Compliment, Disrespect, or Joke About The Person's Title Above You.

[Sebastian Kain]

We Had a thread like this back before the boards tanked. It was designed to comment on the person's title above your post. (It's underneath the proflie name for those that don't know).

Have fun with it.

Note: If there is a thread already out like this..please point me to it and delete this one. Thanks

[Tsarmina]

*does not think that of SK*

[Malibu Sally]

Arrogant S.O.B?

Stinks of Bourbon?
Stalks old Basques?
Seraphim of Benevolence?
Steak or Bananas?


I don't get it. :P

/edit: blast you Mina! I can't make fun of your title. :(

[Sebastian Kain]

Don't worry ladies...I'm still the type of guy you take home to your mother. The Prez (the character) is a bit more edger than myself, thus the title change.

[Noble]

Your tan does rawk Sally!! :naughty:


EDIT - and SK, refer to my avatar for an opinion on the prez :P

[The Widowed]

I dunno about that title. Can a mule's back actually support your weight? :o

[Tsarmina]

....and I'm sure the devils are afraid.

[The Widowed]

....and I'm sure the devils are afraid.
Because I step on their toes.

Inconceivable, isn't it? :D

[Impact]

Stepping on their toes with a vengeance I bet.....steel toed boots...oooh the pain.....

*shakes his head*

[MikeKAY]

Leave some ladies alive would ya?

[Esbat]

Or are you a Do-tottin' Gun Doer?

[Tsarmina]

Multiple Personality Disorder?

[sheld0n]

Sooo.. does that mean.... you cant be born?

[Sebastian Kain]

Woot! I should be the King of Spam topics!

[Masked Revenger]

Quick, get that man some water!

EDIT: ER.. that was supposed to be aimed at Sheld0n.

Chris

[MikeKAY]

<Inserts title there>

[Masked Revenger]

Soo.... do you have a Gun-Tote-bag?

Chris

[Esbat]

<insert **** here> :P

[Malibu Sally]

Your surname is 'dammit'?

[Esbat]

*stares at tan lines*

[Malibu Sally]

I have no tanlines, Mr. Dammit. :sally:

[Sebastian Kain]

You Need A Shirt That Says Fight The Man!

[Poison]

Arrogant sister of Botswana?
Arrogant spaceshiptechnician originating blennoids?
Arrogant sausage on bread?

[The Widowed]

Mud, dirt, filth, decay, grit, grunge, offal, sludge, topsoil. :D

[Sebastian Kain]

What Kindof dancing do you do? :chuckle:

[The Widowed]

Dirty dancing. Just like Poison taught me, you arrogant Sean Orwell Braddock you! :D

[Tsarmina]

*wonders how full her dance card is.

[The Widowed]

Pretty full. The Circle of Thorns makes sure of that. :D

Now go...oh, I dunno, conceive of something. Like world peace. Or art. Or strudel. Or something. :P

[Sebastian Kain]

Well will you dance with a red eyed President? My eye color makes me close to the devil or at least his advocate.

[Lorash]

Well will you dance with a red eyed President? My eye color makes me close to the devil or at least his advocate.

Quiet you, Mr. Arrogant! And get back to Sodomizing Our Bananas!

:bhump:

(Oh man..I think I just forever ruined bananas for myself :( )

[Sebastian Kain]

Okay....don't know bout me humping bananas....


Anyway...Are you really giving us the Big O?:jawdrop:

[Akamaz]

what's the acronym for? Arrogant "Sodomiser of Banannas?"
:bhump: :bhump: :bhump:

[Sebastian Kain]

what's the acronym for? Arrogant "Sodomiser of Banannas?"
:bhump: :bhump: :bhump:


This coming from a make-shift spambot? What kindof food do you really eat? :P

[Tsarmina]

Can you really be all that arrogant when your title is Smoocher of Boobies? :chuckle:

[The Widowed]

You're absolutely right, Mina. It's inconceivable! :D

[Tsarmina]

*Wonders if she's so selective as to not even consider dancing with the lesser deamons*

[Impact]

Tsarmina, a pirate who doesn't shake her booty? Inconceivable!

[The Widowed]

Edit: I'll teach you to dance, as long as you don't kill me. :singdance

[Sebastian Kain]

Can you really be all that arrogant when your title is Smoocher of Boobies? :chuckle:

You asked for it

<--------------

And Frosty...I told you about killing all those women..those bodies are beginning to pile up...:jawdroip:

[Tsarmina]

*crosses arms over chest* Not of these you aren't!!! :look:

[The Widowed]

Really, Tsarmina, you need a title that's easier to work with. I can't conceive of a good zinger for the life of me....

