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[Druid]

The Blank Thread, only to be filled with nothing. I don't want to see anything past this explanation in here. No more then one symbol/letter/anything in the title box peeps! Have a nice day.

[The Widowed]

Yeah! What he said!

[Druid]

*whistles* not that anyone will ever know. Bwahahahahah! I wonder what's on T.V. tonight. Pizza was good, but not very filling.

[Krypto]

Nothing here, move along!

[Druid]

???? Wat u Lookin at noob?

[Druid]

Man, you've got good eyes

[Krypto]

Check it out, man!

[Druid]

Man you really are wasting your time reading all this

[Krypto]

ZOMG

[Druid]

Just innocent nothing here. Carry on.

[Krypto]

Uh oh!

[Druid]

Doo do doo do do da doo do doo do do da

[Krypto]

No. You didn't see anything.

[Druid]

I wonder what mother would say?

[Krypto]

Owned

[Druid]

disguises self as tree and makes crow noises

[Krypto]

YAR YAR HUMP HUMP!

[Kinetix]

^ Kypto

[Tarkenchi]

you guys are ****ing nuts. :chuckle:

[The Widowed]

Why did you guys spell out "Lo Fu Ckingl"?

[Malibu Sally]

It must be a Chinese dish they enjoy. I figure it must be better than the Pu Pu Platter.

[Krypto]

Because Lo Fu Ckingl is the greatest Martial Arts master of his time. He spread his teachings to many of today's great Martial Artists, and is the master of my new character, Quick.

Plus, it's a really wicked dish.

[Cryogentic]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Kinetix]

I thought it was "LO ****ing L"

[Kinetix]

IS THIS TEXT BIG ENOUGH?

[Rottweiler]

Awesome thread. My new favorite. ;thumbsup

*ahem*
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only costs you $10.00."

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
3. It will be better in two weeks.......

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled.

He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its alights, and printed out the following analysis:

1. Your tap water is too hard.
2. Get a water softener.
3. Your dog has ringworm.
4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
5. Your daughter is using cocaine.
6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
7. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
8. And if you don't stop masturbating, your elbow will never get better....

[Poison]

Stop this, it's stupid!

[MikeKAY]

When you're kid and yo wanna go "Weee!" but you aint got drugs yet...

You hold out for your life... Hold on to your little gonads... and strife.

Gonads and strife...

Gonads and strife...

Gonads and strife...

[sheld0n]

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. It was so damn literal.

[sheld0n]

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the f*** did you get that banana?

[Druid]

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds, who had also never met

[The Widowed]

Poor Poison. Are we annoying you again?

[Druid]

So my plan is revealed. And yet, still hidden. Bwahahahahaha!!!!

[The Widowed]

How positively Machiavellian.

[Druid]

I do what I can to spread the evil. Can't horde it all for yourself you know.

[iggy880]

I almost thought you found a way to magically not type anything

[sheld0n]

I use the word "totally" too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning.
Sheld, do you like submarine sandwiches? All-encompassingly ...

[Druid]

What about.. most assuredly?

[sheld0n]

Good idea. Ill write that down.
I have another question:

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which one's the real hero?

[Tarkenchi]

The chinese baby that made it, Ofcoure!

[Druid]

The sign of the beast there has a point. Those babies are true non-american heroes. Here's another word other then totally. 'Indubitably'

[Tarkenchi]

see abovezors!

[Druid]

Rule breaker!!! That's more then one letter!! That's more then two letters!! AHhhhhhh

[Tarkenchi]

Bbbbaaad.... Bad to dah bonee.... bad to dah boneeee....

[Druid]

Wish I could remember how to access the symbols from here... hmmm guess I'll just have to use word then.

What... Are you still reading this nonsense? Honestly. You're ridiculous!

[Joe Schmoe]

I feel like we're special agents, secretly talking to each other, our fellow secret agents. So I'll say something cool and secretive, like I imagine a secret agent would say to another secret agent secretly.

I'm wearing pink panties.

[Druid]

Actually, he's lying. Joe ain't wearing nothin. So says the midnight chicken what clucks at midnight

[The Widowed]

And if your mission is compromised, make a noise like a dying giraffe.

[Rottweiler]

Ummm... so.

Anyone with tips on getting Tuatha blood off of micro-nexeline fabric?

[The Widowed]

Try club soda. Club soda works on everything.

[Druid]

Except for club soda spills. Never clean up Club Soda spills with Club Soda. It'll mutate into a horrific beast and stain everything in sight, before losing molecular stability and dissolving back into a massive wet spot on your floor.

[Rottweiler]

That reminds me of the time I tried to make Instant Water.

I didn't know what to add.

/steven wright

[sheld0n]

I would imagine that if you could understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

So we have to say who we're quoting? Eh, ok. All of my stuff was Mitch Hedberg.

[Druid]

Druid casts Ressurection on thread and restores it to life for an inane amount of hit points.

Gotta love this thread that serves no other purpose then to annoy former admins.

[Sun-Scarab]

Bread can't be hatch! ..can it?

[Druid]

Apparently it can, or did my loaf of bread just appear there? No sir, it hatched from an egg.

[Akamaz]

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Please contact da server administrator, main web pimpatdacity.com 'n inform 'em of da time da error occurred, 'n anything yo' ass might has done that may has caused da error n' ****.

More information 'bout this error may be available in da server error log."


Additionally, a 404 Not Found error wuz encountered while trying use an ErrorDocument handle da request, know what I'm sayin'?


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[The Widowed]

Nurse, fetch the sedatives and the hypospray. Druid's playing God with old threads again....

[Krypto]

zomgpervbbq

[Druid]

Oh noes! Krypto broke the rules. He BROKE THE GOD DAMN RULES!!!!

[Druid]

Come to think of it.. I broke the rules. Dear Lord! I broke the rules as well!!!! Chaos reigns supreme!

[Xielos]

I remember this thread. I hate it.

[Druid]

Boo, then start another thread and post visibly in it, don't ruin this thread.

[Gaia]

<(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)>

[suburbanhell]

...

[The Mystic]

"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing."
~Socrates

[leohirok]

...this...is...cool...but...what....the...hell...i s...it's...purpose...

[Krypto]

It's in the party place, it doesn't NEED a purpose. Now do it right, or don't do it at all. :-P

[The Widowed]

STOP BREAKING THE RULES, YOU TOADS!

This doesn't apply to you, Krypto. You're cool. :-D

[Krypto]

Hahahaha, oh my god, I don't think I've heard that word used like that in a loooong time.

[Sun-Scarab]

Walking in front of a moving bus isn't the best way to deal with problems.

[TroubleWolf]

This thread = retarded.

[Krypto]

Then GTFO, no need to post in it.

[The Mystic]

Maybe these people don't understand what's going on.
I didn't figure it out until I went to reply and then noticed there was actual writing. But I suppose that's the point of making the writing hidden =P

[Druid]

Honestly people, what's the point of posting in a thread to say it's pointless, all you really do is add to it and give us reason to continue on. /em roll eyes Anyway, MaN Is It AnNoYinG WheN PEoPlE TyPe LiKE ThIs.

[Sun-Scarab]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/funny-magician.html This guy puts David Blaine to shame.

[T!M]

So I'm swiming in St. Martial, and a Freekin Snork kung pows my Butt Cheak....wtf?

[Sebastian Kain]

You all scare me.

[Druid]

And yet you keep coming back for more of us. Bizzare

[RedSwitchblade]

*disturbs the mojo*

[Akamaz]

it's freakin homer simpson joo pervo