Always wanted to say this...

[Esbat]

A-huh-huh... 'Bone' squad... a-huh-hu-huh-hu :D

[Blackbat]

.......... :crazy:

[Esbat]

I literally been wanting to giggle about it since launch :D

[Masked Revenger]

And really, who can blame you.

Chris

[TroubleWolf]

A-huh-huh... 'Bone' squad... a-huh-hu-huh-hu :D

I will kill you. You think I won't, but I really, really will. Kill you.

[MikeKAY]

..........

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[Black Razor]

... ... ...:hm:

[Stalking Shadow]

Uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh. (http://www.wavcentral.com/sounds/televis/beavis/bblaugh.wav)
:P

[Randomus]

I concur.

Bone Squad = Good ole' innuendo! They're dark and gritty 'cuz they can't... Oh, I don't need to finish. You know where I'm goin' with this.

[The Widowed]

I will kill you. You think I won't, but I really, really will. Kill you.
Ooh! Ooh! Push his buttons again, Esbat! This could be fun! :D

Uhhuhuh...huhhuh...he said Bone Squad! Uhhuh...huhhuhuh....

*slaps Troublewolf's ass*

[Blackbat]

I think I'll help Wolf... :chaku:

[Esbat]

Aww c'mon... at least I didn't do when I was a Lurker on the beta boards... I did it at a time when ya'll know who I am and what I do :P

[Krypto]

Sounds like an Arena match is in order.

It certainly wouldn't be fair for both Trouble AND Blackbat to team up against poor litle Esbat. So, in that case...I've got your back, Es. :box:


:cool:

[TroubleWolf]

Ooh! Ooh! Push his buttons again, Esbat! This could be fun! :D

*slaps Troublewolf's ass*

Thank you, Ma'am, may I have another?

Sounds like an Arena match is in order.

It certainly wouldn't be fair for both Trouble AND Blackbat to team up against poor litle Esbat. So, in that case...I've got your back, Es.

If only I still had internet access at home, and still had an active City of Heroes account...

Krypto is SVTBert, right?

[The Widowed]

Aww c'mon... at least I didn't do when I was a Lurker on the beta boards... I did it at a time when ya'll know who I am and what I do :P
Urban Bushido has your back, Dogfight. :)

[Tarberetta]

Yea I'll back up Es if I need to :tarby:

[The Widowed]

Quit changing your title, Tarby. It's like I don't even know you anymore...*sniffle* :(

[TroubleWolf]

Yeah, because he's really gonna benefit from the help of a bunch of girls.

[The Widowed]

*kicks Troublewolf in the nads. But it takes a few exploratory kicks to the groin to actually find anything....*

[TroubleWolf]

Awwww, look at the cute, slender, dainty widdle feet! You want a glass slipper, Princess Buttercup?

[Cryogentic]

I think he is jealouse Esbat can get girls.

I'll help you too Esbat

[TroubleWolf]

I think he is jealouse Esbat can get girls.

I'll help you too Esbat

Honey, it's not even possible for me to be jealous of Esbat.

That's like Vin Diesel being jealous of Danny DeVito's physique.

[Tsarmina]

Yeah, because he's really gonna benefit from the help of a bunch of girls.
You don't wanna go there mister. I'm sure Tyr would like to hear that point of view. Muahahaha. :flamingdevilsmilie:

[TroubleWolf]

You don't wanna go there mister. I'm sure Tyr would like to hear that point of view. Muahahaha. :flamingdevilsmilie:

Tyr is different and you know it. Besides, you wouldn't dare tell her... w-would you?

[Tsarmina]

:flamingdevilsmilie:
I dunno.... I'm still a bit grouchy from yesterday.

[TroubleWolf]

What happened yesterday?

P.S. If it's a woman problem, I don't really want to know.

[Tsarmina]

No. It wasn't a raging hormone day. I was just... grumpy and overtired. Mostly overtired. But when I got home from work, there was a vase of lillys on my counter so most of the grumpyness went away. *big grins*

[TroubleWolf]

I don't get why guys buy their womenfolk flowers. It's not like she can cook them for you for dinner.