[Cryogentic]

If your location is right behind me then doesn't that make you a stalker?

[The Widowed]

Well, we are hanging out at the same ladies' Goth club....

[Impact]

So, will the little goth girl grow up or stay a Toys R Us kid forever?

Edit: Grrr! Widdy again! But...since we're at a club can you make an exception and dance with me? :cool:

Oh....and blame my title on Poison :chuckle: he's the one who coined it.

[Tsarmina]

No wonder you seem so lonely, you killed em all!

[Cryogentic]

I'm full grown, just short.

a killer lady killer? I seem to remember it difrently when I saw you

kiss kiss

[Impact]

I'm always up to give the lil goth girl another go...Frosty v2.0 :cool:

[Cryogentic]

becareful what you wish for Frosty, you might just get it ;)

[ThunderMace]

Does your wardrobe consist entirely of leather and black electrical tape?

[Akamaz]

does yours consist of a horned helmet, overalls, no shoes and a chaw of 'baccy

[Tsarmina]

Didja want fried spam? Boiled spam? Poached spam? Baked spam? Spam cassarole? Grilled Spam?

[Gaia]

spam spam spam spam lovely spam!

[Cryogentic]

Piratical? are we adding words to the dictionary?

[Akamaz]

hey, everyone knows that's frostbite falls minnesota!!!

EDIT: yeah and umm... err... goth chicks are hawt?

[TroubleWolf]

hey, everyone knows that's frostbite falls minnesota!!!

EDIT: yeah and umm... err... goth chicks are hawt?

What do SpamBots eat? Snouts and buttholes? Because that's what Spam is made of.

[Tsarmina]

Piratical? are we adding words to the dictionary?
Piratical
adj 1: characteristic of pirates; "piratical attackers" 2: characteristic of piracy; "piratical editions of my book"
I wasn't sure it was a real word either, until I went to Dictionary.com. :P

So... why would we want to feed the spambot?

Edit: And..er... Why the hell are you such a mean bastard??? *kick him in the shin*

[Akamaz]

because the Asylum has more posts than the spam forum!!!!!!!1!111!1!!!11!2#412235421!111!!

oh yeah, and ... shake yer pirate booty!

[Sebastian Kain]

I need a new title lol...

[Akamaz]

cause the Smoocher of boobies might meet a flag at someones work to block the site?
oh yeah, and the pres definately needs a new title... howabout "Ask yer Momma?" or something like that?

[Cryogentic]

I would think a spam bot would feed others

[Sebastian Kain]

how bout this one...i never was good with these things anyway.. :p

[Cryogentic]

I like the new title

[TroubleWolf]

I like the new title

I like Goth girls. A lot.

[Akamaz]

*The spambot takes a bite out of Cryo, and immediately spits it out*

eww... goths taste too stringy... but wolf tastes like chicken!

[Tsarmina]

Ack! Now Cryo has spambot cooties!

[Akamaz]

well, at least she didn't have to worry about pirate ailments... why do you think they call them "Scurvy" sea dogs?

[WingedAvenger]

Hi, I'm just stopping in to feed Maz's spambot.

I need a new title too. O_o

[Gaia]

hey, everyone knows that's frostbite falls minnesota!!!

Some people like to wreck all my fun! :P :lollipop:

[Sebastian Kain]

Stop undermining me dammit!

[TroubleWolf]

Underminer?

Is that short for underwear miner? I can just see little green people with pickaxes...

[Akamaz]

just cause your parents weren't married is no reason to be mean...

[Gaia]

Trouble--- :jawdrop: :o O_o

Winged--- What type of space are you renting? Does it have stars and planets or is it a big void of nothing? Just curious. :lollipop

Amamaz--- Good Angry Chick bodyguard/werewolf *gives scooby snack*

[The Widowed]

*digs a hole into Gaia's apartment and steals anything that isn't nailed down*

[Sebastian Kain]

So..how bout that dance..little lady?:sk:

[The Widowed]

Sure...once I find this secret Silent World Order compound you're staying at. Street address?

[Sebastian Kain]

Sure...once I find this secret Silent World Order compound you're staying at. Street address?

It's no secret...I'm just mindful of who I let in. Look for your invitation in the mail. ;)

[TroubleWolf]

Trouble--- :jawdrop: :o O_o

What did I do?

Amamaz--- Good Angry Chick bodyguard/werewolf *gives scooby snack*

Hey, I'm the original werewolf around here... where's my snack?


