards Dog Fight
6) Too jealous of his past relationships
Not one to give stipulations and not have any for himself...
Dog Fight is willing to:
1) Stop hitting on or trying to pick up other women
2) Try to lessen the amount of innuendos in everything that he says
3) Try to lessen the times he reads innuendos in things people say
4) Lessen the amount of oogling and drooling he does
5) Crack-wise less often and make more sensistive comments
6) Try almost anything
So ladies, whatcha think? ;)