[Tsarmina]

You haven't been on the receiving end of one of my Thank-yous. ;)

[TroubleWolf]

So, you mean some guys have to bribe their women to give them "favors"? Why don't they just leave the woman chained to the refrigerator until she's ready to do what she's supposed to?

[Tsarmina]

And perhaps the flowers were a thank-you for something else?

Hmmm, I taste bitterness here. Or are you just trying to rile me up?

[TroubleWolf]

Mostly just the riling. Mostly.

Also, I have a headache, the Cardinals lost last night, and I can't get rid of this girl at work who thinks we're dating.

[Tsarmina]

*Bites Wolf...because we all know that's what he wanted anyway*

So, that girl at work. She thinks you guys are dating... didja smile at her by mistake or something?

Hmmm, perhaps I'll switch to PMs....

[TroubleWolf]

This is the Spam-type Forum, it's easier than PMs and isn't moderated very strictly, so I think we're fine.

Well, some of our friends set us up, and we went out a few times. I sent her flowers at work, paid for everything we did together, and generally was just all-around R-r-r-r-rico... Suave!

Then, I got severely ill. I spent a week in bed, lost about 25 pounds, quit smoking without even meaning to... it was horrible. And every night during the week I was sick, every night she called me, and asked if I wanted to go out and do something. I kept telling her, "I'm really, really sick. That's why I wasn't at work today. I have truly been severely ill."

So, now I'm back at work, and she's sending me e-mails like, "I'm just so confused, where is our relationship going?" and crap like that. I just want to shout, "WE WENT ON LIKE 3 DATES! WE DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP! LEAVE ME ALONE!" But I don't want to hurt her feelings.

[Tsarmina]

Okies.
Hmmm, perhaps you treated her so niecely she didn't want to lose you... being a clingy type of person. Personally, I'd have made you some chicken soup or something... not asking if you were going to take me out.
Well, just tell her that you don't think you've dated her enough to really call it a relationship. And if you are still interested in her, let her know you are and that you want to get to know her more. If not, say so.

...I feel like the dear abby column. O_o

I've always tried to stay away from relationships in the workplace, for just that reason.

[The Widowed]

Awwww, look at the cute, slender, dainty widdle feet! You want a glass slipper, Princess Buttercup?
No. Your glass jaw will do nicely.

*KICK*

So, you mean some guys have to bribe their women to give them "favors"? Why don't they just leave the woman chained to the refrigerator until she's ready to do what she's supposed to?
And men wonder why there are so many committed lesbians these days.... :grr:

[TroubleWolf]

No. Your glass jaw will do nicely.

Girls are so cute when they're angry... I love the way they get that heaving chest going on...

And men wonder why there are so many committed lesbians these days.... :grr:

I don't wonder. Women are hot. Dudes are nasty-looking. Where's the confusion?

[TroubleWolf]

Okies.
Hmmm, perhaps you treated her so niecely she didn't want to lose you... being a clingy type of person. Personally, I'd have made you some chicken soup or something... not asking if you were going to take me out.
Well, just tell her that you don't think you've dated her enough to really call it a relationship. And if you are still interested in her, let her know you are and that you want to get to know her more. If not, say so.

...I feel like the dear abby column. O_o

I've always tried to stay away from relationships in the workplace, for just that reason.

I think I'm just going to ignore her until she goes away on her own...

[Tsarmina]

But I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Because being ignored doesn't hurt anyone's feelings....
Just tell her you ... aren't interested? Don't want a realationship? Yeesh.... no matter how you say it, it doesn't sound very good. Maybe ignoring would be best. *shrug*

[TroubleWolf]

Because being ignored doesn't hurt anyone's feelings....
Just tell her you ... aren't interested? Don't want a realationship? Yeesh.... no matter how you say it, it doesn't sound very good. Maybe ignoring would be best. *shrug*



Well, it's more gradual this way. It gives her time to convince herself that she broke up with me.