And SK, I liked the old Title better, bro.

[Sebastian Kain]

And SK, I liked the old Title better, bro.

which one...the Smoocher of Boobies? or The Arrogant S.O.B?

I'm The People's Smoochies of Boobies...I think.. :naughty:

[TroubleWolf]

which one...the Smoocher of Boobies? or The Arrogant S.O.B?

I'm The People's Smoochies of Boobies...I think.. :naughty:

Honestly, I'm down with anything that uses both the word "smooch" and the word "boob".

[Tsarmina]

*throws some cookies at Wolf*

Heh, the prez is flip-flopping.

[TroubleWolf]

Whenever I see the word "inconceivable", I think of the short, bald Sicilian from "The Princess Bride". Are you sure that's the image you want to conjure up with your title, Missy?

[Akamaz]

troublewolfs title is too boring to bother coming up with a good joke about it...


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[TroubleWolf]

troublewolfs title is too boring to bother coming up with a good joke about it...


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz.

SpamBot or no SpamBot, Akamaz is just a poser werewolf-wannabe.

Eat that.

[Charon]

Amen, you Mean Bastard, you.

[The Widowed]

*points Charon in the general direction of the Bone Squad*

Go. Hunt. Break Skuls.

[Charon]

*beats himself over the head with his stick*

[ThunderMace]

Dances with Devils
Discos with Demons
Ballroom Dances with Behemoths
Breakdances with Beeazlebub
Swings with Satan
Lap dances with Lucifer

Edit: Gah! Charon! ,lol

Oh, Charon, I told you not to try that position. :bhump:

[Sebastian Kain]

Still don't think that neck of yours is that red. :chuckle:

[Akamaz]

I don't need a surrogate boobie smoocher thank you very much...

[Sebastian Kain]

hmmm....If we continue to feed you spam...then there won't be any left for me...and I like to eat too... :(

[WingedAvenger]

Winged--- What type of space are you renting? Does it have stars and planets or is it a big void of nothing? Just curious. :lollipop
Consider it a blank slate, and you can make it anything you want.

I'm glad to see you hanging out Gaia. It's not often we get villains from the Incredibles on these boards. :P

[Cryogentic]

How much is this space for rent? and how many people can I stuff..er have over in it?

[Poison]

Cryo's title includes "goth" and "girl", so I'm all hubba hubba for her. :naughty:

[Malibu Sally]

Poison, I want to take your ******* and **** with it. I also would like you to ********* while wearing a ******** and hang upside down from a ceiling fan. :o

[Impact]

Your tan rawks....but mine's better. ;) :cool:

*rimshot*

[Malibu Sally]

"Killer Lady Killer"... is that like "Bond, James Bond?"

[Cryogentic]

Wow your at every beach all at the same time? just wow

[Malibu Sally]

Wow your at every beach all at the same time? just wow

It's about as amazing as the land of ... :chuckle:

[Poison]

Poison, I want to take your ******* and **** with it. I also would like you to ********* while wearing a ******** and hang upside down from a ceiling fan. :o :yoy:

And your tan does rock... I have seen and drawn enough nudie pics of you to know. :cool:

[Sebastian Kain]

thinks about talking dirty to Poison...then realizes it's against his better judgement... ;)

[Valcarde]

Is that anything like... a nastier version of 'The Rock'?

[Sebastian Kain]

Dude. Your a Knight..why are u wearing Tin Foil?? :confused:


Let me guess..it allows the ladies easy acess right? Tell me that's the case and that your not going soft. :P

[Tsarmina]

*waits to see the Prez wearing bunny ears and little else.* :o

[TroubleWolf]

I tried to read your title, but I couldn't get past the booty-shaking pirate...

[Valcarde]

You don't seem so mean to me.

[Tsarmina]

*puts away her can opener and approches with her bare hands* :naughty:

[MikeKAY]

You don't seem so mean to me.

Let me guess. The can opener was getting to be a hassle so you went with something more... accessible? :P

EDIT: Bah, beaten by Mina!

I think I'll just say Arrrggghhhhhhh so I can go back to watching the wiggles.

[TroubleWolf]

Since when are you a Do-Gooder, Mickey?

[Malibu Sally]

:yoy:

And your tan does rock... I have seen and drawn enough nudie pics of you to know. :cool:

:jawdrop: WHAT nudie pics?

I'm only aware of three drawings by you and none of them are really nude(even the first one did not really show anything) Are you holding out on me?



