The Supreme Court of CoHGuru.Com

[Druid]

I believe we have reached an age where the executives of CoHGuru are dishing out justice without enough insanity. I have taken the burden onto my shoulders of correcting this reprehensible act. I present the Supreme Court of CoHGuru.Com. I am going to need volunteers for justices, and then we will vote a chief justice amongst our ranks. After that we shall oversee any debate/arguement/simple statement we want with extreme spam. Do I have any willing to aid me in my course for justice witha side of malaize?

Court Justices Cases
Druid
Sheld0n
Krypto
Noble
JoeSchmoe
Stalking Shadow
BlueBolt
Magna Harrier
Seraphim

[sheld0n]

I have taken the burden onto my shoulders of correcting this reprehensible act.

Heheh... heheheheh... he said "act". heheheh...

Yeah, i can dig it. I think i could be a good judge.

[Druid]

Greetings new justice. How does this day find you?

[Krypto]

Hah, why not? This should be fun.

[Noble]

I've been bored lately, count me in Druid. :chuckle: :P :naughty: :sarcasm: :cry: :yoy: :rolleyes:

[Druid]

Nicely done gentlemen, welcome aboard. Hmm. I really hope Afterglow, Coldcut, Morc, Stalking Shadow and Widowed check this thread out. I want the ultimate naysayers, wit geniouses, and thread disrupters out there.

[Joe Schmoe]

I'm hurt you didn't include me on that list man ;) Don't know how we will ever get along now.. I volunteer!

[Druid]

oops, I was addin names as I thought of them, sorry Joe. You'll notice I edited it a number of times allready. Added.

[Druid]

BTW, I will either announce the first thread after we have our court, or our newly elected Chief Justice will do it for us, after I fully explain what our goals are.

[Stalking Shadow]

I, Stalking Shadow, do hereby solemnly swear to be a CoHGuru Supreme Justice, on the sole conditions that I am appointed Chief Absentee Justice, and get a sock puppet to delegate my duties to.

[Druid]

hmmm, sock puppet granted, as for the other. I haven't seen any bribes yet! What do you think this is Russia? I don't just give jobs to lackeys, I need payment. Yes I am a corrupt justice, what of it?

[Noble]

If you give him a sock puppet, I'll light the damned thing on fire.

[Joe Schmoe]

Who gets to be my sexy intern?! Can Frost Sampson be my intern?

[sheld0n]

We havent even started yet, and we're already doing a really good job, being like the government and everything. Keep it up guys!

[Druid]

Tell you what, I'll give him two sock puppets, one for you to burn, and one for him to keep. Afterall, its just the forums money we're spending here.

Oh forgot to mention that? Well as part of our fee for delivering what will be richly deserved PUNishment, we will be exacting a tax upon the forums. This will be decided upon in our first meeting.

Oh, and Joe, I'm afraid you'll have to either ask him, or make a case out of it. My unreasonable demands won't have enough wait behin them until I have an entire court with me. So we need at least four more people. Only then can we deal the justice that we want, I mean 'see' needs to be dealt.

[Blue Bolt]

Sign me up bro!

[Magna Harrier]

I think I'd do a good job at being mutually dismissive of any arguement!

[Druid]

BB added of course. Magna did you want in? cause I'll go ahead and add you to the list.

[Druid]

One space left. Who wants in?

[Noble]

I say we extend our taxing of the forums to apply to sock puppets as well. ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!! A DAMNED SOCK CONSPIRACY!! You have to be especially watchful for those anklets, they are tricky. If someone is wearing hightops, you can't tell that they are wearing socks at all!! *shakes fist in the air* Curse the Anklets!!

[Druid]

Maybe we should outlaw them? At least that would increase the blackmarket trade of sock puppets. That's good for the economy.

[Joe Schmoe]

So is this for spamming threads in Gurus, official boards, or anywhere? :D I'm excited

[Druid]

Shhh! This is for dishing out 'justice' in all threads, regardless of former restraints. Seriously Joe where did you get that nonsense idea? ;)

[Joe Schmoe]

*washes his tongue out with soap* Joe is sorry, Joe is sorry!