[Esbat]

Yeah, because he's really gonna benefit from the help of a bunch of girls.

They're not girls... they're woman, and I dig them all :)

Urban Bushido has your back, Dogfight. :)

Rock on, Widdy and the UBs!

Yea I'll back up Es if I need to :tarby:

Thats my kitten!

I think he is jealouse Esbat can get girls.

I'll help you too Esbat

Thanks a mil' Cryo, rrrrrrrrowl. :naughty:

[Tsarmina]

Good point. Instead of He dumped me. it's I broke up with him because he's an arse.
It's all about perspective. We all know it's because you are a mean bastard anyways. :kiss:

[TroubleWolf]

Damn, I knew he'd eventually come back and make say funny things like "Eat more Congress!" and "A man ran from St. Sassafran".

Fun's on, hobos! :p

[TroubleWolf]

Good point. Instead of He dumped me. it's I broke up with him because he's an arse.
It's all about perspective. We all know it's because you are a mean bastard anyways. :kiss:


Yeah, I don't claim to be the be-all-end-all authority on women, but I know you prefer to do the breaking-up. In fact, some of you get off on it. Evil witches, all of you...

Sorry, sometimes I do get a little bitter.

[Tsarmina]

*Cackles and wrings her hands* I'll get you Wolfie! And the rest of your pack too!

[Tarberetta]

If it's a girl at work Wolfie, just watch your step. Last thing you want or need is a harassment complaint (even though it's not your fault or doing).

[Masked Revenger]

I say your better off telling her you don't want a relationship rather than ignoring her. In both cases your a bastard, but one is only temporary, and the other is forever.

Chris

[Tarkenchi]

This is the Spam-type Forum, it's easier than PMs and isn't moderated very strictly, so I think we're fine.



Im a moderator on the spam forum... :yoy: :( :baseball:

[Tarberetta]

Ut oh...Tarky's got the nerf bat :baseball:

[TroubleWolf]

If it's a girl at work Wolfie, just watch your step. Last thing you want or need is a harassment complaint (even though it's not your fault or doing).

Luckily, I just recently got a promotion, so I'm out of here and away from her in less than a month.

Im a moderator on the spam forum...

Perhaps I should have clarified... I hate strict moderation, and I love the Spam Forum. You're my onliest friend, Tarky!

[Poison]

Heck, I was just thinking... I'll change the :naughty: smiley command to :esbat...

[Tarkenchi]

esbat---->:tarkenchi<----- me

[Charon]

Well, this thread seems to have a dual purpose right now.

If we're discussing Wolf's stalker, then yeah, ignoring her works. Change the locks and your phone number too. Perhaps fake your own death.

If we're doing the whole Pcity vs. Bone Squad thing... well, bring it on, but we already have Esbat's death pretty much planned.

[Tsarmina]

*runs off to buy front row tickets to the event*

[TroubleWolf]

If we're discussing Wolf's stalker, then yeah, ignoring her works. Change the locks and your phone number too. Perhaps fake your own death.

She doesn't have a key to my house, and avoiding her on the phone is no problem whatsoever. I'd fake a suicide, but we work in the same building, and I make more money than her, so I'm not leaving.

If we're doing the whole Pcity vs. Bone Squad thing... well, bring it on, but we already have Esbat's death pretty much planned.

What's to plan? The guy's like half an effiminate sock puppet. It'll be like slapping around Elmo's lispy older brother...

[Charon]

Did I say it was a complicated plan that took time to form? I just said there was a plan.

step 1. Find him.
step 2. Kill him.

That simple.

[ThunderMace]

Why is everyone dancing around the Real Question, here?

Did you **** her?

Y'know sometimes having sex with a girl really confuses them as to where y'all stand. Most of the time this has happened to me, I had what I thought was casual sex with a girl and she thinks after that we're in a relationship.

Sorry. Had to ask.

[Randomus]

I wasn't going to say anything. But ThunderMace said what I was going to say if I wasn't going with the not saying anything plan.

[Sebastian Kain]

Why is everyone dancing around the Real Question, here?