Oh yeah.. Why are you so mean, Troublewolf? ;)

[TroubleWolf]

Oh yeah.. Why are you so mean, Troublewolf? ;)

Because you touch yourself at night. Don't ask so many questions. :grr:

I'm always fairly tan... I blame it on all the Cherokee blood. I get it from both sides of the family, you know.

[Tsarmina]

:jawdrop: WHAT nudie pics?

I'm only aware of three drawings by you and none of them are really nude(even the first one did not really show anything) Are you holding out on me?
Well.... they were nude until he drew the bikini on em. ;)

Wolfie? Mean? Well maybe... that is until you start scratching behind his ears and rubbing his furry belly. :P

[Valcarde]

You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Half Life]

Tin foil armor will not protect you in the slightest, just like tin foil hats will not prevent you from having aliens read your mind.

[Half Life]

Cryo's title includes "goth" and "girl", so I'm all hubba hubba for her. :naughty:



Word man....word

[TroubleWolf]

Metal Head?!

More like Poser Head. :chuckle:

[Half Life]

for someone whos supposed to be mean, "Poser" is a really weak put down.

[TroubleWolf]

I can never be truly mean to you HL. Making fun of the mentally handicapped is only funny if they're not in the room.

P.S. More like Petal Head!

[Sebastian Kain]

hmmm are you dirty as well?

[TroubleWolf]

Actually, I'm Dirty South (D-d-dirty dirty).

What are you supposed to be President of, anyway?

[Sebastian Kain]

Actually, I'm Dirty South (D-d-dirty dirty).

What are you supposed to be President of, anyway?


The Corp. and Political Organization called the Silent World Order. (named after me.) I'm also working on a campaign to be the future President of the United States.

[Tsarmina]

Hold on a minute. If you are a playmate, then what would Tsarmina, your VP, be??? :confused:

[Sebastian Kain]

Hold on a minute. If you are a playmate, then what would Tsarmina, your VP, be??? :confused:

Nothing that has to directly be related to me..unless she wants a title. It applies to me and me alone. ;)

[Tsarmina]

Whew. I thought some of her sordid past may have come to light.... ;)

[Gaia]

I would help dig it up for you but Widdy burrowed down to my apartment and stole all my secret files. plus the furniture. Only left some small bits of metal and string on the walls.

[The Widowed]

Metal and string? I knew I forgot something....

[Sebastian Kain]

"Gotta be this tall to ride this ride."

pulls out a yard stick

[Cryogentic]

I learned today that devils really can't dance

going to have a new title everyday SK?

[Sebastian Kain]

going to have a new title everyday SK?

My last comment above your post was directed towards you...

And Gawd I hope not...I can't seem to make up my mind. :|

[Cryogentic]

I know it was, why not have a poll and let everyone vote on your new title if you can't decide. Sounds like something a politician would do anyway.

[Gaia]

Metal and string? I knew I forgot something....
Ack! Back off you! :guntoot: <sound effects of a small fight> oooh! :shinner: Always forget about the martial arts. . .

[TroubleWolf]

I would help dig it up for you but Widdy burrowed down to my apartment and stole all my secret files. plus the furniture. Only left some small bits of metal and string on the walls.

Did she take all that stuff and stuff it up the chimbley?

Hehe, underwear miner...

[Randomus]

A title that is a propos to the poster. How novel!

This thread is still about complimenting titles, yes?

[Tsarmina]

What channel?? OMG... I forgot to set my VCR.

[TroubleWolf]

A title that is a propos to the poster. How novel!

This thread is still about complimenting titles, yes?

What was that about a porpoise?

I'd climb the Cliffs of Insanity to rescue you if necessary, Mina.

[Randomus]

What was that about a porpoise?

I'd climb the Cliffs of Insanity to rescue you if necessary, Mina.

It's a little-known fact that I once stole a porpoise from the set of SeaQuest DSV. Upon getting it home in the back of my little red wagon, I was dismayed to find it dead.

Another little-known fact is that porpoise tastes much the same as tuna!

Also, Mina's title gives me a good chuckle each time I see it in conjunction with her avatar.

[TroubleWolf]

They die because of their own weight. In the water, they're more bouyant, so they can breathe just fine. On land, though, their bodies are too heavy to allow them to breathe, and they eventually suffocate.

Hey, isn't your title a mediocre movie including both Eddie Murphy and Robert DeNiro? Considering the talent in said flick, I was sorely disappointed in the lack of badassery.

[Randomus]

The movie was pretty terrible, yeah. On the other hand, it gave me the germs of the idea for the City Watch, so I felt it appropriate to pay homage.

Plus DeNiro saying "Showtime!" was bloody hilarious.