[Magna Harrier]

I did indeed want in... and MAN! Step out to the can for ONE sec... :)

[Druid]

Mwahahahaha, let evil.. I mean 'justice' reign supreme! Go, Go Supreme Court Justices! We have but to gain one member, and our ranks shall be complete at last!

[Seraphim]

Mwahahahaha, let evil.. I mean 'justice' reign supreme! Go, Go Supreme Court Justices! We have but to gain one member, and our ranks shall be complete at last!
Lemme in. I'm the smartest :p

[Druid]

Nice. You get to show Sandra Day O'Connor how it's done.We've got a court peeps!

[Joe Schmoe]

*smacks a homeless guy with his hammer* Order order! What is our first line of business?

[Druid]

Allright. To our first mater. We need a chief justice. Time to get voting people. Post up candidates.

[Joe Schmoe]

I nominate Krypto! For his non stop beatings of those less fortunate then him!

And his package size is way bigger then mine, there for, he's smarter and manlier!

[Druid]

Allright, that's one nominee. We each get to pick/vote. And you can vote for yourself. I am holding my vote for the end.

[OneHitWonder]

I have no desire to be a justice, but I would like my own sock puppet :P

[Druid]

I grant you a sock puppet. But Everyone hear now. We have a full court. We are in the process of nominating a chief justice from within our ranks. But unless someone steps down or dies, we keep our ranks.

[sheld0n]

I vote for Druid, because he has the letter "d" in both the beginning and the end of his name. How cool is that!

[Magna Harrier]

Surely a sign from the gods! I concur! Druid gets my vote!

[AfterglowNoMore]

I'm just stupid enough to be useful in this endeavor. :D

[Krypto]

I nominate Krypto! For his non stop beatings of those less fortunate then him!

And his package size is way bigger then mine, there for, he's smarter and manlier!

Muahahaha!

[Seraphim]

Nice. You get to show Sandra Day O'Connor how it's done.We've got a court peeps!
Pfft Ginsburg is so much better.

[Krypto]

You're crazy. I'm not.

:D

[Seraphim]

It was a tough decision between Stalking Shadow and BlueBolt because everyone knows alliteration of starting syllables counts for something, or something.

My vote is for Stalking Shadow because he's delegating everything to his sockpuppet, and puppets are awesome.

[Krypto]

I disagree. Sock puppets will only bring this court down with their nazi propaganda. They mustn't be allowed to reign supreme! :p

[Seraphim]

Sock puppet's climb up the ladder quickly, but always end up in the gutter somewhere by the end of the year. It's a rather tragic life. The brighter the candle the faster it burns :'( RIP mr pets.com puppet.
http://marketingplaybook.com/Pets_com_Sock_Puppet.jpg

[Noble]

Here is my response to the matter:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/dagwood15/SockPuppetonfire.jpg

[Magna Harrier]

Isn't he still trying to sell me car insurance?

[The Widowed]

Nicely done gentlemen, welcome aboard. Hmm. I really hope Afterglow, Coldcut, Morc, Stalking Shadow and Widowed check this thread out. I want the ultimate naysayers, wit geniouses, and thread disrupters out there.
Don't tell me I fall under the "thread disrupter" category.... O_o

[sheld0n]

Im pretty sure he meant the wit genious. :)

[Malibu Sally]

Erm... I think I'm the thread disruptor... :jono:

[Blue Bolt]

Down with puppets, up with Seraphim's skirt! :p

I vote for me, because everyone else is too chicken to vote for themsleves :chuckle:

[coldcut]

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords on message boards is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[coldcut]

And alternatively:

f I went 'round sayin' I was an Supreme Court Justice just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!.

[MikeKAY]

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords on message boards is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Be quiet!

:p

[Joe Schmoe]

*gives Coldcut his medication, and leads him to his bed* Night night..

[Esbat]

I nominate myself as head of the FBI...

And as Chief Female Body Inspector I intend to uphold all skirts under my watchful eyes.