Did you **** her?


Meh...i had the same thoughts..but felt like it wasn't my place to ask.

[ThunderMace]

Well, Mr. Tact, that's me. :|

[Sebastian Kain]

Well, Mr. Tact, that's me. :|

Never said there was anything wrong with it...we are all friends here.

[Tsarmina]

Why is everyone dancing around the Real Question, here?

Did you **** her?
:o I hadn't even thought of that. I mean... just a few dates and all. That would complicate things some, if she's not the casual relationship kinda gal. *shrug*
It doesn't sound like you are interested in seeing her more, so just tell her you don't want a relationship with her. She'll get pissed but will go away. Hopefully. As long as she's not a tire-slashing, stalking, make-the-bastard-pay kinda person. Heh. Teach you to get involved with a co-worker. *buys Wolf a drink*

[Esbat]

Perhaps I should have clarified... I hate strict moderation, and I love the Spam Forum. You're my onliest friend, Tarky!

Darn tootin' he is... *shines his own Spam Mod accolade*

[MikeKAY]

Well, Mr. Tact, that's me. :|
Tact is extremely overrated.

[Mahaf]

Wait, wait, wait.. I get this kinda thing all the time. Girls all over me, I tell ya I can't get rid of 'em. They're falling out of my pockets when I walk down the street. People have to step over them to talk to me. They're ravenous, they'll do anything to get at me. I've given up trying to run, they're everywhere. Tons of them. All after me.....

Wait a minute, so what was your problem again? :P

[TroubleWolf]

Why is everyone dancing around the Real Question, here?

Did you **** her?

Nope. There was some fooling around (I won't go into details), and the first night I was sick, we slept in the same bed, because I was too out of it to drive home. But no... uh... penetration.

Y'know sometimes having sex with a girl really confuses them as to where y'all stand. Most of the time this has happened to me, I had what I thought was casual sex with a girl and she thinks after that we're in a relationship.

I understand that, and I've never been a "casual sex" or "one-night stand" type of guy. Women usually have enough emotional issues in their lives without confusing them about where you stand. :P

Sorry. Had to ask.

No worries. I'm not exactly prudish about talking (fairly anonymously) about this stuff on teh Intarweb.

[TroubleWolf]

Wait, wait, wait.. I get this kinda thing all the time. Girls all over me, I tell ya I can't get rid of 'em. They're falling out of my pockets when I walk down the street. People have to step over them to talk to me. They're ravenous, they'll do anything to get at me. I've given up trying to run, they're everywhere. Tons of them. All after me.....

Wait a minute, so what was your problem again? :P

I didn't mean it to come off as bragging... trust me, I have nothing to brag about. Actually, that's not true. I have some great stories involving younger college girls and karaoke bars... but anyway, this was not meant to be a brag. :P

[Randomus]

There's a hole in my brand new sock.

[Mahaf]

I didn't mean it to come off as bragging... trust me, I have nothing to brag about. Actually, that's not true. I have some great stories involving younger college girls and karaoke bars... but anyway, this was not meant to be a brag. :P
Nah, didn't mean to imply anything negative, just the fact that girls hanging all over you wouldn't be considered negative by many less fortunate. ;)

[TroubleWolf]

There's a hole in my brand new sock.

Dammit, Randy, what did I say about chewing on your brand new socks?

WHAT DID I SAY?! :mad:

[Esbat]

I didn't mean it to come off as bragging... trust me, I have nothing to brag about. Actually, that's not true. I have some great stories involving younger college girls and karaoke bars... but anyway, this was not meant to be a brag. :P

Oh, is there a speck of dust on your diamond? :chuckle:

[Randomus]

Dammit, Randy, what did I say about chewing on your brand new socks?

WHAT DID I SAY?! :mad:

I'm sorry.

It was delicious.

[Tsarmina]

But the question remains. Was it a clean sock or a worn-all-day sock??

[The Icy One]

This place scares me.. yet I must.. read....

[Randomus]

The hole appeared an hour or two into the workday.