[TroubleWolf]

The best part of the whole movie was where Shatner was teaching them how to be good TV cops. He cuts open the bag of powder, gets a little on the tip of his blade, and tastes it. Eddie Murphy asks, "Why do you taste it?" Shatner replies, "To see whether or not it's cocaine."

And then DeNiro pipes up, "What if it's cyanide?"

I couldn't stop laughing.

[Randomus]

The best thing about Shatner is that he doesn't mind making fun of the fact that he's Shatner.

[Tarkenchi]

*runs into the thread and sees troublewolf and randomus talking to each other* *Runs as fast as he can and kicks both of them in the balls and RUNS out*

[Randomus]

Ow.

Ow.

Oh well. Not like I've been usin' 'em.

[Masked Revenger]

The best thing about Shatner is that he doesn't mind making fun of the fact that he's Shatner.

I agree completly. I love that guy.

Chris

[TroubleWolf]

*knocks on his crotch, which makes a metal sound*

I've started wearing a codpiece over a cup. When you piss off Widowed, it's a necessity.

[Tarkenchi]

Im not widowed, im a kid, with energy, i kick, alot, harder. :shinner:

[Tsarmina]

Damned leet speaking punk. Widdy's gonna get you now!

[TroubleWolf]

Damned leet speaking punk. Widdy's gonna get you now!

Wow, when I read that, I pictured you wagging a cane. Way to sound old!

[Tsarmina]

Don't make me come over there and beat you with my cane you rotten kid! And get offa me lawn! :geezer:

[Tarkenchi]

*runs over to mina's lawn and gets sick* ohh crap, a well pollenated lawn!

[Sebastian Kain]

Almost time to upgrade to Teenager Status:sk:

[sheld0n]

Do you smoke weed and play the saxophone too?

[The Widowed]

Im not widowed, im a kid, with energy, i kick, alot, harder. :shinner:
You failed to account for the more developed muscle mass of a 30-something....

*KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK*

Har har. :D

Oops. Assaulting a minor. Well, he fell into a doorknob, officer. Five times. :o

[Malibu Sally]

Since when can devils dance?

[Sebastian Kain]

I've seen your tan line..and it def. rocks! :D














j/k

[Tarkenchi]

You failed to account for the more developed muscle mass of a 30-something....

*KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK*

Har har. :D

Oops. Assaulting a minor. Well, he fell into a doorknob, officer. Five times. :o


*smacks widowed across the head with a baseball bat* Self defense officer, just look at my face!


:D

[Impact]

What in blue blazes does all that thar youngster speak say? :geezer:

[Sebastian Kain]

Are you implying that you are a killer lady? :P

[sheld0n]

Are you implying that you seduce presidents?

[Sebastian Kain]

Are you implying that you seduce presidents?

No. I'm the playboy... ;)

[sheld0n]

hey, no fair!
youre supposed to say something about my title! :P

edit:
and my comment remains valid, youre a playboy who seduces presidents. :chuckle:

[Impact]

Sheldon...the only comment I have is....er....what's it say? O_o

[sheld0n]

Always wear underwear!

[Sebastian Kain]

Sounds like Zoom Talk to me. Ubbi Dubbi Hubbi Subbi...Telli Tubby? :chuckle:

[Valcarde]

Hefner ain't got nothin' on you.

[Gaia]

*hands him a roll of Renolds Wrap* You lokked a little thin around the knees

[Sebastian Kain]

Your name makes me want some Klieber elf..cookies... :kiss:

[Gaia]

Aww. Gee.*hugs the prez*

[Sebastian Kain]

Aww. Gee.*hugs the prez*

Mwahahaha! You dare hug the Prez! :loveme:

[Impact]

So...when are we gonna have a cookout on the lawn of the White House?

[Tsarmina]

*gets out flame thrower* Let's see how the snowman does against this!

[Esbat]

Inconcievable, eh? So Amoeba will never know about us :naughty:

[Impact]

Well....to quote a now famous action star.....IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!! :cool:

[Gaia]

I had alterior motives for hugging the prez. I wanted a lollipop. :lollipop: mmm!

Frosty I like the little avatar there. :) You may want to watch your back. Mina has a flame thrower and is threatening a snowman melting. :o

[Stalking Shadow]

I AM THE UNDERMINER!!! I MAY BE BENEATH ALL OF YOU... BUT NOTHING IS BENEATH ME! I DECLARE WAR ON PEACE AND HAPPINESS ALL OVER THE WORLD!