[Akamaz]

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[Esbat]

*is too busy inspecting to notice the gibberish*

[Noble]

I say we just screw nominating and go straight to voting, then if needed use a tie breaker. And no, I don't mean the kind of voting that decides who wins when two opponents have equal votes, I mean that kind of machine that rips ties in half; bow ties, neck ties, ect...

As for my vote, I vote for Krypto since he seems to spam-a-lot.

[Druid]

Hmm seems Krypto is leading the votes right now, more for his winning the votes of the sock-puppet haters, then anything else.

I'm going to have to vote for Krypto as well, but only because a sockpuppet once asked me to the prom, and then ditched me for another hand. *sigh* I've never quite gotten over it.

Oh, and since the supreme court is full up, but Afterglow and Esbat wondered into the thread...

I declare Esbat Bailif(I dare you to say something about my spelling. Watch me not care. :P) and inspector of female persons.

Afterglow I hereby declare Afterglow to be Court Scapegoat ( Hey you said it not me...I'm just stupid enough to be useful in this endeavor.) , and Court Justice Justice fill-in for when another justice cannot make it.

And yes Widowed, you were under the and wit genious category. I don't hold grudges when I am clearly outwitted. Which is like everyday. I'd have too many grudges to remember if I didn't let these things go. :p

[suburbanhell]

*Volunteers*

[Krypto]

I vote for Joe, based simply on the fact that he is the least healthy. And if elected Chief Justice, I would imagine he would be the first one out of everyone else to "be unable to perform his duties".

:P

[OneHitWonder]

*wonders what Burby is volunteering for and if she should worry about him*

[Krypto]

*On phone*

"Yes sir, she must not be allowed to interfere. To be stopped at all costs, understood."

[Druid]

Well I think its decided. Krypto is Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of CoHGuru.com.

Now onto other matters. Here are our goals.

First, we must locate our first case. Krypto this task will fall to you, or one you appoint.

What we are looking for:
A crazy debate, or a normal debate that we can cause to collapse into chaotic inanity.

Questions of any sort. If a thread is a question, or if there is an important question asked in it, we decide.

Anything to do with Cryptic and their 'alleged material' for the game.

And lastly, but most importantly, anything to do with our very own mods. Cause we can't just let them have peace of mind, now could we?

PM me any more questions
Krypto get to work

[Krypto]

Will do. Muhahaha!

[suburbanhell]

:look: But....But....But I volunteered...:guntoot:

[Vendel]

Can I be the power behind the power?

Take your pick.
Shadow Goverment
Aliens
Vast right wing conspercy
NAACP


Any of these will do

Now DANCE PUPPETS!!!!!

[suburbanhell]

Shadow Gov't for teh win!

[Noble]

And once again:

Here is my response to the matter:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/dagwood15/SockPuppetonfire.jpg

[suburbanhell]

1-800-Bar-None? You can? I am! Sweet! No more sitting at the bus stop for me! VROOOOOM!

[Druid]

*Can't wait to issue a deliscously evil verdict* "What? I'm just that way, allright?"

[suburbanhell]

Thank you for my promotion to Chief Baliff. I shall not let you down.

[Sebastian Kain]

Interesting that you guys are putting together a supreme court...

[Meltman]

"Interesting"...that's one word for it...

[suburbanhell]

"Kick ass" is another two words to describe it.

[Meltman]

I suppose one could call it "Kick ass Supreme Court"...if one were in the habit of creating oxymorons...

[suburbanhell]

Except that it wouldn't be an oxymoron.

[Druid]

Interesting that you guys are putting together a supreme court...

Well someone has to hold this board together until you take over, sheesh. :rolleyes:

[suburbanhell]

Yeah a President can't do it all on his own.

[Noble]

So...when are we going to do something?

[Druid]

Well, whenever you and the other justices post a vot edown on our debating thread, I think we can move onto our next duty. I've been bugging everyone off and on to post, but so far only Joe Krypto and I have voted.

And yes I've stopped using commas as off last sentence. I hates them now.

[Noble]

would have been nice to leave a link from this thread ;)

[Druid]

Bah!... and Humbug!