View Full Version : They Fight Crime (anyone remember this?)
Follow the link to here (http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html) and post what you get. :banana:
So to begin:
He's an underprivileged dishevelled jungle king on the wrong side of the law. She's a sarcastic snooty opera singer who don't take no **** from nobody. They fight crime!
Amoeba Man
04-19-2005, 10:36 AM
This one was too funny...
He's a world-famous flyboy romance novelist who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a sharp-shooting kleptomaniac traffic cop from Mars. They fight crime!
the_starcrosser
04-19-2005, 10:56 AM
I *LOVED* that generator! Thought of trying to make some of those ideas work at one point... heheh.
He's a gun-slinging dishevelled hairdresser moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a pregnant junkie doctor with only herself to blame. They fight crime!
Akamaz
04-19-2005, 12:45 PM
He's a maverick Jewish barbarian on the run. She's a manipulative antique-collecting cab driver from a different time and place. They fight crime!
sheld0n
04-19-2005, 02:10 PM
He's a one-legged soccer-playing cyborg who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a blind streetsmart cab driver from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Holy crap!
MikeKAY
04-19-2005, 02:29 PM
He's a lonely alcoholic vampire hunter with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's an artistic punk mercenary who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime! O_o
Malibu Sally
04-19-2005, 02:36 PM
He's a scarfaced bohemian paranormal investigator from the 'hood. She's an elegant streetsmart stripper looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
Yeah baby! T.J. Hooker gots nuthin on us! :P
Masked Revenger
04-19-2005, 02:53 PM
He's a genetically engineered sweet-toothed astronaut gone bad. She's an enchanted out-of-work mermaid from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Chris
Lorash
04-19-2005, 03:04 PM
He's a witless zombie astronaut from the 'hood. She's a beautiful nymphomaniac soap star who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
..I wish she'd fight me!
Masked Revenger
04-19-2005, 03:35 PM
You know, at one point, someone over on RPG.net created a role-playing game using this generator... I can't find it now, but damn it was funny.
Chris
Joe Schmoe
04-19-2005, 06:58 PM
He's a lonely Amish matador gone bad. She's a high-kicking hip-hop archaeologist on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
Amoeba Man
04-20-2005, 12:28 AM
He's a one-legged soccer-playing cyborg who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a blind streetsmart cab driver from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Holy crap!
I can't help but think of that Monty Python sketch with the soccer team that was made up of Long John Silver impersonators. Python was great.
Black Razor
04-20-2005, 01:22 AM
He's a fiendish vegetarian werewolf with nothing left to lose. She's a pregnant cigar-chomping doctor in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!
Alrightly then.
He's a scarfaced ninja librarian in a wheelchair. She's a psychotic mute mermaid with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!
Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be seeing that first character in an RP at some point. *looks suspiciously over at Afterglow*
Quakester
04-20-2005, 11:59 AM
He's an immortal guitar-strumming rock star in a wheelchair. She's an orphaned nymphomaniac Valkyrie from Mars. They fight crime!
Tsarmina
04-20-2005, 01:19 PM
He's a hate-fuelled devious ex-con from a doomed world. She's an artistic motormouth former first lady with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!
Oh my! :chuckle:
Solario
04-21-2005, 04:52 PM
He's an unconventional ninja sorceror who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a beautiful hip-hop cab driver who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
Quakester
04-21-2005, 04:55 PM
He's a maverick Amish photographer with acid for blood. She's an orphaned kleptomaniac widow prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
coldcut
04-21-2005, 04:55 PM
He's an unconventional ninja sorceror who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a beautiful hip-hop cab driver who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
Ya have to wonder what the "wrong crowd" is for an unconventional ninja sorceror.
These are great. I especially liked the vegetarian werewolf. Mine was pretty sucky though.
coldcut
04-21-2005, 05:01 PM
I take it back, this one was awesome:
He's a suave voodoo dwarf with nothing left to lose. She's a provocative kleptomaniac museum curator with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
It's amazing how many of these sync up. In just a few clicks, I got an assassin paired with a schoolgirl in the witness protection program, and an opera singer paired with a blues singer. Then there's the orphan who only has herself to blame. Little bit of a harsh judgement on an orphan, huh?
The Widowed
04-21-2005, 05:05 PM
He's a benighted ninja cyborg with nothing left to lose. She's a virginal out-of-work opera singer with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!
My ninja cyborg beats you all. :D
Stalking Shadow
04-21-2005, 05:32 PM
He's an ungodly albino senator who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a hard-bitten extravagent nun with the power to see death. They fight crime!
Bill Frist fights crime? :chuckle:
He's a war-weary skateboarding hairdresser fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a tortured mutant museum curator with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
Istasi
04-21-2005, 07:50 PM
He's a bookish gay senator from the Mississippi delta. She's a mentally unstable winged stripper with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!
O_o
Masked Revenger
04-21-2005, 08:08 PM
He's a superhumanly strong Amish photographer living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a chain-smoking antique-collecting Hell's Angel looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
Chris
Tsarmina
04-21-2005, 08:23 PM
He's a lounge-singing white trash librarian on the run. She's a foxy insomniac advertising executive prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
Now she sounds like fun...
Masked Revenger
04-21-2005, 08:25 PM
You could almost use this as a background generator.
Chris
Noble
04-22-2005, 01:13 AM
He's a scarfaced ninja librarian in a wheelchair.
This one reminds me of the story arc in CoH when the clockworks stole an old army veterans wheel chair. The army veteran followed the clockwork to an abandoned warehouse some distance away and reported where they were.
So how exactly did this veteran keep up with the clockworks? by crawling??!! I can't remember who said it but someone said that they could imagine the veteran smacking down some punk kid with a skate board, and then body cruising on it to chase down the clockworks. I still think its halarious. Just wanted to share that.
You know, at one point, someone over on RPG.net created a role-playing game using this generator... I can't find it now, but damn it was funny.
I think that could actually be a lot of fun. Anyone interested in doing this?
and to keep on topic, here is one I found amusing.
He's a suave shark-wrestling gentleman spy who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a blind foul-mouthed Amish umbrella-wielding journalist from Mars. They fight crime!
iggy880
04-22-2005, 02:47 AM
He's an otherworldly day-dreaming inventor with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a beautiful cigar-chomping queen of the dead with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!
and this one is pretty good as well
He's a witless Catholic cop moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a plucky psychic wrestler fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!
Mahaf
04-22-2005, 03:30 AM
He's an uncontrollable vegetarian paramedic for the 21st century. She's a brilliant belly-dancing socialite in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!
Uncontrollable vegetarian > all. "You can't have this meat!"
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