Man, the Incredibles rocked. :P

[Gaia]

Yes they did! That's the theme for my daughter's birthday party in a few weeks. :) She and all her little friends are going to dress up as superheroes.

[Impact]

I wonder if the Underminer is behind the conspiracy that causes me to lose one sock in the dryer.....

Oh....and let Mina try, she knows it's pretty hard to crack/melt this ice. :cool:

And thank Quake.....master of the megamen! for my awesome avatar :cool: :D

[Cryogentic]

That avatar is great

[Dynamo-Man]

That's a Little Goth Girl I would let punch me (and I'd probably deserve it). :D

[Sebastian Kain]

Who's the President of Sarcasm? O_o

[Masked Revenger]

Who's the President of Sarcasm? O_o

Wouldn't that be you, Mr. President?

Chris

[Dynamo-Man]

I got yer "title" right here! :P

Btw, the VP is a corporate title. Cuz that's where the REAL ultimate power is!

[Sebastian Kain]

Wouldn't that be you, Mr. President?

Chris


No. I run everything else...someone else writes my jokes..

[Stalking Shadow]

The president has a big nose!

[Sebastian Kain]

The president has a big nose!

Your right... >:}

[TroubleWolf]

The president has a big nose!

Just because he's balancing a pair of sunglasses on it doesn't make it his nose.

:cool:

[Sebastian Kain]

Just because he's balancing a pair of sunglasses on it doesn't make it his nose.

:cool:


Mwhahahahah! Shhhhsshhh It's a secret! :chuckle:

[Impact]

Well if there are any secrets you know they won't be secret for long Prez-o. The newspapers will have a field day on that past of yours.

[TroubleWolf]

Oddly enough, all the reporters in the country who try and do slanderous stories on the Prez always end up skewered on sharp objects. Pirate swords, long metal claws... what bad luck!

The upside is, the press has nothing but glowing things to say about the ol' Prez...

[Tarkenchi]

Mean bastard!!!!

I likeyz da 100ft plasma screens of naked women :cool:

[Sebastian Kain]

lol how are you banned? :cry:

[Akamaz]

I like the prez playboy... it works well with the new Sig.

[TroubleWolf]

Mr. Puppy?

More like Mr. Poopy!

Or Neutered Puppy!

M I RITE, GUYZ?!

[The Widowed]

No you are not, Shaggy. :P

[Impact]

You know.....I bet those devils aren't gonna be happy at all when you finally get tired and don't have the energy to dance with them anymore....It could be bad news for the Widster :shinner:

[Sebastian Kain]

Samauri's don't fight in the snow dude... :shinner:

[Akamaz]

why not? now bring the president his daily dose of jigglies...

[TroubleWolf]

No you are not, Shaggy. :P

That's kind of funny, because one of my favorite karaoke songs to do with a friend is "Angel" by Shaggy and Rayvon. I do a great Shaggy impression that makes people go crazy.

Oh, and shut up, you old white-haired cat-lady. :chuckle:

[Randomus]

Like, zoinks!

[Sebastian Kain]

"You provide the Show and I'll supply the Dough and we can do the damn thing!" :sk:

Taken from Paragon City Ulimate Teamups Vol. 4

[TroubleWolf]

"Presidential Playboy" kind of reminds me of Bill Clinton. I always expected him to walk away from a podium, and then see this woman crawl out from underneath it wiping her mouth, like in "Police Academy".

Man, I'd vote for that guy that played Commandant Lassard...

[Impact]

So....why are you so mean? Is it ticks? Fleas? Angry because someone tried to neuter you?

[TroubleWolf]

So....why are you so mean? Is it ticks? Fleas? Angry because someone tried to neuter you?

It's mostly because I get bored here at work, and I want people to respond to my posts. What better way to get people to write back in a hurry than to piss them off? I guess I'm a troll, but I only troll the Spam Forums, because I don't really want to upset people, I only want to get a rise out of them.

Oh, and samurai were pretty dumb. All that crap about "You killed my master, now I fall on my sword!" I mean, I get that they thought they had honor, or whatever, but most of the crap they did is just silly.

[Sebastian Kain]

Hehe I want the Wolf to come to my shindig in the summer..so I can put him in a headlock... :p

[TroubleWolf]

Hehe I want the Wolf to come to my shindig in the summer..so I can put him in a headlock... :p

o rly how big a boy r u SK? lolz i culd proly beat u up w/ my power ranger moves.

also my dad has a gun so watch it

[Tsarmina]

Mean Bastard indeed. SK, make him sing! Or even better... make him dance. Dance tough boy!

[Sebastian Kain]

o rly how big a boy r u SK? lolz i culd proly beat u up w/ my power ranger moves.

also my dad has a gun so watch it


6'3 to 6'4 about 235 and I carry a really bad mean streak.. ;)

[Tsarmina]

*pulls up a chair to watch the Prez and the Wolf go at it*

[The Widowed]

*pulls out tear gas canisters to stop them*

[Sebastian Kain]

*pulls out tear gas canisters to stop them*

I'm immune to tear gas...you gonna have to physically attack me.. ;)

[Tsarmina]

I'm immune to tear gas...you gonna have to physically attack me.. ;)
Oh Man. You are asking for it now! *starts takin bets for the Prez vs Widdy match*

Silly playboy.

[TroubleWolf]

6'3 to 6'4 about 235 and I carry a really bad mean streak.. ;)

Well, you've got three or four inches on me in height, but I've got at least a hundred pounds on you... did you ever wrestle? I wrestled in high school. It'd be pretty cool to have the "Down South Wrestlemania" while we were down there.

We'd have to have seperate weight classes, though, or poor tiny boys like Fate would get squished by us big men.

*pulls out tear gas canisters to stop them*

You act like I've never been on "Cops" before. You know, you build up a tolerance to tear gas after awhile...

[Sebastian Kain]

Well, you've got three or four inches on me in height, but I've got at least a hundred pounds on you... did you ever wrestle? I wrestled in high school. It'd be pretty cool to have the "Down South Wrestlemania" while we were down there.

We'd have to have seperate weight classes, though, or poor tiny boys like Fate would get squished by us big men.


That would be awesome! Cobolt and Poison already talkin bout busting moves...I like to wrestle..and I still can prolly take you. My friend from PhX is about that size...(nearly 300 or so) and I had him on my shoulders... :chuckle:

[TroubleWolf]

That would be awesome! Cobolt and Poison already talkin bout busting moves...I like to wrestle..and I still can prolly take you. My friend from PhX is about that size...(nearly 300 or so) and I had him on my shoulders... :chuckle:

"If you build a ring, they will come..."

I got dibs on One Hit Wonder... :neener:

[Sebastian Kain]

"If you build a ring, they will come..."

I got dibs on One Hit Wonder... :neener:

Hehe..If we get my backyard fence up in time..then i'll see what I can do...

that's if I don't buy a new car lol..which i'll prolly do..

then I'll have to take it to my sister's house..she got wide open country spaces... :)

[TroubleWolf]

then I'll have to take it to my sister's house..she got wide open country spaces... :)

O_o Daaaaaaaaaamn, that is not a nice thing to say about your own sister. You're mean, bro... you're mean.

[Sebastian Kain]

O_o Daaaaaaaaaamn, that is not a nice thing to say about your own sister. You're mean, bro... you're mean.

Pfft...don't go there..I'll merk you through the computer.. :P

I love my sister..more than she'll ever know..hehe she owns the house I'm stayin in right now lol..

[Sebastian Kain]

Prez 4 life! :headbang:

[Impact]

Maybe that should be your title and you could leave the playboy part to me ;) :cool:

[Tarberetta]

Which means I'd better not ask to see your samauri sword :P

[Sebastian Kain]

Maybe that should be your title and you could leave the playboy part to me ;) :cool:

You might Play with teh ladies..but I play the role. :p

[TroubleWolf]

Wow, we really got off-topic in this thread, huh?

Umm... Playboy, Playboy... you know, I haven't picked up a Playboy since the Chyna issue. I think I'm scarred for life.

[Sebastian Kain]

There you are TW...where's my mean bastard tude for the day? :p

[TroubleWolf]

There you are TW...where's my mean bastard tude for the day? :p

You're ugly and yo' momma dresses you funny.

Now, have some Bunnies bring me a beer and an ashtray. Daddy has a hangover.

[Sebastian Kain]

You're ugly and yo' momma dresses you funny.

Now, have some Bunnies bring me a beer and an ashtray. Daddy has a hangover.


Ahh...there's the Mean Mutt...I'll Like to bash with my cane. >:]

waves his hand for 4 interns to go to the Wolf's location

[Tsarmina]

*with a disaproving look* I know you fancy yourself to be a playboy, but must you encourage others? Especially the mean one. He keeps scaring off the interns. :rolleyes:

[Sebastian Kain]

*with a disaproving look* I know you fancy yourself to be a playboy, but must you encourage others? Especially the mean one. He keeps scaring off the interns. :rolleyes:

Well as long as he minds his manners and keeps his paws to himself...Then it's all in good fun...

otherwise..he'll feel the wraith of the Order..

Sorry if I've upset you my dear..

[TroubleWolf]

*with a disaproving look* I know you fancy yourself to be a playboy, but must you encourage others? Especially the mean one. He keeps scaring off the interns. :rolleyes:

Quiet, Wench. They like it when I growl at them.

[Sebastian Kain]

Quiet, Wench. They like it when I growl at them.

Watch yourself...We like you okay..but no one insults my second in command...

glares

[Tsarmina]

Quiet, Wench. They like it when I growl at them.
You may have your fun with the interns, but don't think your tactics will work on me scruffy. *sniff* Go take a bath. You stink.

[TroubleWolf]

Watch yourself...We like you okay..but no one insults my second in command...

glares

*snorts*

Yeah, allow me to bow and scrape and apologize.

*lifts leg and farts*

[Stalking Shadow]

Whatever happened to the "off topic" smiley?

Inconceivable? You keep on using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

[TroubleWolf]

You may have your fun with the interns, but don't think your tactics will work on me scruffy. *sniff* Go take a bath. You stink.

Yeah, but it's a natural stink. Why don't you go wash off some of that perfume so those of us with enhanced senses can breathe?

[Tsarmina]

That must be from the streetwalkers you were with last night. I don't wear perfume. But you clearly could use some soap and water... and maybe a rabies and distemper shot. Then maybe you wouldn't be such a mean bastard. You'd just be a bastard.

[TroubleWolf]

That must be from the streetwalkers you were with last night. I don't wear perfume. But you clearly could use some soap and water... and maybe a rabies and distemper shot. Then maybe you wouldn't be such a mean bastard. You'd just be a bastard.



No perfume? Hmm, must be one of those feminine products, like Summer's Eve.

And hey, I wouldn't be a bastard if you could've kept your legs shut long enough to get married, Mom.

[Tsarmina]

Not only a mean bastard... but a delusional one as well. Careful where you walk puppy.

[Impact]

Which means I'd better not ask to see your samauri sword :P

You could but doesn't Esbat already have enough reasons to not like me ;) hehehe......rawr kitty....rawr I say :D

Hmmm....seems to be plenty of piratically inconcievable love flying about this thread.... :shinner:

[TroubleWolf]

If you were a Gnome, you'd get a bonus to those alchemy checks... well, you would have in 3.0, anyway. They did away with Alchemy in 3.5.

[Stalking Shadow]

Or you'd get +15 to your engineering skill if you were playing WoW. But TW, even though you're a mean, inconsiderate, abrasive bastard mutt on the outside... could it be that on the inside, you're just a vulnerable little puppy, waiting for someone to take you to a good home for love and companionship?



Nah. You're just a mean bastard. :P

[Tarkenchi]

You have a job as rock climbing instructor, thats like, so cool. O_o :chuckle:

[Esbat]

Half moderator.
Half twelve year old.
All bad. >:]

[Stalking Shadow]

Tahkenchi is da modahraytohr. Step aut ov line unt he vill modahrayte yoo. Prepah to be modahrayted!

Edit: Dammit Esbat, err.. Hordog, err... Dogfight... err.... whatever the heck you're calling yourself these days... don't post ahead of me!

[Tarkenchi]

^hes older than me and i think he was making fun of mah spelng1! :cry: :eyebrow: :P O_o

[Stalking Shadow]

O NOEZ! The moderator is on to me! Quick, to the escape pod!

[Tarkenchi]

^bans him

wrong thread

I win!

wrong thread again

*kicks shadow in the ballz* THere we go!

[Stalking Shadow]

That was uncalled for! Moderator! Help!

Oh, wait. That's you.

Who watches the Watchmen?

[Tarkenchi]

Bugbite. We all know that.

*gets steel toed boot on with spikes* *crane kick*

Wakkakakakakwakakk!

[TroubleWolf]

Wizard of Witticisms...

Maybe I'll start calling you... Harry Potter.

Congratulations, Harry.

[Tarkenchi]

*kicks wolf in the balls* >:]

[TroubleWolf]

I always wear an impervious cup/codpiece combination when I come to these boards. People are always after my junk.

Freaks.

[Tarkenchi]

You may wear it, but i didn't kick you, I kicked WOLF! YOUR CHARACTER!

WAKAKAKAKAKAK

:eyebrow:

[TroubleWolf]

You may wear it, but i didn't kick you, I kicked WOLF! YOUR CHARACTER!

WAKAKAKAKAKAK

:eyebrow:

We are one and the same, on teh Intarweb. Mr. Moderation.